Things you won't hear Muslims say
Things you won't hear Muslims say
BANE?
I'm going to run this plane into the World Trade Center.
#notallmuslims
Sure you can fuck my goat jut only if you fuck my wife first.
stupid clock, ahmed
Can I get the extend warranty on this pressure cooker?
Slander the Queen.
There is nothing wrong with being a jew
There's nothing wrong son, you can convert to Christianity and we will support you.
I dont want to live in america, my home country is perfect.
Let's charge usury.
Let's recruit demonic ayys to steal technology, call the world a pear, and do jet fuel steel beam memes
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I want to stay in my own country
Hey honey, just got back from my suicide bombing
Hey instructor can you teach me how to land the plane?
Isis is bad
>entire complex gone
>here's my passport
I also drink in bars wear yellow gold and go to the rippers
Zionism dindu nuffin
EUROPE? I think I'll just stay in the middle east. Thank you rabbi
Refugees welcome
I prefer having sex with females of my own age.
Wow I sure do love hanging out with my friends at the local bar and pounding back a few beers. After that I go home and enjoy petting my dog, while calling my wife as she shops (without a male accompanying her) for some delicious pork so we can have a great dinner with my daughter's boyfriend.
I sure do love living in America, haha.
I think having one kid will be enough
You can practice whatever religion you like with no fear of taxation or execution.
Why the fuck would anyone use a Toyota as mobile AA?
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAG-TIME GAAAALLLLL~~
I cant imagine it happening
She's too young
Merry Christmas
>He's too young
fixed
She's too young.
Women should be allowed to wear whatever they want.
The Quran isn't meant to be taken 100% literally. It's not like it's dictated by God!
Molesting children is an evil crime.
This really shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did.
"Some aspects of the Quran are problematic"
"Lets Make America Great Again!"
Shit burger, I'm gonna have to remember that one.
Jesus did nothing wrong