TRUMP CONFIRMED AS HAVING A LARGE PENIS

I laugh everytime I see Jeb's goblin of a wife. Holy shit she's so ugly.

FOR USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>mfw i've never had a cup of coffee either

Why would he rape children when he has such a large member?

Show us your tits you worthless skank

Millennial detected.

Once you move out of your single moms house, or her welfare is cut off and you both hit the streets, hopefully you'll learn.

How can you go your entire life without a cup of coffee? I had my first when I was like 9 years old. Imagine all the opportunitys trump has had in his 70 years of living to have a cup and he never did?

>Small hands
>gargantuan cock

Hi.

LOL nigger why do you think this is /b? I'm on /pol for a reason. WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE

High energy alpha male types can roll like that. I know it's >sandnig but when I was doing a paper on the founder of the Saudi state, Ibn Saud, it was remarkable to find out the dude went on 4 hours of sleep and lived like an ascetic. Granted it's not always the case since you got guys like Alexander who drank their weight in liquor, but look where that got him. Honestly convinced in pre-modern times Trump'd be the kind of warrior king that'd conquer wide and far.

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jeb probably has a micro penis

No wonder Rubio called him "Big Donald".

Anyone have the Republican debate moment where he basically says he has a huge dick?

>never had a cup of coffee in his life

that's my goal

I'm 20 and have never had a cup of coffee, to be fair I tasted a sip of my moms coffee when I was younger but spat it out, tasted horrid. I don't understand why cucks are like "LEELLELE I NEED MY CUP A JOE IN THE MORNING" Just get up you fucking cucks, are you that low energy? Sad!

God tier cock size

Not hard, I've never drank a cup of coffee or soda and I'm just a random Mexican.

Found it
youtube.com/watch?v=LNYZvx3bZlI

coffee is a drug

coffee is nothing but a crutch for little burned out beta melas and hipster fags

if you can't pull an all nighter, go to work the next morning and be productive without resorting to a drug, you are simply an untermensch

When you grow up, you'll acquire a taste for more bitter things.

If you kill yourself now you'll accomplish it.

You don't need it when you're
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>When you grow up

Kek, are you 60? Coffee does not taste good nor is it necessary.

It's not necessary, but it does taste good.

Children don't like the taste of bitter things.

There's no fucking way this is true unless it's also taking into account literal faggots.

I'm 7.5x5.5 and ive bottomed out with dick to spare in half the women I've slept with and have had to take it very slowly to get it in for every one of them but one (a whore that I regret fucking)

Like semen

Lololol

7x6 and same boat. This seems like a gay penis rating chart

It tastes like ass, hence a regular coffee being filled out with cream and sugar.

it is accurate, if you take into consideration that 99% of women cannot estimate correctly the penis size of a man they just had sex with.

>the guy who created the most inbred nation on earth was half asleep his entire life

How big is bills? do we know?

I've never had a cup of coffee either.

>The Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference Chart

>It tastes like ass, hence a regular coffee being filled out with cream and sugar.

If you order a regular coffee at most places, you'll get it black with no sugar.

The funniest part to me is how soundly cucked she has Jeb. He has to speak Spanish in their house at all times when addressing her. He admitted it years ago in some newspaper article.

I bet you did he same thing when your mom let you try some whiskey off her finger.

>tfw still enjoyable

I don't drink coffee at all. I just never ever needed it and as I got older, my thought was that I don't need it still. If I need coffee in the morning, then I'm doing something wrong with my body.

5 inches according to Monica Lewisnky.

>9 inches
>bragging

Top kek

Is this supposed to be "large"

Yall white folks really are funny at times

I don't know the full story but he lost his brother to drug abuse or something so he says clear of any substances.

No fucking way is she that short, that's shooped right?

If trump posted a cock pic, it would ensure his presidency.

Is 9 inches really that rare? Should I be advertising this on dating sites / tinder?

>tfw so low energy that I have to consume three cups a day to stay barely functional
Going to have a cup right now at 9:00 PM hahaha kill me

WHY WON'T TRUMP RELEASE PICTURES OF HIS PENIS

WHAT IS HE HIDING

HILLARY IS WILLING TO RELEASE HER DICK PICS

>6'2" tall

lol hes barely over 6 foot

Post your dick

>Shitskin
>Us flag

Checks out

there is a real chart for that and the one you are replying to isn't that dipshits

begging you to give a woman an orgasm with your dick since you obviously think you can't

Probably. She should at least be up to his shoulder based on her height, and even more so since she would probably be wearing heels.

They don't call her the guac goblin for nothing, m8.

>muh dick

Nice

PLEASE BE TRUE

>TRUMPED

Well, das racis

>I'm on /pol for a reason

its a global rule

It looks like his fingers are regular length but his palms are extremely large.

the leaf is right for once

I have it from a reliable source that Bill Clinton is still dicking bimboes.

>you will never brew your own delicious coffee and share a cup with your wife before leaving for work

5.5 inches here and I've never had a problem making women orgasm PiV alone. Could they all have been faking it? Sure, but if they beg for it and keep coming back for more when I don't pay for any of their shit it doesn't matter. Big dicks are obsessed over by virgins, insecure men, and the absolute whores of society.

>tfw 6'1 and only 6 inches

Big Dick Don

maybe if you have shit coffee like starcucks

Hah! Great post my friend :^^)^)^)

eh, I have a hard time believing this. I sidepipe pretty hard, even in loose pants, and I'm only 7.5" if he were 9" with high girth, he would have a fucking Dakota access pipeline working it's way to his foot.

I haven;t seen anything to indicate that in any picture I;ve seen of him.

fake chart

>run on 5-7 cups of coffee a day
>still have a big dick

This is truth

truuu

>5' 7"
>6.5 inch length, 5.5 girth
>have pentalscrotal webbing so it looks like my dick is only 3 inches from the side
>i have never felt the bottom half of my penis shaft because my ballsack skin is in the way
>i can stretch my ballsack above my dickhead while its erect
>i can make my ballsack look like a batwing with all veins and shit

>Truth be told...
Trump must be pretty desperate to have his wife put out clearly made up shit rumors like this. He's probably average or under-endowed.

CTR must be pretty desperate to have to put out false rumors like this

CTR is probably 3 inch micro penor

>t. Manlet

user, I am so sorry. On the bright side, didn't I read that your country offer free round-the-clock assisted suicide services?

i laughed a ton

for you friend

p-post pictures

This.

I'm also 8", though I'm only average in terms of girth. I've lived my life feeling like I have nothing to prove to anyone but myself.

Hello

Trump likes coca cola, though, which is way worse.

Is that man as based as he seems

>TRUMPED

Nah, it's all relative. If a woman's been taking an 8 inch dick since her first man, she'll think anything smaller is tiny. If she's been sleeping with guys that have 3 inchers, she'll think 5 inches is huge.

I've never had coffee, and I've never had a burger, you get used to it user

Coffee isn't American like Coke is

none of that trolling bullshit

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shut the fuck up white boy

low test detected

Depending on your girth your dick might be perfect for the majority of women.

But regardless I hate this idea that because something is good or adequate that completely nullifies the ability of something better to have value.

Women want and enjoy larger penises, both psychologically and physically.

It doesn't matter if youve fucked 20k women and made them all cum from penetration, at the end of the day there is a certain level of sexual proficiency you are incapable of reaching if you dont have a big dick.

You are gated from the pinnacle of sexual mastery by dick size.

It doesn't matter if you are better at sex than millions of guys with bigger dicks, you are still objectively limited, and if you were given a bigger cock(having before had a smallish one) you would instantly be more effective at sex.

So stop acting like dick size is some meaningless thing that no one should ever care about.

Tried coffee once. Would not have again.

I once dated an architect and I asked her to guess the size of my penis because I wanted to see if her profession made her better at measuring. She looked at it for a couple seconds and she got both length and girth within a tenth of an inch.

I just think its funny that no one ever told him coke has caffeine in it, too, since he seems to abstain from coffee to avoid getting addicted to caffeine. Unless he drinks the non-caffeinated kind.

This chart is total bullshit i'm 8x5.5 and sex is fucking painful for half the women i fuck

Nice shop. Troll harder

Fuck off you dumb cuck.

>tfw also 6'1 but 7 inches

Did my post hurt your self esteem?

I really don't care.

I'm in the same boat. I'd rather have a glass of orange juice in the morning than try and drink some nasty ass coffee. It would also seem those you drink coffee all the time eventually need it just to feel remotely normal.

>need it just to feel remotely normal.
it can be habit forming and addictive, but its pretty easy to give up, just a few days to a couple of weeks of feeling sluggish and you get over it. The problem is that coffee is so available everywhere that it is easy to relapse and start the habit again.

I'm 2x4 and always satisfy

Does that mean it's bigger than Michelle's?

Serious question.

>tfw 10in pencil dick

I ain't even been laid.
No idea if a woman would like it.
What do women like more, girth or length?
One rips them open, the other punches their cervix.

31 here
never had a cup of coffee

Same. Always bottom out. If you bottom out and have girth, I'm not sure what more size gets you. I've never wished it was larger...seems odd to even have such a thought. I've legit bruised/injured women on accident (when I was a less experienced lad) and no it didn't make the sex better. Logically a given woman pairs with an ideal dick size depending on her depth/tightness.

COFFEE DRINKERS BTFO, IT LITERALLY SHRINKS UOUR DICK

women like girth more, i think, but i'm sure many women would love to fondle a 10 inch cock, even if it was skinny, just so they could brag to their cunt bitch girlfriends about it

No one ever gets pants resized because of their dick

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Only a faggot would make an excuse to drink coffee

I always liked the smell of coffee growing up as a kid, my dad gave me my first sip from his coffee at about 10 years old

I didn't even start drinking coffee until I was about 16-17, It doesn't really give me that boost of energy but I am able to concentrate for longer periods of time if I have cup

Also I don't need a coffee to "wake me up" and I can easily go weeks without one
But I get what you mean though, I have seem some fucktards acting like they are high on meth and running around like spastics after drinking a low strength coffee

the dude married (actually married)
this fucking atrocious beastporklet.

it cant be that big.

>coffee is nothing but a crutch
>coffee is a crutch.
>a crutch is also a tool
>therefore, coffee is a tool

Based dilbertman

>No fucking way is she that short,
> Columba, who is five feet tall.
Jeb is 6' 4"

Hahaha spot the virgin roleplayer

I never did, smells like shit and it's for socialist communist atheist Europeans who use metric

why would he be erect in front of public

Fuck that nigger hold your head up and be proud of your white conservative Christian ass. Punk ass bitch wants to see some tits what a deprived degenerate fuck. WPWW

>tfw 5 inches erect and uncircumcised
Kill me

I don't drink Coffee, I'm almost 30. I've had it in the past, but I've never drank it regularly.

probly full of poop

>tfw 5.5" x 5.5"

It's usually just barely long enough but then the girth becomes absurd for them.

why do you have that image saved?

>2x4

Pretty standard wood.

Kek I swear every time I see Jeb and his wife, she just keeps getting smaller

>Chris Christie
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>women in charge of knowing dick size
My ex thought I was "huge". In reality I'm only 6.5 inches. She might have been stroking my ego, but still. I doubt she knew how big I am.

Fuckin kek. Why did Jeb marry an ayylmao?

Because what else would I post on my Tinder?

Is that really "big"? I'm a little over 8 inches and consider myself average. Looks smaller than the guys I see in pornos. I couldn't imagine being any smaller. My current gf is a 5'1 100lb viet and she takes it no problem.

Women always say I'm like 6'3 I'm really only 5'11 it's funny when guys tell me I have to be way above 6 foot because they're 6 foot and I say no I'm 5'11 so that means you're 5'9 they get so mad

Seeing these type of pics are just heart breaking sometimes.

Poor cuck.

I don't need your pity

>My current gf is a 5'1 100lb viet and she takes it no problem.
so...what did she do in Vietnam?

>never had a cup of coffee

dude is this guy fucking real???

>TRUMPED
Memes are real

I have a 6.2 inch dick and I tell girls I have a 7 incher. I've haven't been called out on it yet lol.

Always makes me laugh when men overestimate their height. I'm a literal midget (5'5") and I don't lie about my height. At my size there's no point. But I see guys who are 5'9" on a good day claim they're 6'. Ridiculous.

>Espresso
>quick to make (if you got the equipment)
>tastes great
>energy as a bonus (prob mostly placebo anyway
I feel like a lot of people who hate coffee have only ever been exposed to shitty drip coffee made with shitty old beans. High start up costs for sure, but man once you start having espresso in the morning theres no going back

howlongismyschlong dot com
embarrasing but your welcome.

Just another whore trying to attract attention

> hey g..g..guys im different

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same. had two girls say I was over 9", even though I'm 6.5", maybe 7" if i haven't fucked in a while

Average 6er, but as I'm a manlet it looks quite large on me. I'm just gonna live /comfy/ because after a manipulative breakup, my desire for ladies has tanked. However, my appreciation for academia and friends has greatly improved along with my happiness.

Are you /comfy/?

Iktfb
I bought an espresso machine about a month ago and holy shit. I feel like I've never truly drank coffee before. I buy good quality beans and it makes a world of a difference.

>pic related iced coffee I made for my gf

I'm 6'3", the people that claim to be above 6' when they're clearly a solid 6" shorter than me is ridiculous. Six foot is the magic number. Unfortunately my dick is only 5 1/2". I don't get a ton of repeat customers. But at least I'm tall enough to pull one-nighters.

for rubio

Show us you're beautiful boobies, okay.

Hurry.

I'm 8.2 inches and moderately good lucking but still suffer from social anxiety pretty bad (i'm quite a bit of a sperg). I just can't believe 95% of dicks are smaller if you get me... I just can't make that translate into confidence because I can't see it myself.

I've never had a problem with women though, but wish I had the confidence you have

>tfw small dick and I drink coffee

Just rope me up.

That sucks, user. I'm the poster with the reverse situation, but I'll have you know that there are women who care more about their man's physique than his dick length. Get healthy, get happy, get toned, and get some nice clothes. I'm just wearing polos for the /comfy/ because of the Texan heat.

A FUCKING LEAF

You're all fucken fags and liars. Scraping bottom of barrel. When he grows some hands or you grow some fucken brains, lemme know. Ask Epstein how big is his dick

Having a feminine penis doesn't make you a femanon it only makes you a faggot.

>tfw trump general is currently a shitposting mess of anons baiting other anons on coffee and the shittiness or non-shitinees of, and fucking penis size competitions
welp, I'm convinced hillary just bought the rolls royce of shills. CTR might not have been able to ruin /tg/, but if the next few threads wind up like this, we may actually see the general implode
>tfw am 6 inches with a decent curve and a taper from head to base, and my gf had problems cumming because 'its hurts, like i'm stretching too much'
>tfw all the old insecurities from high school are going to come back via this thread
kill me, kill me now before i do it myself

How does it feel to know all the liberal women would sell out their values just to ride on Trumps BWC?

Must suck for you lib cuck tiny dicked retards.

Wait, wait. Fuck off, that's not actually his wife, is it?

>White knighting this hard

back to /r9k/

Oh, fuck dude. It is.

Jesus

Did he fuck a dwarf for a prank and get her pregnant????

THAT'S JEB'S WIFE?!!!

5, 03

JUST

jesus christ dude. do something else with your spare time.
youtube.com/watch?v=gGu5ery1Gco

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fucking dative case, nigger

>drumpsters unironically saying muh dik

GLOBAL RULE SLUT
TITS OR BAN

>tfw only 6"
>6'3" and pretty jacked so it looks even smaller

She is one head length taller than in the photo

Do my wife during my spare time

>hate this idea

>I really don't care

>be millennial faggot
>jerk off 3 times a day
>smoke weed right after
>cram as much coffee into your diet as possible
>virtually no exercise
>"Huh lol nobody has sex past 25 anyway"

>as a femanon
TITS AND TIMESTAMP

Shut it muzzie slope

>tfw 6.5 inch 6'2" master race with silver fox genetics
>tfw never bothered working out more than once a week because my sexual prime will be past 35 anyway

TITS OR GTFO

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