Australia, what the fuck?

N-N-N-N-N-NEW BURGER???????

Is it true that pork pies are banned in Australia?
Something about meat touching pastry.

Sometimes I wonder if Australia is even real.

>burger technology

also checked

So is it pork or beef?

Two nukes weren't enough.

Brilliant invention
(too bad every trailer park invented it 50 years ago)

DELETE THIS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE --OUR-- INVENTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There is no copyright in the world that can stop me.

Burgers belong to US.

>Meanwhile, an American tucks into a delicious meaty chilli dog.

America, does this mean war with australia for their precious hamdog resources? Are we going to see them "liberated"?

youtube.com/watch?v=ds0IsJX9Ixo

HEY GUYS, OIL WAS JUST FOUND IN AUSTRALIA!

beef circle and chicken is better

Absolutely DESTROYED

>Australian man patents
>Australian
>Man

Holy shit, you mean some guy is going to get rich off of this idea that took no effort to put together?
I support this 100%, God bless capitalism.

There will be war.

Looks like something out of a Lunchables pack

SHART IN DOG

Fuck that looks so god damned good

Good thing I'm not fat just bulking

>meanwhile, a Britistani bites into a freshly baked toast sandwich

I've eaten meat pies in Australia, they're there

GOOD FUCKING LORD!

>not calling it the dogger

Australia has redeemed itself.

Advance Australia fair!

thanks Australia

I take back like a third of the nast things I've posted about you

Get this man his US citizenship and a gun right now.

Australia is more American than we are. What a time to be alive.

That was Japan you cucking ignorant. Don't they teach you anything in school other than the joys of anal rape?

>Australifats

Doesn't have the same ring to it

>Where were you when the Burgers freed the fuck outta the Hamdogs?

We invented the fucking sandwich, you knuckle dragging mongoloid.

We can put whatever the fuck we want in it.

that looks glorious

GIIIIIIIIBBBBBSSSS MEEEEEEEE DAAATTTTTT

>bland tasteless frankfurter not delicious sizzling snag
>disgusting seeded bun not soft white bread
>lettuce, tomato, other poncey shit not soft tender grilled onions
yeah nah

AUSTRALIANS YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. DEAD. BURGERS ARE OURS, NOT YOURS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nice thread faggot, saged

SOME BODY ONCE TOL ME

DELETE THIS

>An Australian is responsible for this, not an American
>The hamdog will forever be Australian food

Lawl
youtube.com/watch?v=72Nadeovs4c&feature=youtu.be

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

WE WUZ BURGER KANGS AN SHEEET

I can't believe you've done this.

Hot durgers?

The Australians are asleep bro
We OD'd on hamdogs

The Epitome of Human technological advance.
We are ready for the next step in evolution now

try

>Australards
>Aussiefats

Right, just throw some fish head on it, delicious.

Aussies, you are messing with forces you do not truly understand. Turn away now before it's too late.

>american education

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Is it true Americans line up at the burger trough to gorge upon patties in buns?

not a meat pie
a pork pie as in pic related
very different things

Australia, from this day forth, you are my new greatest ally and will be receiving all the aid we previously gave to Israel.

Would you perhaps be interested in position of Chairman of the Federal Reserve?

Top kek

is this is meme?
that's a literal shit sandwich

Why do I feel so threatened? I think I'm having an existential crisis.

JEBUS GHEST

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

proper hotdog has poppy seeds
sesame are for burgers

Why is the sausage so white?

britbongs love to

SCARF

DAT

BARF

They're midwesterners, man. They put chili on their spaghetti.

Yes, I too saw the the thrread on r/nottheonion

That's fucking genius, Bruce!

Cheers cunt

AHEM

SCARF
DOWNZ

BARFZ

Another case of bio-terrorism

Bland food is the mark of white people

>Not enjoying the pie that allows the delicious flavours and oils from the fish's head to seep down into the succulent meaty filling of eggs and fish

Merry place you may believe, Tiz Mouzel 'pon Tom Bawcock's eve
To be there then who wouldn't wesh, to sup o' sibm soorts o' fish
When morgy brath had cleared the path, Comed lances for a fry
And then us had a bit o' scad an' Starry-gazie pie
As aich we'd clunk, E's health we drunk, in bumpers bremmen high,
And when up caame Tom Bawcock's name, We'd prais'd 'un to the sky

geg

SHART IN MART

SCARF DOWN BARF

SHART IN K-MART

>They put chili on their spaghetti.

Do you not?

Their banter has evolved to 3D levels.

May Kek help us all.

Don't project Ireland.

Wtf i love Australia now

SCARF DOWN BARF!

as hilarious as Finn memes are to you, i cant tell you how i spout milk out my nose when i see them coming the other way from non-Finns

ty, muribro. cheered me right the fuck up.

Beans on toast is fucking awesome

Bet you've never had a sip of our delicious ARYANTEA either.

First they came for our bantz
Then they came for our burgers

No, I put tomato sauce on spaghetti. How's Cleveland treating you?

>not calling it a hamdogger

>still desperately trying to force this meme
Keep at it Muhammad, you almost got DRUMF to catch on :DDD

Next is your women

Whatever m8
Not even close to the greatest hot dog ever

MAXIMUM BANTS!

bratwurst

What? No fried egg or beetroot?

WHAT IS THIS "FOOD"

YOU LOVE TO SCARF DOWN?

BARF!?

Now we gonna come after dem gunz n 2nd amendmentz n shieet

>he wants La'Queesha and Fon'Ta'Nasia
You can have them Roo

Already been done

>THIQQ
>potato chips too

...

I don't know what you mean?

What the fuck is wrong with beans on toast you cunt

mate it's fucking 6am here if you want more aussie replies start the thread later

Now THIS is leafposting.

>PIC RELATED BONGS

WE'RE GOING TO
FLAVOR TOWN
L
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V
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T
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...you sure you want them? I just wanted to check.

THICC

how did i never think of this

youve gone too far with this one mate

That sir is a delicious spotted dick and I gobble down hundreds of spotted dicks a year.

Don't you dare sully its name you fucking leaf.

It's beautiful.

fuck them abos desu senpai, ours is better

i want to stick my dick into that, repeatedly.

...

Why did you randomly break out into song? Is this normal in the uk?

Ive run out of gross british food photos

I thought you couldn't patent food items

Australia, my friend, give me that burger

That looks American to me

I can see this being invented by a guy who loves toast but hates crumbs

Forget it. Just know slapping chili on everything is a midwest creation, and everyone else thinks it's dumb.

Mate, meat pies are our national cuisine.

They're literally our hamburger equivalent.

I had spotted dick once.

A few Antibiotics cleared it right up though.

this is actually a really good idea. i would definitely buy one to enjoy the tasty meal and use the funds to support my local communities and chamber of commerce.

That does look much better.

Oh, thank god. I thought America really had lost its culture there for a minute.

South Africa why are there no shitposters from your country? Are things too depressing with all the Kaffir to shitpost? SA posters all seem very informative and a little depressing, but very little humor or irony.

SCARF

I don't think having meat in your speghetti makes it chili m8.

>Ive run out of gross british food photos

Now post roasted chinky dog.

ALL WHITEY CUISINE IS SHIT. IF YOU WANT ANYTHING REMOTELY PALATABLE TRYING BROWN MANS FOOD. ANYTHING FROM TURKEY TO INDIA IS FINE. ANYTHING EAST OF CONSTANTINOPLE LITERALLY IS ORANGUTAN TIER.

>walmart can in the background
>british

Annex us please. I miss my guns.

If your parents haven't made you beans on toast, your probably chinese my friend

Underrated

Don't let canadians trick you, they are just like americans but they have an accent and extra welfare.

Eugh what the fuck

Why?

marmite a shit

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GANDHI WENT TO SOUTH AFRICA. GANDI IS FATHER OF INDIA. iNDIANS ARE SOUTH AFRICANS.

>Eating anything made by brown people.

Nice try Pajeet, but I'll stick to the fish and chips.

TRYING BROWN MAN POOED

That's cause only the white elite boer have got internet.

ew

its been pretty depressing today. I was forced out of my electronics practical due to kaffirs wanting gibs

>POO IN THE VINDALOO

fuck off pajeet.

I MAY BE A FAGGOT LEAF BUT AT LEAST I EAT FOOD THAT DOESNT RESEMBLE HUMAN EXCREMENT FROM BOTH ENDS

MEANWHILE MALL SHARTERS SHART

AND BARF SCARFERS SCARF

>have emptied out melon
>dont want to dirty a bowl

smart

>Chinaman never had beans on toast

Gandhi was a fuccboi

What do you think of Mexican food?

TIME FOR TEA

AND BARF SCARFIN WOT GOVNA

Degenerate negro detected. Still cant understand that well cooked food can taste good and has to hide the taste of everything in spices.

Bet you dont even eat Yorkshire puddings you troglodyte.

SA can only access internet 1hr a day, with bandwidth limits.

Also, SA is literally overrun by niggers.

meXXxISHIT calling superor indian cusiine as shit. kek.

ALl you eat are fucking tacos. womens hoohaa are also called tacos .kekekkek

Checked, and that looks fucking disgusting.

>adding a shit-meat hotdog to a perfectly good burger
>good

Youre all fucking imposter Americans.

Pajeet, your food is too spic
t. el chef peruANO

>no pickle or mustard or relish or peppers

AUSTRALIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No, you eat food that looked like it was freshly popped from a zit.

...

It's pretty genius. The elegance, the presentation.

I gotta clap to this.

not bad at all but they have to go back

you literally came to india to trade spices cuckistan. literallt sailed across africa for indian food. KYS

THE BURGER, AUSTRALIAHN

BEANS POSSIBLY MORE BEANS WITH A SIDE OF BEANS AND CORNED BEANS WITH BEAN SODA TO DRINK AND BEAN CHEETO PIE FOR DESSERT

Shut the fuck up streetshitter. i will not waste a fucking minute more replying to a sub-human currygobling.

Fuck your emu burger.

Holy shitsnacks

Shitposting truly is an art for you people

M8, you have never had good poutine. It is the ultimate comfort food, bar none, undefeated and undisputed.

It is beyond delicious.

KEK CONFIRMS!

AUSTRALIAN HAMDOG A DISGRACE

a pop tart is not bread

Now I'm hungry again

>inb4 the burgerdogpie

Fuck ya Australia

I want to eat that.

I've got a fibre line for internet fingol but its true about the niggers

oh fug thas bretty gud :DDDD

Those beans look pretty good though.

wtf that looks delicious.

I AM NOT A FROG I AM A RUSSIAN CANADIAN AND I EAT PEROGIES AND CABBAGE ROLLS FUCK YOU ANGLO SHITS

HA HA
CANADIAN POST, MY FRIEND

>indian food
>spices from plants that only grew in india at the time

don't be an idiot pajeet

TO ARMS FELLOW BURGERS

WE MUST ELIMINATE THE ROO MENACE

>w-well cheese looks like pus!

wow you really pulled out all the stops

Aussie.jpg

oldfag confirmed

Go back to Chicago with your ruined hot dogs, queer

Mexican actually is stuff I like. atleast it has some flavor and taste. besides Mexicans are brpwn. so excused.

Also, Australia, what do you guys usually do with you're sons dicks when their born?

I AM AWARE MY COUNTRY SHITPOSTS THIS BOARD TO OBLIVION ITS NOT MY FAULT SOMALIANS GET FREE LIBRARY CARDS

Ew, better stay classy.

>europoors will never know how it feels to eat this
Feels good man

>sailed
>across africa

even for a poo in loo you're dumb

>Britain actually thinks they invented putting meat in bread

Oh fuck my Brain..

You forgot the salt, silly

fun fact:
>india did not even have chilis, or potatoes, and any number of other produce, till Europeans traded them to them after they discovered the Americas.

what do you guys even eat at peru. llamas and alpacas? is that even from your country or chile? I have no fuckin clue now that I think about it. I have no clue what the entire south America eats. mexico has taco what do you have?

holy shit it looks like one of those plastic ass moulds that you fuck but it has two dildos coming out of either end

australia, when will the irl shitposting end

Checked keked and America officially rekt

It's called meatloaf in bread you amerishart

We kinda have to use Finn memes. Finland is the #1 exporter of quality memes, that's been an established fact for years.

I had this for breakfast. it was delicious.

Circumcision is unaustralian

Is there a hotdog under there somewhere ?lol

>ruined

All hotdogs are shit tier. The Chicago one is just less shit than the others.

I bet you put ketchup on yours like a little child.

>I gobble down hundreds of spotted dicks a year

You're right. This gets a

>GOOD JAAAAAB

SCARF

around okay. its 2 am here and I'm sleepy and typing in the dark

aware of it white Norway. even tomatoes were not native. we use mostly pepper for the hotness earlier now its a bit of both.

`We can't stop... help us.

looks like balls touching

Just because some foods looks like shit doesn't mean it is shit.

Looks like a veggie dog.

Absolutely detestable.

i'd like to try a calzone burger

Is it because it's not a real dog?

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION

regardless of all the country's food here can we all objectively agree britkeks have the worst most shitty looking food. literally looks like vomit and shit for the most.?

yeah, but the way you use em is different than how we do.

as funny as they are to you, its twice as funny to us when you use them, in the way you use them.

there is a whole microcosm to finnish memes on our own domestic boards you are not aware of.

the memes that get out to you, have undergone thousands of versions and extensive testing to perfect them.

but the way you guys use em, just makes me smile everytime.

>The only place I'll be able to legally taste this is on the other side of the globe.
Well, maybe they'll make them in China since they don't care about patents, but they'll use the real dogs for the hotdog part.

...mars?

makes me want to throw up desu

Yer, if you attempt to bake one the PORK PIE POLICE KICK YOUR DOOR DOWN AND ARREST YOU FOR ILLEGAL PORK PIE PRODUCTION

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