Brit/pol/ - Fresh links edition

Why do I have no friends?

You're lookin' a tad wan, friend!

>Hitler v the banks
youtube.com/watch?v=MCNHaLziBQw

AH CAN'T HEAR YOU IF YOU ALL TALK AT ONCE

Johannesbury in body
Hampshire in spirit

You probably don't make the effort to talk to people

10th for Jenna

Because we spend all our free time here

>tfw uni starts again tomorrow

REEEEEEEE

Sheepshaggerdeen.

Dirty taig

Socialising isn't an effort for normalfags

christ lad that sounds like the most impoverished thing ever

CONQUER EVERYTHING WHILE WEARING RED JACKETS AND PUT A SMALL UNION JACK IN THE CORNER OF THEIR FLAG WITH THEIR OLD FLAG STILL THERE AND MAKE THEM GROW A CROP LIKE SUGARCANE BECAUSE BOATS

>this worked for 500 years

Hey don't be so mean

i didn't want this feel

to bad shes a coal burner, sad!

Ireland already has a higher gdp per capita than Britain

Idk don't ask Cred Forums though

DIRTY FENIAN BASTARD.

Hope you get kneecapped.

CUTE!

Fat oldman and cuck manage to halt convoy of nukes in Scotland
youtube.com/watch?v=7GPy9FSjpEg

Yeah but then you add Scotland and Wales to it?

>Coming from a Polack

I N T E R N A T I O N A L - C L I Q U E

And so it begins...

remind me who baled out who again

Just started Season 1 of Portillo's Railway Journies. My God. So fucking comfy. Anything else like it?

Lads..

those were much simpler times

you have brit/pol/

Bend the knee Paddy

Feels?

Feels it is:
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West Sussex

I'm not Poland senpai

So do I, yet I shagged an anti monarchy atheist girl the other day. I know she's everything britpol hates but I really want to see her again. Is it worth hiding my power levels for a shot at not being alone for ever lads?

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Thoughts on May's UN speech lads? Based? Globalism btfo? Good response?

Die in a fire.

Halifax, where you at?

Use her as a cum rag for now tbhf.
A bit edgy of me though.

Who dis?

Go full Tory. Political hatesex is the best.

Didn't watch, was too disgusted after Obongos speech. It's amazing how they can just ignore all the anti-migration sentiment and pretend we're all still muh rapefugees.

How long will it take?

The current political climate is drab. We've been spoilt.

Lol I went to uni there

> Climate Change
God damn it stop spouting Margret Thatcher's lies!
The coal miners have already been striped of their political power, give it up already!

Meme magic

Shag some sense into her.

Tell her to vote UKIP just as you make her cum.

She's for shagging, not marrying, you daft cunt.

Why/how did you shag her

lads I lose my rare Karens folder yestreday, please post em so I can get my collection back up

I already am a paid up Tory yet she seems to not mind. Maybe I could administer the red pill slowly?

feels it is then

youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

Okay then lad:

youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

Because alcohol lad

>This is what happens when we put scots in control of our nukes

Fucking Jocks can't do anything right.

These hippy cunts shouldn't even KNOW there's a convoy with enough notice to intercept it.

I did this with my current GF and it works like a charm.

Ask them what they think on a subject.
Listen.
Concede that you see their point, but...
Refute their points while pretending to respect their opinion.
Watch in awe as they go 'well, yeah, I suppose!'

By the end of the year i think

>Atheist
Perfectly fine

>Anti Monarchy
eeehhhh

I feel like their is worse shit she believes you are hiding from us

When is May going to drop Article 50 lads?

This is the rarest Karen I have, look after it.

Tomorrow's papers.

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youtube.com/watch?v=RH5rEvxFLvM

we can't go back

South Devon by the grace of god.

Eating a Freddo with a cup of tea.

>Live local.
>See massive fuck off convoy of trucks with armed escorts.
>Decide to run under the wheels.

I don't think anyone can really hide a massive nuclear convoy.

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tfw no gf

East Yorkshire here. Hull represent!

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>anti monarchy atheist girl
WTF let me marry her.

It's hard having both those opinions and still being right wing.

Everybody hates you

;_;

Bradford

Reeeee too many Paki's

Have to remortgage your house to buy a freddo these days lad

Fuck.

>>>>

That should do it.

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that used to be my wallpaper
for u

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>Eating something sweet
>With tea

kys

SY, barnsley. Everyone here is p redpilled. feels good

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She's not my gf m8. Actually getting a bit angsty over whether she'll see me again or not.

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4 u

Angelina Jolie is fucking gorgeous. Especially in GI60S

Stupid lips but the rest of her is great. Wouldn't marry her though, don't want a house full of wog kids.

2016>2015

Watch the video lad, they knew exactly what it was

>talking about war crimes just after you "accidentally" bomb civilians during a ceasefire

f

Americans are a kike puppet state ngl

Nazi-user please...

Important

strawpoll.me/11267928

strawpoll.me/11267928

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Tbh senpai she's left wing. Still seems to like me tho so maybe the opposites attract meme is true.

r

i chuckled heartily

fuck, you are up the road from me

yfw we voted leave

So long as "not sharing political opinions" means she doesn't actually hold any, because she recognises that politics is no place for a woman, then yeah.

>Biscuits and tea
>Battenberg and tea
>Victoria sponge and tea

kys m8

Though I do agree that chocolate is a shit choice.

placing the pussy on a pedestal

True lad got such a good feeling

There is no place like Dartmoor
>Also South Devon

Does she know you're right wing?

Every time I'm near people I pretend being a far left #refugeeswelcome cuck.

If you live in inner London you don't really have a choice.

She should have no political opinions and vote how I tell her. That's the dream.

y

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Yorkshire Tea or gtfo

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Combo breaker

Pretty sure the nukes were nowhere near there. The MoD run about 5 routes at any one time and the actual route with the weapon is determined on the morning of the delivery.

feel as though anything can happen this year, actually can't wait for 2017

It was a lovely afternoon and I went for a pint with the old man, he met Enoch once as it happens.

youtube.com/watch?v=3eeOPm2j-t4

paipes

We all know that feel

I'm pretty centre left, let me have a qt right wing gf to call me a degenerate

Also post pics of her

Jesus shes collected one of every race

Fuck it and run. Probably worth sticking around for the sexy time, but you don't want to emotionally invest in her. Trust me, 25 and done it too many times with thick lefty girls. Good sex but never reliable.

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Yeah mate. Obv I don't show her my edgy frog meme collection

I'd probably cheat on her if I was the best looking man in the world and my wife had her tits chopped off tbhwy

bully

>katakana

where's the option for someone who totally opposes me so we can have massive dialectical rows followed by savage synthesis fucking?

That's the thing.

>You know a nuclear convoy goes past your place to get to storage.
>Massive convoy.
>Must be nukes.

Brad did nothing wrong

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yeah i havent been into bradford in ages bc pakis and poles

His

>war crimes
>UN

Tippity top kek.

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Tbh I actually like her, it's weird. Not what I expected to fall for tbqh

There are a fair few of us here bey.

South Coast is best coast, Bideford and Ilfracombe are nice though.

The Hitch's beaming smile made me forget about the economy melting.

It reminded me that I had made the right choice and everything was going to be okay

fuck this guy

he just came into a german talkshow and shilled for refugees

>mfw liberal cucks are still mad over Brexit
>mfw their entire worldview will be destroyed when Trump wins and the populist right sweeps Europe

this came up as fucking breaking news on the BBC

ORDINARIES BEGONE ROOOOO

I'm convinced that Hollywood big wigs are fucking nutters, I can't blame Pitt for snapping.

>collecting all those dindus
>taking care of kids that aren't yours

peter shitting on everyone with that daft grin on his face was worth it alone.

He does it for Jews

yeah we find eachother in /britpol/s and question time threads, i live reet near to widgery in your pic related though

I would, m8. But it takes ages to dump pics.

>Trump wins

>>>/Trumpgen/

Kys

>that smile

Worth it just for that.

Did you see the Lib Dem conference highlights today? Bloody hilarious if you want to see some buttmad people over brexit, watch it for a laugh.

Dumping

Torbay?
>Posting superior beer.

Sounds lewd

I can't even look a girl in the eye without blushing

reminder that 2016 is the year memes stopped being dreams

>Wife is bat shit insane
>Adopts kids like they're fucking pokemon
>Chops tits off
>Is leaving you "for the health of the family"
>At least you're one of the consistently rated hottest guy in the world

Lucky bastard. I doubt I'd get away as clean

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Yorkshire tea is shit lad. I drink traditional British teas. The original ones we brought back from India. I don't fuck about with bullshit Yorkshire shite.

>there are people in this world who look upon are niges happy face and feel nothing but bitterness inside

>random intense craving for a mozzarella skewer
Is this the work of the globalists?

>we don't want war again
Eh?

Just a career move and a vain attempt to remain relevant. Plus all the record companies are jewish owned

>Implying it's not because I'm a crippling autist with girls when sober

>Implying when we met up a few days later I wasn't too nervous to do anything other than make awkward small talk

Anyone else follow Tommy Robinson on periscope? kek at this toothless convert trying to tell him that Mohammed split the moon in half
youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7crFugcWY

I guess Angelina and Pitt getting a divorce is really big news ffs.

>mfw taigs making it out as a Nazi tier occupation with death camps and shit

Fucking taigs, literally nothing changed except for a few checkpoints.

I saw some of it m8, they're in complete denial about Brexit.

Deep Essex, rich and white, just the way I like it

>sports and celebrities
>nothing on the New York attacks

Seriously, why.

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Not to mention that their daughter put on a suit once so Angelina concluded she's actually a boy in a girl's body.

I have a feeling that most white Hollywood actors are on the right but can't say shit because it's Hollywood.

Only James Caan, Clint Eastwood and James Woods are openly right wing.

Pakis flooding into Rotherham, Barnsley and doncaster at ever increasing rates.

I'm gonna miss him.

Well I don't particularly like drinking, and I've never been drunk around a girl, so I guess that doesn't help. You can't be that autistic if you can get one to fuck you though.

Did those little fucks just threaten us with war?

Okehampton or Tavi? Plymuff here

>EU was set up to 'prevent more global conflicts' since a huge group of nations trading together won't go to war
>we haven't had a war with europe since the EU formed
>therefore the EU is preventing war
>If we leave we will go to war with Europe because the EU is the only thing stopping us from fighting
Don't ever go full leftist

I know how you feel. I'm in Leicesteristan myself.

Girl on the left should have been aborted. Lad on the right looks happy enough but is adopted, probably by a lesbian couple, and will have his life ruined.

barnsley is 95% white, rotherham maybe. I've not seen many non whites here desu

Where to find?

Adam Baldwin is right wing too, he backed Ted Cruz

Me too.

they said burgers were shit and have oil as well.

SeeCan never find that beer anywhere I've looked all over for it.

How comfy are you?

I'm sitting, watching Michael Portillo's Great Continental Railways Journies, drinking tea, eating chocolate digestives and texting my Kiwi GF.

Can you compete?

They want a race war. Notice the white girls eyes, she's been adopted by blacks and is being coaxed into it.

EU exit means she'll be burnt with ciggarettes daily.

>tfw no gf

>using children for political gain

Is nothing sacred?

>Don't ever go full leftist
Plenty of actual leftists like Dennis Skinner and the meme parties voted for Brexit. Corbyn is anti EU too, whatever he says

>Lib Dem children

>a war with Europe

I'm not opposed to the idea tbqh.

>Dewsbury
>Just fuck my shit up tbqh famalam

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This is the millionth time you've boasted about your NZ gf

I'm very uncomfy. Been pissing a worrying amount and I've got uni tomorrow

anyone got any terminator nige memes?

m8
8

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>breitbart
fuck off (((alt-right)))

REMINDER
britpol organises off site and pushes bullshit brietbart/order order/etc etc etc shitty (((alt-right))) links
britpol brietbart was shilling for EU with false polls
britpol was trying to fuck over other brexit threads
DO NOT POST IN ALT RIGHT SHILL THREADS

saged

>these are (((funded))) threads

do it.
If you are waiting for a right wing qt, your gonna be waiting forever

Secret Agent Jezza

>Corbyn is anti EU too, whatever he says
which makes it all the more baffling when his supporters have a go at him for not remaining hard enough.

did they not know?

Most likely a neckbeard virgin who just got his first GF and thinks people give a fuck if he brags.

I never used to find her that attractive but thanks to your posting, hnnnng

we told you yesterday lad you've probably got a bladder infection or something, just drink cranberry juice for a week and see a doc if it doesn't go away

Can you blame me lad? Rare to find a Kiwi here, let alone one willing to be my GF.

>Implying they hear anything but 'muh free stuff'

our silent guardian

>tfw you'll never own an FAL/SLR

Fucking gun laws

What is this meme they have dreamed up about EU being responsible for preventing war in Europe?
If she doesnt want to live here then she can take her picaninny and leave

The only place I've seen it on sale is in Asda and Sainsburys. Not sure where you are in South Devon but we have crates of it on the shelves here in Newton Abbot. I used to stockpile it when I went back to uni.

She's hot, but she's a full blown Dyke. I bet her pubes are matted and jewish like.

but is she a NZ abo?

wew lad, I don't like the "alt-right" label either, I was just trying to post a variety of news sites.

you sound like a right nutter mate

I really want to. Just scared her mates will poison her against me for being an evil right wing white male (tm)

Well if they have it in Newton Abbot it must be in Plymouth, I guess I'll have to look harder.

but we are the alt-right

I know, I'm just a hypochondriac

I guess. Still stings for us KVs though

>NZ abo

Maoris are nothing like abos desu

Just do it lad. If you like one another who gives a fuck about political opinions. If your gonna let that get in the way of your happiness you're a retard.

Plus, a partner you disagree with might not be all that bad. You'd have good discussion. Opposites attract and whatnot.

proofs?

>tfw halfway through Abolition of Britain and it's scary how prophetic the book is

Chapter on education needs to be updated with shit about university safespaces and the TV chapter could do with more expansion on vidya what with the SJW bollocks over the past few years.

Such a comfy rifle, I'd love an SMLE too.

You're right, they just eat each other instead of huffing themselves into petrol-comas.

Plenty of people own guns illegally.

peter on vidya would be interesting.

He probably just considers it degenerate.

Imagine him playing GTA

absolutelyimmoral.jpg

Breitbart was literally the most anti EU mainstream news site

Kassam, editor, is a staunch EU hater. It's fine to wear tin foil, but maybe not all the fucking time.

He'd probably come up with some reason why cannabis is responsible for videogames and call it a day

I keep seeing people saying x% of rapes aren't reported. How do people measure the amount of rapes that aren't reported?

milo is a faggot who wants to take away are karen

Not really though m8. She's probably half Maori, actual Maoris look like pic related. Don't push bullshit.

Well, at least eating someone requires some effort

how're we all doing tonight?

I like her but I'm nervous she doesn't like me back and just sees it as a lolrandom drunk shag. How doI approach this and successfully GF her?

Lads.....

rt.com/uk/360034-black-students-psychological-damage/

they sell it in tavi @ crebers or roots & vines

how dare you that's misogyny.

Well considering he knows bugger all about them it would be hilarious to say the least.

This.

It's basically some Feminazi claiming she was raped and never reported it, they literally take that figure seriously because some cunt sid she got raped with no evidence.

>Be me
>get mugged
>Dont report it
Don't call the system sexist because I failed to report a crime.

Milo is a piece of shit and everyone knows it, he's just been picked up by the media to make everyone in the right look like 'le harmless cheeky humour (totally not racist though nobody get any ideas)'

Yeah, but I can't then take a fucking SLR down to the range, can I?

Maoris were smart cunts lads. Buggers gave our lads a good run for their money, building bunkers that could withstand cannon shot and doing hit and run tactics on the boys.

Here's some of it
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37410525
Can't seem to find the stuff on EU

No, you can't.

well you can but only once

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

I know which I'd choose

I imagine you could get him to acknowledge some vidya has merit; like grand strategy, RTS and (to some extent) RPGs.

I also think he'd have the same thought that it's more about unhealthy media shaping a young mind without parental supervision than it just being blanket "degenerate".

Heck, he'd probably have more to say against parents letting a 10 year old play GTA than against Rockstar.

and now they play public-school sports for our amusement. what proud people

probably based on calls to crisis centres, samaritans etc vs reports to police

Well this is a complete load of fucking bullshit. All I was taught about in school and A level was niggers and the plights of slavery, Africa and all their other fucking nonsense.

We were never once taught about white slavery under the Ottomans.

But we were constantly taught about Egypt. Oh, you built a few brick hills?! Fucking WEWLAD we were literally 3000 years ahead of you at that point you fucking retards.

These cunts need to shut the fuck up before I get elected and really change the curriculum to involve them. Then they'll learn about their complete inadequacy as humans.

B A S E D

Cheers pal. Better than nothing. Always fun to watch the LDs make a mockery of themselves.

>a few dozen Brits succumb to terrorist acts per year
Throw billions and billions at it. Curb citizen's freedoms. Increase mass surveillance.

>thousands upon thousands succumb to booze each year, destroys families and kills innocents on the road
Kek, who cares. Marihuana is bad, mkay?

I'll never understands people's reasoning based on emotion.

They also conveniently leave out the part where it was dindus enslaving other dindus. We just bought them with guns, which dindus used to kill other dindus.

That's a good point. But let's not pretend Maoris are all 10s. But Abos are fucking gross.

>>>/ukpolitics/

Is that fucking facial hair? What?

that's what you get from breathing unleaded for 3 days straight. link related
youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo&list=FLaamvb6AQWPP0HlfBO_nRfQ&index=7

Exactly this. We're taught that rich Brits went over to Africa and ran around the fucking desert or jungle with nets to catch slaves.

The reality is that tribal leaders sold their own boys or the captives of other tribes for next to nothing. They saw themselves as lower than we saw them. To a tribal leader, a captured opponent was literally worthless (hence most being killed) whereas to westerners they were seen as a valuable commodity. And fucking hell, they've done well out of it!

Also, who was the slave trade run by? (((THEM)))

The blacks really need to learn their own enemy. They are their own worst enemy and number two is (((the chosen people))).

All whites have done is help them on a global scale, for the past 500 years.

And Brazil had FAR FAR FAR more slaves per capita than the USA but NOBODY ever mentions them because they're brown and brown people can't be raycis.

>drink a bottle of vodka (£5 one so not that big) and a pint
>still not at a comfy level of booze
kill me

I respect their traditions lad, it's only fair.

I used to get in trouble during my high school years for constantly correcting the teachers, telling them that they should read a fucking book.

My social studies teacher was as left-wing as they come.

He's a good lad is Are Tommy

you'd have to be an ultra manlet to get anything off that much m8

Just stare at this picture of Mogg comfiness guaranteed

It's ok lad, Africa's greatest export to this day is slaves, migrants and rape.

Anyone with dark skin originated from that hell on Earth, that is their ancestry and heritage. We have the Empire, they have dirt huts and shitty spears.

Tequila time lad

>tfw 5'8
mild buzz here and very annoyed
everyone in my house is top wineo as well...

>black woman of Algerian heritage
how is she a black woman??

Exactly, Brazil took in 3 million slaves, and now they're a paradise on earth. Its not like half the country is a slum and the other half uninhabitable forest.

>tfw This Week returns in TWO DAYS

C I V I C

>We're taught that rich Brits went over to Africa and ran around the fucking desert or jungle with nets to catch slaves.

You went to a shitty school, then. It's commonly taught (at least where I come from) that slavery is an integral part of African history (albeit somewhat different from what the British practiced), along with the fact that there are more slaves on that continent NOW than at any given point in history.

My history teacher also was a dindu from Ghana who studied English and German in the 50s.

He's a top lad tbqh.

Thank god

>being taught anything about the British Empire
Lucky git

February 2017 apparently.

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>It's commonly taught (at least where I come from)

Mate, don't pretend your experience is any more apt to extrapolation than the other user's.

I had nowt but pro-nigger propaganda at my school, too.

Vodka? Buy Whiskey mate and gt a 35cl for 8 quid and get ya self a few cans, 6 at least and they must be over 5% or your a faggot few tiny and i mean -0.1g bongs and you will reach Mogg teir comfy at least half way through, maybe even have some left for tomorrow

She's not black in the slightest. Looks like another Rachel Dolezal to me.

High Commissioner whiskey tastes like varnish-remover but it's piss cheap and'll get you reaaal comfy

how do i get bennies, like the full whack i have no intention of working

People in former British colonies are taught this. Jesus the self hate...

I-I genuinely don't like This Week.

I think it's boring and shit.

Your kiwi girlfriend is fucking guys back in NZ, you do know this right? Long distance never works because the women NEVER stay loyal.

Listening to him talk about his time in prison and his run in with Muslim gangs while inside was pretty harrowing. It should be essential Brit/pol/ viewing.

youtube.com/watch?v=EkwSuem9-nE

it is literally 2deep4you

I think you're a single man who mastrubates to anime

Just been out to get some rum.
>/comfy/

Brighton master race reporting

name/youtube??

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I can normally abide Karen posters but you're pushing your fucking luck sunshine.

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lol don't you mean fag central?

t. Unhappy nigger

Went to a really good school actually, I just didn't outline our entire curriculum. The general idea around slavery was that the blacks were enslaved by the whites and that's the end of it. Other slavery was 'different'

I'm glad you saw the same shit as me. All of my uni mates experienced the same too, but they bought into it a lot more than I did. Whenever I brought up any other slavery they cried racism.

Was never taught the good stuff. Just taught that we were disgusting cunts who ruined the world. Despite that basically being the opposite of reality.

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Why is Tavistock such an awkward place to get to?
>Clotted Cream invented there
>Pasty invented there

are you me?

>holds up a pasty
>er vote leave and such
mfw thats all he needed to do down here

>BLACK WOMAN

You fucking what?

She looks Italian or possibly Bosnian etc.

Googled her and she's the head of the NUS and a proud MUSLIM woman (clearly not proud enough to wear the Niqab).

The root of the name Bouattia is Hungarian as far as I can tell and Malia is from Maria which is basically a Greek name. She's a fraud and a cuck and needs to be culled.

nice digits, they confirm

You need to get on the Polish beers lad. Bargain booze are doing 9% beers for £1/can...

8 of them is 36 units, about a quarter more than you get in a full bottle of whiskey. Costing £8. They're decent to drink too unless you're a palate faggot.

That's my routine anyway.

Stood in front of a faggot bar. Hilarious.

>rt.com/uk/360034-black-students-psychological-damage/
What do they want to replace the curriculum with? Tribal dances telling great tales of JuJu on The Mountain? Sounds like a prefect substitute for Paradise Lost

>Just taught that we were disgusting cunts who ruined the world.
I did the Home Rule crisis in school and got a lot of this. Closest I got to the empire.

Black and Tans did literally nothing wrong.

>70% Remain

A true comrade

Probably trans-racial, or whatever the libtard cucks call it these days.

She's definitely not black.

At least they had something that resembles a reason for being upset. Unlike Africans who cry because they got taken out of the worst place on earth and brought to the pinnacle of civilization.

>Unlike irish who cry because they got taken out of the worst place on earth and brought to the pinnacle of civilization.