Brit/pol/ - GOOD EVENING Editon

>Diane James: Make Britain Great Again
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/18/new-ukip-leader-diane-james-sunday-politics-make-britain-great/

>EU BTFO yet again: UK to veto EU 'defence union' whilst it is still a member
euobserver.com/institutional/135134

>New UKIP leader counts Putin as a political hero - Guardian readers are triggered
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/18/new-ukip-leader-says-she-counts-vladimir-putin-as-a-political-hero

>Nicola Sturgeon 'has abandoned 2014 referendum lies to argue for independence at any cost'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/18/nicola-sturgeon-has-abandoned-2014-referendum-lies-to-argue-for/

>Boris: Send Migrant Boats Back To North Africa
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/16/boris-send-migrant-boats-back-north-africa/

>BBC promoting degeneracy: 'I'm a non-binary 10-year-old'
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37383914

>Tory Eurosceptics push for hard Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/18/tory-eurosceptics-push-for-hard-brexit-eu-single-market

>Nigel Farage asked about 'skinny dipping antics' by Marr show
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37400535

>Labour shadow cabinet: 14 'would return' if Corbyn wins
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37400280

>Theresa May set to trigger Article 50 by February, EU's Donald Tusk says
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/theresa-may-set-to-trigger-article-50-by-february-eus-tusk-says/

>Bring back Britannia to rule the waves after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/bring-back-britannia-to-rule-the-waves-after-brexit/

>After 1,200 years, could it really be time for the penny to be dropped?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/traditional-british-penny-could-be-scrapped/

Other urls found in this thread:

express.co.uk/news/world/712125/Angela-Merkel-admits-regrets-open-door-migrant-policy
tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Law_(economist)
moneysavingexpert.com/utilities/tv-licence
nottinghampost.com/nottingham-pub-installs-a-donald-trump-urinal/story-29729709-detail/story.html
youtube.com/watch?v=iokcMQsYMMQ
bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1660637/slowcooked-rabbit-stew
twitter.com/MOMENTUMKlDS/status/777819043894030336
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37406657
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3796793/Anger-London-s-Labour-mayor-allows-refugee-charity-headed-ex-minister-David-Miliband-Parliament-Square-graveyard-lifejackets-demo.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/18/nicola-sturgeon-has-abandoned-2014-referendum-lies-to-argue-for/
twitter.com/jessphillips/status/777862745316290560
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37405598
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for let's get exercising.

first for nige and quebec

just AWFUL

Did anyone read my story from the last thread?
Should I continue or no? Got it all planned out

1st for jack the hero Brit/pol/ deserve

keep going lad

NO FRENCH ALLOWED EDITION

express.co.uk/news/world/712125/Angela-Merkel-admits-regrets-open-door-migrant-policy

"I wish that I could turn back time
'Cuz now the guilt is all mine"

Truly the meme timeline

>New UKIP leader
is she up to snuff ?

Tu ne mettez pas dans le titre. Trop tard.

She was the best of a bad bunch. She doesn't seem very charismatic to be honest.

pls continue

Ask yourself.

Do you NEED a TV licence?

Remember Lads.

If you don't need one, don't buy one.

tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one

Ask your friends. Ask your family.

>tfw I'm in the screencap

Nth for Nige's bizarro world

>tfw the bbc will die in your lifetime

Pour continuer sur le gars qui dit que la reine descends des Normands...je suis de pure descendance Normande moi-meme...ce qui prouve que réalistiquement, la monarchie Anglaise est Francaise, Allemande et Danoise...

Might as well. Wasn't too badly written but I'm definitely not getting aroused by it if that's what you want.

Evening lads, god its good to be British.
10/10 comfy rn with tea and biscuits.

anybody here live in a comfy village

May is going to keep us in the single market goys

just got off the train from London, sat next to a guy who was on the phone speaking Arabic, saying "Allah akbar" repeatedly. Was starting to get a bit nervous desu but then he started a conversation with me, told me he's from Dubai and that he's learning English here. He said he prefers our weather as its too hot back in Dubai and he wants to stay here. Also said he's going back in two weeks...

>TFW I was the one that told him to say I would fuck you if you were my daughter and told him to post a dick pic saying does kitty want some cream.

>Unable to be defined by any standard political theory
>still a radical
Anyone else know this feel?

thanks for the new one

I must have read this at least 3 times and it still reduces me to tears.

Ce connard est la seul raison que les blokes dirigent le monde, ca putain de planche a billet...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Law_(economist)

strangers taling to me on public transport makes me reeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw I created the screencap

I love being on nightshift, the best shit happens in NEET hours.

Nice digits

My neighbours are dropping dead as we speak.

Yeah it's fucking weird, especially when you have headphones on

>fuck off with your tiny prick you sad little man

good one angela you worked out what everyone has already known for months. well done you

Shop around lads. Shop around.

moneysavingexpert.com/utilities/tv-licence

nottinghampost.com/nottingham-pub-installs-a-donald-trump-urinal/story-29729709-detail/story.html

Ahh yes

>implying the guvmint won't just put up income tax to pay for their propaganda if if comes to that
The BBC is a ridiculously powerful organisation with global reach and reputation almost exclusively in the pocket of the government, there's no way they'd let it die that easily

Have this tasty one I made (pic related)

Nice one user, I think we should get try and help Jack tonight

Live in london lad, bothers me when poeople pretend its a bad thing. here you can have an entire trainload of people - hundreds senpai - an not a single eye contact

autism paradise

Imagine the shitstorm if they put up a Clinton one

That's not far from me, someone make me a file that can be printed on a4 of hillary clintons face and i'll tape it over.

you notts lad, NG2 big up bruv

So tolerant.

the tranny on pointless called craig. Degeneracy is everywhere

I remember they used to make a lot of money from top gear abroad and adverts on the non uk bbc website, honestly I wouldn't mind some of the shit they do if could find a profitable business model

Scot/pol/ when?

Tops bants of the day lads
youtube.com/watch?v=iokcMQsYMMQ

NG9 here, which part of bridgeford?

The yuppie side or the chavvy/student side?

She starts walking over to where Jack is sitting, taking a seat at the table next to him.
Because of his Autism, Jack has no idea of how to react, so he sneaks a quick picture of her and posts it to brit/pol/, asking what he should do.
The (you)'s fill up faster than he'd ever seen. He sees one of them saying "Black women still really appreciate chivalry, call her a lady and offer to buy her a drink. Think of it, you'd be a legend on brit/pol/ if you manage to bag Dianne Abbot."
He's hesitant after last nights incident but this advice doesn't seem too bad. He takes the seat opposite her and says "hello lady, would you like me to buy you a drink?"
Dianne lets out a spluttered laugh. "Why do you think I'd be interested in a pasty little white boy like you. Get out of my sight."
Humiliated, he slinks away to the other end of the pub. "Where did it go wrong?" He thinks to himself, and bangs his head against the table he'd now taken a seat at.
He opens his phone to post what had just happened on the thread. The (you)'s fill up fast again, all of them laughing at him and calling him a cuck. Just post after post all calling him a pathetic retard, cuckold, autist, and every other emasculating word under the sun.
He puts his phone back in his pocket, enraged that he's been humiliated two nights in a row. He downs his pint and gets another, furious at how he'd never got anywhere with women.
He looks up at the TV, now showing the news. A story is running about a town in Yorkshire in which a bunch of paki's had set up another rape gang, using drugs to lure young white girls into a life of prostitution.
That's when it occurs to him. He wasn't going to get mad, he was going to get even. He was going to make women pay for what he had done to him. All the times they had humiliated him, all the times they had laughed at him and called him pathetic. He wasn't going to take it any more.
He quickly finishes his second pint and heads out to the streets.

>Scot/pol/ when?
When they finally fuck off

It's amazing how quickly the attitude changes.

I live in north London, went to Hatfield for uni.
20 minutes on the train and suddenly everyone has conversations on public transport.

Confirmed Jockocaust

Wew

BBC Worldwide makes the money

The rich fucks don't blow themselves up. They come to the west, drink, fuck sluts, blow money, then they go home, get all pious and funnel money into terrorist organizations out of guilt for their sins.

Beautiful

Will May get booed and heckled at the UN for saying we have a right to protect our borders?

>funnel money into terrorist organizations

Just like Irish Americans

He's only drunk cause of all the pints people are buying him for the bantz.

There was a tranny on Make Me An Egghead the other day. They separate contestants by gender. He did lose, though.

interesting. is this gonna be dianne Abbot story or will it be a type of britpol saga - taking in all the major characters, climaxing with a midnight train ride with portillo? will the madman make an appearance?

very keen

Have to put my pet rabbit down lads

yuppie, you from Nottingham?

do you prefer that?

is subtle crossdressing degenerate?

i don't mean wearing dresses or anything, but like wearing a nice shirt that happened to be in the women's section, where someone might notice but it's not really obvious.

bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1660637/slowcooked-rabbit-stew

Alors quel est votre probleme? Elle est votre propre reine normandaise.

yes

...

first in the oven m8

I'm sure they could be profitable in their own right lad, that's not the problem
The problem is that they have no incentive to be because if their business model goes tits up they can always run back to daddy government and ask for an 'arts and culture grant', which the government will always give them because it ensures they'll toe the line next time some big expenses or pedo scandal comes up

>>Theresa May set to trigger Article 50 by February, EU's Donald Tusk says
the EU are mosters

Don't fancy eating myxomatosis desu lad

most of the reason i want a gf is to have someone to accompany me to restaurants and cook meals with

sex is secondary tbqh. anyone else feel like this?

>inb4 fat cunt - im not that fat

"Oh no I've caught myxomatosis" - No human

I found that mutual disinterest in each other kind of comforting when I was there. Thought I'd be stressed by all the crowds but it almost felt like home. Maybe it was because I had a lot to do and the novelty factor of it all though. It was surprisingly pleasant given that I was expecting a brown, smelly slum full of miserable people.

Yup.

I wasn't going to have any other brit/pol/ characters appear. I was going to use this story to mainly build up the Jack character mythos. Having Dianne Abbot in there as the catalyst of his actions, working his way up to her. I can either do a long version of the story, which is much more satisfying in my opinion, or the short version.

Which one would you want?

you want a date, not a GF. retard

Hi

it's weird it's more like people are more friendly and trusting when living among their own people
huh, really activated my almonds

...

...

get aload of this faggot, he still lives at home with mummy and daddy

...

>eating a diseased animal like some sort of paki

No.

I mean it was okay sometimes, but once during a snowy period someone commented on the weather as soon as I got to a bus stop. The bus was 30 minutes late because of the snow so I just started slowly moving away over time.

I'll take a random stabbing over small talk with a stranger any day.

lets start on a short version as an opener, and then build from there

What? No I don't.

ABSOLUTE drivel

Not at all.

Why don't you buy a dress too.

We could get you hormone injections you could grow boobies and get a nice bf and we could have the nice doctors cut off your willy and give you a nice girly vagina

Wouldn't that be nice?

>having to make the same shit chat over and over again rather than just doing it once and then being yourself

methinks you have not been on many dates ... retard

But the short version is the one with alot of the middle cut out.

Basically.. Long version is her drugs, rapes, and murders a few women before working his way up to Dianne Abbot.

Short version is going straight to Dianne Abbot.

Quints of truth for the eternal jock

denial, next comes anger then despair

i live in brixton m8. at work its okay, but when i go back its only the shines that talk to you. really grinds my gears

its never fit girls that spark up a convo. odd...

Go to culinary school

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

reminder the brexit vote is NOT legally binding.

Starting to get annoyed with this whole 'corbyn was ahead in the polls before the vote of no Confidence'

Its just a blatant lie but it's been repeat so often people actually believe it, labour are shit and won't be touching the Tories no matter who the leader is

I can guarantee the next line will be 'we would win the GE if it wasn't for the tory Gerrymandering In the boundary review'

either one will get delicious (you)'s

a lot of the faggots here just ctrl-f "Dianne Abbot" as soon as they open Brit/pol/

me thinks your shit at dating. everyone is diffrent.
I bet you like the werewolf more, from twilight. because your a faggot wuss

I want to make you the United Queendom

neither are your elections

get fukt sausage sucker

...

>i live in brixton m8
Why?

>labour voters complaining about gerrymandering
>literally destroying native demographics for a reliable voting base

yup, the queen can still over turn it.....

Did anyone else see this today? Made me feel proud that he gave up a possible 1st to help his brother.

GET THE FUCK OUT

Who here is enjoying a nice hot cup of ARYANTEA?

i want to make you into a toilet we deport all are shit too.

twitter.com/MOMENTUMKlDS/status/777819043894030336

COMRADE

FUCKING

TUMBLE

And legally the queen could dismiss the prime minister, dissolve parliament and declare a war

...

Hehe, I will now show you my stando...

Did he actually get second place after that?

INDEPENDENCE

God bless the queen

BREGG-SIT

doing a join

I'm not sure, as of now yes but they'll review it.

>falling for the tory meme

Mays live talking about refugees n shit lads

>Did he actually get second place after that?
He did but he looks like he nearly died. I think medical attention should have been the priority. Its not like either are short of triathlon medals

the thing is, im a swing voter, so im not joint conservative, I'd prefer to show my support to indigenous partys like BNP or DUP so they still have a voice.

YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME, FARAGE! I HAVE MILLIONS OF REFUGEE STANDS ON MY SIDE

...

link

MOOSLIMS

because i'm not transgender, even a kilt is too girly.

i'm not talking about wearing some female form-fitting t-shirt with that weird middle-cut thing, just a relatively normal thing that could pass for a man's shirt if i bought it a few sizes too big.

>a-bloo-bloo humanitarian duty, muh women and children
I'll pass

its lucky they can't swim, or you'd have even more refugees

Nvm its over. Vague drivel again, dont trust her desu

HAS NOONE FUCKING SEEN THIS


LOOK

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37406657
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37406657
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37406657


PUT THIS IN THE STICKY

>Posting in both /brit/ and Brit/pol/

Digusting

Knightmarez, SHUT UP

>New York bomber confirmed for Afghan born

Say it with me. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

Guys help.

I posted on CL for someone to fuck. There's the 7/10 milf that responded. She's real (time stamp).

Do I go for it and risk? What if I get aids or something?

WAT DO

why are illegals so bad at getting into britain

>Momentum Kids says it will provide childcare to facilitate "political engagement" for single parents.
>(((childcare)))
>(((political engagement)))

i intend on reaping as many (You)s as I can

is he the guy that keeps going full power level in his hangouts

Alison knows we have a tunnel now right?

Fucking terrifying. At least all that go will be on some sort of membership list

he's the young super-edgelord who wears a peaked officers' cap and shades and quotes speeches from Killzone as if they were real

What the fuck are they hoping to achieve with this. It just smacks of desperation

Made eye contact with a qt girl when I was at the doctor's getting my SSRIs earlier lads

Scary.

scared of shoddy french enginerring

>Sadiq Khan gave special permission for this to happen

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3796793/Anger-London-s-Labour-mayor-allows-refugee-charity-headed-ex-minister-David-Miliband-Parliament-Square-graveyard-lifejackets-demo.html

And of course ((David Miliband)) orchestrated it all

>mfw any government action taken to promote 2 parent households will fail because such a high percentage of Britons now live in single parent households and will be offended, along with all the useful idiots in the Labour party.
>mfw we've crossed that demographic rubicon

Socialist activism will do them good

Anyone else find her sexy as fuck?

she smile?

How come he never does anything with knightmarez?

No, it's the 4'5 chain-smoking drug abusing alcoholic, bisexual, monk that wants to restore traditionalism to the white western world. Vlogs from some pit of eternal darkness.

WRIGGHT THAT'S ET

Da fuq. really guys. no advice?

Is there anything more comfy than being British in the Autumn/Winter?

Can't wait.

talking about knightmarez not woes you dumb fuck

Literally the day after two terrorist attacks in America and one guy getting picked up at Gatwick.

Do these people see sense?

Just use protection fampai

Nothing about that orangutan is sexy and it has fuck all to do with politics.

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37406657
who cares, no brits live there, its a stage show for mudslimes, to make them think "we care"

My first autumn/winter single since 2010. So i'ts going to be different.

You're right though, it's the best time of year for sure. Most beautiful.

maybe 5 years ago

dull grey cold and overcast, my sort of weather.

Hope they drop the penny. Useless unit. Should not be minted now. That, or they should be revalued completely. Make 1p worth 5p now and so on.

Also
>tfw you voted for Louise Mensch
>tfw you enabled shitty Heat St articles.

I'd fuck the shit out of her, yes.

Not sure. I looked away almost instantly and my face was burning. I think she was looking at me, out of the corner of my eye. Just kill me.

They have no survival instinct. They always harp on about 'love over fear', without realising that there are many things that you should rationally be fearful of.
There must be some sort of biological/anthropological reason for this.

It's a big turn on for me to know that a girl has probably fucked 10-20 other guys.

>$100
>Not £100

Blew it lad

Pics or GTFO

We're guilty even though they voted no to air strikes in parliament.

The meme that keeps on giving.

could you deal with talking to knightmarez one on one for three hours?

>My first autumn/winter single since 2010

Normans out roooooo

It's great. I love going for walks this time of year

that's a good thing user. In future if you see a cute girl, just look over, smile, if she smiles back then maybe pull your balls out and go say hi

Don't take anything expensive with you too mate, just in case it's a set up for a mugging. Also, don't act like a sperg just in case it isn't a mugging.

Yeah but this bitch could have all sorts of shit.

Why do all Anglos look like this?

>Is there anything more comfy than being British in the Autumn/Winter?
Not really, no.

Cute.

Trying some sticky toffee pudding ale, reet nice it is

MUTE YER MICRAFORN

we dont, he looks roman

We're the true descendants of the Roman Empire, clearly

I don't know where these people come from, around here (North-East) everyone just says why don't they go to Turkey where its...

A. Safe
B. Shared culture
C. A stones throw away

You sound endearing

Its not that im worried about. its if he has diseases and shit.

lewk, ah'm sorreh, ah know how et sounds

>tfw my name is Jack
Fucking sperg sullying the good name.

If you're on London underground during the day you hear conversations. It's wagecucks like me who won't talk when traveling to and from work

Wear a condom and don't eat her out then.

Yeah, maybe.

:3

>10-20
Try 10* that matey

Cute girl keeps coming in to where I work and she seems nervous talking to me but friendly enough. I can't tell if she has a thing for me or if i'm just emanating awkwardness.

I'm also not sure how old she is and it's not something I can ask without looking suspect. Please no pedo.

Nah, it was good.

She appeared to be on our side in rhetoric, actions another question.

That's really appealing to me tbqh.

Stop bullying me

Whats the point of sex if I cant eat her out?

Cuz gibmedat

>can't tell if she has a thing for me or if i'm just emanating awkwardness.

I know that fucking feel. No wonder I'm a virgin

Love the story. Shame you made Pride £3.90 in last thread. Far too cheap. Not realistic.

>Nicola Sturgeon 'has abandoned 2014 referendum lies to argue for independence at any cost'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/18/nicola-sturgeon-has-abandoned-2014-referendum-lies-to-argue-for/

They've lost. They have no arguments. It's over forever.

i'm feeling that too. Girl i used to go to school with keeps popping up often. Just, where i've only just become single for the first time in years i'm fucking clueless/a coward about it now.

great captcha though.

I'll write the third part soon, just eating and having a wank atm.

Despite his cuckery, Owen Smith is right. Momentum is just a 21st century version of Militant. Similarly, Smith is the stand-in for the pro-European Welsh cuck Kinnock.

This time however, the militants win. There is no Tony Blair revival. The Hard Left wins in this century, and Labour dies because of it.

I'm not

Girls are hard to read, if she seems okay when talking to you but is just a bit awkward she may be interested, if she avoids any converstion/eye contact she might just be super shy and socially awkward. Try and make her laugh, it's always a good sign if they do.

KYS

Even if they did take over the party, no one would ever vote for those progressive sjw cucks

>Girls are hard to read
you can also KYS
its a lack of human connection

The only way to kill Labour is to convert the centre-left in this country. Institutional problems in the party won't kill the ideology

Oh. Thanks Peter

Lack of human connection?

the only human interation you get is yelling at your parents, or pleding down the JC they dont cut your JSA. go to church or do some chairty work

AND I HAVE MILLIONS OF OUTSTANDING INDIVIDUALS ON MINE.

I've been wanting a cream tea for ages but never got round to it. I'd propose to a woman if she made me scones and jam right now.

>labour are shit and won't be touching the Tories no matter who the leader is
this is true.

but it's also undoubtedly true that they'd be further ahead if the PLP would stop being cunts and work with Corbyn instead of backstabbing him without any real end goal.

if labour sustain massive losses, it will be the boundary review and the PLP to blame, not Corbyn.

not that i give a fuck. desu i hope UKIP does to Labour in England/Wales what the SNP did in Scotland.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/18/nicola-sturgeon-has-abandoned-2014-referendum-lies-to-argue-for/


Jesus fucking christ. The SNP are absolute pests.

>David Mundell, the Scottish Secretary, said it was now clear that the SNP’s stance was “independence at any cost.” Recent Scottish Government figures showed Scotland has a £15 billion annual deficit, higher as a proportion of GDP than even Greece’s, following a collapse in oil revenues.

There's not one single person in the Labour party arguing that immigration is a problem. Not one. Just this week, that dickhead Miliband said we should treble that amount of refugees we should take.

The Labour is long long dead.

>tfw no qt gf to bake with

to be fair being as charismatic as nige is a pretty fucking high bar.

>dickhead Miliband

Which one?

>I'm female myself

well there goes the thread

It doesn't help I take up a persona in work that I adapted through years of customer service roles. Hard to break through being a smiling dope with no personality.

post your pussy stretched open you worthless piece of human garbage

The internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

I half want us to have another Referendum, just in the hope that another NO vote might finally shut them up. But I don't think it's worth running the risk of all the stupid fucking jocks voting yes.

>Please no bully
Has this ever worked even once?

Which one do you think? The one that lose the GE

> Girls are hard to read.
> Is a Girl.
> Asks a man how to read a Girl admitting Girls are hard to read.

Kek

...

It was David

fuck of to r9k, this is politics.
fuck wits come in here, see a brit/pol/thread and go off topic, fuck off

>I'm female myself
And derail because of hugless kissless virgins.

got down to the final 18 at jury service today where you go in and see the defendant
he was a proper oogabooga coon so i was excited about finding him guilty but i didnt get to the final 12 in the end. such is life i suppose

David is an even bigger shill for refugees

Nothings happening right now and /r9k/ are too pathetic even for me. I like to get advice from people who are approaching normality.

scared her off lads

twitter.com/jessphillips/status/777862745316290560

An example of this kind of indoctrination at work.

Oops i meant leadership election. Either way hes a fucking bellend.

Afaik, d.milibong is working with shillary.

Oi, I'm KHV but I said nothing

Have you given up, lad?

Nah I'm still here but I might stick to lurking for a bit

>89494598
dont try and defend and excuse your action you attention whore. This is an anonomus bullet board, not a fucking agony aunt thread on Cred Forums or some shit. your just supporting the case, women shouldn't be allowed to vote

bought beard oil lads. felt like a hipster faggot buying it but it's nice. what happened to the lad who was obsessed with hating beards?

POST FEET

i think liz kendall made some moves towards "fuck immigrants" but then she's only in labour because she saw the tide turning in 1992.

>Cred Forums
>approaching normality

Nah that wasn't me I'm one the other faggots talking about scones and >tfwnogf

Yes but they spew PC crap the govt doesn't like. Smh privatise it.

nice lad, you go to uni here?

Yeah she was in favour of more defence spending and a points based immigration system, and she was still labelled a Blairite.

GOOD MORNING

Post body, just alittle bit

In the next thread please for the sake of the thread never mention your gender.
as horrible as that sounds.
If you're gonna help brit/pol/ HKV's just say you have experience instead.

>Implying we're not in wage slave hours right now

>PC crap the govt doesn't like
>im-fucking-plying

she is a blairite. she doesn't genuinely believe in it, she's just desperately trying electoralism.

On the topic of "fuck immigrants";

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37405598

>Theresa May criticised the West's response to the migration crisis in a speech to world leaders.

>At a UN summit in New York, she called for a greater distinction between refugees and people trying to enter a country for economic reasons.

>The PM also said refugees should claim asylum in the first safe country they reach and stressed that nations had a right to control their borders.

The Lady's not for turning.

>that flag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not completely although I rarely talk to women

>BREGGZIT

>flag

YOU'RE IN DENIAL

same still applys, you would't of made that comment if the liberaly retarded didn't open there mouth. KYS

He's a bit goofy sounding tbqh.

CANT DELAY THE MAY

The way he speaks always reminds me of someone else but I can't think who, it does my head in

Ever-so-slightly based May.

>saying things everyone knows to be true and sensible is now considered commendable
>this fucking decade

Well okay, I won't offer any advice next time.

I will do.

No way

William Hague?

Britfag living in Sweden here.

Is Brexit happening or what? Would like to know before i'm culturally enriched.

>If you're gonna help brit/pol/ HKV's just say you have experience instead.
>gonna help
>HKV's
> in brit/pol/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OUT, OUT, GET OUT NOW, ANGLOS UNITE, DEATH TO THE TRAITORS

Got this on the weekend.

best decision I've made ever.

>mfw pragmatism and classical liberalism is now considered "hard right"

no we need a 2nd referendum to get it right

NEW for when we reach bump limit

This should be common sense to most people

forgot picture.

So guys what do we think of the guy who posted "IM IN LONDONISTAN WHATS THIS SHIT?"

C'est vrai? Is that actually there in london?

>POST FEET

It'll be formally triggered in February. Once that happens, there's no turning back. The only thing that's up for debate is the terms of the split.

>anything less than unlimited, unvetted immigration is hitler

Fuck off normalfag. Polls have shown virgins are a majority here

why not post the thread after that too you impatient double nigger

PRAISE TESSY MAY.

Swexit is stirring over here now... Any chance we've just started the breakdown of the EU?

>POST FLEET

That's really unfortunate lad.
>tfw i don't have time to talk to women anyways due to shite job
Hookers are plentiful and repetitively easy to find. And you don't have to go though all bullshit. both of you get what you want off the bat. Go out and get one, Lithuanian ones are usually cleaner in my experience.

Good lad

you need to do more than that, SMASH THE ARYAN.

Right in the feels

I had a similar bike until it was stolen a few years ago :(

Make sure you lock her up everywhere

Watch out for manhole covers also

>posting the new thread 20 posts early

>Britain tries to get something out of the EU
>"Wow Britain is very arrogant stupid Brexit scum"
>EU tries to get something out of Britain
>"Ah yes this is a very good tactic they're just protecting their rights"

that could be it actually

I thought if I got it in early it would stop people making a second thread, lad.

I'm thinking about fucking a hooker if I'm still a virgin when I finish uni. Maybe I'll get a qt Lithuanian

jesus what happened??

I live in a safe neighbourhood and have a cover

I also put a bike lock around the front suspension and wheel spokes.

There can only be 1 leader. if we all listern to the poor fags, we would be the poor fags, lead by example, or command from the rear.
Weakness is the enemy

Assuming you don't speak to many Tory MPs user.

Ybr? Think i may have rode one of them at some point, recall the clutch being a bit loose on the one i tried and the lever being 3/4 out before the thing fucking bit. Nice first bike tho.

I started on a yamaha xvs like a decade back when i was about 18/9