The Hillary campaign's phone banking system is entirely unsecured. You don't even need to verify an email address to sign up and start making calls.
Sure would be a shame if that basket of deplorables got their hands on this information.
ITT: we false-flag and make Hillary look bad. Be as obnoxious as possible to everyone you phone bank with in Hillary's name.
Pic related is our talking points. Feel free to add more.
Bump
MORE RECORDINGS
MORE
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bump
Wew no link?
How can I call from England via PC, is there a free way?
someone needs to start scraping names and phone numbers from the site and putting them on a public server for us to view.
THIS SHIT IS ILLEGAL YOU RETARDS.
MODS DELETE THIS SHIT NOW.
guys the goal is to misrepresent hillary and tell the hillary campaign that everyone is strong hillary so they divert resources elsewhere
THIS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IDIOTS?
for those just joining us
quit samefagging
KEK wills it. I'll say again forward the link to wikileaks!
did you forget about ID you fucking albanian cock sucker
record has been corrected, thanks serbia VPN CTR
>its the serbian samefag again
i told you this last thread and i'll tell you here too, please fuck off to Cred Forums
It's not illegal to call someone if you don't threaten them
It's not.
Exactly, we need to make sure all the swing states are "strong Hillary", they'll divert sources if they think it's in the bag
Even without ID's I'd know you're samefagging.
All right Pee Wee it's time to go phone some people.
fucking genious
do it ameribrahs!
Great idea user
Thanks for the keks
Just had a shouting match with a Hispanic person when I used that anons line about Hillary wanting to get rid of undesirables. Since we both had thick accents, neither of us could understand each other clearly and in the end I told him Hillary doesn't need your support.
What do
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doing god's work
Samefag Serbia every time. Your id is showing moron.
clear cookies, restart browser, worked for me.
Lets do this.
CALLING ALL PAJEETS, RAJEESHES, AND OTHER POOINLOOS
We need you pretending to be Hillary campaign staff. And then when you call potential voters, they'll think that Hillary outsourced her campaign
(((THEY))) SHUT IT DOWN
I WANT TO BELIEVE
kek. we've already called everyone on their list
my fucking sides have left earth
t. eternal serb
Every fucking time
i would pay money to have a recording of that
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Is it possible to do this with Skype? I would if that was the case.
Most of them are asleep. It's 3 AM.
Australia is no longer best friend
Usa and Loos New best friends
Go for it.
Sounds like an epic comedy skit desu.
Thanks based India you're doing Keks work
HOO LEE FUCK
just called some black old woman (seemed nice desu) and started talking to her in spanish. when she said smth like speak english please, i cant understand you, i told her in my worst accent that we would really appreciate african americans trying to integrate with their fellow people of colour and learn spanish.
lmfao she became all sassy and hung up
>we're the jews now
Which state we doing?
you have to switch states
I did 20 calls
Switched states
I'm german with a bavarian accent
Will this still be okay because of
>muh diversity
or better not?
Serbia what are you doing?
thru skype?
or maybe some other online phone service
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Fuck I just paid £10 of skype credits, it's cheaper than my mobile international calls.
I'm calling in fucking New Jersey.
you're good we're progressive here at CTR and the Hillary campaign be as deplorable as you want
use a VPN
REMEMBER:
Subtle racism, redpills, etc Just enough to piss them off but not too obvious. Troll subtly
Redstates blue, blue states red, swingstates blue.
When painting results, don't go fill red or blue, do about 80% +/-. Again subtly and less obvious.
Have fun all you banjo lipped faggots.
Haha that's awesome. Should have asked him if he had any computer trouble you could help him with while you had him on the line
Yes you can Skype these numbers, I've just been making everyone a 'Strong HRC' and 'Yes' for volunteering for DNC for the past hour,
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>skype
>microsoft owned voip
I couldn't use that if you paid me.
Vocaroo recordings
lel
make sure to switch it up
you're doing kek's work user
REMEMBER we are not only fucking with shillarys stat's, we are also preventing these brave souls from receiving actual propaganda from her
How can I help, goys?
lel
Absolutely Subversive
i have no way to call to the us, but i would gladly made some commi-style propaganda for hilarie
Then what to use? I can't use my cell phone.
This
We are the good guys
Why don't we harvest all these names and numbers and robocall them at 3 am
===COPY PASTA SO FAR FOR FUTURE THREADS, DONT FORGET THE IMAGES===
The Hillary campaign's phone banking system is entirely unsecured. You don't even need to verify an email address to sign up and start making calls.
Sure would be a shame if that basket of deplorables got their hands on this information.
ITT: we false-flag and make Hillary look bad. Be as obnoxious as possible to everyone you phone bank with in Hillary's name.
Pic related is our talking points/info. Feel free to add more.
LINKS:
hillaryclinton.com
SCRIPT LIST (Post as image in future threads) sli.mg
EXEMPLARY:
youtube.com
Bump for the best lulz in a while
not if you sign them up for volunteering
wtf
a certain % will convert to actual volunteers
Some talking points
I've been calling Louisiana for the past hour doing a foghorn leghorn accent pissing people off...
"I say boah, I garoonteee Clinton gonna ship dem coons out of hea' you hea?'
>Then what to use? I can't use my cell phone.
Yeah, this is why I can't call.
We have to mantain this General going strong, we could do some really good work if we keep it.
Any good talking points for someone with a strong spanish accent? They will think I'm a latino because of that.
Just noticed they don't have any swing states. so it's not going to help much. We cant over sample dems. to divert Clinton out of Trumps way for any of these states.
>That wasn't so bad, was it?
>Think you can do 10 more?
>Yup! Let's do 30.
Leftists even manage to come off as smug bastards through text
CALL OHIO
We're generally polite and most say we are the most important swing state.
Also: Make a plausible sounding name. This will cause much more confusion when they catch on and start locking things up to try and salvage things and sort legit from false results.
You just dont get quality shills like you used to
post recordings pls
Say your an illegal Mexican and without Clinton you would never be able to live the life luxury for free that you do now
praise Kek
Does this go on through the night? Can you get numbers at 4am local time? Getting calls all through the night will piss people off
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Thank you. I had ruff day.
Do it kiwi.
I'll just fill the forms without calling.
You still fuck up their stats, prevent obviously targeted people from being fed Shillary propaganda, and there's the off chance some DNC staff reads my comments about the alt right conspiracy.
kek that will work
just with your indian accent they are probably thinking that Hillary paid some indian call center to run her campaign instead of hiring US citizens.
Too many removals brother?
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I can't get into the phone banks anymore, anyone having the same problem?
Fuckin lol'd Louisiana is gonna be red
>You still fuck up their stats, prevent obviously targeted people from being fed Shillary propaganda, and there's the off chance some DNC staff reads my comments about the alt right conspiracy.
Already on it m8.
Its pretty funny tho
Just clean your cookies, restart your browser, and you're back in the game.
You'll loose your precious counter though.
I've been harvesting numbers and am setting up a callfire autodialer right now with "I'm Hillary Clinton and I approved this message"
youtube.com
set to start at 1am Eastern time and ring until it is answered.
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For the few times you put lean HRC, make sure to say 'yes' to volunteer willingness so a campaign organizer gets put in touch with them.
Had a chat with an SJW type Indian American woman. She recognized my accent immediately and asked me where I was from. I told her I was calling from Bangalore and Hillary paid me 10 cents per call. She said she was horrified and I was being exploited. These people are so gullible.
FUCKING KEK
>that text
>deceased
>my sides
>deceased
So tomorrow how will Clinton try to cover this up
Lmao
How many can you call? I can't call as I'm in Bongistan, but I can still gather the info and post them for maximum annoyance.
Oh god
user, we NEED a voocaroo of this. This is turning out to be a glorious thread. With voocaroos we could make it into one of the highlights of the election
MAKE VOOCAROOS
MAKE VOOCAROOS
MAKE VOOCAROOS
MAKE VOOCAROOS
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Hilloli approves this message.
God bless you Pajeet
I am the one to be removed from my own house.
Life is suffering.
pls be real
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wtf? i never said anything about asian americans or anything of the sort. they just decide to volunteer you?
Until the free credits run out, they give you 500 to start with, that should go for about 3 hours of continuous calls.
Vocarooz plz!
YES
You do not have to make any calls.
Just keep filling out forms to mess up their internal data.
They will allocate limited resources inefficiently, potentially wasting millions of dollars in donations.
If their data is compromised with enough trolls, they may have to trash the whole system.
Cred Forums hasn't been this fun in awhile. Good shit lads.
They have Virginia
Aus/NZ has evening when it's the middle of the night in America. Wouldn't want Clinton to be responsible for 2am calls
VPN ready, i say i'm a student at NYU since last year. I have acting experience (theater) i will do a good job
>ACHTUNG!
That sucks man, where are you living now?
That's glorious
Keep at it
LOOK AT THIS
REALIZE IT
You should have asked her if she would adopt your youngest child as a house cleaner.
This is some old school Cred Forums fun going on here, someone tell /b
>"Did you know that Hillary Clinton is boldly leading the fight against neo-nazi frog cartoons on Twitter?"
FUCK ME I JUST SENT THIS IMAGE IN AN EMAIL TO THE PLACE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STARTING WORK AT.
THEY WERE LOOKING FOR A REFERENCE SO COPIED AND PASTED THE EMAIL OF MY LAST EMPLOYER AND SENT IT
BUT I HAD THIS IN MY CLIPBOARD INSTEAD AND SENT IT WITHOUT CHECKING.
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO, SENT AN EMAIL APOLOGISING PROFUSELY ALREADY.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
>She said she was horrified and I was being exploited.
bahahahah
are we sure this is legal?
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No is better, some of them may actually want to help and it starts a follow up
Noice. Post proof.
lel ya dun goofed
based pajeet doing gods work
Well ill find something. Got few friends who could help me.
Anons, pls make voocaroo great again
Burn the bridge and move on, there are many other bridges to cross.
>When the phone at the white house rings at 2am, who do you want to have answer? Hillary or Trump?
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Keep up the good work lads
the shills are SCRAMBLING
wtf, Friendship ended with UK, Pajet my best friend now
now look what you did faggot
You dun goofed. Get a new job
lol
whoa.
Sorry but im laughing hard. You should hope that your boss is pro-trump.
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Use PhoneBurner instead, their free trials are longer.
o lawd
I approve
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Too fucking obvious.
SUBTLE
otherwise results will probably be thrown out when they figure out what's happening
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Wheres the ctr name list>
Quality
Here you are sir, one (1) free pass to NOT poo in the loo.
>can't access phone banks anymore
>make other account
This account is already tainted, when I make another I'll go softer.
holy shit this
investigation leads back to themselves
Keep your head up lad
Clinton's campaign is an absolute mess. Sad!
Good luck on that phone bill, lad.
>mfw the people in charge of the phone banking system will report to hillary the great increase in phone bank participants and not that 90% of the new participants are trying to crash her campaign
>mfw they let us keep doing this to keep reporting improving numbers
Kek'd
Jesus some of these people don't even know a word of English. There were two Hispanic voters who just kept shouting gibberish at me. So I kept shouting back "Ella no morira"(she won't die) until they hung up.
brilliant
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LeoDiCaprioLaughing.jpeg
Fuck that reminds me I got a bottle of grey goose for my birthday a week ago about to get comfy and make some calls
kek
underrated
Pretty high chance that your employer will send this to the cops and well, depends of the laws in your area really. Is hentai Loli illegal? Or only real life cp?
Time for some 3:00 a.m Benghazi phone calls famalams
I am Hilary Clinton and I approve of this 3:00 a.m. Message
Tell them your phone got stolen
nah not really
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You guys should be vocaing your calls for posterity. This can be compiled into a single audio file and posted on youtube later for laughs. just make sure to edit out the names of people
This is why i love India
Pajeet i wont meme against you anymore my friend.
Blame it on stonetear or Putin
Pic related is from the forms for a AAPI movement. Fucking Clinton campaign instructing its operators to lie about being the same ethnicity.
For the lulz, here are some random Pajeets to annoy in Virginia,
Anjali Sharan
(703) 409 - 8159
Rajendra K. Johar
(703) 924 - 1715
Roderick T. Chen
(703) 999 - 5883
Jyoti R. Iyer
(571) 299 - 6655
Kum S. Song
(703) 733 - 0834
Lalit Jain
(703) 848 - 0303
Himanshu Shrivastava
(703) 641 - 8727
Andrew G. Shin
(703) 915 - 9113
Abu H. Saiful
(703) 737 - 7737
Sanjay S. Patel
(540) 710 - 1347
Vasantha K. Rayman
(703) 256 - 3599
Rajashree S. Naddoni
(703) 447 - 0989
Vijay K. Petwal
(703) 282 - 1772
How is this even allowed? No screening before showing people targeted people to call. Considering our 6 gorillonz stupid regulations of everything, it would blow my mind that one of the rare understandable regulation would be against this.
>September 25th, 2016
>Our top story: Trump supporters organize to harass registered Democrats
>Names of harassers discovered through their parents' cell phone bills
>Investigators working to determine whether the acts constitute voter intimidation
>Trump has dropped 20 points nationally, since the scandal broke
Pls record Pajeet
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"MOAR!!!"
>prankowl
underrated
kekaroni
i'm putting down everyone for very interested in volunteering
Don't forget this!
TOP KEK
thank you for correcting the record
I tried but I'm getting too much background noise and the voices were not clear.
>mfw this whole glorious thread
>HUUURRRRRRRRRR
Fuck you, Serb
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your doing keks work my friend
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Seriously though guys is this legal?
Even if it isn't I'm worried trump will be blamed anyways for our shenanigans
Posting in epic alt right conspiracy
Can I call via Skype?
jesus the media are slow as fuck if it's gonna take them that long to break a story.
although it would once again be good to show off how shit Hilldog is at running computer systems
Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high;
Where knowledge is free;
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by narrow domestic wars;
Where words come out from the depth of truth;
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection;
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;
Where the mind is led forward by thee into ever-widening thought and action -
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake.
>all these fake and gay posts
reminder to post actual vocaroos
You forgot
>Kremlin involvement suspected.
I'm trying but there's too much background noise.
NOW you're thinking!
These have at the very least been a great source of laughter.
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true aryan
yes, and you don't actually need to call
He's hitler how much worse could it get.
This thread is 100% gold.
i know, but it'll be fun
by calling you can literally take voters away from her
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POST PROOF.
new funniest false flag right here, folks
The big bad frog worshipers will be blamed just like Assange is blamed for the mail leaks. In the end, the normies will never know the particulars or th elulzs that were had, but will simply hear another story proving the DNC epic incompetence.
SOMEONE PLEASE RECORD THIS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES
Website down for everyone or just me?
ill reply to you so you dont have to reply to yourself again
Literally dubs
What do you mean by not actually calling?
wtf i love india now
NEED MOAR PARTICIPANTS
The more accent you use, the more they will pretend like they understand you and keep saying "yes...uh huh" because muh diversity
shut up incap
The longer this goes unnoticed, the better
The media will find out eventually, and try to blame it on trump. Hopefully the narrative will be the alt right striking back against hillary after her comments,
>Seriously though guys is this legal?
you have no legal obligation to represent hillary's campaign. they have a completely open system that allows literally anyone to jump on and start making calls. they only have themselves to blame.
Most of them are not picking up but I convinced one of them that my boss will only pay me if the call is over 3 minutes. So she asked me who I was, how much I earned through this, how many people were doing this, etc. I told her I was working for 10$ a day with 100 other people in Bangalore. She said she lost respect for Hillary after this. She was genuinely concerned for me desu.
What's a good fake phone service to use for this?
You have to pay a fee to call any number through Skype,but I don't think it's a lot
>Website down for everyone or just me?
Plz respond
Are we sure that giving peoples information to random strangers is legal?
skype
take indian accent, make them think they have a call center in india
youtube.com
Just called a black dude. I kept bugging him about Hillary to the point where he finally said "You wanna know who I'm voting for nigga!? You REALLY wanna know who I'm voting for nigga!? DONALD G. TRUMP (not sure what the g stands for but whatever.) DAS RIGHT HAHA DONALD G TRUMP GONA BE CALL ME NOW NIGGA DAS RIGHT! GO TO HELL!"
And then hung up.
This stuff really does work.
ahhahahahahahahhaha
doing kek's work pajeet
SOMEONE POST IT
>240 replies
>not a single vocaroo
you are all cucks
Black people get their j's and g's messed up somehow
Still works for me.
God, Kek and Brahma bless you Pajeet.
Your story hits exactly all the soft points.
i did about 70 before it shut me down
RECORD FOR BOARD PAJEET
most people aren't actually calling, they're just filling out the form with memes
Nothing else she's done for the past decade is so it's kind of a grey area that evens out.
I will never make a poo in da loo joke ever again
pls no shart in mart as well from you
>Still works for me.
Looks like they blocked all tor nodes then, just times it straight away. Someone is watching us.
It was down for me, just made another account and it's working again.
>250 posts and not a single vocaroo
>paste a huge image into an email instead of text
>do not notice
>pretend on Cred Forums
get help
Anyone that does this is gonna feel silly when you won't be able to get anyone to listen to you. They hear hillary campaign they'll just say fuck off or hang up.
Pooninloo will be killed by killarys hench men tomorrow.
Praise kek for this. Someone needs to get on making MSM report on Hillary making all this information public and insecure. Alex Jones? Well, maybe AFTER they find a way to block it. Too many keks to be had.
Top KEK
ABSOLUTELY DEVIOUS
He looks like Buddha in that pic.... yes this is a request to a drawfag
Please no. Cred Forums will ruin this.
>Looks like they blocked all tor nodes then
Nope, I'm retarded, just needed to clear cookies.
You mean barbell related accident right?
It's already in the white pages faget
Your a magnificent bastard, Pajeet.
Tip of my pipo for you.
dude if you could get a recording of something like this it would be legendary
Forgot the final part.
wtf I like India now
I fully aggree, we must do what we can to prevent a crook to become president, no matter the means.
Indian Callcenter guy. PLEASE RECORD YOUR CALLS!
I finally got in. Turns out they won't accept the name "James Russel."
What state? I'm thinking 'Zona.
I'm definitely going to wait until late at night to make some calls for Hillary. People will be more receptive then.
>God with a lowercase g
Suggestion
Offer cash or fresh fruit for vote
Ask if willing to claim trump sexually assaulted them
Ask i willing to participate in fake school shooting
Ask if they had sexual relations with Bill and if no apologize and say ;if you change your mind she's prepared to make an offer'
Over a voucher for a free abortion
Ask if they own guns and then say you've been added to our database.
i apologize for all the indian jokes ive ever made
fuck this gave me a boner
im fucking degenerate guys :(
do either Virginia or Pennsylvania
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Sweet fucking BUMP
I tried to but there's too much background noise and you can't really hear anything.
Genius!!!
VOCAROO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING FAGGOOOOOOOTSSSSSSS!!!!!!
>spanish option
kek
Okay, I think I'll do PA.
What is this memetastic shit Shadling
Kekasaurus rex
Yes do PA and talk about how bad coal is and how she's going to put them all out of business.
I might get suicided by Hillary.
RECORD THIS GOLD YOU FAGGOTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>implying this isn't one big honey trap set by the Clinton campaign themselves to bait these autists into harrasing voters
>sure would clear up that deplorable she made when they blast "BANJO LIPPED NIGGER" on CNN
abort.
>tomorrow in the news
>"Alt-right strikes back at the Clinton campaign"
Just say you are Syrian. Americans won't know any better.
So skype and google voice works with a VPN works?
I'm on the west coast so I'll be doing this all night after work.
I recently quit plating EVE Online and I need a creative shitpositing outlet.
You only have to make an account, and you can do so unlimitedly multiple times? Does it check your IP or anything
LOOK AT THIS FLAG
R A R E ?
A
R
E
?
What a crying shame
Stop shitting in the streets Sanjeet.
Jersey is barely Rare.
Lol funniest thing I saw today. Start looking for another job kid,you dun goofed.
>not home
Here's another script in case you ever wanted to be a
>moderate islamist.
This is fun guys. =]
What is that
Thank god I'm sitting on the loo, because I laughed so hard, I sharted.
>captcha TEA
Oh my, this is going to be baaaad
rare
Brilliant
Alright people I'm going to sleep now. Sorry I couldn't get you any recordings. I'll try a better microphone tomorrow. Keep doing God's work. Just hope I don't have a barbell accident anytime soon.
Be careful about recording phone calls, depending on the state where you are calling from and calling to, it may be illegal.
Be careful, lads.
Okay then, this is what I was worried about legally speaking. I'm still worried about the media catching wind of this and blaming Trump though.
On the flipside how is she going to explain leaving peoples details up in her campaign system hanging bare ass naked on the net for internet pranksters to mess with
Think it looks worse for her.
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This could be good for our foreign friends. You don't even have to actually call to do this do you?
The Bernie Sanders campaign managed to set up a free way for Europeans to call in.
You are a god Pajeet. May your sleeps be full of beautiful women and porcelain streets.
This. Say how she's going to reduce coal industry to help fight global warming
RIP in peace Patel
pajeet, you are honorary white from this day forward. this is seriously the funniest shit I've read from a poo in looer.
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Newfags lurk moar
For fuck sake's, I couldn't keep my cool this time.
I exploded laughing at some nigger getting all "hey I'm gonna bust my pussy ya". We aren't used to ebonics here.
Apparently not. It doesn't check that the email is real either.
NEW THREAD
MIGRATE LEGALLY
THIS IS MY LAST ONE SO SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE THE NEXT ONE
nubred needed
You can get a phone recording device that plugs into your phone. I would only recommend someone outside of US jurisdiction doing this part though.
Just modified part of the script, on mobile so can't add to image but how's this:
>Hillary Clinton believes that we are stronger with diversity. She believes that America succeeds when we work to build an economy that works for everyone, not just white America. She believes that we’re safer as a nation when we work with our allies to promote their country's growth, unlike Donald Trump who has demonstrated that he will seriously harm global security and economy by visiting discussing "win-win" trade deals with China, Mexico, etc. America is still in the position to be the hero to other countries, and boost the rest of the world selflessly.
Pajeet you forgot to add that if Hillary doesn't win then she won't pay you, so please please please vote Hillary.
Tell them it was (((Russian Hackers)))
You're fucking terrible at this
NEW BREAD MIGRATE LEGALLY
THIS IS MY LAST ONE SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE OVER
NEW THREAD
links no working need new thread
posting in ebin
Toasting in ebin bread
Was it your accent or the loud background noise as you shit out your window, Pajeet?