Is he our guy?

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You aren't Jewish unless your mother is. His mother is not Jewish and his dad converted to a more sane religion later in his life.

Second

>Converted to Mormonism from Judaism
tfw this is our guy

both are incredibly fucking based

Is he better than barbershop man?

Do we need a third participant for fuck, marry, kill?

I hope I can be your guy one day Cred Forums.

Damn his family has a history of going after organized crime.

This guy fucking ruined cunts at that select comity into the emails.

Still hope for your process if your electing people like this

this man's head is shaped so damn weird. it's like his brain was too large to fit through his mother's vagina at birth so his tiny soft skull squeezed into a noodle.

Wasting millions of American tax dollars in the longest investigation in the history of the United States for political theater?

Yeah, all star bunch

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Rowdy Gowdy for sure.

hehehehehe

went over board with the kegal exercises lel

Well?

Fuck? Marry? Kill?

Gowdy and Chaffetz are two sides to the same coin. Both paladins of justice.

I GET TO SEE IT ALLLL

Mouth? Ass? Suck? then I might play

SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE
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Fuck Gowdy, marry Chaffetz, kill Hillary

YOU ARE HEREBY SERVED

I want a double sided Chaffetz / Gowdy body pillow

Fuck them both, pig on a spit style, then kill myself

fuck Chaffetz, marry Hillary, Kill Gowdy
gotta get that blood money dog

That haircut doesn't help the situation either

>we should just let cases of high-level government corruption go unfettered because they'll cost money to bring down
Fuck off.

>still thinks this has anything to do with corruption

get help

Does anybody have the Pepe Version of Chaffetz?