Story time

Nigger stories thread? Nigger stories thread.
>In classroom today
>sandnigger in his house on the other side of the park keeps staring (like usually) at us and waving
>teacher still hasn't arrived after 20 minutes
>girl starts joking with him
>he gets annoyed
>the Muslim throws a fucking apple through the window
>window broken exactly where she is standing
>fellow niggers arrive and start pointing their middle fingers at us
>cops get called
>he gets fined
This could have ended much worse but luckily the girl didn't get hurt. Also, I'm still wondering how the fuck he threw that apple so accurate and with so much speed?

>Saw a black walking through a market
>People surprised to see a black start eye poking him and some kids call him a negro, nigger (in native language ofc, but it's very similar to english: negras, niggeris)
>He gives no fucks

>see black woman driving down my street
>decide to be neighborly and say hello
>she stops her car in the middle of the street
>films herself with her phone berating me for saying hi

>in line for burger king
>gotta get some chicken fries
>fat nog behind me with his 3 kids
>he asks me if he can cut in line, says his kids are really hungry
>noproblem.jpg
>he goes to order
>his card gets declined
>takes out another card
>that gets declined too
>asks if he can use his EBT card
>employee says no
>everyone in line getting pissed at the hold up
>employee asks if he can serve other customers
>"i wuz here first mane wtf"
>his order is already done but he still can't pay for it
>he calls up his credit card company
>people are telling him at this point to get out of line
>"ey man SHUT DA FUCK UP im on da phone you white ass muthafucka"
>mfw this was all my fault

If you said no youd be called racis' and a mini chimpout would ensue. Its a no win situation

Dont say hello to me bitch

Technically a spic story but fuck it, its still niggerish.

>be mexican kid in the ghetto
>hanging out with spic friends
>friends decide to throw shit infront of cars in the freeway
>ask why and tell them that's messed up
>they make fun of me and peer pressure me into doing it
>we all start throwing rocks and boulders in front of cars
>i literally thought something was wrong with me and i was a faggot because i felt so guilty and wrong about it while my friends didn't give a fuck
>we didnt make any cars crash but we did make a car swirl
>after we all go into a neighborhood looking for toys or bikes to steal
>again i feel like its fucked up but i think i'm wrong because my friends didn't give a fuck
>we steal 2 bikes and i stole a skateboard but i gave it away because i felt too bad
>later we talk about trying to take some girls in my neighborhood into the bushes so we could rape her
>we approach the girl and got her to follow us saying i wanted to ask her out because she had a crush on me
>we got to the trash cans and we were about to rape her but i told them i didnt want my first time to be rape and i shamed them into not raping her behind the trash cans
>went home and i felt like such a faggot because i felt guilty
>i cried because i wanted to be like my friends but i wasn't a heartless piece of shit like my friends and i was too guilty
My young life consisted of me looking down in disapproval and being the voice of reason among my faggot gangster friends while they all called me a white washed little bitch but at the same time keeping me around because i think they appreciated me trying to look out for them.

Obviously he's a militant and trained in grenade throwing

>walking to class
>have to walk through double doors at the top of some small stairs(only about three steps)
>about to open the door
>door flies open and almost hits me in the face
>turn around and sneer at this nigger tard Jermaine
>the nigger's senses react and tell him to start hooting and hollering at me
>"u wana fukin fite witey"
>"sqware up u dum witey! Ima fuk u up!!!"
>ignored the nigger and kept walking
>thankfully his wrangler came up and roped him down before he could chase me down.
>mfw

Got another story of this nig if anyone want's to hear.

Glad you resisted the degeneracy in the end

Me 7 years old on daytrip to london museum, never even seen a black before.

Suddenly 20-30 black school kids run into museum, running around ooga-boogaing and acting wild.

Christian teachers quickly herd us away.

Yes

Fucking subhuman spics lel

is this real? not even our gyppos have that culture here

>cousin dates nigger
>cousin drops out of college
>they move in together
>nigger cheats in their bed
>knocks up another girl
>they break up
>baby momma threatens to kill cousin
>get back together
>cousin gets pregnant
>she's not sure if it's nigger's or some spic's
>nextweekonmaury.mov
>see baby's pajamas

My sides are in space.

this story is not true.
How do i know ?
Simple physics. No one can throw an apple so hard that a window will brake

>Jermaine would get real pissed if you called him gay
>just about everyday, I would tell him that someone keeps calling him gay
>"Who da hell be callin me gay? I aint no bich nigga I dont liek no deeik! Ima beat whoevuh be callin me gay nigguh!"
>One day, Jermaine approaches me in the hall
>asks for a fist bump (he always does)
>get idea
>point at random kid and tell Jermaine that he's the guy who's calling you gay
>he proceeds to enter his nigger rage
>he summons the power of ancient kangz and sprints down the hall and tackles this kid
>proceeds to destroy him before teacher pulls him off
>I'm outta there after the teacher grabs Jermaine
>mfw

lol....disown your cousin.

>>point at random kid and tell Jermaine that he's the guy who's calling you gay
>>he proceeds to enter his nigger rage

Kek, imagine how easy it was to lie to niggers back in the day

Niggers have been easy to lie to for hundreds of years. Just look at the democrat party who's been lying for 50 years.

First day of first grade. I walk in and see my first black person. In the front row is a fat, black girl wearing sunglasses and eating crackers (see picture).

>walking down the street in melbourne city, ~1am, looking at phone
> look up, 2 seconds later being punched in the mouth by black-as-soot african
>"what was that for?"
>another punch in mouth. this time splits my lip and it starts bleeding
>"what the fuck cunt"
>see group of ~10 guys behind him
>ask for assistance
>they're his friends
>lucky i didnt retaliate or would have been gang-bashed.

culturally enrichment story circa 2007.

back when the refugee import was just beginning.

> in uni
> Sitting behind nigress
> Muslim friend suggests the robot we're talking about can be sold based on gender
> Coon makes "that" face, you know the one
> She and a couple of hamplanets start bitching at him about it
> "Robots are a MAN thing huh? Or do you think we need something ro keep us company in the kitchen?"
> Went like that for a while, forgot the specifics.

Honestly it was nice to that at least they don't let muslims off with this shit but God she was annoying

You're a nation of gyppos

no one cares that this story is fake as fuck ? Realy no one ?

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>also tell policeman a block away. he writes it down on his imaginary typewriter and does nothing.
>i go to mcdonalds to get some napkins to clean the blood.
>go home feeling disillusioned about my country and police force

Yea cause its impressive that you all believe this shit. Are you really this stupid ?

Take your physics elsewhere, you are not welcome here.

>not wanting to steal and rape=whitewashed
Sounds about right

>retard called Leeson who went to my highschool
>Always used to try and pick on me and the other people who had hair that was longer than he deemed to be acceptable.
>Would pull down my pants during P.E and be surprised when he saw my dick.
>One day during P.E when we were playing rounders (sort of like Baseball) he was being an extra dick to me for literally no reason as usual.
>It's his turn to bat and he says something to me that makes me snap, can't remember what it was now though.
>As he runs around and returns home I smash him full force in the knee with the bat I'm holding
>He collapses on the ground quietly yelping in pain, nobody seems to notice what I did
>For a second think he's seriously hurt but then he gets up.
>Hits me in the face, it didn't really hurt but he cut my lip.
>As he walks away call him a fucking nigger under my breath, but he didn't hear me.

He left me alone after that, a couple of years later he fell onto a railway line and had to have one of his legs amputated.

Looking back it's really lucky he didn't hear me call him a nigger or else I'd have been in serious shit. But that's the British school system for you. A guy can torment you and make your life misery for years but you retaliate once in the wrong way and you're the bad guy.

...

>freshman year of HS
>black family moves into my NJ apt complex from the bronx
>one kid my age, one guy like 21
>always talking about how they were in a gang in the bronx. typical tuff guy shit.
>older guy is trying to fuck a girl in my grade who lives in my building, white italian girl with a big butt.
>she's not interested and i end up fucking around with her that summer.
>at my friends playing vidya and smoking dude weed. they both come knocking on the door.
>older guy is looking for me. I'm like wtf.
>wants to to fight me for getting sucked up by the girl who rejected him.
>guy is like 6'1 or so and skinny as hell. i'm a fucking freshman in HS and like 5'8 at best.
>standing on the stoop trying to defuse situation.
>he reaches up and smacks me in the head.
>completely lose my shit. jump off the stoop at him and land a huge right hand directly on his nose.
>his nose is bleeding everywhere and he's holding it with 1 hand and trying to fight with the other.
>rush him and kick the dog shit out of him in front of everyone including my friends mom before it gets broken up by his brother.
>he gets up and starts stumbling around and saying he's gonna get me. nose is bleeding like crazy.
>never see him again and his brother is visibly nervous around me the rest of my HS career.

This is 100% true

>brake

>He left me alone after that, a couple of years later he fell onto a railway line and had to have one of his legs amputated.

And? You send him regular email requests, right? You've started a pirate fan club and need a mascot.

>I really hop you can join our cool pirate club!

I did see him after the accident just the once. He went to the same college as I did and once during a fire drill I saw him outside in his wheelchair looking very depressed. It must have only been a month or so since the accident.

I honestly just felt bad for him, I hope that experience humanised him a little bit.

>saturday
>stop by at mall
>turn off car and look out of window
>nigger driving on a bicycle
>thisdaycan'tgetworse.jpg
>three shitskins on bicycles
>mfw

>be me, 1st grade
>1 black kid in the entire class
>me and 2 other kids befriend him
>lining up to take a class trip to the bathrooms
>stands next to us
>somethingsabouttogodown.gif
>"hey nigger, you know you're a different color than us because your mom painted you brown"
>niggercrying.avi
>ohfukimfuked.jpg
>teacher comes over asks what happened
>nog tells on us
>teacher didn't punish us
>mfw

>I hope that experience humanised him a little bit.
It hasn't.

>>As he runs around and returns home I smash him full force in the knee with the bat I'm holding
> a couple of years later he fell onto a railway line and had to have one of his legs amputated.

the funny thing is u probably weakened his knee for life and he lost balance because of it. gg

>be nigger
>go on Cred Forums
>at last I truly see

10/10, would visit again

>me in highschool
>a guy in my class stole a pair of jogging shoes from a store
>i snitch to teachers
>he gets into trouble
>next day i get my ass beat by him and his 3 friends
>him and his friends where all 100% white swedes
>tfw you cant blame a minority for all your problems

>at work
>little black girl out of nowhere starts following me around
>nice little lady, points at stuff and says what colour it is. I play along
>mom shows up
>white

no you can blame yourself for not being man enough to go after all of them when they were on their own and teaching them a fucking lesson you useless little cuck.

/pol told me all white people are nice, this should not be a problem wtf. I thought only blacks was doing bad stuff

good work user

I have only seen about 30 black people irl, most of them were athletes like basketball or football (soccer for you 'muricans) players. The others were tourists, other than one cute negress that lives somewhere near me.

>Cred Forums told me white people were nice
now I know this isn't just some retarded lefty
this is bait
and I took it

kys gypsy

>freshman in high school
>fairly normal high school, includes both semi-wealthy and semi-poor families
>on my way to eat lunch with other nerds
>a fight breaks out in the commons area
>go to watch because it will obviously be the most exciting event of the day
>its a black guy and a white guy
>both are fucking huge, well over six feet and probably both on a sports team
>punch each other, everyone else has formed a circle and is yelling
>after about half a minute of this the black guy pulls out a knife
>white guy keeps punching him, gets stabbed (couldn't see where)
>knife falls
>white guy picks it up and stabs the black guy in the chest
>the one police officer at the school finally makes his way huffing and puffing
>black guy (with knife in his chest) and white guy both take off as fast as they can
>all the students who were watching are shouting
>immediately leave to tell friends about the spectacle I just witnessed
>find out later they both got expelled and somehow neither spent too long in the hospital
We never had fights like that, so the entire school talked about it for the next two years.

the Baltics
Where is the darkies arent really an issue

Austrian knowledge of physics couldn't stop the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian empire so why would we listen now?

DELETE THIS!

i've seen 3 niggers this year
fucking indians should take more shower..

And nogs believe that racism is systemic. Is your recent disdain for niggers related to slavery or for the piece of shit that just tried to help?

The black pill

>haha my family is being destroyed

U gonna get gunned down in a drive by