Nigger jokes

What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit.

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What do you call a black president?
Prime ape

A nigger a spic and a good are going to rob you, you have a pistol with only 2 bullets. What do you do?

Shoot the nigger twice.

How do you starve a nigger?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots

What's the most confusing day in Harlem

Father's Day

What do you call a beautiful blonde woman shocked and pleased by what she is looking at?

A race mixer

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
Only the dog has skid marks leading up to it

remember that conflict with blacks is beneficial to the jew

its better to get along with blacks, while being cautious

treating them with respect is ultimately beneficial to white interests

Where does a black jew sit?

In the back of the oven

PSA: You don't have to be in Cred Forums to say "nigger" or be politically incorrect.

>treating them with 'respect'
Sounds like a good way to get killed in the knockout game
also
>treat them with respect
That's how you end up with pic related

what do niggers and bicycles have in common?
neither one will work without a chain.

I thought that was a tranny board

What do a whip and Uncle Tom's car have in common?

They both drive nigger to work.

how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

9 months

what does the black kid get for christmas?

Your bike

what do black men do after sex?

15 to life

why are all blacks fast?

All the slow ones are in jail

What would you call the flintstones if they were black?

Niggers

Why do niggers smell so bad?

So people who are blind and deaf can hate them too.

Personally, I think calling a black president "King Kong" is pretty funny

Not a joke per se, but a saying (translated).

The only 2 things a nigger cannot break is nigress' heart and a Chrysler Valiant's gearbox.

What's a nigger with a tail?

Taking a shit.

Why did the nigger need a blood transfusion?

He cut is lips.

What do you call a black man on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call 2 black men on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call all the blacks on the moon?
A problem solved.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

A nigger with a parrot walks into a bar.
Bartender, amazed, asks: Where did you get it?
and the parrot answers: Mate, there's like a billion of them in Africa

Lol.

Q: How did God create niggers?
A: Held a White man in the Sun to long by the lips.

Or held them, idk forgot how the punch line verse goes.

Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: a coon with a coupon.

What's the difference between a table and a black man? A table can support a family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A Jew doesn't scream when you put him in the oven

Why do niggers smell so bad? So even blind people can hate them!

I think you kinda messed up there buddy, usually my pizzas don't scream

Old, but still made me smile.

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pro hillary nerds bomb it

How many niggers does it take to pave a road?
One, if you hit them just right.

what does average american wife do when his husband is at work?

fuck very hard with niggers.

top kek very funny

what do call a black jew?

a blew

why are niggers eyes red after sex?

mace

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a chick?

throw them a basketball

Q.What you call 2 niggers stuck together.

A.Kitkat

Q.What you call a pool full of blacks

A.Coco pops

Q.What you call a group of niggers running down a hill

.A.Mudslide

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>Niggers
>Human

Kek

I don't get this joke.

And of course German is the one to know the difference in sounds jews and pizzas make in the oven.

You're a dumbass and a cuck.

Literally the same cucked ideology as Charlie Manson
>gee, those blacks won't murder me just for being white, I'm their ALLY!

>using the "jews were systematically murdered" meme
don't enable the globalists

Freedom of speech, you niggery fucking faggot

>Q.What you call a pool full of blacks
A rendering facility

What do you call white people running down a hill? An avalanche

What do you call brown "people" running down a hill? A mudslide

What do you call niggers running down a hill? A jail break

What's the difference between Luis Suarez and the KKK?

The KKK doesn't waste eight matches.

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