HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE

Now he's been outed is he or members if his cell going out in a blaze of glory today?

I'm getting comfy.

Fat makes you less dense and more buoyant bro.

My god

I see why people make fun of this lady now.

Unless im being triple trolled.....

His name is obviously German, so how could be be a Muslim?

CHECKMATE UKRAINE!

Honey, no. They just lightened the pic, because our media is dominated by lefties who kiss Muslim ass.

Note his name and facial hair. Also, his cohorts (five, who were already arrested) are all Afghanistani.

I guarantee you he is not white. We just have utterly shitty media most of whom deserve to be lined up and shot in the face. (Not that I am calling for that, nor that I would ever do such a thing, FBI, I am a Cred Forumsack of peace. Merely making a critical observation.)

What the fuck man just got an emergency alert akin to a flash flood warning with this fuckers name and info that you had to confirm to get to stop beeping at 8am Monday more info my day off.

Let me test if I'm still banned

>People in the United States think this man is white

Wow, where do you live? Tri-State area?

who are these people?

THE PATRIARCHY STRIKES AGAIN

Well he ain't black or mexican or chinese. What does that make him, genius?

Interesting. Is it an app just for emergency notifications?

he's trolling bonglander

Another fucking Italian.

girl on the left is cute

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Hello CNN

>aloha snackbar beard
>Ahmad as first name
>Paki last name

Checks out.

CNN is writing about the important stuff

American definition of White includes Middle easterners.

seen this gif a thousand times
still enraging

>Afghani

Im not even a "hurr durr Finns arent white"-retard, but this man is not "white".

Kaleem the Clit Slicer

Most ruthless Muslim in America. Still at large.

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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST 48 HOURS?

STAY SAFE AMERIBROS, MY THOUGHS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU
DEUS VULT

>fat
>manlet
>shitskin

THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST, FOLKS

search and destroy

There have been multiple homemade explosives found in New York and New Jersey. A few have exploded. Some people have been injured, but no one has died.

A muslim white male

He's 5'6 lol

Notice how they leave that part out. Last thing we want to do is foster manlet discrimination.

The mall stabber did kill someone tho

Arabic Caucasoid

Arab?

#notallmanlets
#5'isaheightofpeace

i hope they can never be hired

>De Blasio definitively ruled out terrorism yesterday
>turns out to be an arab terrorist
?

PDATE: Minnesota #ISIS attacker identified as 22 year old Dahir A. Adan, a Somali-American - CNN

twitter.com/Conflicts/status/777843949482418176

American political correctness.

Only 60% white, remember?

Afghans are not Arabs...arab is syria, iraq, saudi arabia etc. persian is iran, afghanistan etc.

HE'S A MUSLIM WHO'S NATIVE TO AFGHANISTAN YOU RACIST SHIT!

looks like a spic with jew hair to me

>white
not even by brazil standards senpai

News over here reported he said something like "it doesnt look connected to terrorism"

Giving the fact we live in the current year (TM) i guess it's just a generic safe first statement from your average politician

Shilling intensifies

a sandnigger

RELIGION

OF

No evidence that he's Muslim. Cred Forums loves to shows its ignorance.

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PEACE

De Blasio is a hardcore cuck.

jesus fuck cnn

I PROMISE you if it were a black African muslim there would be no description of race or religion

Not all muslims

>two Muslim terrorist attacks on US soil on the same night
>zero coverage of this fact

Our media is now overtly Jewish

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Christ, could they lighten that pic any more? Its like they did with Zimzam

KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Real answer: carl the cuck meme

Are you that retarded? He's afghani. Born in kebabistan.

And there goes 10000 more viewers

Miss labeling a criminal's race is an old political game....

>60%
%

>white
>Ahmed
>Khan
>Rahami

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that better be fucking shoooped

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why do white males commit 100% of the crimes?

The funny thing is that it's this kind of cuck who usually gets bombed.

He is white according to american legislation.
So they are in their right.

> be full arab
> naaah HE IZ WHITE MAN

yucky mudlems get out

>slavs are white males

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Clearly a tanned german.

>a sandnigger bombs a gayborhood
>faggots and cucks bombed
>subhumans showing their true colors

Everyone Wins

kek

>BROWN EYES
>NATURAL TAN
>KINKY/CURLY HAIR

>WHITE

Pick one.

Oh my god

found the white male

Why is that German attacking the US?

What are you saying shitlord ?

He is a proud german...100% german blood...only a fool would asume he is not german...this is the epitope of german mankind

>a sandnigger bombs a gayborhood
>Everyone Wins

If a terrorist bombs your neighborhood you win!

The name "Khan" comes up for the second time in this year.

Interesting synchronicity.

COOL CLOCK, AHMAD. WHY DON'T YOU COME TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

Toning down the crime/jail statistics percentage real quick.

Tell me about KHAN, why does he wear the beard?

not sure if bantz or not

are you call me a faggot?

>De Blasio definitively ruled out terrorism yesterday
>turns out to be an arab terrorist

alt-white.

>mexican

lol Mexicans are white

just ask your friendly federal gov.

Stop posting this fake shit when the real shit is just as bad.

nigga i'm white-r than him and look at my fucking flag

>He is about 5ft 6 tall and weighs approximately 200 pounds.

Fat manlets BTFO

ugh, can you guise believe drumpf call these blasts, bombings? hitler much?

lol

You

Crazy

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Nigger I'm like 3 inches taller and been a NEET for a while and I still weigh less than him.

Stupid white boy must have shit-tier genetics.

(((incident)))

If he's a white male, why is his skin brown?

>He likes banshee
Fucking newfag

Skin condition.

Dat's true man. Here's an image from the Guardian (good at blogging about happenings)

#notallfatties
#notallmanlets
Shouldn't take too long to find him I suppose? Probably shaved his beard and such by now if he knows they're looking for that picture.

Pepe the frog creator

no it's not you fucking idiot
they have their own box on the census, don't be retarded

Brown

Hasn't had a bath since the pressure cooker incident.

kek

Not a political game. I'm just lazy and don't care to ask people what they think their race is.

Fuck he is SO FUCKING WHITE
Even worse that ZimmZamm.

he was just trying to make some soup and everything went so wrong

Set to techno!

youtube.com/watch?v=oxwJjh1oUSQ

Stop it you racists!! REEEEE

Only oldfags get it

It's under normal messaging as an "extreme alert" in NYC.

it is, just checked their twatter
stop this false meme

>my birthday
>mudslime sought and no one has died

I've got to admit, today looks to be a good birthday Cred Forums

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They were paid to photoshop him to make him look more white.

That is exactly what it looks like when you set a faded circular brush in Photoshop to "Color" mode and scrub the skin pink while trying to avoid the hair line.

Notice his dry chest skin is blindingly bright, yet his oily face only has soft highlights.

Also, the skin in the shadow under his neck looks almost orange, while the rest of his chest looks yellow/pink. This is a common photoshop failure when manipulating skin tones. You really have to be careful how you treat shadows, or color anomalies like this will happen.

I wish I could get paid by the government for this kind of shit, I'd do a better job than them.

Now watch how many dumb faggots parrot the claim that a white guy was responsible for the attack

>stop this false meme
Then why is no one suing the journalists?

How is the US media so cucked? Even the BBC is using these two attacks as two leading stories.

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Happy birthday!

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PLEASE BE MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM

Top cuck

WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS???

DID THEY JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER???

He is tanned

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>oldfags
This was like 6 months ago. The cutoff for oldfags is Jaffa Calling.

>love trumps hate
>but it can't trump bombs or knives

#KlingonLivesMatter

He is just a scapegoat, but a good one.
This was a job of Cred Forums to bury him.

Nice choice user whoever you are. Although I wonder how did you know he is related to Khizr Khan?

fake, not even liberals are this stupid.

> ahmad
> white

Happy birthday.
Quite curious indeed that despite 3 separate incidents seemingly, or maybe 2, no one died, though I think at least 2 or 3 are in critical condition last I checked.

High quality shitpost. Well done.

Middle one is Ben Garrison, America's most racist man

>First American Fried Chicken

You obviously weren't here for the Zim Zam happenings.

Why thanks Leaf and 'Merica bro

I'm just glad he has one of those subhuman Islamic beards because NOBODY else styles their facial hair like that, nobody thinks "WHITE MAN" when they see those lines.

NOT ALL MUSLIMS
RELIGION OF PIECE

Legally speaking they are right

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At this point, I don't even care anymore.

Trump has collected so much ammo lately, he can do the entire debate attacking Hillary nonstop, 3 times in a row and he will still have a bit of ammo left.

I gotta get back to the store, I bought a total of 15 liters of popcorn (roughly 4 gallon) and 12 bottles of lube for the live debate.
I feel like I have to double both.

Best times.

Fucking kek'd m8

Lets take a moment

and fully appreciate how the neckbeard, the greatest iconic symbol of disgust on both the right or the left, seems to be the official facial hair of Islamic State

>QUICK, PHOTOSHOP HIM WHITER OR TRUMP WILL WIN AND HANG US IN NOVEMBER

george zimmerman sounds like a white guys name, so even thought he's clearly hispanic, liberal media got away with it. plus he committed a 'crime' typically associated with white authoritarian cops.

no way that that happens with brown a dude that made a pipe-bomb named ahmad.

Why do i feel like thats jewish

>they literally edited his skin whiter

WHY IS THIS FUCKING LEGAL

HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY

>WHY IS THIS FUCKING LEGAL
Is it?
But why is no one suing them?

>they
The call is coming from inside the house.

Because you're a racist anti Semite

I don't even know why I come here. The only things you can provide are just anti Jew memes. I should just go to Reddit.

Is that makeup on the eyelids?

Good goy.

Religion of Pieces

> drop terror preconceptions

JUST

>Finns
>White
Weeew lad

you should, you rat faced bar mitzvah motherfucker

>Nigger ID'd for stabbings
>Manhunt for a muzzie
nice cap.

do you think that would hold up in court? lol. if you try to sue a gigantic company with teams of lawyers just because they edited a picture and said they are a different race you won't get very far. there are NO laws saying that the media has to tell the truth.

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Haven't read that yet so dunno what it's about, to some degree it is kind of meaningless if they don't bother to clearly define it like with that charleston church shooter. But as it's an opinion piece it could be more sjw maybe, though I'm not sure I see that too often with cnn front page opinions.

Pakis aren't Arab btw

I filled out a job application yesterday and "white" was defined as "the varied peoples originating in the countries of Europe, the Middle East, and north Africa."

and that my Slavic friend is why we make distinctions.

Three attacks in one day. Were they all co-ordinated?

She is perfect

Because we like to chimp out and blame other races for our problems.

>if you try to sue a gigantic company with teams of lawyers
That shouldn't be an argument in a free country.

>there are NO laws saying that the media has to tell the truth.
Then something is off.

Your country is fucked, mate.

Op is a retard if he thinks that thing is white must be all the cheap vodka

>Ahmad
>White

BAN ASSAULT PRESSURE COOKERS

Clearly a tanned American.

So fucking ugly

It was ironic. And you're a retard to not understand that.
Maybe you're a Paki, you're from the UK after all.

I know what is white, my country is 99.x% white.

That's fucking retarded. I'd understand if that was under 'caucasian', but white people have white skin. It's really that simple.

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>shouldn't be an argument in a free country.

they are free to have a team of lawyers, just like a regular citizen is if they can afford it. why should they not be allowed to protect their assets?

>Then something is off.

no, remember that we are a free country. they are not owned by the government and can do what they like with the company that they built and legally own.

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Yet your wealthiest oligarch is muslim. Owned by a muslim

Having more money shouldn't give you a better protection/weapon in the eyes in the law.

Are you blind?

sleeper cells are awakening and the news is trying to cover it up

I don't give a shit who is the wealthiest, in your country it's probably a jew anyway, but what is sure, even though we have 99 problems, non-whites are not one.

> Your country is fucked, mate.
> Anonymous (ID: ERRZYYx5) [Ukraine] 09/19/16(Mon)16:25:59 No.89471796
> Your country is fucked, mate.

ha ha ha

I think he's right. We should be kind to the Jews. Their families suffered a grave loss in the holocaust

Many Afghanis could pass for whites as far as phenotype goes. But obviously they're not European.

are you stupid? if someone has enough money they can spend it on whatever they want. if they want to spend that money on 100 lawyers then they are free to do so. if you actually tried to sue them for a valid reason rather than something completely stupid you could win regardless of how many lawyers they have. but if you try to sue them for hurting your feelings because they said someone was white when they aren't it doesn't matter if the defendant doesn't even have any lawyers, the case will get thrown out by the judge because that isn't how the court systems work. if you take them to court with undeniable proof that they are guilty of a crime it doesn't matter how many lawyers they have because they lawyers don't make the final decision, they just try to convince the jury.

>white male
>Afghani male
kek

>if you take them to court with undeniable proof that they are guilty of a crime it doesn't matter how many lawyers they have
I wish that was true.

Gotta get that virtue signaling in!

Got it too

stobbit!

>Cred Forums doesn't understand sarcasm

literally subhumans

i could have died laughing so hard at that shit. Jesus Christ.

Yup, here's the emergency notification I got this morning as well.

EVERYTHING IS FINE NOTHING TO SEE HERE VOTE HILLARY

but it is, if you take someone to court for murder and provide a murder weapon with their finger prints on it and video of them committing the crime they are going to get charged.

Is Timothy McVeigh trending on twitter already?

I don't know why, but something about this rubs me the wrong way....

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The only boxes are Nigger, Spic, SEA and Caucasian.

It's an emergency broadcast, you can turn them off in your text message settings I think, here in Vegas it spams the fuck out of our phones whenever it rains, flash flood warnings.

sauce?
and I know it's some mtv cunt. i want the actual youtube video that gif was made from

uh, segh-ist and nga'chuq-ist, much?

I didn't say, I don't understand what it is. I said it just rubs me the wrong way

kek

OC coming through

>tanned German

Holy shit saved.

Someone needs to use photoshop this and add "white" in the descriptions

It would make people think...

The one in Minnesota is a Somalian

They smell like shit

i have snowwhite skin. so fucking confused when people think this shade is "white"

he's middle eastern or north african.

I rubbed myself the wrong way this morning.

No, they're worse

>HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE

Obama's blaming sexism. The cry of sexism is the last gasp of a failed endeavour. You fucked up and it's blatantly apparent. However to save face you blame someone else.

Multiple mostly ineffective attacks except the knife one at the mall killed someone.

We are mostly ok and waiting until its approved to admit this was Islamic terrorism.

A dune coon, need you even ask ? You fucking coon lover.

Oy vey it has begun

blue

"BREAKING NEWS: West Point on lockdown as car matching terror suspect’s reported breaching the gates"

Fucking frost giants, get Hulk to smash Loki some more.

So fucking underrated.

American ""education""

Bleached syrian style just in case no-one noticed

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He would look pretty good as a Nazi

>inb4 9/11 gets rewritten as "aviation incident" too

underrated

if he is white, then so are Ukrainians...

i called in sick today i was not going to commute from nj to nyc

im a massive pussy i guess

>comparing blue eyes blonds with sand-niggers
Yeah, sure, thanks America, you sure know a lot about whiteness, with your 60%.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !

im half ukranian...we are whiter than you yank

Its just cold war faggots, likely literal shitskins that seed division among whites

desu like 5 of those are white, but i get your point

I have to hold back punching my monitor whenever I see that gif. Something about it is just annoyingly enraging.

Some of us are.

Just rape babies from the Mongols.

lel
all the blonde haired blue eyed ukrainians here are massive faggots. Chernobyl must have really fucked with your genetic code.

At least Ukraine is white.
America... Well... Only by 60%.

Kek, Underrated

>slav
>white

needs a maga hat

Oh come on Moldova, I met so many of you in the FFL, you were all fucking cunts, criminals, muslims and a bunch of thief.

You, on the other hand are not white, and not even slav.

>white

Trump wins

>you were all fucking cunts, criminals, muslims and a bunch of thief.
You are right
>You, on the other hand are not white, and not even slav.
You're right again.
But still slavs are not white

>not subscribing to her channel and watching every single video multiple times while checking your privilege
Uh..... Do I need to say it?

But it was about white privilege I'm pretty sure. Just search "MTV decoded white privilege" and go from there

Is that actual Klingon?

Actually. He is considered white by the US census and the FBI.

Riveting conversation there, user. You can tell she's engaged about the wheat her after the second consecutive lol

>Ben Garrison

My sides are on Pluto

She doesn't look real, but rather CGI + wax emulating a person, sort of like how Red Ed was an insect reptiloid inside the skin of a human.