Be American

Except you can buy Kinder Eggs in the US...

Also guns are protected by our supreme ruling law document of this land.

>17th century
The leafs are at it again

Buying Kinder joy isn't protected by the second amendment

>17th century

>Canadian education

kinder eggs dont protect you in a home invasion so i'd rather have legalized guns then legalized chocolate with toys that are useless anyways

>a decrepit manuscript

>well preserved historical founding document

A kinder surprise won't save me from tyranny.

Uh I bought a kinderegg a few days ago. Update your shit posts leaf

Considering there are hundreds of different kinds of chocolates available to you, I don't see how one that hides plastic objects the middle is needed.

A firearm is a tool for hunting, sport, and self-defense. A firearm is also a vital tool in protecting your country from invading forces and tyrannical forces from within.

A Cadsbury Egg or a bar of chocolate replaces the kinder egg, nothing effectively replaces a firearm.

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Is that a surplus Makarov or something?

Will hand held lethal lasers be considered firearms in the not-so-distant future?

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Calling an ar an assault rifle legitimately triggers me

>Kinder egg
>Something marketed to small children made for them to eat has something inside it small children can choke on

>gun
>Not marketed or sold to children

Really induced some thoughts there, OP.

Fpbp leaf

> toys in cereal boxes

Yea. Ok America. I agree with OP's pic. Both should be legal.

>how to unrape sister
>domestic violence porn
>wrinkly asshole porn
>granny tranny Cumshot
>google: aborted fetus porn
>old man cuck dildo

7/10 zany tabs

you forgot the fucked up porn tabs.

Boy, would you look at that. No tax. It's almost like he purchased that in a duty free shop since they can't be found on normal store shelves.

What's being slid. Can't find it.

wtf they cost 4 bucks? lmao fucking jews

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Can of coke

>non food items in food
>box
>food
there are better ways to get fiber, senpai

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>first competent leaf poster, fpbp

The egg doesn't have a safety switch dumbass

18th century you fucking retard

all those butthurt amerifats in this thread.

Kinder surprise threads are always the best.

My autism made me fix this.

Kinder eggs are legal, they just can't be sold in supermarkets and such

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No, the best is having a gf that doesn't get raped by muslims daily

That's all thanks to the greedy fucks that run Hershey.

In the past decade, they automated/exported half their jobs to Mexico, demolished their original plant, and lobbied the government to ban the import of candies from the UK.

Cadbury eggs and Dairy Milk from the UK is illegal to import. Hershey makes a domesticated version of the two that uses less chocolate, less milk, smaller makes, and more chemicals.

Milton Hershey would be rolling in his grave.

t. angry Pennsylvanian

jokes on you, tfw no gf.

>1 post by this ID
You stupid fucks, it's a slide thread

However FPBP and dubs, thank you Leaf for proving not all Leaves are retarded shitposting trolls

You can buy Kinder Eggs in the US. I've eaten a few. Even Hershey's is better than that chalk they call chocolate.

Based leaf

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Christ, that's sad. Now I'm sad. Thanks asshole.

but they do sell them, i see em in the mart all the time.

i'm 11 years old.

>slide thread
see this term a lot, have tried understanding by conext but I'm apparently too dumb.

ce qui est un "slide thread"?

>Children are literally stupid and ignorant incapable of doing most things without help
>This is somehow comparable to weapons with known rules, laws, excessive monitoring, and used by adults
Fuck off CTR

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the law that bans Kinder Eggs doesn't read "Kinder eggs are illegal" it just says you can't put non-food into food
the law was put in place decades and decades ago to keep sausage makers from adding sawdust

>17th century

What if I want to use the kinder egg to defend myself and my family?
Why does the gubmint get a say in how I defend myself?

SHALL

Why American anons always defend this ban?

Europe is fine with those, it's popular with kids and no problem. But somehow American can't handle toy hidden in candy and their parents can't be responsible to prevent child from hurting itself with it.

I'm confused, wouldn't you want stupid to die out? Or it is more than retarded niggers who would die because of it?

newfags and fags in general dont look at the catalog.
so the idea is if something prominent gets posted like hillary cutting the throat of a baby or whatever, the shills get on and post a bunch of retarded pointless threads to "slide" the good one off the front page

OY VEY THE ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT SOME DUMB OLD CANDY EGG
GOOD GOY

>Decrepit manuscript

Stop replying to these fucking threads all damn day.

I'm so glad I can eat shitty chocolate with a shitty plastic toy inside it.

Definitely beats being able to defend myself and my home if an economic/government collapse were to happen.