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Is it true that Clinton has threatened to attack Russia with military force if they find out that they are behind cyber attacks against the US? If so, why are people so worried about nuclear war if Trump gets elected and not Clinton? All evidence points to Hilarry being the warmonger.
SWEETY SWEET BOY
RUNNIN FOR PRESIDENT
what in the fuck is this shit?
Are we the most acid tested electorate in history?
I don't mean just being called racists and nazis and all that. We literally got beat in the streets. I'm in CA and let me tell you, Scott Adams isn't kidding about the personal safety stuff.
We got abused by the right, the left, the rich, the academics, the pundits, the economists, the underground paramilitary groups, blacks, Hispanics, Jews, whites, women, men, everything in between.
We had to suffer being called uneducated, ignorant, all the isms, dangerous, poor, dinosaurs, wrong side of history, etc.
We had to endure as Trump battled the establishment on both sides, made gaffes as he figured out how to operate, constantly being told "IT'S OGRE!" with the commentary and polls.
And now, we're finally seeing the end of the tunnel, and the light beckons. It was hard. It was vicious. It was miserable. It was unlike anything that has ever happened or will ever happen again. It was every terrible feeling about society and ourselves wrapped into a single political campaign.
It was worth it. Because we made it through alive. Because we proved everyone wrong and even surprised ourselves with how right our instincts were. Because now that the obstacles are falling away, our opportunities are becoming truly incredible. We're going to win. We're going to succeed.
That's right Nicole Wallace, Biden has the 13 year old demographic locked up
>Trump 24% last month now 26%, down -2%...
Is this a deliberate error by the MSM?
who's ready for Joe to talk about how Trump is so toxic that Bush has to vote Clinton?
MSNBC really struggle with maths
Kek you're right, what the actual fuck. Goddamn (((media)))
Scott Adams would say that's a cognitive tell. The urge to doctor the numbers is threatening to overwhelm them, if it hasn't already.
Read the columns
I can clearly tell the difference between a piece of fruit and a frog
Not good. Trump only +5 for some reason
>Jamoo >This is literally her name
>COMFY MORNING EDITION
its in the middle of the day??
Quick /tg/ I need your dankest wall memes
>Trump was 24% now 26%
Would you still vote for Trump if I could prove he's a coalburner?
trudeau is red pilled, he will come out of hiding for maximum bantz soon lad
If Hillary said she'd deschedule DUDE WEED she'd get millennials in a landslide
>mfw anything they could possibly steal and say, most likely the Clinton camp has done twice as worse.
Not used to waking up this early for my new job yet but thank God there's a /tg/ up already
Do you hear the people sing Singing the song of angry men
he's an oil driller, I would think less of him if Ivanka was a coal burner. That's demonstrable failure as a parent
Joe, will you disavow MSNBC and its rigged polls?
>It's been checked by politifact lmao
Of course ISIS would use Trump's words. They use the words of anyone who stands against them, that doesn't mean we shouldn't stand.
/tg/ is a 24 hour a day 7 days a week thing.
The only way to fight ISIS is to never viilify and attack ISIS according to "Jamoo".
>Hillary is Thatcher-esque
>Her best delivery is almost Thatcheresque
Stop, no please stop
/tg/ is 24/7, user I'll miss these after the election.
"These are enemies. These are combatants. We have to be tough. We have to be strong.
>So Crooked Hillary (Boo!) >CROOKED HILLARY, it turns out, her IT guy. >He posted on the internet asking how to delete her emails. >Can you believe this? >(LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP!) >Crooked Hillary doesn't know how to hire the best people. >But when I'm in charge, oh, you know it won't be like that. >We'll have the best people running the show. >We'll have the best. >Only The best. >Believe me folks >(Cheering)
Oh my God, I was so focused on the -2% I didn't see Hillary's -17%
No wonder they're attacking Johnson/Stein so much.
When do you get to work, Sven? I'm curious because it always feels like Americans get going earlier than Europeans. I usually get to work by 6:00 or 6:30
>already >implying trump gen hasn't been 24/7 for 15months straight
>Trump goes up a negative number >Johnson get enough numbers to be debating
Its like they're not even hiding it
HERE WE GO SKITTLES
is this skittles thing real? you just know when the entire MJ table shakes their heads and groans we have something they don't understand fully
Are liberals not the ones who started that shit argument? >Only 10% of these M&M's are poisonous, go ahead, take one >#NotAllMen
among millennials, not all voters.
>allocate some Hillary numbers to Johnson to get him on the debate stage don't be daft user
I remember when we used to watch morning joe...
The Debate Commission already officially excluded him from the first debate. No way he gets in
this is the "tracking poll" they sighted on mornign juden
Work your way up to make it believeable
.t Brexit follower
Surveymonkey is trash though
this is the weekly poll which shows a 2 percent shift to trump
i hate the leugenpresse so fkn much...........
I think this whole skittles thing is a really lousy distraction. Trump's children don't have his talents at all, all they've done is make more trouble for him. Other than Ivanka of course.
There's lots of better persuasive methods against Muslim immigration than a fucking candy analogy.
Mornings with Maria is comfy as hell but I get why people still watch the morning Jew, for opposition research but still it's so pointless and you give them ratings
I haven't been on (((social media))) for a while. What is the liberal arguments against the "skittles"?
I know lad. they had Hillary winning texas a few weeks ago. check my second post tho, notice they didn't show this one
Possible but I disagree, I don't think they want Johnson into the debates. He's already pulling more votes from Hillary than Trump.
It would legitimize him in peoples minds, even if he said more stupid shit and pull even more voters from her to Johnson.
THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
I wish there was a Mika face on this.
When you get abused by all those whites, blacks, etc, how come you don't put "Christians" in that category as well?
So a handful or rich Jews and media owners don't like trump. The overwhelming majority of opposition to Trump are Christian, not Jewish.
>Yes, am Jewish.
Always, it's the JEWS. THE JEWS. THE JEWS. That's it, that's fucking it. I'm declaring a jewhad, on Christians.
wait few days ago it was Trump 42 (tie) Clinton 40 and now it's suddenly Clinton 42(+2) Trump 40
Am I retarded? Someone explain why it's somehow a tie when trump's leading
>watch bootleg online streams >give them ratings
Well after Mark Cuban endorsed Hillary, I'm not so sure
Maria Bartiromo is underrated.
THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
This guy on Fox got some balls showing his face
>SurveyMonkey >using online polls
Is this some kind of joke?
Wait wait wait so let me get this straight.
A Muslim half-nigger living above a "First America" Fried Chicken shop gets ratted out by a bunch of hoodlums rummaging through the trash (who become heroes), is shot and displayed wounded on national TV...
Is it my birthday?
LMAO what the fuck? The terrorist passed out in some dude's bar? Solid escape plan.
We are very fortunate that terrorists are dumb as rocks.
I don't watch it anymore they went full shill. But last winter it was really the only fair coverage of trump. Pretty obvious some executive "put them in line".
>go up 2 points >-2 m8
>Wait wait wait so let me get this straight. >A Muslim half-nigger living above a "First America" Fried Chicken shop gets ratted out by a bunch of hoodlums rummaging through the trash (who become heroes), is shot and displayed wounded on national TV... >Is it my birthday?
>LMAO what the fuck? The terrorist passed out in some dude's bar? Solid escape plan.
The fucking memes this shit can spawn...
The polls are supposedly 40-2000 people depending on what venue you get them from, they are asking who they want to vote for. It's just a way for the media to continue to make it look like Hillary has any support up against some imaginary authority, which means they are trying to fuck with a legitimate election. Basically Hillary has no support, she constantly has to pay people to even appear to be a valid choice still. Her past doings have completely invalidated any claims she had to the throne, and her health doesn't help her any.
If that terrorist had any brains, he would have fled to Mexico, then Turkey, then ISIS territory.
De blasio dong nothing about the homeless was all according to his ultra-secret counter terrorism keikaku, FREE BOMB SQUAD BUMS
Oh shit guys, just ran a complex simulation of the election... pic related
I'm looking at twitter now and I still can't tell you my best guess is that it's this "Skittles are candy. Refugees are people"
strange how it didn't seem to be a problem when they were m&m's and men
He played us all like fiddles
It seems we are in for a prosperous guac season
What program is that?
>Rahami's wife eventually was allowed to enter the U.S. She left the country for her native Pakistan before the bombings and was stopped by officials in the United Arab Emirates on Monday, the Los Angeles Times reported, citing a U.S. official familiar with the investigation. >Rahami had traveled to Afghanistan and Pakistan several times, the official told the Times. He tried to get his wife out of the country at least
Oh fuck! Guess I shill for hill now
>It seems we are in for a prosperous guac season OH YEAH!
SLOW AND STEADY!
THIS IS NOW A JEB! THREAD!
SLOW AND STEADY
He probably would have escaped the city. Lay up in an abandoned building for a week or two then sneak off the island once the perimiter is more lax.
>shill for hill Fuck, PedoJill Dubs, or Jeb! dubs, which matters more?
Need pic of russian girl making the ok hands, looks teenage, perfect for "just right" feels.
It's President Infinity
You're a #ChimoWithJoe
skittles on morning joe
I was just pointing out that trump was literally gaining on Hillary in the poll taken before sep. 11, then nbc came out with a "tracking poll" that shows Hillary gaining momentum after deplorables and fainting. the new poll is literally bullshit, triying to make it look like clinton has momentum
boycott skittles. also women vp.
where were these fags when feminists were calling men poison M&Ms?
>eating the sugar jew anyway
Reminder SurveyMonkey is rated C- by Nate Copperdust
>dubs dubs Im just a humble upside shitposter
So the MSM and Clinton campaign will be talking about:
pepe, green frogs, nazi frogs, Putin, alt-((rieich)) and now Skittles?
This is why nobody will ever trust these dumb fucks.
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY
don't be silly men aren't people
NEED pic of russian girl making ok hand signs that went around a couple weeks back.
It's not a good analogy. Forget about the refugees, it's just not persuasive. If anything it reflects the absolute retardation of the American people when it comes to statistics.
Don Jr shouldn't have tweeted it. Trump was doing fine on his own.
>leftists more outraged by skittles than terrorism When will we admit that this is a mental disorder?
Also, note that polls are filtered to "likely voters", which fails to account for Dems who have no will to vote for Hillary.
Note that this is the same type of shit they pulled to "unskew" polls and show romney leading. Of course when you filter to likely D's and likely R's then you'll get then all voting party lines.
Basically, polls are inherently flawed because 100% of used respondents were willing to participate.
So are they going to start the meme of "QUEEN HILLARY SURGING - DRUMPF B T F O" now?
You can't criticize feminists user. That's sexist.
>implying they haven't been doing this since the conventions
It completely boggles my mind how could anyone vote for Clinton after she collapsed
It makes no sense
This should be thrown out but they want to show "Clinton breaks 50" in the headlines
I'm looking for girl tilting her head back a bit
SurveyMonkey has no likely-voter filter.
There a torrent for that somewhere?
because these people vote with their feels and not their brains.
>sense That's where you went wrong, ideological people don't care about reason.
RCP was flooded with a sea of red last week with Trump leading all over the place, are we going back to
oh right, there was a week or two where they lost the narrative.
They have no filter of any sort. You can't effectively screen and identify poll respondents on the internet.
60% of the respondents could be democrats but there is no way of knowing
>assuming humans are rational
THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
You're implying that leftists have any grasp of.... anything. The skittles analogy is still far beyond the capabilities of the leftist brain. We're talking about retards who look at huffpo or buzzfeed headlines and think it's a quality article.
It's really annoying they had a poll from a month ago still being counted in the average & now they are using a fucking online poll
Nice Try CTR
>like i get that clinton is terrible but at least she's not trump xDDDDDDD
THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
They're just trying to soften the blow the debates are gonna be. National security is now the biggest topic because of the bombings, and Hillary is shit on that topic. She'll just steal Trump's rhetoric and it will be obvious to everyone that she has nothing.
They are in deep shit and they know it.
THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
I expect the next two weeks worth of polling to be a disaster for Trump.
Huge bump from all the kike media outlets after the debate declaring Hillary is queen.
Need... russian... girl...
Nothing wrong with online polls but SurveyMonkey is a fucking joke.
>LOL DRUMPF LOSING TEXAS GUYS, TIED IN MISSISSIPPI BTFO >he's winning the swing states
The rocket's red glare!!
THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
We all do user. Feels bad man.
After getting the results, the polling group will look at responses and try to filter it to likely voters, and filter the demographics to match 2012. But you might be right and surveymonkey might be different, it didn't even dawn on me what surveymonkey was until I saw your post.
If you're arguing with cucks on Twitter over Donald Jr's Skittles point use this link
Alright user, I'll bring it up tonight after work when more burgers are on
THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
I'm not angry, just disappointed.
We're fucked aren't we?
you can, but i'm still not gonna add it >mfw new split threads because "no link shill"
How mad is joe at trump lately? Does anyone even watch anymore?
i never watch morning cuck anymore
The polls rotate, they don't requestion everyone on the same day, that's why on any given day within a cycle you'll see them zigzag up and down but there are obvious wide humps and dips that reflect the overall mood. A candidate down during any two particular adjacent days does not indicate that candidate is necessarily dropping, the count just hovers around the average without ever landing on it. Wiki "regression to the mean".
>implying attacking the media is going to lower anything Have you seen the media trust numbers? He's doing exactly the right thing.
Give the media nothing. Take everything from them.
I thought Joe went to Trump Tower to beg forgiveness from the next president (who will refuse to appear on morning joke).
The drop in polls then?
He's always been a deepstate loyalist. How could this endorsement disappoint, let alone surprise you?
Did you know 25% of women take medication for mental illness?
The comments on this article are a massive change compared to what they have been. I knew it's from Kiwiland but, nevertheless, the change in the comments (and the corresponding thumbs up) is fantastic to see.
Most Trumps had comments that bashed him and most Hilary articles couldn't be commented on.
THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
That was in April, faggot.
Donald Trump Hits 95% Confidence Interval in Daybreak Poll
If trump loses what do we do? If he loses my apathy and hate for americans is going to skyrocket. I will make it my duty to fuck people over and use the stock market to exploit the please. If it's globalism they want, I am not going to be a peasant. Also never going to pay taxes ever again if she wins.
Agree, but the Podemos fiasco was extra-bad polling practices. The US ones are only "kind of" bad.
Kiwis get pro-Trump articles. Literally everything in the Aussie media about him ranges from him being stupid to him being Hitler
I love buttblasted people are over the Skittles thing and the fact that refugees will in fact probably murder you.... just like the Minnesota mall stabber was a Somali refugee. But hey, let's not let facts get in the way of feelings now!
>muh Romney Nobody liked romney on Cred Forums you dummy, just because you could find 100 comments that Romney would win it doesn't mean that Cred Forums was pro romney.
Even on today's Cred Forums you see tons of pro-hillary comments every day. You could make a collage about Hillary just like someone did for Romney and still claim that Cred Forums was buttblasted when Hillary lost.
A whole week of Trump leading in various polls, and RCP only registers this as a narrowing of Hillary's lead in their main graph. A single poll comes out showing Clinton leading and they quickly give her and upwards tick on the graph. Nice "algorithms" RCP.
Good morning, Cred Forums!
Thank you for everything, we're going to win BIG!
Let's make America great again!
I'm not gonna go down the same dead end ally like 2012, I came here looking for hope and it's just the same shit, muh biased polls. You fools underestimate the ignorance of the American voter.
We've had our fair share. We had an article a few weeks ago saying Trump was literally more of a psychopath than Hitler based on some facial study or some shit.
We didn't like Romney, we just didn't like Obama even more .
>I love buttblasted people are over the Skittles thing They aren't even, it's more MSM narrative. Hardly any real people give a shit about the remark, it just shows how incredibly, blatantly desperate they are, that they have to cherrypick a statement from a family member of the candidate and push it as the #1 story for a week.
They are shooting themselves on the foot here, keeping the illusion.
Their tears will be extra fresh and delicious.
You can't be Trump, you don't have dubs.
>"muh leguhsee" he whispered
Hillary Clinton needed help walking up two small stairs to get on the Tonight Show stage Monday night. Jimmy Fallon had to give her a hand as she appeared unstable as she walked on stage.