Is Cred Forums pure ?

This. Fucking normies

kek, scrubs.

Who else here too pure for this world?

>sex
>69%
heh

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> people doing drugs

I don't get it. What kind of drugs do you people do or is it just weed? I can somewhat understand smoking it, but doing something more hardcore just seems fucking weird to me.

I had minus 10 as a score.
I didn't screen shot it, but I didn't know you could go into the negative

wew

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T. probably on a watchlist

Number of these questions I was like yeah probably done that. eg. 'pissed somewhere it's not publicly ethical(?)'

Your score is 113 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 35 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 45 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 50 %
Positive answers about Sex : 26 %

I say yeah im pretty fucking pure for societies standards today.

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Your score is 121 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 40 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 50 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 25 %
Positive answers about Sex : 41 %

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broken test I am not a normie REEEEE

Do you even masturbate?

Forgive me Cred Forums for I have sinned.

Oh my. Yer a Wizard.

I don't get it either. Where do these fags even get them?

What does this mean?

how are you alive?

46, essentially I'm not fun because I'm not a druggy and I'm not a gay prostitute.

3 points

fug :DD

>had sex
>not a normie

Pick one

You're a pure Saint

Not as bad as i thought desu

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT EVEN MEAN!??

Pretty normal. Don't do drugs like some of you faggots

206

58
65
75
51

Apparently I'm enjoying life to the max, but the vast majority of all of those events took place a decade ago. I'm old and reformed now.

Same here man

Wow that took far too long

Your score is80point(s).

Positive answers percentage :31 %
Positive answers about Drinks :40 %
Positive answers about Drugs :16 %
Positive answers about Sex :26 %

Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else. !

I drink almost every week, if I didn't I'd probably be "too pure" like most others.

Jesus am I the only normie on this board?

The only question I answered wrong by mistake is there was one about toilets and I thought it asked if I ever passed out toilet drunk, which I have.

The question was in the context of have I ever hidden in bathroom to watch people poop or something I learned from the next question.

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Spelling was not notch

More impure than most Cred Forumsacks according to this thread.

>Drugs 50%
Fucking degenerate.

>Jesus am I the only normie on this board?

No, lots of you cancerous dicks are here

169, but I'm an alcoholic who had a lot of kinky sex 4 years ago

I haven't gotten laid in 2 years

Above average pureness.

I know I'm a degen, but the funny thing is I'm actually a huge autist and fucking terrible with women. All my experience is pretty much based on luck and coincidences. Without them I might still be a virgin.

>haven't gotten laid in 2 years

Boo hoo. Some of us never have.

>How many times did you have one night stands?
>Maximum is 5

Oh boy...

Overall I have 150 points and 60% positive answers for sex.

-15 reporting in, planning on using my divine powers for good.

>22
>virgin
>never had drugs/alcohol
I think the only things I answered yes to were the ones about laughing at misfortune and having masturbated ever.

30Pts

i'm slightly alcoholic and virgin.

Your score is 7 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 21
Positive answers about Drinks : 40
Positive answers about Drugs : 0
Positive answers about Sex : 8

You barely make your grandmother proud

Probably the lowest a slav can get

Forgot pic

Good job user, I got the same score

Lmao I'm a fucking wizard.

Your score is 94 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 3 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 50 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 83 %
Positive answers about Sex : 8 %

our score is 180 point(s).

Positive answers percentage :41
Positive answers about Drinks :25
Positive answers about Drugs :25
Positive answers about Sex :44

Great Job ! Keep up the good work ;)

YFW you realize you are a degenerate

>11
>the page called me immature
Fuck you OP I didn't need this today ;_;

Come at me you normies

forever a virgin ;-;

-7 here. I wonder where you get negative points from, probably the church and whether or not you laugh at retards questions. Jokes on them though, laughing implies pity rather than disgust.

I don't know what to think. I don't consider myself "pure". Is it really normal to be a degenerate these days?

>65 pts
I grew up around Polish guys it isn't my fault, I'm a serious fucking alcoholic.

Here's a different test, bit simpler and shorter

ricepuritytest.com/

Sorry grandma

Shieeeeeeeeet, you guys gotta party more

>mfw Cred Forums is filled with degenerates

Fucking heretics.

keep it up bro, those degenerates will see the day of the rope soon

Whats that moose on your status bar? Im curious.

Are you kissless handholdless hugless virgins too?

127 Points "Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt!"

40% Positive Answers
30% Drinking
33% Drugs
41% Sex

Doesn't really give you any extra points for being a faggot.

>You're a pure Saint

This is a stupid test because it doesn't account for age.
Some old fucker is obviously going to be more likely to score higher than a 18 year old neet.

A-Am I turning into a normie?

Oh that shows up whenever there's a notification that I haven't seen.
The thing beside it is the WiFi symbol and the helicopter signifies that the phone's in airplane mode

48

Of course its the strayans who are the most fucked

>-6
>A life with the church is too corrupt for you !...
haha

at least buy a beer

I wouldn't say more hardcore, just different ones... like mushrooms, mdma, and a range of pharmaceuticals. All just to try and see what they are like.

I've been drunk once. Honestly have no desire to ever drink again. No idea how people do it.

R8 you faggots

Yes

I don't want any int and dex debuffs

I think about suicide everyday

I know muh degeneracy is bad and everything, but some of you are well into what should be the best years of your life and should probably live a little.

You don't have to go batshit crazy, but you only live once.

Guess you must root the phone to get that, right?

Whoever made this cannot into correct verb forms.

Your score is 105 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 39 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 45 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 25 %
Positive answers about Sex : 39 %

Pfff, I only got that score because I wasn't a loner cunt at Uni.

Now I'm a loner cunt.

>Have you had "blue balls"
Yep.

>24 points

>Thank you !
>Scores can from 0 to 450 approximately, official average is 100

>Your score is-18point(s).
>Positive answers percentage :14 %
>Positive answers about Drinks :15 %
>Positive answers about Drugs :0 %
>Positive answers about Sex :5 %

>A life with the church is too corrupt for you !...
>(Your score is 'subzero' : It means that you are a very pure person (or you are too young)
I wasn't even lying...

Same. All I do now is work and drink

>but some of you are well into what should be the best years of your life and should probably live a little.

Nah, some of us aren't cut out for that. Too late and not my thing.

Where my church bros at?

>>Your score is-18point(s).

Wew

-12 points

0 drugs
0 drinks
0 sex

I am lucid as fuck

>living requires getting thrown out of pubs, getting smashed, tripping, fucking like a rabbit and committing crimes

i like being aware of what's going on around me thanks

Have you ever been volunteer to sleep in toilets ?

what the fuck does this mean?

>Your score is 168 point(s).
>Positive answers percentage : 52 %
>Positive answers about Drinks : 65 %
>Positive answers about Drugs : 33 %
>Positive answers about Sex : 50 %

I'm a degenerate.

guess i am normal after all

I guess only way to become wizard is to be pure.

You can't make this shit up

68 points. Most on alcohol and some from sex. None from drugs. Fuck drugs.

140. this is a stupid test.

>Positive answers 41 %
>Alcohol : 60 %
>Drugs: 66 %
>Sex: 26 %

But what if you're happy with the way you're living your life? I get to go hiking at beautiful countryside any time I want, have more than enough income at the moment to live a comfortably and have access to anything I need within a 20 minutes drive or less.

>positive answers about drugs: 58%
>*checks flag*
>everything checks out

>living requires getting thrown out of pubs, getting smashed, tripping, fucking like a rabbit and committing crimes

I literally said

>You don't have to go batshit crazy

A lot of these guys are in their 20s and haven't had sex once. They could well miss out on an amazing life experience. It'll never be as good as it can be at that age.

>have you ever had sex
no
>have you ever had sex doing x
no
>have you ever had sex doing y
no
>have you ever had sex doing z
no
>have you ever had sex doing...

You'd think they would stop. The English is terrible too.

alcoholic/10

You're living my dream.

Whoops.

>Airplane mode marked by a helicopter
Fucking india

I smoke a little weed and take prescription painkillers like one day out of the week and answered accordingly.

22 points

Sounds comfy as fuck, where do you live bro?

Nah, I have a Redmi Note 3, it has its own personalization app and I messed around with a bunch of stuff and got this.

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>Have you ever drank someone else's vomit?

WHAT KIND OF TEST IS THIS?

and? the judging of people's lives based on whether they've had sex or not is honestly quite a shallow thing. i spent basically all of my teens learning about how to succeed in the real world, and now i rely on nobody and have my own house at 22. i'm happy with my life and couldn't give a fuck about that sort of shit.

I'm a virgin that has never done drugs or alcohol, and goes to church.

All I'm guilty of is throwing up in public and jerkin off to chinese cartoons

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>drinking alcohol
>doing drugs
>at all, ever
Gas yourself for your degeneracy.

Although I said the same thing twice, alcohol is pretty much a drug.

Yeah. Some of the questions made me wince. Is this really how normies live?

-29... (´・ω・｀)

I didn't even score -15 because muh morals or anything. I just do what I like to do and this is the result. I just enjoy different things.

Also I found it funny that "vomiting" in general was considered a drinking question, honestly if you've never vomited on somebody it's only because you were never a baby and instantly came into existence as an adult.

Have barely left my house other than work in the past 5 years, all of this was before age 20

FeelsBadMan

im probably the purest dude on here, heh

Lots of surprisingly pure aussies here

Both of you need to get on the boat and FUCK OFF OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
DRUGGIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

Just how much of other people's vomit did you drink, user?

Colorado. Not that far out from Aspen.

How old are you?

Wait, you mean normies don't do that?!

doesn't help considering i've been socially isolated my entire life
>fucking normies on my Cred Forums

fucking degenerates

>beastiality
Whoever made this is silly.

Autism will do that to you.
Now see if you can guess what I answered yes to for sex if I'm a virgin who has never even been on a date.

Only 11 point. I barely make my grandmother proud.

>positive score
Pot, kettle and all that.

>positive score
>calling others degenerates

Your score is 167 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 51 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 75 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 33 %
Positive answers about Sex : 46 %

Thought the chan was filled with deplorables like myself, but you faggots are scoring more like celibate nuns.

>the judging of people's lives based on whether they've had sex or not is honestly quite a shallow thing.

You're getting overly defensive. We've gone from what was a suggestion from an older user to younger anons, to apparent shallow and broad judgement of their entire lives based on limited criteria.

I don't think less of anyone for the things they have or haven't done, I'm just saying you're only young once and it doesn't hurt to experience things you won't get another chance to. In moderation, of course.

>i'm happy with my life

With respect, user. I've never met anyone who mistakes a conversation for an argument and jumps straight in with a snarky "and?" who was genuinely happy.

Honestly, anyone scoring more than zero really needs to get the fuck of my board.

Your score is -11 point(s).

>A life with the church is too corrupt for you !
(Your score is 'subzero' : It means that you are a very pure person

Positive answers percentage: 13 %
Positive answers about Drinks: 15 %
Positive answers about Drugs: 0 %
Positive answers about Sex: 5 %

haha I knew my looser neet lifestyle would pay off sooner or later!

Positive answers 47%

Positive drinks 30%

Positive Drugs 50%

Positive Sex 51%

I like opening my mind with fuck tons of psychedelics and enjoy getting my dick wet. I don't drink much anymore, but I spent my younger years after the military getting regularly smashed to the point where I showed up to work still slightly drunk the next morning.

>test.griffor.com/en
93 points damn

My score is 68.

>I drink
>I'm married and have sex with only my wife
>Before I was married I didn't cheat on the girls I was with at the time.
>I smoke weed on very rare occasions.

What the hell was the point of asking if you've ever laughed at someone else's misery or the mentally disabled? It didn't count for anything evidently.

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>11% positive answers
>-23
How

Im Dutch.. guess thats why my drugs & booze score is so high

I answered yes for that one 2bh

Fapping? The cartoon question?

I-I'm pure

20. I want to be a good Catholic, you can't have an authentic white wedding if you're impure, you know?

>not being like this
You're wasting your life

Guess I'm not "pure" :(

>tfw I got into BDSM in highschool and pulled all the girl wanting to try it out
I'm doomed to be a normie

>Fapping? The cartoon question?
Both of those [spoiler]and the one about degenerate fetishes[/spoiler]
I know spoilers don't work, just pretend.

Wtf I hate this test now

>implying there are any good women left with this mentality
Godspeed user, I hope you make it

Being a Christfag helps your score plummet.

I only answered yes about faps, throwing up, and muh sexy cartoons.

Boy that was disappointing.

I wish there was a way to skip all of the sex related questions if you never had sex. At a certain point, I just read "Have you ever had sex..." and immediately clicked no. Way too long

>tfw agnostic and still pure

-14

niggers

Who /Post-Socialism/ here?

fortunately, I'm not a lesbian LOL, but thank you regardless.

t. Town Rapist

>Pure druggy
I feel you. I'm too innocent for this world

You know the rules. It's not a sin if you don't show nipple.

Because someone was going to ask
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Post ear

get that limey city out of my (you)

>225
>Enjoying life to the max!

Am I the highest?

I fell for it

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I bet you have a weewee.

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I guess that depends on your drug score.

dropped

t. Normie

no, but here's a weegee just for (you)

of course you did, leafy :)

-7 kek mostly because /virgin/ who has only kissed a girl

Hey, guys! what is going on this thread?

Thank you !

Scores can from 0 to 450 approximately, official average is 100

Your score is -17 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 15 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 5 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 0 %
Positive answers about Sex : 8 %
A life with the church is too corrupt for you !...
(Your score is 'subzero' : It means that you are a very pure person (or you are too young)

Seriously now guys, what is wrong with this world? when will people understand that indulging to this immoral life styles are not the answer?
There is moe to do in this world than getting shit faced and fucking.

Wew, nice ear

I'd be upset be that's a really nice weegee so I'm going to save it.

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27 shieeet

Virgin and I still got 43 points, since I've been in the drunk tank I assume

>kissed a girl
lmao she sucked out your powers and you didnt even realize it

why the fuck are these three in the same question?

Ears are very common for licking or nibbling, especially the earlobes

Toes are less common but still considered within acceptable in mainstream society

Nobody thinks licking eyeballs is even remotely "okay"

How does one get -100?

Your score is 150 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 46 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 65 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 41 %
Positive answers about Sex : 41 %

>Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt !

Most of it was caused by my drinking.

I did coke one time, it was alright I guess, short lived high and left me with a sore nose. Wouldn't do it again

62

I regret a lot of things

>tfw pure female

'Ere we go

This. I'm on my quest to gain magical powers, but I did lick my brother's eyeball once because he said that geckos are gross.

I'm pretty sure that's my only positive "sex" answer.

Beware on the street young lady!
France sound like a tough place to live nowadays

>french
I refuse to believe this. Either you lie or you're on holiday.

You're tainted. She stole your purity.

Is this bad or good?

Hikikomori is the reason for my negative score.
I'm not on holiday

Normal fags represent

>5 questions total about drugs
>10 about drinking, 40 about being sick
>100 questions about fucking

Don't be like Be a champion.

Being an otaku with an IT job doesn't help me much.

>calling yourself otaku

user, I...

Why do you drink?

so is 263 good or bad?

>Otaku
You're a fucking weeaboo. Accept it.

Some of these questions are pretty fucking degenerate desu senpai

But a person who isnt a virgin here can pass 100 on this test.

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Total score: 82
Positive answers percentage : 39 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 50 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 25 %
Positive answers about Sex : 32 %

You are some kind of pervert Chad.

77

Are you the shy French lady that I've seen before on here?

Well shit...

What

>0-450
>-4
Good test.

How do you even take that much drugs?

Also what. What language was this originally in?

>shitty past ruins my score

welp

I'm not a virgin but I don't do drugs or alcohol, so I guess I'm pure af.

>"Have you ever had a sexual intercourse?"
>answer "No"
>still keeps asking me about sex

Fuck you.

I could've gotten less if I went to church I guess, but I've lost faith

I'm either very pure or too young. Not gonna say which.

Your score is 245 point(s).
Positive answers percentage : 65%
Positive answers about Drinks : 55%
Positive answers about Drugs : 25%
Positive answers about Sex : 73%

If you only count post married/children test answers it's a lot closer to 0. Fuck everyone while you can.

I didn't want to be a chad but.....I am one.

French i believe. It used to have a panda on the main page. It's old.

-6
Handholdless virgin

Never really tried to get a life until a few months ago. I always hit it off well with wimmen until they find out I have less than zero experience. That's when they just leave me in the dust. :(

Hold me anons

I got 109
not even degenerate: I've done a lot of drinking but only smoked pot and did sex stuff with the same person, my gf

if you have over 200 you have to be a real fucking degenerate cunt

I got -28 points lmao

I answered honestly as possible. I think never drinking or doing drugs offset the sex in the final rating

45 points
alchool :40% (mainly for the only time I vomited)
drugs:33% (rarely I smoke)
sex:7% (JUST)

How the fuck do you think they get their shitposting power?

I'm an Angel

I like to drink with my small circle of friends from time to time and I have done some sexual stuff but still virgin

Your score is 38 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 14 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 15 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 0 %
Positive answers about Sex : 16 %

182

Positive answers percentage: 54 %
Positive answers about Drinks: 80 %
Positive answers about Drugs: 50 %
Positive answers about Sex: 50 %

>live a little

And by that you mean "Stop doing what you want to do, and start doing what I think you should do.", right?

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I can talk to women formally. But I'm useless, beyond useless, at flirting. Just boggles my mind how guys do it.

Glad to see many fellow virgins here

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like they're normal fucking human beings, but with a little extra tact, and subtly showing sexual interest

>test.griffor.com/en
239 out of about 450 with 100 being average.

>Positive number
>Angel
It's time for you to leave.

Right, well some of us can't do it.

Your score is 118 point(s).

Positive answers percentage : 40 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 40 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 41 %
Positive answers about Sex : 42 %

Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt!

>tfw willing to try anything once besides hard drugs and extreme perversion

If you're not between 100-130 you've failed at living so far or in the past.

plebs

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>Your score is 13 point(s).
>Positive answers percentage : 6 %
>Positive answers about Drinks : 0 %
>Positive answers about Drugs : 0 %
>Positive answers about Sex : 7 %

Positive answers percentage : 12 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 0 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 0 %
Positive answers about Sex : 17 %
heavily regret the sex i had

I guess 19 is too young

Pure master race

That would explain the awkward wording of some of the questions

I happy with my results

All these fucking heretics.
t. Perma-Virgin

I'll find someone someday, Cred Forums....

Why does Cred Forums not enjoy life?

It's something like a decade old and back then it was in French language, they probably used google translate.

You guys are faggots

Live a little

>All these prudes and virgins
I bet you haven't even sucked a dogs cock like a real Canadian.

Not much longer and magical powers will be mine.

Slay some normies

Do I enjoy my life yet?

Am I a degenerate?

This is a slide thread
*sigh

>You barely make your grandmother proud

Positive answers percentage : 19 %
Positive answers about Drinks : 35 %
Positive answers about Drugs : 41 %
Positive answers about Sex : 5 %

how did a former alcoholic former morphine addict who does pot and psychedelics daily get 35% & 41% on alcohol and drugs.

>tfw your parents still think you'll get married one day

>he's been drunk with friends
normie
>he hasn't always been a loner cunt
normie
>he's happy with his life
normie
>he has a job
normie
> a fucking leaf
>"she's" female
normie
>he's kissed a girl
normie and a faggot
>liar
>not a virgin
normie
>he can talk to women
normie
>hah dude just b urself
normie

All of you are fucking normies

I didn't even try for this score

If not being a degenerate wasn't enjoyable, one would feel inclined to make steps towards being degenerate.

>90% of the questions are about sex and drinking
>I don't do either
So is this a bad score or what?

Wew lad

I'm a KHHV that posts on /r9k/. If image normie what does that make you??

>100% everything
>434 points and not 450
????
French can't count

that question about laughing at the retard was unfair...i was eating school lunch he walked by our table with his paints down. he was holding his dick swinging it like a baseball bat yelling BASEBALL!!! BASEBALL!!! the whole fucking lunch room laughed at him.

What, you dont? Wine is good for your body in moderation. You must be some sort of degenerate.

He probably answered something like 2 instead of 5 in questions like "how many virginities have you taken?"

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Done weed, shrooms, amphetamines, tried codeine once, smoked that fake weed for a little bit.
Got most of them through people who knew people.

Brother!

We are just normal people who don't do drugs and never had sex.

I hope.

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Who else /gallahad/ here?

>mfw college student

>Score 250
>"Enjoying life to the max"

Sure doesn't feel like it.

all the green ones are just trolls right? or am i really that degenerate?

Wew lad

Yes, you're right, fellow Gallahad

All this shit was from my teen party years though oh well

Not bad, I guess.
Granted, I'm 28 now and most of this happened years ago when I was in uni.

I didn't even get too crazy on the sauce either, I figured I'd be below average compared to most Australians.

> tfw only one serious relationship years ago and since then onlu fucked prostitues cause always too drunk and gross to actually fuck girls

call me a degenerate loser pls

2 points

Hmm...

Im confused pol

I carefully answered everywhere „yes" and picked everywhere „5"

>have you ever licked an eyeball
Kek wut
55%

>Have you ever lick an eyeball, toes, or ear ?

licked an eyeball? is this a thing now? what gain is there in licking an eyeball?

96 hour weed party dragging my purity down

Positive answers about Drinks: 0%
Positive answers about Drugs: 0%
Positive answers about Sex: 28%

I tried to not be a degenerate, Cred Forums.

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Question to the people with high scores
Are you satisfied with your lives?
Are you happy?

For me it was
>Have you ever licked eyes, toes or ears

-9 reporting in

A-am I degenerate Cred Forums?

>-26
>Have you ever wondered about the sex life of cartoon characters?
They know

Strange thing then!

>tfw once was a normie

Negative non-degenerate brothers

282 points.
They say I should be locked up.
Fuck them.

Once a normie, always a normie. Get out.

Nobody that is "happy" or "satisfied with his life" would post here.

Is this good?

I post here because it's the most informative and reliable source of political/news information in existence

I am 26.

go away with your harsh realism

then again, who is truly happy or satisfied? sounds shitty as well

Subzero here.

>Seriously now guys, what is wrong with this world? when will people understand that indulging to this immoral life styles are not the answer?

It will take a while.
Look at our Brazil. "Rede Globo morals" dominate.
Meaning people believe a good life is about physical pleasure, status and money. Then, they get shocked when Globo stars with Globo morals divorce or get caught using drugs.

I honestly identify with the knights of the round table.

It's uncanny how I didn't think of it untill I read your post.

>Sabaton

Didn't this guy actually want to be a Chad?