How hard is it to emigrate to Switzerland?

I'm whiter than you Ahmed.
None taken. As long as it's not as hard as Japan's

You don't emigrate to somewhere, you emigrate from somewhere.
You're emigrating from the US and immigration to Switzerland.

It's also very easy easy.

I don't interrupt usually but how do you even have no shame talking about someone being cucked

Fuck. Meant to say That's alright, as long as it's not as hard as emigrating to Japan

Fuck off with that my english teach is enough

Teacher

Kek

depends on how much money you have. They despise anything darker than pure white and then some. This can be partially fixed by having a significant bank account. And i mean hundreds of millions not some average upper-middle class wage.

socially speaking your life will be pure garbage, but on all other fronts it will be probably one of the best options at the moment on this planet.

Locals are regular people like everybody else, steal like everybody else, kill like everybody else, evade taxes a shitload (especially the swiss-italians) and have this confused sense of germanic superiority which is kinda funny from the outside and harmless.

based on what i've seen, german-swiss are the best kind, they hate you anyway but they keep it for themselves and don't bother. French-swiss are 50-50. Italian-swiss are 100% subhuman garbage. they're worse than niggers, worse than pure sicilians, they basically inherited the worst from both genetic lines

Didn't want to make an extra thread for it, but the official Swiss Department for Statistics just released the crime rate for different nationalities living in Switzerland: 20min.ch/schweiz/news/story/Einwanderer-aus-Afrika-sind-am-kriminellsten-28092289

Isn't there like a 25 year wait before naturalization?

Also stay out Canada, you're no better than Mohammed dirtying up your country.

Is your name Anders or Ahmed?

it's the same in romanian a imigra/a emigra, agramatule

Herman

>Swiss, Greek and Polish have the same criminal ratings
wew lad

A FUCKING LEAF

holy fuck you have peruvians, bolivians and ecuatorians, the shittiest nations in this hemisphere.

A FUCKING MEDKIT

Quite simple: Find a company willing to hire you and you get a permit which allows you to stay.

You cannot stay longer than a tourist would if you do not have work here (legally that is).

>mechanical engineer
>gunsmith
>programmer
>have family there
how hard would it be to get a job

>he believes government statistics

>oy vey, das annudah shoah!!!
Anyway, it's fucking interesting. So it's number of crimes per amount of people? (so it's comparable)

Why?

It's a shit country which is 50% Albanian.

What did he mean by this?

About as hard as the muslim currently enriching your wife

Stay in your mudpit filthy slav

I'm told it's very expensive to live there, that's what i've gather from the swiss themselves and other eurobros.

>northern europe
>calling others mudpits
sorry cunt but they are passing right trough us, our GIBS arent so great but i'd take a shithole over a soon to be muslim shithole every day of the week

>emigrate to switzerland
kek

These guys hate every immigrant, also Europeans.
Even german immigrants can't live there because swiss people will blame their accent and so on.

sorry about Chilean's crime rate Swiss user
our marginal people seem to think that robbing internationally is a sport or a way to advance in society

However, I would like to travel to Switzerland at some point because of your landscapes, even to live if I get lucky enough, what language(s) should I learn?

>our GIBS arent so great

Nothing about your country is great except the number of sexually dissatisfied women

>carring about the satisfaction of a woman
as long as mussies dont come here I wouldnt change a thing, have fun with ahmed though.

What are gunlaws like in Slovenia?

>can have guns for sports and hunting
>can CC if you have a good reason for it
if you want it just go to the russian milf that does all the gun related law shit here and she'll sign it real fast
>have to keep it somewhere safe
>can open carry it on your property
>can collect any kind of weapon but not weapons that are still in use today

>>can collect any kind of weapon but not weapons that are still in use toda
to clarify, by in use I mean military use

Canada is far less cucked than France

Do you need separate license for handguns and rifles?

no

The swiss are as boring as canadians, so i can see why you like them so much

k faggots i plan on moving to switzerland pls tell me what is the best city/town to live, i know there are some towns with brown pls recommend me one where there is 0 brown

brb moving in to family farm in Prekmurje

>needs a licence
wew

>cant have a pointy stick

mmm by looking at prices you guys sure are jewish, 2 million dollars for some shitty 300 m2 hose what are you canadians?

What about a blonde hair blue eyed man, Swiss ancestry on mothers side, father's side is German. Wife is German on both sides, also blonde and blue eyes. Wife is a nurse, I'm a BMW master tech. What are my chances of getting accepted? I'm afraid the US is a sinking ship and I'd like to get out.

>our laws are fine because yours are worse

Sounds comfy TBQH.

seeing as I can carry a gun and you cant have a butter knife, i'd say they are just fine. And finding an old dude who has a whole stash of weapons back from the yugo days isnt that hard

Ban Canada

>the pot is black
t.kettle

Dude weeds need to stay out

>it doesn't matter that my house is on fire because yours has already burned down

we've been burning since slavs existed, we have it under control

You have to migrate to Brazil, it is the white nationalistic version of the nigger

Switzerland is the greatest country on earth

don't believe the bullshit lists with Denmark and Norway rated highly

Switzerland is paradise

More like your house is burned down and Slovenia has the fireplace going

You get bonuscuckpoints for your prime minister though

The US cannot be more of a sinking ship that Switzerland.

You have to understand, despite being out of the EU, you could hardly say that we are our own "ship". If the vessel goes down, we go down with it.

Consider that you have President Trump, and if you're lucky he might actually keep his promises.

>Italian-swiss are 100% subhuman garbage. they're worse than niggers, worse than pure sicilians, they basically inherited the worst from both genetic lines

Can someone please confirm or deny this?

got em

Italians are always mad at Italian-Swiss because they are so jealous and Italians live such a shitty life.

Most Italian-Swiss I know are well behaved and work hard.

Can I move?
I am pure capitalist and sick of Croatian socialism.
I just want to move to SWI, volunteer in SVP or FDP, export Swiss ways to lesser countries in Europe and be filthy rich
Oh, skin pale as milk, chesnut hair

>Denmark and Norway rated highly

Why are you trying to degrade Denmark to your terms Cuckway?

>implying UK gun laws didn't start with the same innocent licensing scheme

THE BOAT IS FULL!

Or you can stay where you are and act as a satelite democrat turning your country to the better.

>hues in the same tier as pakis and iranians

I tried and I failed
Too many socialists (everyone), can't get membership up to save my life
Need hard, cold cash to start a party, win an election and slowly turn the whole nation
Or just burn it to the ground for the lulz

In all white/western countries, it is pretty much impossible for a white man to immigrate. Unless you're a super engineer/scientist/sportsman/CEO.
Meanwhile, those same countries will welcome millions of uneducated, illiterate, violent shitskins with a criminal record with open arms.
Socialists desperately need votes.

You can come if you find a job first, but you'll probably hate it here after 6 months or so if you can't speak the local language fluently. Kinda like in Japan actually, except that people understand you better. That'll help you when trying to find the way but it won't help you with finding friends.

Social change to community my friend. A giant subversive action that promotes traditionall values.

Fuck off we're full

...

It's a percentage you fucking moron. Ofc it's comparable in relative terms.

that's correct. listen to this leaf!

Fuck off, we're full.

fuck off we're full

I can tell you guys to not come to Switzerland.

We swiss will be friendly to you but you won't make any friends if you don't speak the language perfectly. Even germans complain about loneliness in Switzerlad and they are basically speaking the same language but just not the swiss dialect ...

On top of that there are stupid rules and laws for everything and every middle aged person thinks it's their job to enforce them to the letter.
Just a few examples :
You can get a long prison sentence for speeding.
You can get a ticket for putting your GPS on the windshield, doesn't matter where.
Your dog makes a loud noise once ? Expect some old cunt neighbor to call the police on you.
Where my grandma lived, there was an old bitch that was watching the cars out of her window and she would walk down the street a lot to report cars to the police that had expired parking tickets.
A friend of mine went out to the playground next to his appartment to chill with his friends and someone yelled at them because it was just for residents, which they all were.

The cost of living is also astronomical and it gets worse every year, especially health insurance (which is mandatory) and public transport.
A big mac meal costs around 17 bucks, dinner for 2 at a normal priced restaurant costs 150.-, base price for a bmw 3er is 45k, a 3 room apt in the city is 1.5k/month if you're lucky, 1 kg of apples costs 4.- etc ...

On top of that, it's a pretty liberal country. That in itself isn't bad but they really take it too far. Owning a car gets more difficult every year, taxes for cars go up, some cities ban them entirely from the center, lots of parking spots disappear and stupid ideas like no more nuclear energy, tax on meat to promote vegetarism, refugees welcome etc. are really popular there but cannabis is considered a dangerous drug that must be forbidden.

Unless you're extremely rich, you should stay in Canada. Canada is like the US minus a lot of its flaws, heck I wish I'd live there ...

>German ancestry

You literally could be a Pole and be a lot less hated than a Kraut. Don't think being a G*rman will do you any good here.

You can acquire swiss citizenship if you've lived 12 years in switzerland

sem.admin.ch/content/sem/de/home/themen/buergerrecht/faq.0002.html#a_0002

>how is the internet?

Normal I guess?

fuck off were full

My plans was move to a place in which my salary will scale the most, start a company in that country after a few years, gather a crew of rich investors, push them to put in some money in bringing our own people to rule a a nation (need only 4 mil € and about 3 years of work), and then somehow profit off it
Somehow
Maybe do shit like that Soros funds but in the other direction.

>giant subversive action
I like myself more than my country m8.
My country is like a disappointing, drunkard, irresponsible, commie family member that is living off his/hers good looks while he/she still can.

Can confirm.
I am born Swiss with my mothers side all swiss until mid 14th century as far as I know. I am more politicaly more extreme but still I am not 100% part of here, despite me only having swiss culture cant imagine how it would be for one of you fucking frömdi zötzel..

is it true that germans are seen as the turks of switzerland?

what do Bergjuden think of germans and austrians?

FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL!

Its full of kebab and mountain jews don't like foreign whites

Goddamn I cant even fucking write proper english. I should go sleep.

>14th century

Fuck off you dirty immigrant

>frömdi zötzel.
alte...

>polen
>0.3%

Is it hard to migrate to switzerland as a slav? Software Engineer here.

there's plenty of you fucks already here so I guess not

Fuck off, we're full.

My interaction with one Swiss and that too with a woman. She was damn arrogant and probably racist. Luckily, the interaction time was small, maybe she might have thought of me as a nigger.

Correct. Turks are not much more hated than Krauts.

Austrians are OK. G*rmans not. (Not only my personal opinion but of a majority).

*fötzle
Ig weis Ig söt ga penne.

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>maybe she might have thought of me as a nigger.
she most certainly did because you most certainly are one

Obligatory POO

You don't have to be so direct you know.

Wait what? I thought it was super hard

Fremdi Zötzel? Was für en huere Hinterwäldler bisch du eigentli? Gah zrugg du heuere Buur!

Well I guess your country doesn't stay white if you aren't at least 50% racist.

If the swiss are as cunty as you guys say, no normal person would enjoy it really

It is jew. In local communities people can vote against your citizenship.

>For non swiss I marked the leftie for you.

>when the jew realizes he missed a spot

bring money, they won't let you in unless you bother to learn their language, history and have a fat stack of cash over $500,000 USD

Not hard for EU, at least until now until there's a law change. Extremely hard for non EU (so called third states). Easy mode is marrying a Swiss waifu, but good luck on that - nobody wants that.

Residency != citizenship

no. its easy.
but learn german or france

and bring some pierogi with you!

Myth

Why are germans in switzerland so hated?
Why do you hate us Schweiz-bro?

Polish perogies are not as good as Ukrainian or German

I thought about America, then it seems an almost impossible option, I thought swizterland was never an option.
Austalia seems decent and promoting skilled emigrants (there's a list of wanted skills in their gov site, and a lot related to computer science major)
I might be able to get a belgian passport, could laws be bent if I can speak well with the embassy or maye work a few years in belgium?

Sometimes when I'm bored I like skimming through the forum for expats in Switzerland and the sheer level of butthurt is amazing.
>they be wayciss!
>damn swiss women won't date me!
>nobody wants to be my friend
>people don't respond to me if I talk to them in English wtf!!!
>fuck swiss people, fucking robots all of them

I fucking love it

I think for historic reasons. Actually good question, I'll have to look into it.

ICH KRIEG NEN KAFFEE.
Und eure generelle Vorstellung wir währen Deutsche.

>could laws be bent

No. Nobody knows what the future law will be and when it will be implemented. Google Masseneinwanderungsinitiative.

>nobody wants that
Why exactly is that?

switzerland is the safest place of europe. less crime then norway. and taxes are really low.

Haha i know that forum

being born swiss is like winning the lottery. except god is real and its just proof we're better than the rest of you mud fuckers

suck my dick we're full no entrance i will find you and light your permit on fire step on your dick and have you arrested for assault my foot and deported

Yes, swiss women are the worst ...
That's why we have so few births and why swiss men all wife a thai

post forum, i need a laugh

Swiss women are like JAVs (Jewish American princesses). Entitled stuck-up bitches. Plus ugly in my eyes.

I was referring this
>the Belgian parent was born abroad and makes a declaration, within a period of five years following the child's birth, requesting that he be granted Belgian nationality. This declaration (declaration d'attribution/toekenningsverklaring) must be submitted to the Belgian embassy or consulate in the main place of residence of the Belgian parent abroad, or the registrar in the parent's municipality (if the parent lives in Belgium). Belgian nationality is obtained on the date upon which the declaration is made.

>Where a person is born outside Belgium and the Belgian parent who was born abroad does not submit a "déclaration d'attribution/toekenningsverklaring" within a period of five years following the child's birth, a late declaration is allowed provided the child does not have another. If the child risks becoming stateless due to the other parent not being able to transfer their nationality, or the country of birth not granting nationality, the child will acquire Belgian nationality automatically. If the child then acquires another nationality before age 18, Belgian nationality is lost.

>taxes are really low

Unfortunately another myth

That's not very neutral of you.

weil ihr nervt. Alle anderen ausländer akzeptieren das wir sie nicht mögen. Ihr jammert aber deswegen am meisten rum.
Hier seid ihr die nigger

I am fluent in French, does that do me any good?

savage mate. Roger approves

french faggot thinks he can just ignore the law. no wonder your country is shit. kys frog fag. and swiss-german is not a dialect of german, its real german. modern germany is just gutter arab slang shit.

fuck you and your faggot dog

In the French part yes.

Don't know

>mid 14th century
you are literally a filthy immigrant and more or less a nigger

ot: is so wrong that your country has a southern border wall while usa can't build it

That's pretty much what I would have guessed. On a semi-related note is it true that the penalties for speeding are really harsh?

Was ist denn an euch nicht deutsch?

>even to live if I get lucky enough, what language(s) should I learn?
Any, just stay out of big towns. Even the least degenerate big towns are fucking shitholes

Maybe some belgian user can help

>start a company
>in switzerland
>laughinginyourfacce.gifpeg

Wenn Deutsch sein bedeutet, dass man sich von Migranten befruchten lässt und eine syrisch-allemannische Generation aufziehen will, dann sind wir nicht deutsch

American fluent or actually fluent ?

If actually fluent, you won't have any problem in ~20% of the country, but you should do it like me and live in France where the cost of living is much lower and hop over the boarder just for work ...

swissbros, tell me that this burger isn't right :c

But you are French right? My internship advisor was French her boyfriend was German not Mehmet, but native.

>l mid 14th century
you need to go back newfag

We don't want you

Up to a certain penalty - let's say 500 bucks - it's the same for everyone. If your violation is severe and would cost more than that, the income becomes relevant. They take a percentage. If for example you sell derivatives at Leonteq and you earn 1 million per annum you'll pay tens of thousands maybe even more.

not 50, but a considerable amount. Albanian memes and youth are a part of switzerland. We took them as immigrants.

wow put some Salbi on your butt, it might help with the hurting ...

I'm probably more swiss than you, you half albanian, half turk mudslime ...

>NouWao

Vitalik @ Ethereum did it

Switzerland is the only country other than Japan that I'd be willing to visit.
Hopefully Switzerland stays uncucked, unless they are already getting cucked and I don't know about it.

wir sind Alemannen, nicht Deutsche. Ich mag euch Gummihälse wenn ich in Deutschland bin, aber hier in der Schweiz seid ihr unerträglich. sorry

>fuck swiss people, fucking robots all of them
swiss autism is best autism

>Been trying to learn German for a long while
>Literally nobody here speaks anything other than English, maybe a little spanish, or if they're cunts french
>Can still only half-understand this
;_;

I think he got the residency because it had to deal with money. Otherwise, I don't dink so.

Das hat auch niemand gesagt
Übrigends habt ihr prozentual genauso viele migranten

I hope they treat you bad stay in your country Luigi

neutrality is a meme. i will rape you in anus with the buttstock of my k31

Pajeet, this flag ^ only means that my internet connection originates from that country, I'm actually pure swiss

Sounds kinda shitty, although I guess Germany is right there if you want to go fast.

lol bitter faggot expat manlet niigger detected. kys and go back to your shitty country arab

Just play doulingo. it's pretty good and fun to play.
Ich bin ebene sechs, ziemlich gut

dude, zurich is full of shitskins, 2x worse than oslo or helsinki

sure thing whiny mongrel. go suck an arabs dick while your mother and sister are impaled on a 6foot cock strapped to the front of a truck

Way too easy. Even worse: Cities are a backdoor to naturalization. In villages the people can block naturalization for non integrated people like muzzies walking around in hijabs and shit. Cities just naturalize them all unless they're massive criminals. Local leftie governments are cancer.
Internet is okay. I live in a rural area and I have 400mbits down, 40mbits up and 4G reception on my phone. In cities you can usually get a gigabit symmetric fiber for 65 bucks a month(no traffic restrictions and the provider plays no stupid games with youtube, netflix etc - last time a provider tried to play that game the swiss equivalent to the supreme court kicked their teeth in.)

I am really interested in criminality split up by how many generations ago they were naturalized. I bet the swiss one is only at 0.3% because cities naturalize so many non-integrated people.

English is more than enough if you're visiting as a tourist.

This only counts people with a residence permit - criminals who come to ransack the country and then return to their gypsy homes in eastern europe are not counted in this statistic.

How tough would it be to find a job as a ex-Us navy pilot in Switzerland? Granted, I'm talking like 20 years from now, but what kind of jobs are generally open to foreigners?

Very hard.

They have tanks at their boarder.

Only lvl 6 ?

Maybe you could use some more concentration ?

its meme tier. albanins are

But that woman was scientist, almost professor/research, probably an associate professor, maybe that's why she was arrogant and I was afterall a grad student.

Haven't played a lot, it takes time

I have been, about 2/3rd through the tree.
I've been struggling to get past that though because I'll forget to do it and then have to refresh everything for a week

Is this a final solution to learn german?

Thank you all for letting me know that the spiritual country defence still is alive.

>ex-us navy pilot

DOOD, our military and fighter jets are fucking shit. I cry everytiem myself to sleep, bcuz I am not an american, who can join USAF and fly Lockheed or Grumann planes.

He's just angry because Swiss Italians hate north Italian. North Italians like to feel superior to other Italians when in fact they're just niggers

Would you accept a white French who wants to work or do you dislike them ?

>tfw live in lasuanne. have 10mbit down and like 5mbit up for 65chf :{{{{{, i live in the 'suburbs' tho. center lausanne has gone shitty in last ten years

Ex-military/navy/air force whatever means nothing there because everyone has a military rank.

You might be able to become an airline pilot if (big if) they accept your flyers license ...

Butthurt female detected.

Very soon I'm marrying my Nubian qween. She's also gonna bring along half of her tribe through Familiennachzug. I'd rather spend a million years with a nigress than one minute with a cunt like you.

>when you can live and work legally in 30+ eu countries

kek guisan looks like a nigger on that plate

There's no space for new houses.. Switzerland is little

kek, noticed it now

nope. we're full. theres no more room. not for anyone, no matter how white your stupid skin is or how blue your stupid eyes are. swiss dgaf about that fake aryan bullshit.

fuck hitler. hitler is bitch, little nigger, we shot his planes down, just like we shot ally planes down. come at us, we will rape you. no entrance –.…¬

>not flying Saab JAS 39 Gripen

stay mad pleb

>am really interested in criminality split up by how many generations ago they were naturalized. I bet the swiss one is only at 0.3% because cities naturalize so many non-integrated people.

Thought of this as well

I'm not a pilot yet. I commissioned, but dont start flight school until November. It was purely hypothetical, what am I going to do 20 years from now? Move to Switzerland or marry a qt from Faeroe Islands and move there.

Realistically I'll end up flying helos, but I'd love to fly jets.

But by the time I get out of the Navy I'll have a masters too, so theres that.

>everyone has a military rank

fucking pathetic, don't act like our military can be compared to US. I bet only 1/20 would actually pull the trigger, when pointing an enemy in our army. Just full of theory soliders, not real, not strong, not modern.

but but but muh capitalism,muh gun laws,muh no welfarestate!

I've always wanted to visit switzerland. Been interested in it's culture and location ever since I was a kid and now that I am older, I can visit.

Thing is, I am black. How bad would it be for me?

Yeah, just make sure it's near the border so that you will have lots of french coworkers

Rude tbqh.
I will still try because Swiss people don't look as bad as some poeple believe.

switzerland is a cuck country with too many rules. you have to be a cuck to want to emigrate to that meme of a country

>fuck hitler. hitler is bitch, little nigger, we shot his planes down, just like we shot ally planes down. come at us, we will rape you. no entrance
Now I want to move to Switzerland just to corrupt your ppl in the ways of the Hue.

>disorganized shelf

you seriously are a fucking immigrant lmao...

>tfw swiss passport and speak Bernese dialect
>no one to speak it with but my pops and sister
>uni sucks because I'm a shut in loser
>spend all day on an anime imageboard but hate anime
>born ugly so no gf
bahahaha what a hilarious and cruel life

>its*

Pls put down the keyboard grammar nazi/stormfag-san.

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our planes are great

....when they are not crashing into the side of mountains lmao

>I am black. How bad would it be for me

Swiss cunts will cause floodings. Hope you can swim.

Nobody would notice you, Switzerland is full of your kind

Don't go to villages, the lefties in cities will protect you, even if you literally do 9/11

>How bad would it be for me?
not bad per se. the people just don't want you here but you won't have angry farmers chasing you out of the country.
you'll be tolerated, just like us white folk are tolerated in Japan, despite not being overly welcome

sure thing nigger. i iwll find you and light your mudhut on fire and have you deported for being a nigger. prepare your asshole for me

Really?
Even red pilled ( in theory) swiss women dreams with dem BBCs?

Fuck!

>mexico

>redpilled
>women

Pick one.

why don't you move to her shit hole country instead? I don't see why in the fuck marrying someone would allow you to bring their parents to the country

youre not swiss just because youre a little faggot with swiss parents. you grew up in burgstan and youre a burger. burn your swiss passport foreigner

Fair enough. I want to snag me a nice swiss girl. How are they?

Just moved out of home. Just placed everything necessary first, Ill have time on saturday to fully organize everything and to go vote in the municipality building with suit and bayonet on belt.

>sure thing nigger. i iwll find you and suck your dick on fire and have you licked for being a nigger. prepare your asshole for me

Fixed that for you

>best country on the planet
>best education on the planet
>still go for empathy instead of reason
Jesus Christ.

Noice

coalburning isn't really a thing here, mostly because the blacks we get aren't the >cool american ones but the african starving ayy lmao type of blacks.

>you grew up in burgstan and youre a burger.
lol I'm just here for study, nice assumptions m8

feels good to be swiss

fuck off, you're going too far

>Quite simple: Find a company willing to hire you and you get a permit which allows you to stay.
This goes in the entire world. Step one is to find a multi national enterprise with sites both in your country and the country you wish to live in. Work a year in this enterprise in your own country. Get a transfer to the desired country. Work there a few years and get residency.

why you canuck loves so much periogis?? i kmow that you got that in every geocery store down there in cucklandia

youtube.com/watch?v=eZgUhN_sF6E

How can you be a NEET and work at the same time?

theyre tops. but you need to pick up a girl from a small village which you wont because theyll never look at a burger swilling faggot as anything other than someone she needs to get deported asap

nice excuses foreigner.

>projecting this hard

i assume ur a burger bitch, leave switzerland for more than 5 months = you are now foreigner, burn your passport

im going to bed but (you) all deserve to know you are the niggers of the world and stay out of switzerland, we are #1 country and we've earned our spot, stop trying to sneak in and bring us down you human achors, you shit, you garbage, you disgusting smelly filth

i don't even want to know what you think about italians then...

Because we have high concentrations of German and Ukrainian immigrants. The store made do not compare to homemade.

The storemade are generally bastardizations of old recipes and taste like shart

great coffee
also
niggers of the south

>not eichhof

>16 posts by this ID
autism

At least you are armed to the teeth and everyone has military training.

When the SHTF just shoot anything that comes across your boarder that is not white.

You Survived both WW1 and WW2 I think you will be alright as long as you don't let the shitskins in.

Well you are Mountain Jews basically

And how are your niggers?

Crazy like in every other place? Full of hatred for "da white man"?

For the love of God, tell me the education system is working well with those nignogs.

I cant really picture a Schwarz Lives Matter in Switzerland.

Occupy Zurich either...

I fucking love you guys. I honest to god wish I learnt how to speak Italian, you are bro-tier neighbors!

northern Italy is top tier imo

>implying anyone here has friends outside the internet

>At least you are armed to the teeth and everyone has military training.

HAHAHA Texas could probably invade Switzerland, these cuck faggots would shoot themselves first before shooting at an invader ...

>swiss
>hot women if you are a mongrel-ngong

>Your dog makes a loud noise once ? Expect some old cunt neighbor to call the police on you.

WTF i love switzerland now

how the fuck would I know, they all arrived here 2 years max ago and they're neither skilled nor educated in any way. Basically just gibsmedat refugees.
And they won't ever integrate into Swiss society anyway since it's waaaay to far apart culturally from whatever Eritrean shithole they came from. They'll live here in their own diaspora and eventually they'll die out without having interacted with Switzerland at all.
reminder: in order to voice demands you need to have a way of communication first, which these literal aliens definitely don't

They're all straight from Africa, they don't have any education or culture, only basic reptilian brain needs like dancing, drinking and fucking

Eritreans are actually the best kind, the real nigs from sub sahara are the problem

is this shit of the airplanes real? anyway you liked the bazi gold in your banks

>All these people wanting to come here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OF WE'RE FULL
I DON'T WANT FOREIGNERS HERE I DON'T EVEN WANT SWISS FROM OTHER CANTONS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Eritreans are actually the best kind
yeah, no. fuck them all. the biggest joke is that we won't ever deport them, even if their country went back to being stable because nobody knows who these people are.
If you're a westerner you'll be identified immediately and sent back to where you belong if you fuck up. some african mudman? nobody even knows your name for certain so what can the authorities do. you can tell them anything or even better, just refuse to talk to anyone at all since you're an uneducated mudfarmer with no German skills whatsoever

Allied and axis planes were shot down indifferently.

You really don't need to talk when cleaning a toilet while your masters sit in the office and do some brain related work

Lol.

I'm Swiss in the UK.

Switzerland for non EU nationals is impossible. Only in the EU you have a chance. Also, Swiss employers have to prove that they cannot find a Swiss worker to do the job if you apply for a job in Switzerland.

I don't mind the ones that work. unfortunately only a fragment of them do

>swiss
>is a country

pick one

Ohh good idea op. I am black and will look into it as well!

Sounds like heaven honestly, I don't want to be bothered when I leave the house.

God damnit, why is this fine but suddenly it's racist to want this in burger land

Everyone always goes on to talk about how great swiss land is but they only want to implement a few of the things

i saw some swiss, both in real life and on omegle,that are as white as me

Why are all ex-USSR countries bundled together???! Dats rayciss!

t. Russian living in Switzerland

fpbp

love you swissbro. also italians respect switzerland so much, it's ridicolous, we see it like eden

Shall I tell you the reason why Switzerland refuses to be cucked?

Direct Democracy.

Read the EU referendum story (or I will tell you if you ask).

A FUCKING MEAT BUN WITH AN EGG BETWEEN THEM

Banking ?

Have you already started looking for a place to live in Frankfurt ?

What do you expect when you need a diploma even for the easiest jobs ?
A big classic is actually skilled immigrants having to do shit jobs because we don't recognize their diploma.

Someone I worked with had studied medecine for years in Jugoslawia and became a veterinarian but couldn't work here because his diploma wasn't accepted ...

Tell me the story pops

...

Because burgerland is owned by Mc Donalds and Switzerland is owned by the Swiss ?

come home, Ameribro!

you know, the Ticinesi like to bitch about border-hopping italians, but the rest of us know that you are pretty important for Ticino.

I really wish I could go to Italy without automatically being some dumb tourist, your country has so much to give but mass-tourism has kinda spoiled it.
still love it though

>mexican
>giving ANYONE else shit about stealing copper

Your people are the reason why we have to build walls around construction sites.

>Cities are a backdoor to naturalization

So the National government does not do the Naturalization?

>because his diploma wasn't accepted ...
because their education is dirt tier and way below our standards. that's why.
>muh highly educated specialists from 3rd world countries
no. it's a myth.

Pro tip: don't go to Venice

You'll walk in an open air sewer system and the restaurant you will be eating at only employs Asians

what a fucking based country. why tho? why they didn't say shit?

yeah that's a nice place to live with 90% autists ....

3 of my Guard jobs in socal where just guarding construction sites with copper in them because of all the spics stealing it in the middle of the night

Don't know how many times i saw cars pull away fast as soon as they spotted me

True. Still, I guess you enjoy browsing super-fast Internet from your domestic shitholes, you poor fucks.

>because their education is dirt tier and way below our standards. that's why.

Do your research, Älpler.
Serbia was just a normal european country before the war, even better than Switzerland since they wanted to eradicate the mudskins instead of inviting them in ...

kek

this is very common, knew a albanian that used to be a doctor, but worked here as a assistant for the docs, he obviously knew shit told how he had to help war victims

Colui che scrive da Napoli calm down Giuseppe

Of course, they hate niggers.

I'm considering applying to a few universities over there because of the protests here currently desu. Besides high-school results and the language, how likely is it that I'd get in considering I have an EU citizenship?

Afrikaaner?

if an italian emigrate in the german canton it would be actually impossible to integrate due language? I heard that you can learn any language if you live in a place for 3/4 months and actually talk to people.
will I end up in the retarded immigranst swiss forum?

It's just such a waste, everybody wants to import skilled people because they don't need expensive education/training and if they somehow come here, we treat them like some nigger that can barely read ...

how scary is it down there in SA?

>how likely is it that I'd get in
Pretty likely if you have ok grades.

So they are living of welfare?

I tought Switzerland was fighting aginast this massive immigration madness.

Serbia might be the exception actually, I have to agree. But your statement definitely won't hold up if we're talking African, Middle-Eastern or even Eastern European (((specialists)))

Not if you live in a city. Unfortunately 50% of city people are either Italian or from italian descent and speak fluent italian

B A N T E R

We like europeans. Italians are bro-tier, french women are the cutest, portugueses are funny monkeys... It's just you fucking krauts we hate

You have a better shot of getting struck by lightening on your way to cash in the winning lotto ticket, than you do of attaining Swiss citizenship. It's a quietly nationalist country.

>So they are living of welfare?
of course, what else would they live off? their famous jar-carrying skills?

Education in those countries is bullshit, so it's only natural.

unfortunatly? do you hate or you love or there are mixed feelings?

>not helping dem immigrants by buying their famous mud-cookies for just 1 euro

You are really are evil.

>You have a better shot of getting struck by lightening on your way to cash in the winning lotto ticket, than you do of attaining Swiss citizenship. It's a quietly nationalist country.

Only if you're white, if you're not, they will give it to you for free

What do you guys think of an Englishman that would like to move to Switzerland?
I'm finding German kind of hard to learn, but i've visited places like Zurich and Chur quite a few times and absolutely love the culture and cleanliness.

Guys can I join? I have a gf, im catholic and, shes not christian but right-winged. Also we want to have atleast two childs. We both white af and she has danish ancestry.

Ok. Here is the story of how Switzerland refused to be cucked by the Swiss Globalists.

It all began in the 1990's. Or more specifically, in 1992. See, Switzerland's economy was in the shits. Switzerland wasn't really doing well economically and we needed some help boosting up our numbers. Now the Swiss elite came up with an idea. Let's join the EEA (European Economics Area, which later morphed into the European Union).

Now like I said, big constitutional things like this have to, by law, be put to a referendum. All constitutional things. We also have things like if you get a petition going around and it gets 100,000 signatures, Switzerland has to, by law, put a country wide referendum. In fact, we held a referendum to ban minarets (basically the top tier of a Mosque, google it). And it got banned. lel.

Anyway, I digress. So yeah, we had to have a referendum. The Swiss global elite were so sure that this referendum was going to pass and that we were going to join the EEA, that they had informal discussions and began filing for membership BEFORE THE REFERENDUM WAS HELD. This pissed off a lot of people. It was a big big mistake. I sometimes think that if it hadn't happened, the outcome would've been different.

Anyway, out comes this based man called Christoph Blocher. A billionaire. He managed to frame the whole situation (talks, filings before the referendum) as the Swiss elite trying to destroy our country and that they shouldn't be trusted. Now keep in mind that the polling showed that 70% of people would've voted to join the EEA. But Blocher put out a MASSIVE campaign and essentially smeared the Pro EEA (to be known as EU) campaign.

The final referendum result?

50.5% AGAINST joining the EEA.

That's right. We nearly got cucked by 0.5%.

well in his case he kinda still succeeded, since his son and daughter both studied medicine and his son is doing his master, so his skill wasn't wasted too as much

And that was it. All the lies that were similar to Brexit were quashed. Blocher exposed this with his report 10 years on (blocher.ch/uploads/media/ewr_en.pdf). I encourage you to read it. All the economic disasters never came. All the unemployment never came to fruition.

There was another vote to join the EU. (By 2001, it was called the EU). It was rejected again by 74%. These days, if we had a vote on it again, it would be rejected by 90%.

That's the story as to how Switzerland stood up and shat on the Globalists.

There was another vote to join the EU. (By 2001, it was called the EU). It was rejected again by 74%. These days, if we had a vote on it again, it would be rejected by 90%.

That's the story as to how Switzerland stood up and shat on the Globalists.

Only in Geneva though. I HATE living there. There are a lot of places where you can't go anymore without seeing a pack of pavement monkey smoking weed and listening to their ooga booga music. It used to be such a nice place.

Who is this faggit

NOOOO but wasn't everything private in switzerland?

Tough competition but are any types of engineering in demand in Switzerland? It sounds like a better place than Norway to live in considering you can own guns and dont get assraped by taxes like we do here.

>tfw some retarded nog "refugee" lives in Switzerland and I dont

mixed feelings, but I have to admit that if there has to be immigrants, I'd take Italians over other people since they actually seem to integrate. The problem is that most Italians here seem to be from poor, rural areas and well, I'm sure you know this kind of people ...

Don't know why the end bit came out funny. Anyway, Sorry for my bad english. I hope it explains it!

the only good thing about the portuguesse is that they usually stfu and do the shit jobs without much complaining or at least they can't really

the indians on the other hand

Nee, maar ek kan dit praat.
It's not so bad. The vast majority of violent crime happens in the black areas and I've never actually been a victim myself. These protests are worrying though because there's a racial aspect to them and there's very clear frustration among the blacks (Understandable but misguided, as usual).
I've heard that foreigners are always second-pick for this sort of thing over there, so I'm gessong I'll have to do pretty well?

my swiss politics professor at Uni almost had a nervous breakdown when she told this story to our class and kept mentioning how this horrible horrible outcome could have been averted if only the elite hadn't handed in their member application early
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