Brit/pol/ - Boris edition

>Theresa May rounds on EU leaders who criticise Brexit telling them they will have to sign a deal with UK
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/19/theresa-may-rounds-on-eu-leaders-who-criticise-brexit-telling-th/

>Theresa May to tell world leaders that Britain has 'a right' to protect its borders
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/18/theresa-may-to-tell-world-leaders-that-britain-has-a-right-to-pr/

>London’s Muslim Mayor Tells New York And London to Get Used to Terrorism
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/19/londons-muslim-mayor-tells-new-york-terror-attacks-normal-trump-scapegoating/

>Activists organise white only foodbank in Glasgow
eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14750935.Neo_Nazi_gang_organise_white_only_foodbank_for__soup_kitchens_of_hate__in_Glasgow_streets/

>No EU deal is better than a bad deal, Theresa May is told
express.co.uk/news/politics/711932/No-EU-Brexit-deal-better-bad-deal-Theresa-May-Tory-party

>Lib Dem split emerges over policy of seeking second EU referendum
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/19/lib-dem-split-emerges-over-policy-of-seeking-second-eu-referendum

>Labour front bench: 14 'would return' if Corbyn wins
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37400280

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First for Amelia.

LET THE THREAD...BEGIN!

First for Perfidious Albion

GOOD MORNING, ladiesandgentlemen from across TIME and the multiverse. It's come to my attention that there's been a lot of Woesposting lately and.... frrrrranklyyyyy.... I. DON'T. LIKE. THAT.

Are Portsmouth and Plymouth based? I'm considering moving to either one (i'd take any suggestions). I just want to live a peaceful English life without pic related everywhere

bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37412233

This cunt is positioning himself to become PM one day,

Why does this fat cunt keep getting posted?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>NEO-NAZIS with the slogan “Hitler was Right” have bragged about setting up a food bank for “whites only” on the streets of Glasgow
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vile-neo-nazi-gang-set-8866054

Carlisle is probably one of the whitest cities

How accurate is this?

Please no

BREGGZIT

No. There is no place to run to, and even if there were it would not remain pure for long. We must take back what is ours.

Move to Cardiff.

What's this guys deal? I keep seeing a drawn image of him and a bottle of Sainsbury's squash, and another with pissjugs. Is he a legitimate commentator or does he think he's doctor who

Please tell me he doesn't have a chance.

Deepest Dorset.

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He's the foremost commentator on UK current affairs on Youtube. When he speaks, others listen.

yeah no, he will never be PM. The north would completely vote UKIP if he ever became labour leader.

we might not be redpilled but no fucking way is the uk voting for a mudslime.

I would leave in an instance if he became Pm.

I also fucking hate his accent. Fucking wanker.

He'd never win, he's hated outside of London, and within 5 years there won't be a unified Labour party for him to run with

Nah, he doesn't stand a chance ever getting elected as Labour leader let alone becoming PM.

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No way, not outside of Londonistan.

>Labour winning an election with a paki at the helm
The north would be purple in 2 seconds flat.

Smh, if the UK's foremost political commentator is drinking Sainsbury's squash instead of proper cordial we're fucked

Is the north a big factor in elections? I thought the UK population was concentrated in the southeast.

Really made me think...

Bit gay

He's hated in London, I voted for Goldsmith, it's fucking UAF shills and Labour vote rigging again. The dumb paki can't even do anything because of the Conservatives blocking his shit.

He's such a stupid fucking ackbar face.

Doesn't matter dude due to how FPTP works. SNP got 50 mp's with about 2% of the total vote iirc

Cute

It has some major cities, and all the constituencies outside cities are Conservative anyway.

As white as Argentina.

I challenge anyone here to offer a worse County Flag than this piece of shit

So that Jack thing was posted on Reddit, haha.

reddit.com/r/Cred Forums/comments/53japj/britpol_gives_jack_pickup_advice/

How exactly is he "hated?" Newcastle don't even know who the fuck he is. He's not hated but he would be in he became Labour leader.

I also think he is a shit speaker and not charismatic.

Fucking Labour. I can't wait for them to go the way of the Lib Dems

Zac Goldsmith is such a damp squib. He's nothing compared to his Dad

If he is hated then how did he crush Goldsmith? He's not hated. He's a twat but he has good support.

I wonder if there will be a party split after Corbyn wins the leadership challenge.

Yes the North is and not every borough in London votes for Labour. The shit hole boroughs like Tower Hamlets/Waltham Forest/Newham/Haringey/Hackney etc all vote Labour and they are all run down shit pits, I mean really fucking run down and filled with Muslim niggers.

Big cities like Liverpool, Manchester, Teeside etc are all Labour strongholds and they need those seats to ever get a majority.
The people there are also overwhelmingly white, working class and increasingly abandoning labour over immigration.
Here's a map of constituencies all made equal in size.

He's some alt-right figurehead

Demographics

>how to ensure fucking white males never vote for labour ever again
We should be lobbying for Khan to become labour leader. We should be joining labour so that we can vote for him. Better they show their true colours now rather than further down the demographic road.

He's hated in London (trust me). Sadly Brits are a minority here.

Pakis don't hate him. That's his support.

is jack here tonight or did he kill himself

these stormfags imported poles to do the protest for them kek.

>the white male must be re-defined to the lowest denominator

Who /can't wait until lines are redrawn here/
Labour kill forever

Muslim bus drivers son vs Jewish trust fund baby. Plus Zac Goldsmith is as like a wet blanket, lesser of two evils I guess

He has the paki strongholds and those outnumber the Conservative areas unfortunately.

Besides it was sort of close iirc Zac got what? 42/43% of the vote? Considering the media slammed him constantly for being a toff.

I didn't mind him, he seemed nice and I'd rather him than some Islamic loving nutcase that keeps running his mouth about Trump, Khan needs to shut the fuck up and just stick to shilling for his Tooting constituents instead of acting like a Prime Minister (never gonna happen, ever!)

They need to fucking die, all of them and that cunt Stella Creasy helped get Jane Austen on a £10 note, a cunt muncher over Darwin.

FUCK I MAD.

In Londonistan. Literally every paki in Tower Hamlets voted for him and filled out postal votes for their entire extended family back in Pakistan. Pakis have one of the lowest turnout rates in the country otherwise. They're like niggers with Obama.

>Manchester
>The people there are also overwhelmingly white

m8, manchester is less than 60% white

never er fucking go to portsmouth for anything
it is one of the most scummy shit places in the country

t. saints supporter

seriously though
ive been there so many times
never again

I'm predicting one. Backbenchers have already told Owen that if he loses, he's to form his own centre left party and ditch Corbyn.

If that happens, "Labour" will have to undergo plastic surgery, because it'll just be champagne socialists and anarchists. That leaves UKIP and the SNP as the only possible candidates for HM's opposition

>t. JIDF

More importantly can we track down Kitty, sleep with her and Cuck Jack?

rly

Don't forget the dead relatives that passed away 20 years ago, they also voted for Khan, just like they voted for Lutfur Rahman.

Fucking pakis, you give them a little tiny inch of power and they just can't handle it, they sell off listed buildings, they scam and lie and cheat.

>Are Portsmouth and Plymouth based?

What a terrible question. Both cities despise each other.

Portsmouth is shit btw

don't forget the rape gangs user

Lads who are worse, Gypsies or Muzzies?

>Greater Manchester

Oh no, we mustn't forget about them!

>Which is worse, lung cancer or skin cancer?

Both need to be gassed.

not so much concerned as amused. More polish show up for nazi outings than british people. Not really ironic, they're white but it's odd and I'd prefer they stayed in fucking poland.

That makes no sense.

If the people voted for him to become leader, then he wasn't really hated in the first place. Maybe he is now, I don't know, but he wasn't hated when he got elected.

He's a slimy fucking bellend but he's got good support.

>he seemed nice
Exactly he was the epitome of Tim nice but dim. Even without Khan being Muslim and minority vote that brings, the majority of London has always been a Labour loving cesspit. Mayor of London will be the pinnacle of his short lived career

Elaborate please, or is it just because of football you went in wanting to hate it. Also, is Southampton a good place to move? I looked at the demographics and it seemed more "enriched" than Portsmouth and definitely more than Plymouth.

Based West Country

>Remove default postal votes.
>Make criteria for getting a postal vote stricter
>Require people to show ID at the polls.

Problem solved

>My question is dumb because I don't know the innerworkings of city to city rivalry's in southwest England
>what

Can you explain why Portsmouth is shit? I've heard this from a couple of people but I simply haven't visited

I do have a few good red pilled Pakis. They fucking despise the typical pakis though. They even told me that they wished they were born white and English because they hate to be associated with those half breeds.

I feel bad for them.

>SNP
Only if conservatives get the other 550 seats (leaving out NI)

I completely agree but will they do this? No, they love rigging! RIG IT ALL!

I don't like Khan, the small number of us whites that live in London voted for Zac and instead we've got some Labour cunt and I don't know, Ken Livingstone was an absolute fucking failure cunt as well. Boris was the only decent one we've had.

Come to the Isle of Wight if you want wight people... and no job. Southampton is nicer, and richer. Probably a fair few undesirables in both of them.

My advice is to go to neither. Or just visit them all.

>greater
>2001

Fuck me. You live in the US. Go to Utah or Alaska. Why the fuck do you want to come here? US is massive and has what you want and you don't need to move thousands of miles.

Honourary.

Freddos

From the two choices, I would guess he works in marine engineering or something?

I think a girl at my uni wants muh dick

She messaged me this morning telling me to meet her at lunch, and said she had to go to a meeting in the morning girls dressing like slits with a winky face.

Should I fuck off with her one afternoon lads?

20p
JUST

>Can you explain why Portsmouth is shit?

I can't even begin to explain.

I mean, I legitimately can't. I've never been there.

Portsmouth has dog shit everywhere

nice - shame they aren't the types we've been importing. The ones on the demos seem really shit tier.

pic related

Sure, if you don't mind going bankrupt

Freddos m8

We can't get them here for any price

I once got a Britfriend to smuggle me some, he charged me $10 for twenty Freddos

Start up an online convo and let us use our vast pool of knowledge to help out, you can be Jack 2.0 bit this time you'll get the girl.

>WHSmith prices

Marry her and propagate the white race within the bonds of holy matrimony. Bitches love that.

Florida, California, Alaska. Or go to Quebec City in Canada.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3796245/Teenager-15-horrifically-beaten-animal-girl-gang-lured-trap-set-upon.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

>Peaceful minorities provoked to attack by racist society.

Hell no, I'm from the NE, I'm used to suburban, and for my early childhood, city life. I'm not going completely rural areas with nobody I know around for thousands of miles just because people there are white. Plus america is kinda shit, even though the UK has a problem with "enrichment" and insane "hate speech" laws it still beats places like Utah and Alaska and my hometown of Lancaster.

They didn't do nothing you bigot, it's just teenage hi-jinks.

you know literally nothing about this country. fuck off

Oh, you're just one of those self hating "foreign places are so INTERESTING" types.

Fuck off, we've already got enough of you cunts. Try eastern europe.

>animal-girl-gang

would watch this TV show desu

Well, it's not exactly socially acceptable to save Western civilisation and the white race publicly. Yet. Someone has to be in the front line.

I don't know what you want that you can't get in the US. Apart from cheaper healthcare and an absence of guns on the street.

Go to Cornwall for a holiday. Check it out. Southampton, Plymouth, Cornwall.

Also be nice, so long as he's white, he's alright.

No more Muslims!

Can't remember the last time I walked into one.

Probably 30p by now. 31p by the time I post this.

Freddo
Decent tea
Yorkshire pud

>would watch this TV show desu
discoveryuk.com/animalplanet/

Should have the days it's on.

true true - do they have to make an effort to look like cunts while doing it though?

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Hang those fat niggers

Not everyone can be pretty like you user.

I hate Yorkshire pudding.

>Aside from cheaper healthcare and absence of guns on the street

You are talking about that as if these are small issues. I'd just like to live somewhere safe and white that isn't full of poor and dumb people. Every time something goes right in America it's ruined by shitskins, the only way to escape them is to live a thousand miles away from everyone I know in a poorer rural area.

>Self hating

Realizing that your town being taken over by Puerto Ricans who commit crime and who have literally murdered each other a block away from my home is a bad thing isn't "self hatred." I wish their was more we could do, but even a huge portion of white people are dumb enough to vote for democrats and open borders. I love America, or at least what it once was, but it's now unfixable.

I like it if it's homemade.

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You think that the US is more far gone than the UK? Not too sure I agree with you fampai

>it's now unfixable
I don't think so.

It is m8.

Fucking hell

Boris was great because he realised the position has no power and that his job was PR for business and tourism in London. Fuck His cycle lane down the embankment though fucking ridiculous

True user, but when faggots go out of their way to look like cunts while claiming a cause - I call shenanigans.

pic related

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>I love my country for what it once was
Same can be said here.

>60%

Their are a few white places in america that want to stay white, but they are all pretty rural, shitty, and far away from anyone I know.

Drinking some golden syrup lads.

In terms of skin colour, the UK is worse off. But safety? We're far better off. You want shitskins and Niggers with guns? Fuck that.

Book a trip to Cornwall and move from Cornwall to Plymouth and Bournemouth etc. Cornwall is a gorgeous place but it's not well off economically. But it's very white and safe. ( I assume your notion of violence is when shootings happen whereas ours is just niggers going into a fight).

Book a holiday. What can go wrong?

Sigourney Weaver liked Cornwall apparently.

Got laid tonight lads how did I do?

Wait until 2024, even if Trump wins this election the in the future Republicans can never win a presidency without pandering to spics and open border freaks. Basically because of the demographic takeover forced by democrats no party that ever wants to win will be able to in the next decade without saying anyone who is anti open borders is racist. Even the wall and a full deportation of all illegals won't fix it since the legals breed like rabbits. America becoming minority white, and a country completely hostile and openly racist towards whites, is inevitable and not even Trump can change that.

youtube.com/watch?v=SXNke559QcI

Theresa May is weak; She's not a Thatcher. Prepare for Norway-style EU deal.

My family is going on a vacation to England sometime in the next two years, I'll try to push for Cornwall.

>It makes you think, though

man the harpoons

I think the vast majority of those lads' hearts are in the right place. Personally I prefer a world with National Action in it. I won't say you're completely wrong though. And neither would Nick Griffin's bodyguard.

youtube.com/watch?v=1RoVYOUJMcY

Wouldn't be surprised

Why aren't you fags in Budapest making babies and saving the white race?

This.

Trump, if he wins, will be the last full white American.

You see how the GOP were pushing Jeb (bilingual), Rubio (Spic) and Cruz (Spic) so hard?

America's demographics are FUCKED. The white vote is becoming more and more insignificant as the niggers and mexishits breed like dogs.

Black and Spic presidents will be more and more frequent. A black, Spanish speaking woman would be the typical president in 2020+.

>In terms of skin colour, the UK is worse off

what?

The UK is considerably more white than the US

No need to thank us lad, just doing what's best for the country. Remember when we crashed the Lib Dems, silly cunts actually thought those Devon and Cornwall seats were safe.

We have different definitions of white than Brazil

Even a 1 day visit.

How old are you senpai?

2/10

Just gas them mate.

4>3>1>2

Not really talking numbers but would you rather have a Paki or a Hispanic?

Syrian.

Hearts in the right place no doubt. It's not a new formula for the security services though, C18 was the same thing. I'd prefer the action without the obvious negative attention seeking.

>This won't be treated as racially motivated assault

Imagine if the roles were reversed, we wouldn't hear the fucking end of it.

Fuck off nigger. You've been told before.

Stop absorbing american nonsense. Hispanic is not a race, it is a language group. Most Hispanics are white.

The word you're looking for is Mestizo. And the meaningful comparison for Uk-Us would be
>would you rather have a Paki or a Black?

Theres a sexy syrian swimmer. Think she is called Yusra Mardini or something

Hmmmm... try harder

I'm pretty confident she's underage m8

UKIP opposition when?

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> Most Hispanics are white.

They're not true white since true whites don't behave like them. That's like saying Brazilians are white. Hispanics can look as dark as indians.

>if she's bled

NOW

>Most Hispanics are white


NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Puerto Ricans have taken over my town recently, they range from anywhere to spanish to full out black. I was literally talking to this girl who I have known for years who I thought was black this whole time who was actually Puerto Rican. Probably 10% of the "Hispanics" in america in pass as white, the rest range anywhere from brown to lightskinned black.

Never. They are a completely spent force.

She's 18.

>Most Hispanics are white.
I don't think it's the white ones that the wall is needed for user.

Were there calls to "get used" to terrorist attacks during the troubles?

Fuck these hypocritical cunts.

The united states was fucking based up until the late 90's....none of you realize just how awesome it was growing up in a white america that really didnt give a fuck about political correctness or muh feelings once you got outside the university of the washington beltway.

A wholesome America where local community was strong, neighbors hung out and went to block parties - a White America. Growing up, my relations were 99% white with the oddball spic or blackie - and I'm talking suburban LA.

An America will all the boys joined the boy scouts, the girls joins the girl scouts and sold cookies. An America where your friends dad would take you all to the baseball game, America's pastime (not anymore). An America where when you turned on the TV you'd see awesome commercials of cool white boys playing with hotwheels or super soakers, not some WE WUZ KINGS athlete trying to indoctrinate you into rap culture.

Remember skinny jeans? No, fuck that! No one fucking wore that faggoty shit. I didn't roll down in "da hood" with my homies, me and my friends played dirt clod wars or baskebetall at the local park. Video games?? For losers...and if we did play, it was something like NFL Blitz...not some RPG where we had to have gay romance shoehorned in.

Gays didn't exist. We went to church on Sundays. On saturdays, we played baseball at the local little league, not soccer.

Only weirdos used snowboards. Real men (and women) skied.

FUCK WHY CANT WE GO BACK

Cool teeth, Ahmed.

>The united states was fucking based up until the late 90's

Stopped reading there.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1gbKW_Wgk

If if wasn't for the draconian laws about snooping and the utter contempt for personal privacy, I think I'd love Theresa May.

She kicks ass in the Commons, is pushing forward with Brexit and seems like she's against safespaces and uncontrolled immigration.

BRING IT BACK

Even the blacks in the 70's were based. They grew up knowing the harshness of slavery and segregation and were obedient people. I call them blacks.

Now we have niggers who burn the US flag and claim a conspiracy that the police like shooting them whenever they go.

Funny how at the start, ethnic minorities were based/ok. Then you let them flood in and suddenly it turns to shit.

I don't understand your point. Obviously the people you look at and think of as "Hispanic" aren't white; they're Mestizo. You can't tell by looking at the white ones.

Niggers were never ok.

vocaroo.com/i/s0cwq8mpVPt8

Why? Labour is falling apart and will be replaced by UKIP in the north

Do not watch if you have a feels condition.

youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

>Even the blacks in the 70's were based.

Stopped reading there mate.

>89547980
>You're playing Pokemon Go and are looking down at your phone
>You walk into the nigger in pic
>"white boi, what tha fuk you do dat fo'?"
what do?

>She kicks ass in the Commons

From what I've seen of her she's not as sharp or witty as Big Dave but she puts Corbyn in his place well enough.

Niggers are never ok.

Black people are ok.

Red Pilled Black people are hard to find but not impossible.

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Blacks are never ok. All blacks are niggers.

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Dave was a master at one lines. May so blatantly has quips pre written. Dave could whip one out there and then.

Having said that, Farage is better than Dave and Trump is the king of jokes.

>Why?

Because UKIP doesn't actually have a platform on which to run, anymore. It was a collection of varied views and positions that all disagreed with eachother, who all agreed on one point: leaving the EU.

Now that's been decided, UKIP is falling apart. It's like when leftist revolutionaries or islamists overthrow a government then shatter into infighting between fifty factions.

>You're playing Pokemon Go and are looking down at your phone
>You walk into the nigger in pic
>"white boi, what tha fuk you do dat fo'?"
what do?

Simply not true. I have 2 red pilled black friends.

>"playing into the hands" of Islamic State militants.

Give him the phone to get it over with and call the insurance company when I get home.

Stab him in his eye socket and gauge his fucking eyeball out with my pocket knife? Then procede to mace him?

Oh fuck off, I hate that "I only call people niggers if they ACT like niggers, I'm not racist at all!" bullshit.

If you're racist, then just be racist. If you weren't racist, you wouldn't choose a word with racial connotation to describe a group of people for whom you could easily show your contempt by choosing other, unbiased words.

You just want to feel edgy by using a 'bad word'.

Fuck off nigger lover.

UKIP are dead, they needed to become more leftwing on economics while becoming more anti-immigration to win the North but the retards elected a lolbertarian who wants to cut everything so it will never happen. They will stay stagnant at 12% for the foreseeable future.

t. Northerner

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That's a really good explanation.
I hope they can get their shit together soon

where are you from goy

>Everyone who's a foreigner is a nigger

Nice mate.

He's a nigger whose name is Anglo-Killer. Do not reply. Filter and ignore.

What's your argument now?

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PMQ's will never be the same without him, I just can't look forward to a session with May v Corbyn they're both so dull.

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Yet they're still here.

Bite me.

I was in Brazil for the Olympics. Rio was a smelly, dirty city. Sorry that you have to live; don't imagine the rest of the country is any better. I swear as soon as I left the airport this strange, disgusting smell wafted over me - one I'd never smelled before.

A lot of blacks and mixed-race Brazilians. Also some cute ones. I'd never really listened to the Portuguese language much before, but going to Brazil made me realize it sounds really annoying, maybe its just Brazilian Portuguese.

But those alcoholic drinks you guys make with the sugar and lime are really good, so hats off to you.

>I hope they can get their shit together soon

Why? What do you consider 'together'?

What you hope for is a special snowflake part that agrees 100% with your views, which is not something that can exist.

You're making the same mistake as liberals who vote Liberal Democrat: "Hmm, this party is different from the mainstream. I am different from the mainstream. Therefore, these people are the same as me!".

They then discovered (as they would have known had they checked) that the "Liberal" in LD means fiscal liberal aka right wing.

BREAKING: FARAGE ON HARD TALK

BREAKING: FARAGE ON HARD TALK

TURN ON BBC

>I was in Brazil for the Olympics. Rio was a smelly, dirty city.

No shit.

And who ever said I was Brazilian????? hehehe

FOREIGN POSTERS OUT

REEEEEEE

Dig the accent m8, I've always assumed Brazilians sound like Sepultura up to this point.

You are on an American - shit...a JAPANESE site, mate.

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

vocaroo.com/i/s0dycHJmG5tg

I want to fulton Jess Phillips to get her turned into a Tory.

What's the best site to find a milf to take my virginity?

I'm 100% serious.

remember lads, keep your tv license at hand, you never know when they could come knocking!

I want to suck your asspie cock, m9.

back pages

prison

Tinder. Enjoy your aids.

I cam in to this for a cause...


...FOR A CRUSADE

I've been considering trying to find a girl off a council estate because they might have low standards and be open to having kids, not sure how to go about it though.

GO GIVE A SHIT SOME WHERE ELSE!

I just want some qt older woman who has a fetish for taking boys's virginity and training them in how to sex.
Is that so hard to find?

sort your life out mate

This is probably as good as it will get m8.

Good afternoon Brit/pol/

Oliver Reed vs Feminism

youtube.com/watch?v=dpscJe4L9Do

You an heroing is as good as it get, 5 minutes of fame on Cred Forums

Dude, for the record, I don't give a shit if you think Brazil's a steaming pile of shit. I'm not Brazilian, asswipe. The banter is not even funny, it's just downright stupid. I'm not posting anymore not because I'm offended with the >muh you're a nigger but because I genuinely realised you guys are a bunch of assholes.

Nah, I can't kill myself. I wanna see how things turn out, I feel like we are living on the cusp of another huge series of events and I want to see them.

American black people are the worse but not as bad as south african white people i hear

>before brexit brit/pol/ threads were a uncommon thing to see on Cred Forums
>after brexit you see them everyday
Keep up the good work guys

If there's no happening by Friday you must kill yourself, stop wasting our time.

I'm okay with how UKIP is right now, I just don't want it to die off. They are the only true anti-globalist, populist libertarian party which reflects my views the most.

>low standards
Yep. Hope you like niggeraids.

oooh god i feel like turning the gun on myself so i never have to listern to twats like you again

There will be a happening by the end of this week. I predict, massacre in Western Europe.

Do it cunt.

I was complimenting your sexy autistic voice, you sperg... but you're my sperg

>lolbertarian
This is why ukip is a fucking mess. And why we now might lose the chance at a mainstream anti-immigrant party.

>tfw labour will never be pro-british worker instead of pro international worker
feels bad man

UKIP will never get above 15% as lolbertarians, they needed to elect someone open to some leftwing economics to win the North.

I live in Plymouth. Don't move here, mate.
The uni has gotten pretty far up its own arse (muh top ten MODERN university) and the uni students and uni "culture" are quickly taking over the main city.
But the working class areas are still based

CUTE

I remember when it was a polytechnic, and I still have no idea what the fuck you're on about.

Why do you care about the University? Just don't go inside. What the fuck is 'uni culture'?

Didn't you hear? everyones voting conservate, its like totaly the latist trend. they what to tell immigrants to fuck off an everything

Your flag is upside down, sir.
Fat bar on the top by the flagpole

leftists lad

With which countries should the United Kingdom prioritize its post-Brexit trade deals?

Did anyone see the based farage interview on the bbc?

Link bro?

yes

China, Australia, USA, Japan, Canada.
In that order.

I just saw it on tv so I dont have a link but its probably on the iplayer if you have a proxy or vpn or whatever and maybe on youtube

USA
Australia
China
EU
Japan

>China,
fucking sell out
TRAITOR

This city was a leftist stronghold for decades, if anything it's become more right wing since the university got bigger

Do you mean "I met a student once"?

>biggest emerging economy in the world
>sell out for wanting a piece of that pie
Ok lad.

Our biggest trade partners of course, but also the former empire and english speaking countries

Yeah you got me. I'm 20 and only know people in my age range. Sorry for being daft I'm pretty tired, the uni is still shit though.

Well, obviously the EU

then the US and asia I guess?

I don't really know a great deal about the economics of international trade desu

how much of your country would you sell to the chinese? powerplantss, the railways, the water, gas. emergancy services? when would you stop? they quite happly buy it all, there hard core conservatives.

Not really sure what point you're trying to make here.
You can trade with someone without selling everything to them.
And I'd rather China than American Jews desu.

Not much love for Canada I guess. Maybe UKIP's favour for Canada is just because Nigel always had a soft spot for us.

youtube.com/watch?v=XbCgw2nsrOw&ab_channel=ManningCentre

>2013
>room full of Canadian conservatives applauding the UK leaving the EU

Not sure why the antipathy for Canada from Brit/pol/. Canada, at least the right half, has always been sceptical of the EU.

I don't like Canada because you changed your flag and then shat all over your Anglo heritage with the first Trudeau.

You need to get rid of dudeweed before we trade with you m8.

If we don't trade with each other, we both win

I'd rather not give money to people you'll never get it off again. we cant offer anything to china apart from english teachers and paper money, so we always get shit deals with the chinese. there an exporter, not an importer.
bad practise to trade with such people.

What im trying to say is the chinese economy would devalue the british economy, cheap labour blah blah blah. great for the 1% bad for the rest.

EU, USA, India, China and then who ever else.

Don't remind me

>firing a cannon downward
I...

That show just makes everyone in Cornwall seem grumpy and passive-aggressive.

>send CV off to recruiters
>Wait 5-10 mins
>Call all of them in a row, make sure they're got it, ask as many questions and possible including registration appointments and start dates

Find a flaw in my plan.

Would never vote sadiq fucking khan in my life.

Just put £100 on Trump to win lads.

You're autistic so it will all be for nothing.

Someone do an hero?

Noot Noot nigga

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So how are things in the land of Britannia?
What can you tell me about hybrasil?

Those are some dry wrinkly fucking nipples.

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Now that the summer recess is over, I can once again enjoy my weekly fill of Prime Minister's Questions.

>Questions for the Prime Minister...

>Mr. Speaker: Question #88

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