So what denomination is Christ-Chan exactly?

Also as something to masturbate to.

Calvinist?

Has to be Orthodox.

Please tell me you don't do this.

Stunning, isn't it? I never would have imagined a place like this would come up with such a thing. Kind of seems like God's handiwork.

>So what denomination is Christ-Chan exactly?

Methodist, a nice White protestant denomination without much in the way of Charismatic bullshit or High-Church pretensions.

>Jesus
>neet
What the fuck.

Jesus Christ was most likely married and had children. Only, because Jews wrote the bible, this wasn't relevant enouth to include in the scriptures

Church of Jesus Christ Christian?

The physical embodiment of the entire united front of Christianity. Take it as you will.

We who attend Church of Christ call that nondenominational. In other words, Christian. :)

happily?

legit question. If I was had sex with a blasian can I still be forgiven by God?

what problem is there is your guys were married.

if you*

no it was just a fling with her and a white girl. but now that my hedonism is slate I feel the crushing reality of defiling my race.

Can only be Orthodox.

There's always room for the repentant.

If you're being serious you can always ask for forgiveness as long as you're sincere. We all make mistakes even if at the time we justify them in our heads however it's dangerous to keep making them expecting God to forgive . That's why so many of us end up being hypocrites and seen as such .

So you're fine if in your heart you truly regret what it now means to you.

catolic

Southern Baptist

I think it's this most likely

thanks anons. I really just don't want to feel like such a degenerate and pursue a traditionalist life.

Once you get there, your past won't haunt you. It will just be the facts of what happened.

Yeah, and? What are you going to do about it faggot.

Orthodox. She's obviously not a Protestant, Protestants don't dress like that, and she wouldn't be a Catholic after Vatican II and with the current Pope. Wearing a cross is considered the Orthodox calling card, it's something all Orthodox Christians are urged to do.

So she's not Baptist?

Fundie backwater 'extremist' Protestant women may dress like that senpai. Big city 'protestant' 'women' on the other hand... no. And cross wearing is a universal Christian thing.

Calvinist obviously.

>denomination

There is only One True Church which is the Orthodox Church

Idk the jewbook page is Catholic, but I guess she could be orthodox

I always thought she was Catholic...

I'd say she is pentacostal. She likes to handle my trouser snakes.

Apparently the Orthodox are also Catholic. I had no idea until I listened through of their things.

Muslim

>masturbate

>Neet.
He was a carpenter.

No He wasn't. He was the son of a carpenter.

Oh well... I'm not Christian, so idk.

Can I have permission to masturbate to Christ-Chan?

Don't ask us, ask God (and you know what His answer would be).

they are the original church, roman catholic is a break away from orthodox who worship a pope human as if he is holy, roman catholic is cucked

...

I need help expanding my christ-chan folder guys.

I'm not even christian and christ-chan makes me feel god's love.

>Asking the transcendent creator of everything if you can fap to a cartoon
>Cred Forums

lemme help you out

I don't know anybody who worships any clergyman instead of complaining about them in private, but it is indeed way too cucked these days.

>missing the point of the post

Whichever denomination in which a woman knows her place

>theres is more than one Christian denomination
Heretic

Who here gets really depressed at how fractured Christanity has become?

>search in rule 34
>nothing

westboro baptist

Nah, it and Islam are basically weird offshoot sects of judaism anyway

>weird fundies who picket the funerals of fallen soldiers
"No".

>Southern Baptist

Now I'm wondering what her country/region of origin is. Should I imagine her speaking with a cute Southern drawl?

>Wears a graven image.

So not a Protestant.

It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember
When it takes such a long time
It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember:
My mom's God is a woman and my mom she is a witch
I like this
My hell comes from inside, comes from inside myself
Why fight this
Everyone's afraid of their own lives
If you could be anything you want
I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?

Not really. I think it's probably for the best that we don't have a One World Christianity.

And it's pretty cool that we all get along more or less in spite of the differences.

She is a Kaabalist, desu senpai.

Dan Brown pls go

He was also a carpenter
In the ancient world sons would apprentice with their father

No.

we dont at all want to build this reputation

Doesn't the cross necklace go against the second commandment?
>Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Why do Catholics think it doesn't?

>Doesn't the cross necklace go against the second commandment?

Yeah.

IIRC that's generally taken to mean an image of a person or living thing, abstract symbols like the Star of David, Icthys etc are fine

Puritan*

The one holy catholic and apostolic church.

The seven original churches were organised communally with no international hierarchy. Churches should be national institutions for national communities. Globalism is antichrist.

The closest thing on earth to the early church is the Anglican church, the traditionalism of Catholicism with the communalism of the seven original churches. High Anglicanism is the one true religion.

That's a Protestant cross (no image of Jesus).

...and worship them.

Graven images were on the Ark of the Covenant bruh

Ana-baptist. The purest form of Christianity and the one Christ himself set up.

>Wears a graven image.

So not a Christian then.

wtf does "moe" mean?

She's a Puritan.

>quintessentially muslim