LITERALLY DINDU NUFFIN
HE JUST WANTED AN IPHONE
LITERALLY DINDU NUFFIN
Wyatt Ramirez
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Mason Diaz
>muslim goes to buy a phone
>can't help but jihad
>wherever I go, I must also jihad maymay.jpg
memes really ARE becoming reality, holy shit.
Jason Nguyen
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
IS THIS JUST FANTASY?
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITYYYYY
Ryan Campbell
>buy
Anthony Cruz
>Hi I'd like to buy an iPhone
>Sure! What kinds of payment plan would you like?
>No, just the phone. I will pay retail price.
>Sure! what is your account number?
>No no, I just want a phone
>Sorry sir, you need to be an existing member of our network
>how much is that?
>well its 40 dollar per smartphone line, plus GB per month, taxes and fees
>but i just want the phone
>Im sorry sir these are for customers only
>man, ive had a long day, I just want a phone. I will pay cash
>Sir, we cannot sell phones
>LOOK MAN IF YOU DONT SELL ME A PHONE RIGHT NOW
>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, STAB ME?
David Jones
Solid 7.5/10. You forgot the part where he asked someone "Are you Muslim" before stabbing them.
Trying to get that Muslim discount, or is that only for the Note 7's?
Brayden Johnson
Viral marketing
Hunter Ross
Why aren't there more terror attacks in Somalisota?
And what are all these horn of africa nigs doing there?
Jack Wilson
Somaliniggers without jobs and the latest and greatest 800 euro phones go hand in hand here in Finland too.
Jason Howard
Are the Note 7s the Muzzie ones or is my s7 Edge gonna commit Jihad on my thigh
Jeremiah Sanchez
Worst of all the guy who shot him almost fucked up badly. Because he didn't unload on him
Christian Walker
It's different when you have to pay for your own ammo. Especially with Obama's "Thd Second Amendment Never Said Anything About Letting You Have Bullets" Tax.
Brody Nelson
This
Apple is ruthless, they'll use your warm blood to write out "Buy the new iPhone" if you're not careful.
Remember Mitchell Henderson? He sold so many iPods.
He died in 2006, notice anything?
statista.com
(((coincidence)))
William Rodriguez
Hmm, yes. Also perhaps it was a Cat and Mouse senario. He was playing with his kill. But that Mouselim was so damn determined!
Wyatt Brown
>Yussuf called him a "very exceptional young man" who loved his family and respected his community. He was an "exceptional student" and "very smart,"
Was a Good Boy
Lincoln Bailey
ayyy Australia with the heat.
Blake Diaz
aren't they always?
Cooper Stewart
Was he there for the "stab eight and get 50% off" special?
Luke Turner
>need new phone
>old one out of date
>take knife with him because infidels
>arrive at store
>looks around Apple Store
>lesbians and gays everywhere
>Mohammed starts talking to him
>under the will of Allah and the prophet now(PBUH)
>slice and stab everyone in sight
>liberal nu males open their ass cheeks
>in case he's just having a sexual emergency
>Mohammed says it's just a prank bro
>seventy two virgin goats ram his ass for eternity
Landon Cruz
Oh and if Cred Forums doesn't see the other message all hope is lost
Jackson Reyes
>His new apple airpod headphones fell out of his ears and he accidentally stepped on one
>Upon realizing that he lost $160 and it was those goddamn kikes fault he began his rampage
wtf i hate apple now
Blake Edwards
So what happened? This guy finds out Obama is not paying for the new iPhone. Only Samsung Galaxy 6s and he apes the fuck out.
Kayden Fisher
>Somali
I fuckin knew it
Camden Collins
>quotefrommanstabbed-whatareyougonnadostabme.jpg
Matthew Hughes
>Religion of Peace
He probably really wanted a Galaxy Note 7
Josiah Powell
Let niggers advocate that niggers shouldnt have to obey the law. That'll solve all of their problems.
Colton Davis
He heard the iPhone 7 had no port for his dre beats
Grayson Brooks
HE WUZ A GOOD BOY DIN DU NUFFIN. JUST GOIN TO THE MALL TO BUY SKITTLES AND SHIEET!!!
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