NJ/pol/ - You're Only Allowed To Take One edition

Huge thunderstorm about to hit. Seems like it hasn't rained since May.

I see one public safety guy just standing around

It was raining real bad down just now in South Jersey

south jersey here Before all the bombs and shit i was saying NJ sucks and OMG now NJ really fucking sucks

Will Trump win NJ now because of these bombings?

Probably

>bomber is a mudslime
Huh, who would have thought? I wonder what his motive is? :^)

Essex county reporting in.

I live in a town next to Newark JUST

I also want to be the OP for one of these threads one day

Yuropoor passing through

Have you guys held a NJ/pol/ meet-up yet? I'd imagine it would be, like most Cred Forums meet-ups, a spectacle to behold.
I wish I had like-minded people in my region, sadly I don't.

Stay strong, my American brothers!
Shadilay!

Please do. I've been the OP for every three except one. We need a new theme song.

Is NJITfags might meet up

NJ is full? Probably because your fat fuck Chris Christie is taking the space.

>three
Thread

Fuck off

>is
Us

Yeah, that's where I am. We need it really badly.

Anyone going to Bergen community college in Lyndhurst ?

There are not more new jersey people on Cred Forums than any other state, so please just stop making these fucking threads. Go to reddit if you want to circlejerk something.

They hit seaside during the most retarded of times it was most likely a black guy. And this coming from a Tom's river guy

New Jersey meet up should be a reality

Only if you have a maga hat

Fuck off

I still don't understand why they placed the bombs where they did. It seems so out of place and counter productive to generating the kill count most terrorists go for

We should be thankful AhMAD is a mess and a sad waste.

Like I said it was a retarded black guy who got caught up with the shitskins. Probably blm teen mad he couldn't get white wimminz

Friendly reminder that nuclear power is clean power.

Why are we so superior lads?

>NYggers and city trash getting bombed
>tfw comfy as the cows in south jersey

for once it pays having absolutely nothing to do but shoot stuff here

Because most of the soccer mom liberals live in Connecticut while the hardcore leftists live in NYC. No other state has an effective statewide rail network (except perhaps Utah) either.

Upper Montclair here, feeling aristocratic

I am, got class in like 30 minutes

Is staten island allowed?

Bergen county represent

>I live in a town next to Newark JUST
Bloomfield? East orange? Belleville?

Idk. Everyone around here seems to know of Cred Forums. Probably an IQ thing idk?

Anyone /Rowan/ or more generally /Phillyarea/ here?

Talking with a cute Brit girl!

> south jersey

What a cuckboy

Bergen County best county. as long as you are north of route 80.

No need to bomb a shithole

Can you guys fix your fucking weed laws this election or?

t. Bay Stater about to legalize this shit

Delaware bro, I'm close enough to jersey, can I hang out here

So who wants an /NJIT/ meetup?

ewing

Posting a Hana lads

Belleville

I have one :)

Oh btw I'm posting from another IP, (I'm outside)

She's my daughter

>Manlets never learn

I wonder what his motive was???

>actually paying attention in class and not posting on the best general on Cred Forums
Haha don't be fags lads.

Any CCM fags here?

>round and dangerous

Are you guys trying to turn Cred Forums into Cred Forums? I mean i hate to ruin your guys fun but location based generals ruined that board.

>Jersey Shore
Why does it exist?

We're trying to convert NJ to Trump and elect more conservative politicians to purge the shitskins by cutting off their gibs and low cost housing.

Shitalian and tourist containment area

Union NJ reporting
>its raining
thats about it. i hate this shithole

>cnn.com/2016/09/17/us/new-york-explosion/?iid=ob_lockedrail_topeditorial
>intentional act
Is this the birth of a dank new meme?

CCM here, it's not working.

This

The bombings happened one day after the establishment of NJ/pol/. It's a sign from Kek.

>tfw train delays this morning

Thanks a ton fucking sand nigger

Literally. I saw this thread a few days ago. I was like why, nothing happens in NJ
>mfw

Anyone /union county/ here?

Verona here. Fuck off hippie. Shouldn't you be praying to Obama at the local Whole Foods now?

A E S T H E T I C

>At least one officer has been injured and the suspect is in custody following a shooting in Linden, New Jersey. It is unknown whether the incident is related to this weekend’s bombing in the neighboring city of Elizabeth. The suspect is in custody, and there are reports of a possible explosive device. The bomb squad and police dogs have been called to the scene. Reports from the scene indicate that someone was shooting at passing cars. One officer took a bullet to his armored vest and requested medical assistance, the police union said. Another officer was reportedly hit by a car.

Cred Forums was right again.

Beautiful

Does that mean Cred Forums is actually behind the bombings and ISIS is just taking credit for them?

It's pasta

Also Taylor ham is called pork roll here

>pork roll
ummmmmmmmmmmmm

express.co.uk/news/world/712130/Suspicious-package-found-at-Rutgers-University-amid-US-terror-suspect-hunt

HAHA RUTGERS BTFO

Who /morris county/ here?!

I live near there and I hate that liberal hellhole

...

Just came here from William Paterson, you don't know how good it is here compared to there

/county college of/ here.

Area surrounding the Douglass Parking Deck >has been reopened. Package has been deemed safe. Thank you for your patience.

had me sweatin

Lol! North jersey is an embarrassment

Hunterdon county master race here

its fucking pork roll you stupid faggot

where on the TAYLOR PORK ROLL box does it even say the word ham?

oh right, nowhere, because it isn't ham you subhuman memeing shit

>Ahmad Khan Rahami

Any RVCC fags? Fuck class

Watchung reporting

No shit.

I went there back in like 2008. Is the parking situation still so ridiculously bad? Do people still play fightan games in the student center like huge autists?

Same thing with faggots who ask for a Hero instead of a hoagie

Jersey City is filled with indians, arabs, and hispanics. Hoboken is filled with niggers and white hipsters. Newark is filled with hardass white office workers and niggers.

New Jersey doesn't have much to like.

I suppose the green down south is good, but the population is like 3. That's fine.

/CCM/ reporting in

also any /warren county/ fags here?

>pork roll
>implying Taylor ham egg and cheese bagel shouldn't be our state food

fuck off with your pork roll

Cred Forums is really slipping. I tried to post a happening thread for the bomb found last night around 10 pm EST and no one believed me.

if only you listened.

Hoboken has barely any niggers (they're contained to two projects in the back corner). All the whites are literally upper middle class people that work in NYC there's really no hipsters at all.

Newark is absolute shit though, friend got jumped a couple times at NJIT by feral niggers

...

Yeah, they do. I'm actually hoping to channel that autism into an anime club.

Where on campus are you?

Headed to Ry's bagels to grab a PORK ROLL egg and cheese as we speak

Two degrees from rvcc
Nephew there now

Great cc

Was in Washington yesterday

Gotta hit hot dog jonnies soon man

fuck new jersey

>Most of the refugees who came to New Jersey settled in Elizabeth and Jersey City
>yfw the bombing suspect was a resident of Elizabeth

Not on campus atm

Switched to phone right now

Its pork roll, faggot

Toms river here too. I think it was the sandnigger that did the Manhattan bomb.

Hey is this where we talk about our favorite Reddits

They were supposed to go off during the race but the start of the race was delayed for some reason so it wound up killing nobody.

not bad in terms of utility but the professors are liberal as fuck

they are probably trying to brainwash your nephew right now

>willy pete
>It Ain't Me starts playing

> BREAKING: Sources within the NJ State Police have revealed that the suspect's attacks are believed to be motivated by a lack of halal options at WAWA. Specifically they have found writings in which he denounces "temptation by the sinful aroma of fried pork roll (a product known to the infidels as Taylor-Ham)".

more jersey jews on Cred Forums

jersey gets attacked....

THE ALT RIGHT IS AT IT AGAIN

LETS BE CLEAR HERE: Cred Forums IS THE PROBLEM NOT NIGGERLAM I MEAN ISNIGGER.

Ah, that's cool. I'm the guy wearing the bright red beret. Flag me down next time you see me.

Camden County standing by.

>animeposter
>wears a beret

Is it autism?

literally just picked up my diploma today

>anime club
I'd laugh but I'm in class lad. Please don't.

this isn't real.. right?

I told him about liberal indoctrination and he is averse to it

What's everybody's go-to at wawa?

Breakfast
>bacon, egg, cheese sizzli
>hashbrown
>sometimes a frosted donut

Not breakfast
>buffalo chicken sub
>frosted donut
>fountain beverage 32oz

>NJ is full of niggers and spic
after we nuke Spicifornia of the map, NJ is next

Fuck off

Religion of peace :^))))))))

I think New Jersey is only 59% white. It's gotta be one of the least white states in the nation :(

Stop being a bigot! He is not a representation of Islam

new jersey fucking sucks.
before my cousins moved i used to visit that shithole every year

Good post

We don't want you here. Go back to being poverty stricken and fucking your sister.

daily reminder that north jersey is a shithole and does not represent true jersey in any way.

>rutgers is a low class shit hole of a college
>edison, trenton, jersey city, hackensack are all shit
>garbage wannabes that wish they were new yorkers (absolutely disgusting)

Then there's south:

>farmlands
>beaches
>wealth
>no 'joisey' dickheads

yah, white fight is already happening in NJ, its the next Detroit.
The white population declines ever year while the state population grows in NJ.
NJ is the #1 moved out of state.

Niggers
Spics
Taxes
Crime
Traffic

why would anyone but welfare queens want to live there?, I mean you can't go anywhere without have to deal with niggers. Even the Rich white neighborhoods are next to nigger towns.

Of course not! He is a violent man and as we know Islam is a Religion of Peace™. So he is not a true muslim. :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

It is. I know this is anecdotal but I was the only white guy on the path train this morning. All Asians Indians blacks and Hispanics.

You realize this place started as an anime forum, yes?

So do I.
Harrison, nigga

>implying i need convincing to stay in my 99% white community

sup duder. anyone going to RCBC here?

>99% """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

who /deformed/ here?

Saw an old lady with extreme kyphosis on a bus once. Sad tbqh.

I wanna get married and have kids here so they can to to the same beaches and pizza places I went to as a kid and we can have cool father-son/daughter bonding time doing that stuff but the less white this state becomes the less I want to stay here :(

I know a lot of RVCC fags who browse here. Best part of NJ

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elk_County,_Pennsylvania#Demographics

> The racial makeup of the county was 98.96% White, 0.15% Black or African American, 0.09% Native American, 0.35% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 0.10% from other races, and 0.31% from two or more races. 0.40% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race. 42.8% were of German, 17.8% Italian, 7.4% Irish and 5.1% Swedish ancestry

>dat ass

>Hunterdon County
>master race

Who /richsnob/ here?

I feel ya. I had a pretty good upbringing in central jersey but even my suburban town is getting just fucking overrun with niggers it's crazy.

I mean sure, I guess that Habsburgs counted as white too

Taylor ham is fucking garbage

lying Jersey faggots

>bragging about living in pennsyltucky

I'm not sure what's so funny about it. I'm sure I can find more than enough members to pull it off. Someone's gotta culturally enrich the plebs, and I mean that literally, not in the rob/rape/pilliage sense of the term.

76.93% lower than national average overall crime here.
its about as good as it gets

All you're gonna do is create the biggest, sweatiest, smelliest cringefest in the local area.

Your inbred brains are too retarded to commit crimes and your inbred police are too stupid to recognize when crime does happen, Cleetus.

If your town is 99% white but surrounded by niggers and spic towns.. you lose and you are in fucking denial that you are not a nigger lover.

The real test of whiteness is your local public schools / high schools sports teams if the are majority white then you live in a good place.

/feedsrichsnobs/ here fampai.

DUDE I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE FROM NJIT ONLINE

Reapplying for the 2017 Spring Semester, how's it going?

I'm pretty sure only two of them are actually Italian though.

>yahoo.com/news/more-800-immigrants-mistakenly-granted-citizenship-130452164--politics.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""mistakenly"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>May Issue to Residents and Non-Residents
Issuance of the permit is almost completely discretionary, and New Jersey courts have upheld the policy of strictly limiting permits “to persons pecifically employed in security work . . . and to others who can establish an urgent necessity for carrying guns for self-protection.”

>Concealed Permit: Pennsylvania
Shall Issue to Residents and Non-Residents

process for getting a carry permit here
>go to sheriff office with 2 non family members
>fill paper out
>2 non family folk say "yeah hes a good guy"
>leave with permit

but im sure its 100%
this

Nothing. I stopped going after I discovered ROOK coffee and their bomb ass fig butter croissants. I saw Bruce and the Italian dude from impractical jokers at one in Marlboro.

>Monmouth bourgeois master race

Going on twitter and there are like 4 or 5 hashtags about us. I-i-i-i-is this what it feels like to be relevant???

I don't see any Taylor Ham there

Nah, don't worry about it. I have a spray bottle of sanitizer prepared just in case.

Was the fried chicken any good though?

>tfw even the RB at my public high school was white and made it to the NFL

>he never refutes that Philadelphia is inbred
My neurons are really firing now

>rook

That was my oneitis's favorite place.

i live 280 miles on literally the opposite side of the state as philly.
philly is like 55% nigger and is pretty much NJ anyway.

Shit I meant Pennsylvania.

Me me. Graduating from Stevens with BE in mech eng and masters in engineering management. No debt + ~20k from paid co-ops thru the years.

RVCC alum here too. Best CC around. Went there for 2 years and transferred to Rutgers.

it might be

still safe and white as fuck

Heh. We might know each other from around. You hang out at any frats while you were there?

>being a mouth breathing inbred retard is good
That's Pennsylvania for you

I went to Rowan but when through some shit and got suspended for campus conduct. Shit sucks bro

haha yes I'm in one and I'm still living in the house. I'm a 5th year rn.

What frats did you hang at?

Off campus

Anyone /PCCC/ here?
Wanaque checking in.

Chi Phi mostly

i'd rather risk my neighbors banging their cousins than being killed by a nig desu

Belleville reporting in

RACISTS BTFO

Nice clock. Why'd he throw it out :((((

>literally a subhuman
Honestly you'd do the world a favor by getting killed

Gotcha. I don't really hang out there. The frat I am in is much more "douchy, elitist, white, mean, and only athletes" to put it in the words of a girl I know on the track team

if my neighbors want to bang their family members thats none of my business

I think I know which one you are referring to. On Washington?

>implying you aren't an incest baby

Nope on castle point. hint: babbio centers named after an alumni of the fraternity

my mother was from ukraine so i doubt it

Delt. I only ever met one delt and that was in my freshman year dorms.

Noted. Beautiful views up there, many an early morning/late night cigarette by the cannon

Nice dubs.

What year did you graduate

And who'd you meet I'm curious

Fuck yeah that's always a good time. I

Im gunna monitor these threads and if they get off topic ill report and have moved to int or some shit. Fags

t.
NYer

damn it I want some saltwater taffy now. It's not even that good...

Any Pineys in this thread who can summon the Jersey Devil to eat Hillary? I promise I won't insult your state for at least a month if you do.

>Ukraine
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2013, some soccer kid I don't even remember his name. Seemed like a tool but I guess the frats change up now and then. I wasn't in a frat but I fucked two girls in OPI who had boyfs who I think we're in frats

Ah gotcha. He was definitely a tool haha delt really is a bunch of assholes but we embrace it. What's OPI? I haven't heard of it before

You're younger my bad, it is TPA now. They used to be called OPi when they were regional sorority but they merged into a national one in like 2011

and she created 3 blonde haired green eyed children

Oh shit yeah they're across the street from us. We don't really mix much with them tho

It's called a sub.

Who 732 here

>Slav(e)s
>white
OH GOD PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME

How's the new sorority

Sig delt? Some talent I guess but they're really the girls that couldn't get into phi sig or dphie

close enough

Who union county here?

Grew up there brah

It's called pork roll faggot and wawa pork roll kinda sucks. Buying it at shop rite and making it homemade is superior in every way

Fuck off

Who Burlington County here?

omg, I'm from Belleville too! Are you still in high school?

>It's called pork roll faggot
Nuh uh

And humans started out as shit throwing apes

Rahway reporting in...

Niggers and Mexicans have overrun the east part of town. Indians from Iselin are encroaching from the south. We can't hold out much longer. Please send help!

/NJIT/ meetup when?

732/Old Bridge here

I've seen a lot more asians around since this summer - Koreans and Chinks, a few Japs. I think Edison is finally leaking in.

Better than all the Poo in Loos here, but even still, that's better than some other unwanteds.

shit, I dropped out in 2014

908 reporting in. I was at a gym in Linden and was deadlifting when they caught him five minutes from my gym. I could see a helicopter when I left.

Ahmad's dad owns a fried chicken spot on Elmora Ave in Elizabeth. Fuckin bomb in Broad St is insane, I live not too far from there!!

Union County reporting

Christopher's pub in Tom's river

>class is over but the bus doesn't come for another 30 minutes
Suffering

Greetings

Let's go devils

>>THREAD ANNOUNCMENTAhmed's family sues Elizabeth for "anti Muslim harassment"
nj.com/news/index.ssf/2016/09/family_of_bombing_suspect_sued_elizabeth_for_discr.html#incart_most_shared-news

Let it be known that 250 Syrian refugees are residing in Elizabeth as we speak

>>NEXT THREADS TOWN OF THE DAY

Who is Hana?

WE GOT HIM

Also side note, I'm loving the shit out of these NJ/pol/ threads. I really hope they keep going strong.

so these days fuckin' kids think they can sit inside and talk about fuckin' politics? listen, when I was a little tyke I was runnin around the boardwalk like a whore on valentines day, uh?

>tfw no gabagool

Haha missed the bus and now I'm surrounded by dindus in Newark lads xx

Just rained so I can't shit down. My feet hurt. I wanna die ;_;

>mfw /njpol/ becomes the next brit/pol/

Putting on a trip desu

This () user's daughter

>tfw rahwayfag

JUST

>shit
Sit

Take it off

alright friends I say we get a meetup going sometime next month given the amount of faggots here.

fuck off

a fellow rahway user...

do you think all of the other polsters would sympathize with us or make fun of us for where we live?

Fuck you desu

Wew lad

Right so fill this out famalams

strawpoll.me/11260130

Opinion poll on Krispy Kreme

Whatever happened to gary cooper?

>niggers and spics flooding into Bucks County from Trenton

Stop.

Damn your ID is so close to having KANGZ in it

Sorry

t. Princeton resident

Mercer county represent dough

Fuck off Jersey fag, your city smells like shit and so do you.

Fuck off and don't ever come back to my fucking thread again, kiddo.

>new jersey
>a single city

Is this how niggers who don't live anywhere close to New Jersey see New Jersey? I live essentially right next to it.

GloTwp user reporting in

Fuck off and don't ever come back to my city again, Christy Cuck

No fuck you and don't ever talk to me or my wife's son ever again

>implying all of Jersey isn't shit

Imagine being Mary Pat Christie every night and having to be all like "damn, Chris "Krispy Kreme" Christie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your gelatinous body and horrific pudgy monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my tv persona and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Mary and not only sleep in that bed while Chris Christie flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the dim lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just lay there there, hour after hour, day after day, while he increased in mass. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in the capitol tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHRIS CHRISTIE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his fat fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of frat bros and college athletes and later alleged family members for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Pennsylvania. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal chefs in the previous months. And then your husband asks for another go, and you know you could kill every single person in this house before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mary. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

hot

>one of the smallest states
>being a majority
PA here. Stay the fuck out of my state and learn how to drive you dumb blooming onion hair having faggots.

Fuck off you dirty fucking inbred butthurt working class faggot.

We're used to driving above 10 mph. Sorry not sorry.

>tripfag
Figures you'd come from the shithole of the country. Too much hairspray and fake tans giving your entire state brain damage. You chucklefucks are worse then California. Kill yourself.

That's why you speds are always 10 under and cut off people actually going the speed limit. You drive worse then fucking vacationing Canadians.

sounds like a mid west type of baby rage

Yes guys I'm from new jersey i'm defi not from Massachusetts, nothing to see here

For a state that hates us, you sure love going into our thread faggots.

Warren County reporting in

Come to Gettysburg and fight me you orange gayboi. Kick your ass all the way across Maryland.
>another tripfag
Not a single person in NJ is important enough for that you douche nozzle.

Get back in the shed tard

Don't make generals about the worst state in the country. No one cares about NJ. You fags aren't worth shit in the election so there is no point to these retarded threads.

mad guy

Get back in your tanning booth guido.

Mass is beautiful but so full of trash and fags, I had a terrible time visiting Northampton, I wanted to throw up. Thank god I'm back in the dirty jerZ

went to lunch there every friday during highschool :')

thats why you stay from the trashy ghettos like in Jersey

>new jersey

LOL what are you talking about you sperg, I live in a nice beach town in south jersey. Kill yourself senpai.

NEW THREAD
WITH NEW CONTENT

I wish jealous out of staters would just fuck off

>Friendly reminder to all non-New Jerseyians ITT: Fuck off, we're full.
Bestylvanian here, lmaoing @ ur lack of gun rights, mountains of garbage, and statewide political corruption. Dec. 25 1776 best day of my life.

>Call Tuckerton ("Clamtown") a hellhole
>Trips get

Well, I guess that settles that.

That's because Cred Forums sucks. These Cred Forums Jersey threads are great.

>Who /boundbrook/ here?

Underage pls leave

bergen county reporting in

i went here for undergrad. can confirm liberal hellhole

Bomber's family owned a Fried chicken place in Elizabeth..................... fucking wake me up from this nightmare

>its talking like a sperg to stay out of the ghettos of each state

jersey is a complete and utter shit hole. Look at all the heroin sold there, people come from all over to get dope there. Newark (brick city), paterson and all the other places I don't care to remember the names of because jersey is a complete and utter shit hole.

Atlantic city is amazing fun although it's most certainly degenerate, corrupted and evil to the core. I had more fun than I could've ever had in ac, but it was fueled by drugs and hallucinogens.

You fuckers had horrible gun laws before ny did, your state is a dump for nyc, hence the name dirty jersey. You fuckers can't drive at all to save your life, literally the worst drivers i've ever seen.

I went to school in lincoln tech and it was the most pathetic school ever conceived. They tried to train us to fix cars by theory, books and classrooms instead of hands on. There was literally maybe a week of hands on in fifteen months. That place should've been shut down and everyone tried in court for robbing us.

Biomedical engineering reporting in

>tfw used to live in NJ when I was younger

Any /609/ fags here?

>not even close
born an ugly muslim
i only read bad things about it in the news but loved the comfy rides to and from rutgers
the sun is getting a little too horizontal for those heading west after work...
never really got hyped for this sammie...i bought and cooked pork roll at home..it's too salty...

856 reporting in