How can you get fucked up so hard by jungle people?

How can you get fucked up so hard by jungle people?

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How can you unclog a toilet Wojack?

Those were jungle people with crossbows and they won. Seriosuly

never underestimate the asian man, i tell ya, never

0°C=somewhat cold, 100°C=dead

0°F=cold, 100°F=hot

Celsius is for retards who can't understand simple mathematics

There was a reason that we didn't directly invade northern vietnam. It's the same exact reason that we didn't invade north korea in the Korean war; China was threatening war if we got too close.

Thus, we fought based on the body counts, of whom thousands upon thousands of vietnamese were killed per every hundred US troops.

Your lack of knowledge of history is astounding

>inb4 hurr durr I'z wuz trolling u loloel

>american precission
>somehow shitty

You just went full retard bro.

Some people might like cold more some hot, this is subjective as fuck

You lost with Vietnam, that is why you didnt went futher, wiki confirms

>0°C=somewhat cold

0 is freezing point you fucking retard. Celsius makes complete sense, American imperial system is as much of a joke as your common core education

Oh god, I laughed so hard at this.

100%

>Your lack of knowledge of history is astounding

>Doesn't realize that the UN forces DID invade North Korea in the Korean war
>Doesn't realize that Chine DID fuck their shit up

ameridiots are truly retarded

>jungle people
actually americans fell victim of their own propaganda. vietcong was no jungle people. it was regular army supported by russian and china. american tried to portray it as 'jungle people' and thats why everyone thinks now that great america lost to some villagers. also technically they didnt.

of course we lost. The war was a loss from the start, unless we were planning on going to war with China, which is what would have happened in the event that we did actually invade NVietnam like it were a normal war.

It was a war of attrition that proves to show that even to this day, knowledge and stealth over your homeland will still be superior to that of in the very least the technology of the vietnam era.

What a concise and convincing argument, I'm almost tempted to not call you A FUCKING LEAF

How about you fucking die

>UN forces

Please color france red too.

You were planning to win, but you lost. Lets start with that. Vietnameese won, commies won.

your system is so retarded even NASA uses metric.

Most people don't feel a cold day and think "hey it's almost freezing point!". All of the human scale of Celsius exists on like a -10-35 degree scale compared to Fahrenheits -25-100 degree scale

0°F = random cold point
100°F= random hot point

It took the combined effort of all superpowers to take down Germany.

It took only a few midget rice farmers with Ak47s to take down USA.

Really makes you think.

He's using it as a comparison to Celsius. Think about it, does Fahrenheit being arbitrary matter at all outside the professional world? Not at all.

Are you implying that, during the Korean war, the UN forces didn't invade North Korea proper? Are you that historically illiterate?

Yes, there were a number of forces from all over the world, including 60,000 Canadians. It was US led and commanded though, so the failure ultimately rests with you.

Who could forget the proud Vietcong military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue, and the huge Monument to the Vietnamese Dead in the center of Washington DC. Oh wait that only happened to you

Crossbows, kalashnikovs, tanks, planes and such. Quit being a dipshit and shut up.

I know. I just said that.

I'm saying that it was a retarded move to go to war in the first place, as it was unwinnable. What, do you want me to spell it out for you while you clean the shit out of the fucking toilet? Come on now

>Most people don't feel a cold day and think "hey it's almost freezing point!"
it's not like you walk outside and go oh it's 78 °F

They had a modern air force dumbass.

You guys are the fucking equivalent of someone who puts in $5 on a group present, while others put in like $100, and that person still wants to take equal credit.

>War to prevent Norks from conquering South
>Norks don't conquer
>Hurr ameridumbs lost xD
Thank Christ you degenerate Tory garbage were ejected from America after the Revolution

What is that other country at the top?

Bro, are you serious?

Few jungle men with aks fucked up nuclear empire. Is it an empire then?

So did I.

No, I think it's room temperature, aka 75F

It makes way more sense for meteorology you stupid fucking burger. It's not about what makes your retarded plebeian masses feel good.

We lost yes. But if you think military losses were the reason we pulled out of Vietnam you're dumber than the toilets you clean.

Thats the state of Alaska champ

>North Vietnamese losses: 1.5M+
>American losses: 50,000

Wow they really fucked us up

You lost.

Wikipedia confirms it, historians confirm it, only your lack of proper education denies it.

France and Cambodia also got rekt by those farmers.

Leftists constantly bitching and grounding the war machine to a hault.

International/UN/leftist policies keeping us from carpet-bombing Hannoy. The same for the bombing of Cambodia, not adequate enough.

If Vietnam had occurred 20 years earlier, we could have steamrolled them. However, it occurred in the late-'60s, when all the Western countries were becoming pussified.

I don't want to take equal credit for the Korean war. It was your fuckup.

The original post I was responding to:

>There was a reason that we didn't directly invade northern vietnam. It's the same exact reason that we didn't invade north korea in the Korean war; China was threatening war if we got too close.

It implies that the US-led UN forces didn't invade North Korea, likely because this individual had an ameridiot education. The forces actually DID invade North Korea, and got their asses kicked by China, because MacArthur was an egotistical megalomaniac who thought he could conquer China.

>Think about it, does Fahrenheit being arbitrary matter at all outside the professional world? Not at all.
While this is true you only make shit harder for your country by using outdated physical quantities which are harder to learn because of illogical scaling and STEM work/studies all use metric

No, you pulled out because you stood no chances with jungle people.

Well if want to be anal about science just use Kelvin (since Kelvin is superior to Celsius for scientific purposes anyway) and use Fahrenheit for everyday use.

Yet you blindly followed, b/c everyone else was doing it. Wouldn't that make you worse?

Put fucking france on that map too you bastard.

Nope.
>0°C=temperature outside
>100°C=temperature in sauna

This image is wrong. It should also have China and Cambodia on it.

>Result: Military stalemate, North Korean invasion repelled

We won. Paris Peace Accords.

this is bait huh? Militarily we did just fine. Unlike a certain European nation who couldn't hold off a bunch of Germans for a month.

>american retardation

Kelvin and Celsius are the same scale just use a different 0 point so you might as well use those 2 instead of Fahrenheit altogether.
Also most calculations that involve temperature use temperature difference or change so then it doesn't matter if you use K or °C

Oh là là

>france and mongolia not colored red

At least we didn't charge tanks on horseback

We had an obligation via the UN. You pushed for the intervention, and we were forced to follow. We shouldn't have been involved in Korea, and we learned our lesson by the time Vietnam rolled around.

>Boiling Point
>temperature in sauna
Holy shit, your residual mongolian critical thinking skills are showing.

and Mongolia desu

>we didn't invade north korea in the Korean war
you did though lol then the chinese came and sorted you out

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Map is missing France and China

pretty sure more countries than just america lost against vietnam, famalam.

and we would have won if we had stayed in and just bombed the shit out of them indiscriminately like with shock and awe. shitty thing, politics.

Blame the (((UN)))

>We shouldn't have gotten involved
>We should've just broken the treaty we signed and swore to uphold
Stupid Canacucks

He's making a joke, friend

ITT: mericants getting booty blasted

China lost to Vietnam aswell

You were there too

>France, Mongolia, China are not red

I realize that, I meant to say that we didn't hold the position. We let shit go as we fell back in an attempt to distance ourselves from China's border.

Are you trying to say that Canada is not a retarded wasteland full of failure and chinks? Are you that much of a biological waste?

Answer: yes. Yes you are. You always will be, no matter how many dildos you cram up in your asshole, or how much deviantart porn you fap to. Your parents will always hate you for being the useless fuck you are and everyone in the world will learn to hate you the moment you ever decide to open your semen encrusted, stinking gay asshole for a mouth. You are a nation of maple syrup dick sucking cucks that even from the start were hated by england, and you will never find anyone beyond your own country who will ever give a single god damn fuck about your stupid country. Nobody will ever go to canada unless it was somewhere that they intend to go to die in their sleep in the middle of winter after waiting two years just to get a fucking knee replacement surgery thanks to your shitty nationalized healthcare.

I hope you die in your sleep just so that you don't have to see your parents weep anymore at how much of a fucking failure you are

C=(F-32)*5/9

Are you guys so stoned that this is too hard for you?

vietnam lost to vietnam also

Like I said. Since you guys didn't know what to do and you need to suck on the US's titties, you do what we tell you.

Well, I see Fahrenheit as being the "human" scale and Celsius/Kelvin as the "scientific" scales. But of those two Kelvin is superior. So a dual system.

so did France

US won vietnam. Paris peace accords. Also vietnam has fought and won wars against other countries. Stupid polack faggot.

We lost because half of our country didn't want to be in the war, and we pussied out because we ended up deciding the fate of some shithole country wasn't worth what we were putting into it.

We bombed, them, took way more lives despite being at a horrendous disadvantage, and in the end bent to the will of our own people to get out of there, a public who didn't understand what the fuck was happening, and how fucking evil the north army and the vietcong were.

If we actually wanted to, we could have fucking leveled the country. We've always had that ability. We decided to stick out our neck for a smaller country like dipshits, and in the end all of the people on the left decided that a war to defend a free government in peril wasn't worth it.

Realtalk, it was an L on our record, but we had the privilege to just leave and say "Yeah whatever". The world hasn't seen the US fight a war that they HAD to win in over 250 years, and if we ever do again, I'd feel really fucking bad for whoever we were fighting.

yep difference is i'm not in denial about who won

>C=(F-32)*5/9
oh come on

Calm down you fucking autist

daily reminder the US has never won a war on its own

What's so surprising about the North Vietnamese winning?
>they had everything to fight and die for
>massive support from USSR/PRC
>familiar terrain and adjusted to climate
>huge manpower and plenty of good enough equipment
You are really underestimating plenty of factors if you think there was a ''underdog'' in that war.

What's supposed to be the joke? Real men can handle a 100C sauna. For a while at least.

>water freezing
>not somewhat cold
sheesh you leafs go deeper in the stupid hole every day

>ameridiot getting THIS butthurt

from wikipedia

North Vietnam claimed 1.1 million soldiers and noncombatants died during the war due to American actions,[4] while 58,220 Americans and about 313,000 South Vietnamese combatants died

Then why did you say "you"? They beat both of us back in the counter-invasion

To be fair, the Viets have also fought and win against the mongols under Genghis Khan. really, anybody going to that shithole is going to suffer a defeat

Lyberia And Burma use Imperial
Also we made it to the moon

We could have wiped Vietnam off the fucking map if we were at total war. We were trying to save them from communism. I'm sure a pollack nigger like you could appreciate that.

And France

Why isn't France red? We only went in there because those cowards pulled out after all.

0°C = Water freeze
100°C = Water evaporate

Fuck off with that and the metric system already.

Did you forget to color France red?

They're the only reason we got involved.

Daily reminder that Poland has never won a war

We learned from you, dad. Never do the fighting when you can pay someone else to die for you

The Pacific in WW2, checkmate cuckboi.

Saunas are around 90°C unless you are a swede

It was because we were conquering for an idea rather than conquering a people. We didn't want to massacre every damned village we suspected of being the enemy and that was our downfall. If we had just eradicated the jungle chinks we'd have won in a heartbeat.

daily reminder we won vietnam in the same way south korea was established. They just violated the treaty and took it over before anyone gave a damn.

Mexican war, spanish war, lots of indian wars.

Has a western power fought war entirely on its own in the last century? I guess your little spat with the argies but that was hardly a war

I think you mean boil, frog. Water evaporates long before 100C

> Be american
> Get drafted
> Go to some god forgotten shithole in vietnam
> Fall into a trap
> Get my foot impaled in shit smeared pointy bamboo sticks
> Lose foot
> Go home
> Suffer from depression
> Regularly beat my wife
> Kill myself
> End up losing the war against chinks with pointy sticks
HOME OF THE FREE LAND OF THE BRAVE

>Not including France

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XD

I mean you didn't even last a month against Germany.

Don't cells die at 65C?

ITS COLD URRR DURR

nice science man

fucking nigger

"Wikipedia confirms it"

Lmao

Pfft no. The US fucked up the norks as bad as they could without nukes. It just took a while cause they were good at hiding

Yeah, forgot the word, thanks.

not a war, just a theatre

But children growing up learning a shitty day-to-day system doesn't benefit them if they want to go into science or engineering.

It's like the African languages which only have one word for circle, square, triangle etc etc so their kids all grow up barely able to grasp basic geometry.

Learning metric lines a kid up for advanced fields later in life if that's what they want to do. Using a variant of the 'hurrr when am I going to need to know long division in day-to-day life' argument is anti-intellectualism at it's worst.

this

>be Mexico
>lose half your country to America

What, are Canucks too autistic to say things like "it's cold out"?

Not gonna lie, it's better off in US hands.
Still it sucks you lost the war against rice farmers armed with sticks.

>you have 10 seconds to name a war where America actually had to cede territory

You're just siding with the losers.

>be Mexican villager
>cartel rolls into town and decapitates every man, woman and child
>h-haha Amerifats XD

Because they weren't jungle people and the faggot hippies didnt want us to genocide the gooks. We were literally burning their country to the ground when we lost support at home forcing LBJ to step down.

Maybe some of your outer skin cells die in a 100C sauna but the skin and thermoregulation protects everything else. You can easily be in a 90-100C sauna for a while before its dangerous (unless you're a Swede)

really? when did those two fight?

Cartel hitmen are well armed and trained by ex-gafes (mexican green berrets) who were in turn trained by SEALS, British SAS and Israeli special forces.
Chinks were trained by drunken russians and armed with potatos.

People aren't that dumb. Switching between scales is not fucking difficult, every child here learns and uses metric in science class and then goes home to see that it's 80F outside without self-destructing. Do British children get fucked up by learning about grams at school and then using fucking "stone" at home?

Hahahhaa.

Benghazi.

Gas temperature is not comparable to liquid temperature as in how it feels on skin. You don't get burned if you keep your hand over boiling water, only when you stick your hand into it.

It's not even worth going to sauna unless it's at least 70C

Wow.
Just........

Wow.

forgetting something famalam?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Vietnam

>Chinks were trained by drunken russians and armed with potatos.

And they were shit at fighting and made no military gains when we were still in the war

Beats hamarab

Dumb fuck, go put your hand over boiling water.

The norks lost men 20 to 1, lost every major battle, and signed a treaty giving upbthe invasion. They lost. And then the commie shits restarted when it was obvious that the US wouldn't retaliate if they broke the treaty.

>americans burn half vietnam to the ground with napalm and air raids
>omg we killed 11111.1 million commies xDDD

You mean before you had to pull out because you were losing?

Because the Communist forces in Vietnam were on border with China, so they could endlessly resupply and gain more manpower by sneaking from and to China. So the USA, South Vietnam and Straya forces had to deal with a lot of bullshit.

This was unlike in the Mayalan Emergency, where the Communist forces were pretty much blocked off, so it was like shooting fish in a barrel for us. Plus, the locals were more trustful to us.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency

>because you were losing?
How were we losing?
What battles did we lose?

american education strikes again.
americucks please don't post, you making fools of yourself

Why isn't France listed?

>you don't get burned if you put your hand over boiling water

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>It's the same exact reason that we didn't invade north korea in the Korean war

You did, you imbecile.

Why are burgers so stupid? They're like children.

aren't you implying air strikes are cheating in war?

only countries that don't have half their country controlled by russian separatists can post in this thread

>Tfw American gook so I don't have to feel bad
Feels good

Oh look, another thread where countries who havent been to the moon feign superiority and try to shit on America. You're like that nerdy beta faggot that ate lunch alone and talked shit about the star quarterback to your mom after school every day.

Have you ever been to a sauna you Anglo pond scum?

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Don't you have some Russian civilians to murder, Wlodimir?

>20-1 kill ratio
>fucked up

we literally fought Vietnam just to see if we could get Russia to show up in person

>Why are burgers so stupid?
Because we have 10s millions of Irish "people" here

Australia and New Zealand won their respective parts of the war. It was the USA who decided that they would be cucked by the literal cucks known as hippies.
>Pic related

>The british were in Vietnam
JUST

Kids do learn metric in our schools. It's been that way for over a decade.

At no point was the US losing militarily. The Tet Offensive was a tactical failure. It's just the mounting losses made us want to pull out.

That's true desu. We let domestic issues cost us the war. I hope those hippies know they're responsible for the atrocities that occured when the north took over.

>half their country controlled by russian separatists
you making it too easy

A man who loses a war charging tanks on horseback is more honourable than a man who wins a war pressing a button.

What? I'm talking about Korea

We didn't we killed them at a ratio of about 10 Vietnamese soldiers for every American soldier lost.

The fact is that the Vietnamese gave a fuck about winning the war while most of the American people and the American soldiers didn't and the fact that we instituted the draft rather than getting volunteers further turned Americans against the war. So after 10 years of fighting the public got sick of it and Nixon pushed for peace.

The Vietnamese General Giap expressed it best when he was asked in a post war interview about the Tet offensive and he said "I lost Tet on the ground; but it didn't matter because I won it in the American press."

No ones denying it was a lose faggot. What you dont seem to understand is why.

Made faggot hippies want to pull out. Democracy was a mistake.

Is that why you micks are scum? Considering your independence was won by murdering civilians and children. Fucking Papist garbage.

no we don't kill them, we harvest their infants and eat them

The US did win though. Paris Peace accords.

Universally used measurements of temperature should be based on an arbitrary system of what "feels" hot and what "feels" cold, as decided by the subjective whims of some mystery individual.

Not based on the boiling and freezing point of water.

Remove burger.

They just lose every single conflict with the english and still somehow have national pride

Literally lost.
Cheers for the laugh cunt

I advocate using Fahrenheit in private life and Kelvin in science. Celsicrap need not apply

>Is that why you micks are scum?
Is what why? Are you just trying to sound smart?

>Considering your independence was won by murdering civilians and children.
Hmm, and what is every war the US has ever been involved in...

>Fucking Papist garbage.
Your anglo buddies on Cred Forums teach you those words? Theres no way you learned that yourself.

Your great grandfather was my great grandfathers partner in crime, it's just that he got caught and shipped out to that sand ridden shithole.

invade afghanistan to wipe out taliban.
taliban is taking control over entire afghanistan at the moment. (real news)

invade iraq to stop support of islamist terrorism allegedly.

1/3 of iraq is now under control of isis. rest is under control of shiites who are historically allied to iran.

american military is a joke. all they have is technology. without technology they are most pussy fighters in the world. every military expert can confirm this.

one true story: during ww2 japans took english soldiers as hostage. english stand and go to deathly manly. they took american soldiers. americans cry and beg mercy to live like babies. this is why they had to use 2 nuclear bombs against japan. they are not men enough.

this is from memories from an english commander who served during ww2.

>Beating some spics and occupying their capital
>Fighting British regulars (with French aid)
And Germans aren't human anyway. Anglos are. Celts shouldn't exist, you're a genetic mistake.

Unlike T*rkey, who have neither technology or bravery, and whose entire strategy consists of sending waves of unwashed roaches to attackthe enemy. I can't wait for Putin to nuke you animals, cleanse the great structures of Rome from your Mohammedan taint.

>Celts shouldn't exist, you're a genetic mistake.
Said the bastard son of about 6 nationalities.

>Australia
>Shithole

Pick one you paddy bastard

Australia is one of the best countries in the world to live in. Also "Girt by sea" faggot. Enjoy Jamal's cock

>Europe
>use units based on precision, ordnung, relationship to real world concepts
>USA
>ehh, this is kinda cold, I'm going to call it 0 Fahrenheit
>ehh, this cow's ass is kinda warm, I'm going to call it 100 Fahrenheit

U.S. > Japan
Japan > Vietnam
Vietnam > U.S.
Everyone circa. 1914 > France

>We won
>wiki says LIES

The US millitary is the only reason Russia hasn't killed every last one of you fucking sand niggers. But I say let them.

So they won, you admit it?

>Enjoy Jamal's cock
I'd like tips from an experienced nu-male cocksucker such as yourself.

hahah ignorant negro lovers think russia/putin is enemy of turkey currently. they don't know a shit about international politics.

60% is higher than your 0%, mick bastard

Why murricans cant admit it, you say the truth, usa lost

Being of a single genetic background is fucking great.

Enjoy trying to decide what nationality you are to impress us euros on Cred Forums

Turkey is a rogue state that supports ISIS. You deserve the Bomb

Fuck off cunt. If you need tips consult your fucking pope.

american soldiers are crying after taliban attack

youtu.be/PndNRMUmuBE

>(((wikipedia))) supports communism

No shit.

>Single genetic background
Says the Neolithic-Celt-Norse rapebaby descendant.

Look at him, look at this idiot and laugh, he thinks that his lack of education wins with wiki

if no one won, then no one lost

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter

Those guys probably aren't crying as much as a Turk when he's in a fight and he realises he forget his knife. Cowardice is in your blood you smelly little runt.

Be quiet you little experiment


Hah! Even if that claim is true, those genetic backgrounds aren't existing nations today in which people pathetically claim to be apart of like you arsebags with your "muh german" bullshit. Fuck right off

If we're are being fair, France should be red on this map.

This. The liberals protesting the war refused to keep America's word to the south Vietnamese after we had fucking won and got the paris peace accords. Those men were traitors and deserved firing squads for the lives they threw away, all in the name of their own political victory. They're old as shit now but I'd still like to give those fuckers a piece of my mind (and not in the way that one twitter chick wanted to give Trump a piece of her "mind"), every one of them.

>pulling number out of your ass

Vietnam won, US lost.

Again, Vietnameese farmers kicked USA's ass. Simple as this, check out any encyclopedia and educate yourself.

American education, France use the celsius system therefor it's in blue

I agree. The third world pretendign to be a third world nation is better than Australia. KYS you colossal faggot

>It took only a few midget rice farmers with Ak47s to take down USA.

Plus:

* Soviet Union
* Cuba
* Czechoslovakia
* Bulgaria
* East Germany
* Romania
* Poland
* Hungary
* Sweden

Nope because we use the celsius system

>muh honor
Honor doesn't matter when you're the losers. If Italians had any sense of honor they would've stuck with Germany when the Treaty Of Versailles was being signed, but they realized they'd get assblasted so they joined the other side, and didn't get fucked over by it.

That's counting civilians too, look at the bottom of that table

>pulling numbers out of the communist wikipedia editor's gaping ass instead

The north vietnamese signed a treaty formally ending the invasion. That was the US goal. We won. Fucking retarded polack.

Realistically it should be purple

Add China to the list

Every encyclopedia says USA lost.

Yet Murricans argue that (((noone lost))), why are they so deluded?

then it would be striped
we were on vietnams side. So I guess we won too. wee

Not if we are doing a correct map

And France wouldn't be alone in purple in that case, you can add china, cambodia, laos, mongolia...

After or before they kicked your ass? After or before commie regime took over vietnam and laugh at usa?

>Europoors are so stupid they can't learn two systems of measurements

Why are Europeans so stupid?

thats why I added the bottom of the table on the picture retard
kill yourself tyrone

>kicked USA's ass
>Gooks lost nearly every engagement
>died at a rate of more than 10 gooks to 1 American
>America finally leaves for political purposes

Delete this

Still lost. Just like you lost Afghanistan. Just like you lost Iraq.

KEK, you actually believe the claims of niggers and then you try to insult me. Go to bed you son of a bread thief, the actual countries are trying to talk

That's a totally different situation leafbro. The Polak's country was being invaded and they fought with everything they had until no man was left. They never surrendered in WWII. There's no need to question the legitimacy of the word honor when faced with those facts.

and Somalia

We should do a somalian version of this map

HA

YOU FELL VICTIM TO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS

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Still never ceded territory :^)

How's Holstein doing?

>If we actually wanted to, we could have fucking leveled the country. We've always had that ability.

This is like a heart surgeon saying he always has the ability to crush his patients chest with a sledgehammer.

War isn't total anymore. War is a complex endeavour - one you've consistently failed at since Korea, despite massive military spending.

>learning 2 systems, one being subpar
>ruin your billion dollar space project because someone imputed the numbers using the imperial system

Holy fuck this is so fucking autistic

Vietnam lost. They literally signed a treaty saying they gave up so the US would leave.

We have one shitty system and one good. Which one would Murricans prefer, take a wild guesss

>few hundred
>North Vietnamese forces numbered 287,465

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>common core education

Afghanistan wasn't a war. We won Iraq both times with almost no resistance. Trying to police the sand niggers was a mistake but not a war.

Nice source ameriloser. Why are you so inept at war?

Australia
>11th highest GDP in the world
>Top 10 GDP per capita
>25 years straight economic growth
>Beautiful weather year round
>Are not cucked by the EU

Ireland
>43rd largest GDP
>Not member of the UN security council
>Literally has lost every single war against the English apart from when they killed civilians

If Australia isn't a real country then Ireland most certainly isn't you inbred potato munching faggot

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Please, they won against Mexico (in civil war), themselves and the indian natives (after several defeats)

Are you really saying an actual war between equal powers couldn't be total anymore? That's retarded

How are those Europoor space programs doing?

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>lists historical facts he deems as embarassing
>thinks that disproves the fact that the Irish are a majority indigenous-blooded race unlike his anglo/german/irish/scottish/abbo stock

Again, go to bed bread thief.

I'm saying it's not anymore, and hasn't been since WWII.

It may happen again, sure. And you'll probably kick ass at total war. But at the sort of modern warfare that's been waged in the last 50 years, you've lost again, and again and again.

The north vietnamese never won a battle against the americans

After you aquafresh.
>Implying "civilians"
Yes, and remember the refugees aren't an invading army! Why they're practically natives. Why don't you give them each another 10,000 euros to go shopping with.

>this coming from a nation that is a "litterally who" in space
I mean you have some satellites, so at least you're a step above Poland.

But still they won the war

>Descendant of the people who were so undesirable they were sent as far away as possible on the fucking globe to die in the most god-forsaken hellhole imaginable to man being salty

Delicious.

>says the country that lost 10% of its territory to drunken Slavs

except daniel fahrenheit was german

Embarrassing? They are but this still doesn't prove that Ireland has any more of a claim to being a """"real nation"""" than Australia which is objectively better in almost every facet of its being

Vietnam was a win. Korea a tie. Both Iraqs were extremely quick wins.

Policing actions aren't wars.

>Celsius is for retards who can't understand simple mathematics

said the American, fucking top stuff

A true testament to the power of the white man

That's hell on earth, alright

This battle was a war

so the vietnamese achieved their objective of removing burger and the usa achieved nothing?
hell of a victory there tyrone

We never lost to Vietnamese farmers Jamal. KEK

Thanks Greatest Ally

No, they gave up, then started again after the US pulled out.

USA goal was to win with communism in region

Vietnameese farmers wanted to remove Burger from their soil

Communism stayed in region and Burgers got removed. Who won?

France and China also lost to Vietnam, kurwa

He's implying you murdered a bunch of civilian farmers and claim they were enemy casualties.

>Finnish concessions and territorial losses exceeded those demanded by the Soviets pre-war. Finland was forced to cede nearly all of Finnish Karelia (with Finland's industrial center, including Vyborg/Viipuri, Finland's second largest city, Käkisalmi, Sortavala, and Suojärvi and the whole of Viipuri bay with its islands; in total, nearly 10% of the territory), even though large parts were still held by Finland's army. Military troops and remaining civilians were hastily evacuated to inside the new border. 422,000 Karelians, 12% of Finland's population, lost their homes.

Too bad they didn't kill you all

I Never said it was a good thing the US didn't resume the war. We should have

Why are my countrymen so easily baited by some pierogi-nigger's slide threads?

Americans killed 10 vietnamese for every one of them that died... and they STILL lost. Can't make this shit up, lmfao

>He thinks Soviet Union was Vietnamese

Americuck education everyone kek

The truth, it hurts

>all those triggered murikafats ITT
Ultimate proof that says us who Lost Hard.

Being angry is fun

>Ultimate proof that says us who Lost Hard.

>France isn't red

Take a history class.

UK are the only country with a really good war record and we use both F and C.

Probably because we are so fucking awesome.

We had achieved something similar to what was done in Korea but our politicians refused to back up the treaty with the goods and force we had promised because their backing was all anti-war and they were too busy pandering to traitors and hippies for votes. We won with our bombers and the treaty but were unable to consolidate this into a victory because our boys in Washington didn't keep America's word and refused to enforce the treaty, effectively abandoning our allies like the Finnish did to the Germans. Think something along the lines of the more familiar failure to enforce the treaty of Versailles, except it didn't result in a world war, just a lot of civilians dying in reeducation camps and a lot of good lives spent before were wasted.

>we killed a bunch of civilians
>wow, we're really good at war
'Murica

>Amerifat education

Why is France not red?

so how does it feel to lose to a bunch of commie farmers?

>video

top kek USA USA USA

Because they use celsius Ameritard

Because this thread was designed by people who don't understand history and are jealous of America's success. Given the shameful state europe is in right now, it's not really surprising honestly.

you won battles, lost the war.

Why can't you wrap your brain around that?

>t. 60%

Again, your claims to being ''better' as regards to GDP and whatnot (which is only 10% higher than Irelands) doesn't disprove anything or make you a real country. Your country is the biggest social construct of the entire anglosphere considering it's a landmass with the original purpose of a fucking cellblock

> Be american
> Try to troll a mongol that resisted against pretty much a million of commie soldiers that will a few years later conquer half of Europe
> Still lose against gonk farmers, arab goatfuckers, afghani drugdealers and somalian hungry pirates

And now they have McDonald's in Vietnam, so who really won?

>t. 60% mongol rape-baby

You just rustled some serious jimmies

CONTINUATION

>USA
>40% black

By that logic, the British won the war of independence because you speak English.

>10%
Fuuuuark mate I thought the American education system was shit but you just blew that retardation out of the water

Also
>Having a strong economy
>Not indicator of the strength or relevance of a nation

>Poland
>most shit on country and irrelevant in European history

my family's from the south of Poland. Kurwa faggot

just an assumption from the last time I saw the figures of both GDP's. I put my hand up to that one.

But they also lost a war against "Vietnam farmers", Finntard. So did China. Both should be purple.

Pist here new thread

Yes, but this thread exists to mock American military ability. If we won all the battles but lost due to stupid social issues that sort of takes the wind out of the sails of all these mongoloids

Ok I respect that mayne lets part mates

Britain's goal in the war was to make Americans speak English?

>implying we don't speak 'merican
Step up paddy. I know it's hard for you to look at a nation that actually claimed it's independence without resorting to child killing terrorism in the process. Besides, by the the fact that you also speak english, doesn't that mean you never won your independence either? Of course not, their objective wasn't to ensure that we speak english, and our objective wasn't to rule vietnam. Our objective was to crush communism in the region, and ultimately communism crushed itself thanks to some outside pressure and it's own flaws. Our objective was met in the end.

Fuck you poland

>10x the casualties
>lost
North Vietnam lost almost ten million people defending communism, a policy which ultimately failed everywhere it was implemented (including Vietnam). Yeah, they sure beat us badly.

Fuck you poland, and sweden

Let me guess, you had to work at hotel or something of the sort today where a bunch of rich good looking American tourists destroyed the plumbing after having "Polish cuisine" and over the many hours you were there they heard you cussing in 6 different pleb languages at the nearly unfixable toilet and couldn't help but laugh. Then as you left covered in superior American feces one of the men stopped you to slip a $5 bill in your pocket and told you how it was a lot of money in your country and that you did a good job to earn it. Then they all clapped as you left the building.

Romania, Poland, etc. were soviet puppets.

Sweden was just cucks.

Sweden was just swedish

This is France.

So americans lost even tho they had

>South Vietnam
>South Korea
>Thailand
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Khmer Republic
>Kingdom of Laos
>Philippines
>China
>Canada
>West Germany
>United Kingdom
>Iran
>Spain
>Malaysia

At their side? KEK. That shit is hilarious. Americucks BTFO