Brit/pol/ - DIZ-GUSTING edition

>president

ahhhh rare cute Nathalie

Got my first new fiver today

sort it out lad, a man needs something to occupy himself

Gas the Monarchists

Gas the freshers

They're comfy

Nth for THE NEIL on Thursday.

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Lad don't talk shit about are lizz i'll fight you cunt.

I saw the Lib Dems conference, what a fucking joke

woes is a good lad tbqh

Uni is a meme desu. And I have mental problems

youtube.com/channel/UChhbgOUJlbbmuI_YjOEojaQ

lol

>Cologne

I`d gas the republicans tbqh

Saw a white woman with 3 filthy middle easterners in tow just now, and this was in cornwall. ruined my day. Why must they betray us so?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/20/arrival-of-asian-hornets-to-uk-mainland-poses-huge-threat-to-hon/

wtf i love the eu now

>You will never see a purple UK
Why live?

Lads do you know if any good games came out as a result of the Tories grants to indies? I remember thinking that was pretty cool.

Just bought a giant beer from Lidl because I liked the cartoon waifu on the packet

Nice. Slut was asking for it.

>crippling phobia of wasps already
>see this

FUCKING WHY

>Implying lewd photees and dairylea lunchables wouldnt occupy you.

Aldi > Lidl desu

Gas the oligarchs tbqh.

Pic?

>t. ahmed

I couldn't resist, comrade.

PAKISTANI RAPE GANGS!

Me too m8, most of my friends have already started

Whats Mays end game lads?

Those people were elected to power through capitalism when we vote with our wallets

This video pisses me off so much , Fucking Subhumans

Fuck off gimp

You should be hung, drawn and quartered you traitorous filth.

KILL

To make Britain great again

>outer packaging lures you in with qt blonde wench
>actual can has some geriatric munter on it

Nice

independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-grammar-schools-reactionary-brexit-policy-a7235736.html

PURGE.

To turn the tory party into UKIP.

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Who /smite/ here?

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

in'sh'allah abdul
ahmed ahmed slappy arse

right

>2 months ago.
Making apple kompot using the last few apples, lemon, juice and cinnamon sticks.
>Spend ages sterilising the jars.
>Fill each jar to the brim with boiling hot kompot.
>Fill 4 jars full.
>Drink all but one within a few days.
>Keep one to see how long it preserves.

Pic is the last jar. Looks pretty much the same as it went in.

What do?

Most aren't happy about rogues like murdoch and other big business in the UK either doesn't make the EU any less undesirable. Any agent that seeks to manipualte others is by definition evil from any perspective.

>Not liking the angelina Jolie lookalike over the inxperienced slag.

Any fellow bees in here?

What about PM, then?

>tfw ginger
>10x whiter than brown-haired, brown-eyed """whites"""
>socially acceptable to treat gingers as subhumans

Reminder that gingerism is codeword for ANTI-WHITE

I hope this cheers you lads up a little bit

i'd fug them both

>tfw a girl sees your face, and her face lights up

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/778223041281138688

fug, forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=38kWL51_57E

Even the sun hates you and your kind, that should tell you something.

>kompot

I want to make strawberry kompot myself

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>anyone I dislike is a Muslim

Lmaoing at your lives. Better go defend your precious sluts and single mothers

Go prep the royal bull

Sun hates whites in general, Jose

That's some groovy wallpaper, user.

Being an albino doesn't magically make you a white, does it?

Shits good.
I should of used proper cooking apples. More sour ones instead of the plain ones.

Go prep Khan, nigger.

>sluts and single mothers
Not fooled Achmed, I hope uncle Nige marches you off the White Cliffs of Freedom you low life barbarous saracen

That too

got really into Fash the Nation and The daily Shoah here lately

anyone else here a listener?

can you get drunk off this?

> Be me
> Trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier
> Saw a group of Roma
> Pan handling, spitting, putting curses on people
> So disgusted I threw my ice cream away
> Bastards

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check'd. Achmed btfo.

Proper "off your nut" wallpaper.

Beautiful quads

I never though of it.
I don't know. Same idea as making cider.

>precious sluts and single mothers
Tell me more about you're mummy issues user.

Yeah, although Fatherland is more of my thing.

>god tier brown hair brown eyes
fantastic delusion

they're all mouth and no trousers, they'll even take being told to SHUT UP by scottish manlets

Yeah, been listening for over a year now.

>weeb talking down to anyone

Your mother cries every night thinking of her failure

Farage is checking out of politics, UKIP along with him. Your country is lost

y-yeah I d-definitely know t-that feel...

MUTE YER MICROFORN KNIGHTMAREZ REEEE

Happened to me the other night

Had a head lamp on to be fair

We all know that feel.

Sorry goyim, some of us were raised in healthy two parent homes, in communities where sluts and women that dressed like whores were rightfully treated like shit. Ahmed and his buddies having their way with sluts is quite amusing, unless you're a stormfag.

>tfw

kek

Blond hair and Green eyes is the best for women.

I`m not even a weeb tbqh

Did you mother teach you to view women as sluts and whores?

>some of us were raised in healthy two parent homes, in communities where sluts and women that dressed like whores were rightfully treated like shit.

Yeah right, where the fuck was this?

>tfw KHV

>wearing a skirt means you're a slut

wew dat virginity

I find 2 hours of irl Cred Forums shitposting too much, but the merchant minute/le chateau autiste get my sides every time.

>leaving the gym
>walking back to my car when a couple walk past
>white male, white female
>guy is holding a black kid
>mfw

Did I just see a cuck?

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>new girl at work
>keeps looking at you from far away and being flirty
>when you first talk she's all giggly and bouncey
>her face slowly starts to cringe and she realises you're a stuttering autist

>have normal skin and black hair
>still got those blue eyes and cute freckles

Lads, fuck borders, to be honest.
Look at all those children, doctors, engineers and people who know the cure for cancer in Calais right now. We should let them in and build houses for all of them in the countryside. We don't need the green bits anyway, we can just buy food from other countries.

>Punished Driver
>A Hero denied as real human bean.

>10 images you see that make you say fuck borders and shiet

No, but they're easy to spot. The dumb sluts in school that ended up with a mulatto spawn at 19.

Wouldn't you like to know, kafir

A skirt that short, yeah.

Embrace it m8. I don't even mind right now.

Those children in Calais with families in their UK... how can their families be such heartless bastards? If I were a Brit and my kids were in a camp in Calais and couldn't come to the UK you can bet your ass I'd move to France and take care of them.

By Ahmed's logic most of the cunts in Braveheart were sluts.

>freckles
>normal skin

pick one :^)

They were Scots, barely one tier above sluts.

Perfect.

Similar for me, except my spaghetti went away when I started talking to her and we had some great bants. Now she's sending me messages begging for us to meet up

Bipolar is my superpower desu.

Yes it never entred my head to make something like that . gonna make it as soon as i have some strawberries in

Nice

It's not even that short. Fuck off back to africa if seeing some leg turns you into a rapist

I'm all for this... but wtf am I watching and did anyone read that description? Wtf kind of google-translate broken weird ass shit english was all that? Christ. Could be three strangers in a quiet alley for all we know.

PAKIS OUT

WAIFUS IN

Wasn't he a paedo?

UKIP will make anime real.

I heard nige got asked out by some bird on loose women

express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/712530/Nigel-Farage-Loose-Women-date-lunch-fan-Brexit

does anyone have the full interview?

Lads apparently we have coral reefs in Britain did any of you cunts know that?

He`s a paki so probably.

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Never had a girl give me a second chance after first talking to me. They all cut their loses immediately and move on. I can't talk to them again from that point without seeming like a creep.

You know, even the words are similar, you could be onto something.

What flag is this?

>tfw red hair and brown eyes

The mulatto out of GoT is smoking.

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Brexit was supposed to make anime real

I'm sitting here, I voted Brexit, where's my fucking waifu?

I'm jealous, never had a girl give me a first chance.

>Brighton still Green
good one.

What is the point of the image you posted?

I`m just nice and get on with work, my female co-workers probably think I`m gay.
Now that I think about it the males ones probably do too.

that's not England

Its Belfast

Newfoundland

Anime women are ugly because they have no nose, small mouth, eyes are too big, and their eyebrows go through their hair

Soon lad. Soon.

No idea, where'd you get that?

>no nose

At least they can't smell user's dick cheese.

take steroids. gains cancel out the autism

>Bosnia and Herzegovina has its membership application accepted by the EU

Thanks Brexshitters, now we're not gonna have access to all the pre-owned landmines in the single market. Nice one, dickheads.

I give your opinion a tumblr/10
Take your nose and get out, yank.

But in fifty years this country will be Africa :)

What is the point of anime and waifus?

>tfw at Uni accom in Hackney
>tfw Hackney is terrible
>tfw don't start til Oct 3rd
>tfw bored as fuck

They're also 2 dimensional senpai

Why do you start so late?

I'm already /fit/ but have Jeb Bush tier social skills.

Come cheer up me lads, tis to glory we steer.
To add something more to this wonderful year.

I don't know.

Some unis start in October rather than September, that's all

What is the point of life?

do girls make conversation with you frequently?

if so then your autism levels are just too high sorry

if not then you aren't actually /fit/ enough and you need to take more gear

Not always worth it lad. At my old job we had a new girl start and her an I hit it off well, and ended up going out for about a month.

Only reason it lasted a month is because that's how long it took me to understand she was a bit mental, and not in the cute yandere way where we die together cause I said hello to another person, it was in the "Oh, you can't spend time with me today? Okay, guess I'll cut my wrist and end up in A&E for around 15 hours then!"

Looking back, the slightly dyed purple hair should have tipped me off.

Then why would he come up so early?

There isn't one.

I wonder what would have happened if you'd ignored her antics and acted like nothing had happened, or feigned anger at her for disappearing on you like that.

Lads what the fuck even is this.

>I wonder what would have happened if you'd ignored her antics and acted like nothing had happened, or feigned anger at her for disappearing on you like that.

this stuff works but it gets increasingly harder to apply with time. she will just figure out new ways to trick you into caring about her feelings.

Check

>Then why would he come up so early?

Dunno, maybe he's a fresher.

>take more gear
Anyone taking Roids should have their knees smashed

Another one

What is best in life?

wtf i hate borders now.

looks delicious, problem?

looks rank

To have never been born is best.

The best that we who are alive can hope for is a quick death.

In the US it's sold as
>Extra Meaty, the soup that fills your hole.

why?

>ywn be a part of the absolute pinnacle of a banterous campaign that was the war against Italy
why even live

Life is a gift to be treasured.

Food for men that have just been divorced/poor as fuck uni lads

Probably the same thing that happens to most people in that situation, she'd have lied to the police/one of her friends about something I'd have supposedly done to try and get me done.

Mentally ill girls are only good in 2D land.

LOOK AT THE RECORD OVER THE LAST WEEK, THEY MET WITH THE UNIONS AND GAVE THEM FLYING PICKETS. THEY MET WITH THE ARGENTINIANS AND THEY GAVE THEM THE FALKLAND ISLANDS. THEY MET WITH A BUNCH OF MIGRANTS IN CALAIS THEY SAID THEY COULD ALL COME TO BRITAIN. THE ONLY PEOPLE THEY NEVER STAND UP FOR ARE THE BRITISH PEOPLE AND HARD-WORKING TAX-PAYERS!

HEIL CAMERON

>strength - 331 aircraft
>lost - 564 aircraft
Italy how?

Such a gift.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37421525

Work has begun on the Calais Wall.

>Crack open the 2 month old kompot.
>Still perfect.

LIKE NIGGS HOW DOES FOOD EVEN SPOIL LMAO LIKE JUST STOP THE BACTERIA LMAO

>Aberdeen
>non-alcoholic beverage
???

Are you going to mine the chunnel after Article 50 is invoked?

Kill yourself
If you need help I'll do it for you

Why is NEETaly so bad at warfare?

I just ordered proper yeast for cider and shit.
This shit will be proper cider within 2 weeks tops.

>tfw not a britcuck

>tfw canterbury is a nice town but kent uni is full of libshits
>tfw just wanted to learn without having an agenda rammed down my throat

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What's that perfume bottle looking thing to the right lad? Also checked.

>tfw my uni lets you bring your own shotgun for clay
Feels good to be South West.

>living in an oligarchy

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Fucking wasted.

>ywn be a yuppie in the 80s

looks fucking useless

Judging by the posters on here Germany has the most NEETs

>they are still coming but the media doesn't report it

They flew in replacements, which were then immediately captured and played no part in the battle.

what do you think of national action lads?

It will help a little

youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE

May is my waifu tbqh lads.

>swedishmanonhiswaytowork.webm

We add the machine guns last lad.

Boudicca
Henry 8th
Elizabeth I
Oliver Cromwell
Duke of Welly
Lord Nelson
Winston Churchill
Margaret Thatcher

Autists.

muh silenus, nietszche

they have to be controlled opposition

plebs

lel some funny cunts have been plastering those around my college and close premises

What will be his legacy?

>Boudicca
she was a useless cunt

Brexit.

Most of those people aren't ginger.

What do you get when you cross a ginger and a pole? A gippo, of course.

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Providing us with an infinite supply of remain tears we can use to power our homes.

Disaster in Libya and Syria
A false recovery
Gay marriage

Cuckservative Blair 2.0

Edgy chavs

We need intelligent fascism

Did my first driving lesson today lads.

I'm nearly 19 and left it too long but I did my first 2 hours today and ended up driving near flawlessly on the road, my instructor said I am the fastest he has ever seen anyone get the hang of it.

First positive thing I've achieved in awhile.

His "global address" at Jo Cox's "International" funeral.

Make this happen, chaps.

*tips*

> no oil
> uses bank of England as central bank......can't form own central bank so no independence
> will never get fast tracked into the EU (Belgium, France and Spain will veto)
> doesn't meet convergence criteria for joining euro (getting access to European central bank)
> culture based on Walter Scott's fairy stories and the machinations of the tourist industry
> historically politically, culturally, linguistically, economically divided (highlands v lowlands) until it was dominated and homogenized by England in the 18th century
>"Scots" is a dialect not a language
> shit at football despite it being the national sport
> highlands games dominated by Americans, Canadians and Scandinavians
>importing refugees at a rate that would make merkel's eyes water
> bad food
> irn-bru is pish
> 15 billion deficit
> all political leaders are lesbians or barren
> peculiar national character defined by self-aggrandizement and self-pity.

REEEEEEEEEEE

I'm thinking of starting lessons. I find it incredibly daunting though, and I have no need to drive atm

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nice one, i completed mine in 37 hours. so expect to splash out long term

>the Labour NEC are meeting today
>they have been meeting
>for the last
>6 FUCKING HOURS
>no news
KEK

Don't get too confident, you may be good for a learner but you're still a learner

Such a qt

I'm getting roasted by Scottish schoolchildren in Arma. What do I say to the little horrors, friends?

Lads
order-order.com/2016/09/19/mass-debate-japanese-nerd-porn-libdem-conference/

Momentum Plot Deselection of Labour MPs
youtube.com/watch?v=qHN_s4q7fR0

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37421525

BUILD
THAT
WALL

Tell them they have no future.

Keep referring to them as English

Hopefully this is one of those 'third party puts a policy out there, the other two parties pick it up as a harmless vote winner'

MADMAN

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Whiskey

Lib Dems will get the pale fat weeb vote in 2020 then

Unsurprising

what difference does it make to you if youre leaving?

this, guaranteed chimpout

There needs to be Wojak looking angry over the top of the wall

Is this acceptable behaviour from a waifu, lads?

>more mudslimes in the EU

thank fuck we left

I guess that MP was a hardman

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I would probably feel this way if I wasn't born British tbf.

twitter.com/Peston/status/778278791126904832

>After six hours of debate, Labour's ruling NEC is still on item 4 of ten. This is not a united party

Jesus fucking christ

The absolute state of the labour party

They screamed so loudly my ears feel like they're bleeding. Are Scottish parents dumb enough to let 10 year olds play M-rated video games?

The emo poetry goes in this corner

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Truth

Antinatalist philosophy is the true redpill

I'm fucking bricking it lad.
Anyone else going to York?

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/778238294765088768

I know Tim Farron is wrong about most things but is he right about The Stone Roses?

Has anyone here read Beyond Good and Evil by Nietzsche? It's so fucking verbose and wordy I can hardly understand it

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Play the video game instead, it is much better

Moving in this Sunday. Last few days of my gap year now.
>won't be living the NEET life for much longer
feels weird man

t. tl;dr

>that flag

For your sake you shouldn't have been born.

York's a nice town, ða'll be reet.

>mfw half indian but whiter than my white friends
>mfw going to indian weddings and funerals
>talk to young indians who tell me brits are racist and colonialism is why racism exists also they are all socialists and tell me communism has never been tried
>treat me like I am full white and scowl at me like I'm the person behind colonialism
>this gives me strength
>speak to 1st and second generation immigrants
>all voted for brexit
>all in favor of trump
>tell me to stay away from muslims and tell me about how muslims killed 2million hindus when the states split and how the muslims raped 200,000 women in 1974
>tell me about how hard work is important and how you must earn respect
>earned respect by working shit jobs even though they were doctors and lawyers
>love britain and fly british flags
What happened to the indian youth that old indians are so nationalist conservative and the 3rd and 4th gens are such cucks?

Happy April Fools :P

Here's a tip for you burgerfriend
If a question follows the structure 'Are Scottish __________ dumb enough to _________', the answer is invariably 'yes'

>>mfw half indian but whiter than my white friends
That's not how it works.

>who tell me brits are racist
They're 100% right get the fuck out

North indian stock who are basically whites. I'm extremely pale.But I am hairy as fuck.

How can you people just sit around doing nothing whilst this is happening right NOW?

>North indian stock who are basically whites.
Again, that's not how it works. It doesn't matter which part of *Asia* you're from.

Because some of us are running short positions.

>mfw half indian but whiter than my white friends

Pajeet my son

ITS HAPPENING

>flag
Shit I'm sorry Esteban. I didn't realize your american education system didn't cover the aryans and where they were from.

Lads, has anyone got the fascist version of this image but with Mosely in the middle?

It's alright, lad. Another black guy was shot by American Police, so we have plenty to look forward to in the coming days to keep our minds off [Downward graph]

>mfw

and if you replace the bars with foxes heads on sticks, an interesting thing happens: the word 'cruel' starts flashing

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>scotland not being gassed

pls

be sure to give #dearmuslims a look see!

I live in London. All my white friends are socialist cuckolds who are dating and or married to women who already have kids.
Even a half breed is whiter than that.

You mean gassed like your slavshit kind in 1944?

Fixed

I'm British desu senpai

Out here on exchange until next summer

You're a traitor.

>a half breed is whiter than a white
You lost me.

Where have you been exchanged to lad?

>a look see
What did he mean by this?

Wroclaw

I think he meant a butcher's, a gander, or a looksie.

>He has neither money nor does he have a name, he has behind him not a single newspaper, he has no party. He has everything against him, yet he wants to fight for everything. He wants to fight against the employers, he wants to fight against the proletarians, he wants to fight against the current democratic state and against the autonomous regions, he wants to fight against the religions, he wants to fight against the organized society as we have today, the society of the capital and the trade unions, there is absolutley nothing against which this man would not fight. He wants to build a new state, a new society and has absolutley no one behind him. Only a madman would untertake this task, to go out alone and declare war on a whole majority in all areas.

>It was not easy this fight, and yet gradually the success began to show, against the gagging methods as well as the methods of ridicule, mockery and against the lies and slanders then finally against the violence. The young movement began to win through, you have all expeirianced this.

>They joined one by one and then you have all had the inner feeling: we will win this fight for power in Germany anyway, it may be difficult but what speaks well for us is the reason, it is the realization that the current state can not be maintained much longer, that it is only a matter of time until it breaks either way, it is also the feeling of the need for a revaluation of the many ideas. In the end there was also - i would say - a mystical belief in the immortality of our people - a people that would have been destroyed by the continuation of the given state.

Lads, has anyone got that image of Northern Ireland sitting on a car bonnet whilst England and Wales are dragging Scotland?

How have you helped refugees?

Vote please

strawpoll.me/11266140

Nth for brave William Wallace and the goyim Anglo tribute money.

Keep those coppers coming, little sissy beta.

Don't want another...

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English chicks for Scottish dicks.

Also ***NEW THREAD***

Migrate when ready.

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THINGS

Anyone just watch bbc London news? About the fight in Bexley yesterday? Show the white kids beating up a black kid, not the black kids stabbing the white kid. lol