5 attacks

>5 attacks
>0 kills

Get your shit together, ISIS

off to the gas chamber for him

No one died because Trump planned the attacks. He wants to cause terror to increase his own popularity.

yeah so what do we do to this guy?

fucker should be crucified. He better not commit suicide while in custody

1/10 made me reply

Probably 20 consecutive live sentences for 20 counts of attempted murder.

Gitmo.

It's funny he didn't manage to kill anybody. They will probably give him like 10 years.

he cant even kill other people
how's he going to kill himself

He'll keep trying and failing.

It's still attempted murder, one count of it is already like at least 20 years prison time.

Deport him to Sweden

Couldn't even get himself killed. Sad!

The term "cruel and unusual" comes to mind

Nah, they'll probably plea it down to a slap on the wrist and a visit to the white house, then secretly release him back into the wilds of the Middle East.

Thats because these are false flag attacks so the public doesnt pay attention to what happened in syria.

Keep being affraid of muhhh terrorism, meanwhile ww3 is around the corner

5?

I counted 2?

only if Hillary gets elected though

OY VEY

Nah, that ship already sailed.

So life in gitmo? Unless his lawyer can prove the bombs were intentionally weak and he didn't intend to kill anybody. Then it's just 5 counts of terrorism which will still box him for life.
Any manifesto leak yet?

>me after seeing the jets lose, again

Not sure what the actual numbers were, but he planted 5+ bombs and only 1 or 2 went off. The rest were destroyed by controlled explosions.

What did they mean by this?

Put a camera and Benny hill theme on loop. Make millions

or spare him the trouble and release him directly into germany

He still shot at a cop with witnesses confirming it.

>bomb went off in NYC
>second bomb found 3 blocks away, detonated
>third bomb found in Elizabeth, detonated kinda
>found with fourth bomb during shootout

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This guys not getting his virgins.

Richard Reid didn't kill anybody either. He's in Colorado serving like 1000 life sentences

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It reminds me about another story with a terrorist and his shoes

More likely going to ADX which houses the dipshit shoe bomber and the underwear bomber

>Denied his virgins
>Probably going to BE the virgins when he gets chair'd

Praise Kek!

Man I hope this guy gets the perp walk

I really thought it might turn out to be BLM women sure to the shittyness of the bombs

I wonder if it's occurred to that fucker he will never. Walk down a street, go to a move, drive a car, pick up a girl, go to a grocery store. Ever again in his life.

Death is preferable.
Unless you're a NEET, then your life is basically the same.

Cool bomb Khan, wanna take it to the White House?

Is Colorado nice this time of year?

THE GUY ON THE STRETCHER DOES NOT LOOK LIKE PIC RELATED. EXPLAIN PLEASE!?!

Civil service in an orphanage in eastern europe, the kids will gangbang him daily and then feed him to the dogs.

>not trading him and several other gitmo residents (along with 4 million dollars doos) for an AWOL muhreen who converted to Islam

he played hisself

leftist media probably shopped him to look like a white dude

He had a full jihad beard when they got him.

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Kek

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kek'd

ISIS are mad gay

>boom
another one
>boom
another one
>boom
another one
>shootout
another one

The nose still looks different to me. Stretcher guy has big (((hook))) nose. Mug shot does not.

>attacked
>nobody killed

Well, I guess we can just forget about that US drone strike then.

He's not getting a trial for a long time.

>bomb
no one killed
>another bomb
no one killed
>another bomb
no one killed
>another bomb
no one killed
>shout out with police knowing you will die in prison
no one killed

I almost feel bad for him tbqh

>maybe we can do the shit we do in europe in america

Good luck mudshits.

Shut it down

>Afghanis in charge of being competent terrorists

Treason, death by firing squad

>implying they want this failure back
>implying they didn't want him to kill himself.

This is like the film four lions but they managed to kill a few people and a sheep

>stopped by guy with CCW

Dont forget that bit even if the media wont say it