Why don't we just dump garbage into volcanoes?

Monster shills are getting out of hand lately.

Great idea shartmart

going to be very neat when 10k-100k years from now its dug up after being fossilized and they wonder what the fuck it is.

>lol

Pretty much a scientific impossibility

>go on Cred Forums
>Just throw the garbage into volcanos

There's a huge hole in the ozone layer for a reason, retards. It's so all the bad air can go into outer space.

Why don't we just nuke all the rubbish?

Lol

>we will go down in history books as the civilization that burned trash in volcanos

At least lulz were had

oh go shart in a mart you aren't even funny

this, now you're thinking

Not a bad idea actually.

Its very hot I imagine at least lava is at least over 100c and you wouldn't go outside in that because you would burn to death so a shitty old mattress you toss in will just explode and be gone.

And some stuff might melt.

Volcanos are usually in the middle of nowhere anyway. It would be interesting to see what would happen in you threw a bunch of trash in.
Maybe organic trash that cannot be recycled?

>that first sip of the day

why not just dump it in the ocean? the ocean will clean it and it wont be garbage anymore

build a scrubber machine at the top, close down thousands of plants.

We could dump garbage in the deepest parts of the ocean and then stop once they reach the same level as the ocean usually stops.

start with nu-males

>crrrshhhh
>slurp
>AAAHHHHH
>smacks lips

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Am I the only seeing a white genocide image in this webm?

>Maybe organic trash that cannot be recycled?

u wot?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2011-08-24/methane-fuel-trove-brings-new-york-12-million-a-year-as-dump-becomes-park

Theres already talk of putting nuclear waste into Subduction zones. Its getting it there that is expensive. Day to day trash wouldnt work with Subduction zones because there is to much to transport.

>It's so all the bad air can go into outer space
Tell me you're kidding

Why not just dump the garbage in your mom's ass you fucking retard.

>everyone ITT making fun of OP
>never explain how it couldn't work

hmm...

>Dump nuclear waste into volcanoes

What could possibly go wrong?

I still don't know why we can't just shoot our trash into space. It just keeps going until it crashes into an empty planet or burns up in something far, far away.

Iraq under Saddam had an artillery weapon that shot shit into space and that was back in the 90s. Now its the current year people, come on.

It's obvious he is.

Maybe they should pour more water into it to put it out. Then you have less pollution.
Not putting out a volcano is Canadian tier. These people are dumb. Notice how there are no volcanos in white countries.

We put them out, boys.

really fires those neurons

who knows? thats why we have to try things! its called progress shitlord

Why did this kid's father allow him to leave the fucking house like that?

He looks like the biggest rim-reaming homosexual in San Francisco.

The science is fine.
It's the cost of rockets that makes it literally problematic.

>What is displacement

I would think a private contractor like Space-X has already looked at this issue and taken a pass

Yeah, that sounds good.
It would be cheaper due to travel costs. You just have to move a few kilometers up instead of driving hundreds of kilometers.

Why aren't those morons doing this already?

This webm has perfect jumpscare potential.

maknig me . ponder

In the same spirit, we could just throw it on a huge pile in the desert, then throw nuke on it.

>launch giant trash cube into space
>it eventually collides into ayy lmaos
>kills a few of them
>they get mad about
>retrace the cube's trajectory
>come fuck us up

aloominium is not garbage.

it's because the globalists have already monopolized space and normal people will never be able to use it for anything

What is iceland for 200 please

If the environment is giving is problems, let's just declare war on it. That worked for drugs and terrorism.

We can sling shot it around alpha centauri and use it as an intergalactic false flag attack.

Hugh, with all his ramblings about the Holocaust, was never seen as a good father. So it's not very surprising he let him out that way.

Picked up one of these bad boys earlier. It's Monster Energy's take on a classic and let me tell you they delivered. It’s sweet like the punch you mixed yourself as a kid, but with a little carbonation for a smooth finish.

Doesnt that make them intergalacticists?

Why not tunnel underground and funnel it into some magma so the smoke doesn't go anywhere?
Why not create cars that can be charged by stationary bikes?

>interstellar shitposting

this

fucking kek

>I still don't know why we can't just shoot our trash into space.
In the future it will probably be more cost efficient to do that, but right now it's too expensive and we have plenty of land.

In Iceland they can't put out the fires because all the water turned into ice.
On the flip side - ice doesn't burn so there are no forest fires in Ice Land.

Why don't we just sweep all the garbage under a giant rug?

keked out loud

Just send everything to Africa, don't even need to burry it, just leave gigantic piles of trash in the open. That continent litterally serves no other purpose on this planet.

It costs a fuckton of money to send stuff to space at the moment. Would be more efficient to dig a really deep "garbage chute" into the earth (the temperatures in the bottom will be very high) and dump all the trash there.

Yeah, what a retard. When we should obviously throw it in the Sun. No pollution there, and at the rate we create garbage we could fuel the sun for another gazillion years.

fucking Earthicans REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shooting finite resources into outer space instead of reusing it for other things

smart

Because you are a faggot.
Also Pinatubo

We should make another hole in ozone so that the air that leaves trough one hole can come back in trough another.

we can solve out problems if we built a space elevator.

i fucked my green text up, Boy do i feel dumb.

sounds pretty racist to me

How the hell did that can last even that long? Holy balls.

How can you elevate space when it's just empty space, retard?
I am elevating empty space every time I raise my hands.

it ok senpai, we understood.

>Ozone
>He thinks space exists
Good Goy!

why didn't they just take a rope to the moon so we could easily climb up to it instead of taking dangerous space rockets

Are you retarded? Most of it would just become gas and pollute the atmosphere

Kek

MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELER.

Because it let's off fumes that are worse than the trash?

What a waste of good Monster, tbf

(((environmental problem)))

>incinerate

Tfw all our air is slowly leaking out of the fucking planet

Conservashits say it isn't a problem

to get to space not the moon retard. we would be living in space by now if we had space elevators.

The trash is worse, which is why we call it TRASH.
We don't call fumes trash.

checked and keked m8

the moon is in space stupid, and halfway up you could just get off

>tfw Monster Khaos was discontinued in my country ;_;

>freeze the trash
>let it melt into water
>garbage gone + free water
Problem fixed.

Monster makes you sterile.
Plus the symbols on it are actually the hebrew numbers for 6

This, what would you rather be a spaceman or moonman?

>Jimmy Neutron hits puberty

Maybe if you lowered space instead of elevating it we could live in it.

It's only the bad air dumbass

I'm not worried, I'll probably die alone anyway.

UNDOCUMENTED air. Undocumented.
You don't call it bad air. You just don't.

i'm having very real difficulty wanting to understand that that picture is not altered. it hurts my brain that this faggot looks like this and exists and is probably somewhere right now

You're right, what happens if you dump radioactive waste in a volcano?

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>Not saving the White Race

Just cover the hole with super glue lmao

TOP FUCKING KEK

if we got rid of all the air there'd be nothing between us and space so it'd be way cheaper to get there

>Russian Java Monster will never come back

I miss it so much.

not reading the thread, incineration has been around for awhile newfriend

Do people like this one actually go outside in America?

we believe in nuffing lebowski

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yes, but they are mostly relegated to places like jew york, san fran, portland and seattle

Trash is unsightly but only becomes a danger when people live too close to it. For the rest of us that don't live in pooloo town, air quality is much more important. Also burning things doesn't make them disappear. Ashes will spread and the surrounding area will smell like shit. Not to mention volcanoes are typically sites of very interesting wild life that would have their ecosystem fucked by your dumb shit idea. We already have incinerators that don't dump 100% of their waste directly into the air.

why can't we just build rockets that utilize garbage as fuel, so we can shoot rest of the garbage in space?

holy shit this is smart

based norway

I'll take a little bit of smoke over trash any day, Shlomo.
This is exactly the kind of mentality that is destroying the world.
You should dig up and send all that lava to us. We will take care of it.

>what are greenhouse gasses
Just warm my planet up senpai

It was a nigger joke

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hawaii is in the middle of the ocean thousands of miles from any humans, so even if the air there gets bad it's not going to effect anyone else

Because the liberals would complain that dumping blacks into volcanoes is inhumane.

>incarcerate trash.
Yes they do. They're called American prisons.

wait, how about we shoot the all the garbage to the moon with rockets, and then we just nuke it?

That would make radioactive trash wash up every time there's a tide

Well, that's five cents he'll never get back (assuming this is in Hawaii).

That's true, actually. I once proposed that we shoot trash into the sun.

>but user we can't do that
>people might complain it would hurt the sun

They weren't even complaining that it would hurt the sun. They were literally saying it wouldn't be possible because people would complain.

Trump fags are actually stupid enough to suggest this

but then we can just build a pipe that transport the water including the radioactive trash to neptune, and then we nuke that one too

We should kick neptune out anyway. It has too many fossil fuels and could start polluting outer space.

Is trash even a problem?

Just picking it up and putting it somewhere away is working pretty well.

look at pic related and tell me there is no problem.

>nobody lives in Hawaii with one of the highest costs of living in the world
>the rich people in Hawaii value your easy solution to trash over muh tropical paradise
Good luck with that.

The only good bug is a dead bug

>more densely populated areas have more faces
no shit
What are you implying? That there are faceless people walking around?

Is that the "crown jewel" of the Empire or what?

i see your point. many people have empty closets and cabinets in their houses, so it would be perfect to store all the trash in those

I too am addicted to the caffeinated and carbonated jew.

It just makes me feel good.

and then nuke it

If he didnt have that 'beard' and stupid kindom heart pendant, he'd be fine.

But god fucking damn...

Ahmed it's literally written on top of your pic that it's a tsunami map.
Atleast crop that out and meme right.

bro it's gonna make you sterile.
>India literally shitting all over Africa
Top fucking kek

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We actually don't know why there's a hole in the ozone layer.

Did you know that before it existed, there was a high amount of speculation on if we could remove greenhouse gasses in our atmosphere by creating a hole specifically in the ozone layer?

And then what a surprise one has turned up and nobody knows how. It's such a coincidence that one might say conspiracy, but we know much better than that don't we.

That's what he implied you dense fuck

Thanks, joke explainer.

Dank

more like poonami

bakc to rebbit faggot

And now i´ve mixed it up with incinerate : (

But does anything go out of the hole?

Doesn't gravity hold stuff down?

>Build giant catapult on mountain
>Aim at space
>????
>Profit

If you let India continue with this space program, I can tell you exactly what's going to be coming out of that hole.

>Jimmy Nu-tron

Name an active volcano.

did he died?

>lowered space instead of elevating
They tried that you raging cock addict, it causes a black hole because space is too heavy.

Perfectly good waste of a Monster.
Literally triggered right now

>father

It was funny

>Johnny bravo meets mohammad

youtube.com/watch?v=_EgXoYkmFkQ

He came from the East
They called him a beast
This king of terror insane
Neutron Ronnie, the people would whisper his name

Dangerous and mad
A torch in his hand
Spread fire by the light of the moon
Ooh, pyrotechnical wizard of doom

Oh no here comes Ronnie
Ah the bombers insane
Ah till he dies it'll burn in his eyes

A phantom so cool
A midnight would rule
And molotov cocktail would rain
Babies screamin'
And house would go up in flames

When next Ronnie goes, nobody knows
But inside him's where Lucifer hides
Ooh, he's the boy with the bombs at his side

criminally underrated

Let's just put it in old coal mines and set it on fire.

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The fumes would still get into the atmosphere, also, there aren't that many we can easily access and it would be expensive.

But what if we save up all the garbage and then next time one of them starts to explode we just stuff it up first?

Am i the only one who can't stop imaginning my pet there suffering when i see gifs of lava or tall places?

What the fuck is wrong with me.

Yeah lots of radiation goes into the hole.

Best thread I've read in a while

You two are onto something. If we put the second hole in the ozone on the polar opposite end from the first one, the air could infinitely recycle and we'd get a good bit of airflow going.

Also that'd fix global warming, since moving air is cooler than normal air. Let's get black science guy in on this so he can make it happen.

Why not shoot it into space

That deserves a reply, pretty good.

Just try to find someone that would be willing to get anywhere near the volcano when it's erupting. Also, we would never get all that trash there in time.

Just drone that fucker

That sounds sublime. I however have ascended to the calorie free drink master race so unless this comes in a zero option its a no go for me.

Topkek.

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You know that Volcanoes aren't alway spewing lava, right?

Congrats on the being the only post to have genuinely made me laugh in a long time

We don't have flying garbage trucks, let alone remote controlled ones that could get all the garbage we've saved up there in time. Also, super-heated gases could melt the drones.

This ol max keebler jimmy nuetron lookin ass nigga. Fuck outta here lookin like the goat from hercules.

We dump the air in the volcano too!

okay i cracked.

Literally no downside.

>We don't have flying garbage trucks
What about the f-35?

You're thinking of mountains. They look similar I'll admit. It's an easy mistake to make.

you could drill a well, and put a pump down there with a switch.

my dad does it all the time.

IT FEELS SOO GOOD

>>We don't have flying garbage trucks
>What about the f-35?

NICE ONE SIR.

wew lad there we go!

We're already doing this.

>Well ain't that just quacking crazy?

MAGMA

>a few kilometres
u wot m8

I know it's vice...
youtube.com/watch?v=rDgczitNWqg

Well pol, since we're on the subject of environmental problems, is an environmental science major a shit major? Am I gonna be homeless after I graduate?

American "education"

space is 100 kilometers away which is far less than a single trash truck travels in a day

Looking into it, it doesn't have anything to do with a real volcano. Forget it.

Yes. This is perfect.

I don't recall ever hearing about volcanoes in Germany.

>there are vulcanos in every country
>every volcano can be reached from every city with economically efficiency
>every vulcano is always active
>burning garbage won't create by products
Gr8 b8 m8 made reply, just because i think people are actually retarded enough belive that crap

I want to eat it.

problem comes when we are out of everything, recyclin pretty gud

>>burning garbage won't create by products

if it's hot enough it turns into molecues so you can breathe them ok, like in a cigarete.

This fucking post, man.

Goddamn, I know you're a troll, but you got yourself a (you)

Why don't we just eat the trash

>>there are vulcanos in every country
>>every volcano can be reached from every city with economically efficiency
>>every vulcano is always active
>>burning garbage won't create by products
That sounds pretty great. Why aren't we using these volcanoes?

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Foreign "No free press, so how the fuck do you know you're educated, fucking retard?" My country's press is shill to the fucking max, I can't even imagine how shit tier yours is. Global warming? BAAAA! You fucking sheep.

So does anyone have any valid reason why we cannot do this?

Don't tell me air pollution because thats a meme.

Alex!

Maybe some of the trash wouldn't burn really well and just clog up the volcano?
I mean, nothing can melt metal and wet trash doesn't burn well.

>tfw we have like 2 kinds of monster here only

>nothing can melt metal

you could have a barrel of jet fuel with a spigot that someone could run up and turn quickly.

Fpbp as always

>tfw Monster is imported and costs like $4 per can

Back to caffeine pills

>mfw this thread

you know, all jokes aside, why can we have joke threads like this but a mummy thread or a kayla thread gets pruned and deleted.

>Who was Katrina?

>Believing space exists
>Not believing the earth is flat
>Redpilled
Blue pilled Fucks.

Bro.. I literally saw about 15 flavors and another 5 flavors from NOS or some shit. The monster celtic can is pretty cool

Why would you want to throw her in a volcano? She's cute.

Germans already tried that with no positive results

Yes what could possibly go wrong by burning all of our rubbish and dumping the burnt remains into the upper atmosphere via thermal plumes

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Can't we just throw all niggers into volcanos?

We should just throw all of our garbage into the ocean. First of all, the ocean is fucking huge. I'm pretty sure it would take at least 15 years to fill it up. Secondly, it would bring all of the fishes closer to the surface, allowing us to feed the population at a lower cost. People gonna say it's bad for the fish environment but fuck them, they don't get a vote.

why dont we build a spaceport in india

we then fill the rocket with landfill waste and launch it at the sun

either the rocket successfully crashes into the sun with the garbage, or it explodes over india covering it in even more shit

it's a win/win situation, surely

KKKILL ALL NIGGERS

I'm glad you think it's a good idea.

Please be sure to contact your equivalent of a senator, and ask them to push through a law to make this happen.

I'm sure with enough support we can make this a truly international effort.

>Iraq under Saddam had an artillery weapon that shot shit into space

Designed by Gerald Bull - assassinated by (((Mossad))).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Bull#Assassination

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In Infinite Jest, garbage was shot into the wasteland that was the NE US/Canada ('the great concavity'). Sounds like a good idea.

>trashcube shows up in my bookshelf

This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen a German post.

Also checked.

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nice proxie aylein

I didn't even get this post until after reading like 5 replies and rereading it.

>he believes his middle school teacher about chemical reactions and shit instead of knowing that things that burn just disappear from this plane of existence

The gassy jew is a slow and an insidious killer

>Gohan does fusion with Abraham Lincoln

>volcano lives matter

>subject it to temperatures so low that it shatters into a zillion tiny pieces
>take dustpan and broom and put it in dustpan
>dump in trash can

How could this fail? We have a ton of liquid nitrogen.

I like this idea

>AT
>LEAST
>OVER
>100C
>LAVA. LAVA.

GAS YOURSELF YOU FUCKWIT

>How could this fail? We have a ton of liquid nitrogen.

my teacher did that exact experiment in psychics class with a tennis ball so it would work.

You had your chance, Britain. Ya blew it.

We would just build a really big catapult and toss that shit into space.

I think a trebuchet would be more Canadian. Canons are kind of anglo.

LAVA IS BOILING ROCK

>of the day

Enjoy your heart attack at 26

once we get a space elevator i think we should absolutely jettison our waste into space, or if not into open space, aim it at our sun or some random ayy lmaos sun if it would impact our sun negatively. or fucking have a robot dump it on pluto, nobody gives a fuck about pluto.

some user already said it but
>finite resources on planet
>send said resources off planet with little/no chance of getting it back

As faggy as it might seem, recycling is the way to go. Unless of course we want a future in a couple of decades (centuries?) where every single thing is just plastic bags and discarded iphones

>litteraly fucking nonsense
>american flag

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>mfw stinky 3rd worlders like France are unaware of jokes

Wew lad

Kek, I know he looked familiar

What if you put all the trash into hydrogen and then smash it into a million pieces than sent it into space

dump environmentalists into volcanoes.

that's great idea we could start with OP

kek

sanitation is big business and Alt Right always bows down to (((businessmen)))

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What if you space the trash, then send a hydrogen bomb to explode it?

shut up stupid gypsy go back to india

You burn the trash, it goes into the sky and make stars.
Not to mention it gives the earth that nice smokey smell we all love.

>Russian intellectuals

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good point. although soon we will start asteroid mining so we will be accumulating resources from space. once we find an asteroid that is mostly platinum, iron, etc, we'll have a huge surplus of that commodity. not to say that gives us excuse to jettison stuff into the void, but it's interesting to think about.

incarcerate =/= incinerate

I knew Americans were behind but Jesus... How about you recycle like the rest of us?

>spending millions of dollars to send dog poo and banana peels to space

>american education

recycling is a bigger waste of time

It would cost a fuckton to transport the garbage to volcanoes. It's also effectively just burning garbage, it's cheaper and more environmentally friendly just burn the garbage closer to where it's made and sort reusable materials from it like metals.

It wouldn't smoke

I don't know if you guys have ever seen magma but it burns everything, solid liquid and gas

i fell off the side once, feels bad man

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Holy fuck you are stupid

cause it will come back

No they arent you stupid fuck. By your public school logic where are the oklahoma volcanoes or the volcanoes smack dab in the center of russias tundra

But you need to activate the atoms first for it to work.

same thing happened to me, landed in fucking new zeland.

testpost

tpbp

Guise, Guise. What if we threw everything in a vulcanoe, while simultaneuosly filtering the air ?
Or just a make a lid on the vulcano and once a week scrape all the soot into the vulcano.

Or just tunnel underground and funnel it all into a vessel of magma

checked and keked

>seal off volcano (obviously have a huge escape valve as well in case of eruption)
>throw trash down a shoot into the magma
>collect the exaust in a seperate chamber and let it build up pressure
>use said pressure to drive a giant piston like a steam engine

user not only have you solved all the worlds waste problems but you also solved all the world energy needs.

the worlds first shitpost to receive a nobel prize.

You realize the trash is just going to come right back to earth, right? Unless you're planning on launching every single piece of trash at earth's escape velocity (about ten times the speed of a bullet).

Just for lulz, it would be glorious to see.
The most unreliable shitpost engine.

just dig a hole in the sun and bury it there

Some years ago some smarter people decided to put all nuclear waste in a sealed hole in the ground in bum fuck Arizona or whatever, but hippies got upset because merely the word nuclear poisons an idea to them. If we took waste and threw it under ground it could work swimmingly.

ikr you can't just throw garbe into volcanoes
think of the trash feelings