Be me

>be me
>have my birthday on the 26th of this month
>presidential debate is scheduled for the same day
>mfw the best birthday gift will be watching Trump destroy Shillary

Lucky.

>mfw the best birthday gift will be watching Trump destroy Shillary

Let's make it happen.

>>have my birthday on the 26th of this month
I turn 27. You?

>inb4 18

Me too :^)

Kek wills it.

Happy Birthday, bro.

Jammy bastard. That being said, my birthday is today, so if any big happening occurs in the next 24 hours that'll be enough of a gift for me.

happy birthday you lucky mother fucker

czech'd

Oh fuck, didn't even see my trips at first. Praise kek

post the real one faggot

I had to see if I worked on the 26th and I don't.
I'll celebrate your birthday with you OP

My birthday is today and I got nothing. I wanted Mugabe to die. Will kek bless me by the end of the night?

He wills it. Happy birthday user.

I would say we share the same birthday but because of the time difference I'm guessing yours is the 19th.

My birthday is on Wednesday. Between work and school I'll be working for 12 hours and away from home for about 14. I live alone and none of my family is in town/ever talks to me. I think I'm going to get really drunk by myself and cry.

Anyways, happy B Day user.

>birthday is january 11th
>nothing every happens except for people dying because it's too early in the year

thanks for sharing it, tosser

what happening did you have in mind?

May kek bless our birthdays with great happenings

plz be my ai gf

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>check schedule
>I don't work 26 and 27

OH MY GOD

OH

MY

GOD