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kek at the us and Mexico

Pretty accurate.

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>needing a DNA test for that
Thought it was obvious.

When you see shit like this, then you know Maury is real

These are Russians you silly goy

>two bombers on the same street
Holy fuck that's amazing

I would track this guy down and blind him

What an asshole, gave me a chuckle though.

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Did he died?

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Kek is in this thread

why the fuck would you need a dna test for that

he must be a great dota player

Damn, he drinks his filtered water every morning

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>When you go ubermensch mode by activating all your buffs during a raid

Fat bitch just realized at that point. R u fuggen seerius

>filename

great read l o l

why does everyone think putin is a badass?

he won the nobel PEACE prize for Christ's sake

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>the last one he bops on the head

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That is one badass sro

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That escalator one.

Keked.

>That moment you realise you'd be too slow to realise what's going on when everyone else runs away.

I honestly think I wouldn't even notice to be honest.

heh

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This guy activates his almonds

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>"Do you feel in charge?"

Hey whatever happened to that kid anyway

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this is taiwanese

fuck... this reminds me of my abusive ex, except I didn't fight back like he did. I'm glad I'm no longer with her, but I haven't felt the desire to date ever since. My mom calls me once every other week asking if I got a new girl in my life and I break her heart when I tell her I just don't care anymore. Fuck is wrong with me?

>your at the snake pit with your snake gf and this guy grabs her snake ass
>what do you do?
>keep in mind he has a pony tail and can bop you on the head

Nigga that's taiwan-user

Shadilay was a hidden message for us that this is real.

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You are still healing from it.

Fuck I don't blame you for being cautious after that.

Hope things turn out better for you user

That was incredible

Why do the niggers always hop around and make wooping noises during a fight?
It's like they're monke..... oh

It's not you, it's them. Western women are trash. If you could reasonably expect to go out and find a decent looking virgin who could cook and was happily submissive, you'd self-improve until you found one. Happily.

Sadly it's all Staceys, bitter ex-staceys, and feminists. They can barely even talk or maintain eye contact - except for the 20% that doesn't know what is of interest to other people and loudly recounts every detail of her FUCKING day when you just want your god-damned dick sucked Celeste you bitch!

I love Civ IV and all but where's the joke

>open borders

It's been 2 almost 3 years now tho.

oh fuck off with your He-man woman hater bullshit, I know goddamn well I just got a bad one from the bunch. And FYI she was a virgin when we started dating, I was too.

Now I know. Thanks.

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not political - pull this mods.

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Fucking lost at the jump kick.

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Underrated

Old but gold.

KECK

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Poor kid..

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I am still healing from my first abusive realationship and that was 4 years ago
>all my relationships were abusive

It's okay, you will heal soon. You know not all women are like that. It's a sign your close to healing

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>Over 200 animal species
protip that's not a significant amount there are millions of species, and I can think of some fish and insects that are female-dominated (eg praying mantises)

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I fucking died. It even happens automatically in vidya games.

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youtu.be/h_zjvccI_zQ

Do Alex Jones' supplements actually work or are they just expensive meme pills?

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RATO STRIKES AGAIN

Blind guy scene. Lost hard

A classic

>filename

lost

My ex set me up to get back at her ex bf
One night after we were out in the city we got a room at a hotel instead of waiting for the train, her ex was waiting at the hotel for us and I got in a punch on with him
Second time he rocked up at her place and we got into a fight again
Took me a while to figure it out but turns out she'd been telling him where I was, I saw her texts to the cunt
Shes probably been sleeping with him too
After I found out I dumped the cunt on the spot and she pulled a knife on me, I had to belt her up a bit which I kind of regret..
But that bloke came to my house with 2 of his mates about 2 days later and threw a rock through our front window, so me and my dad (ex skinhead and sergeant at arms for the immortals) went outside, bashed the fuck out of them and called the cops. They all got 6 months community service. Kek

True story
Shit chapter of my life

I wud bite hm hard in his dik

you just eat it until you get bored?

worth the long wait

These always make me want to vote for Trump even more.

can I get a tl;dw

This has to be staged/fake

I refuse to accept people are stupid enough to need a test for that, or even be surprised at the results.

>george soros

It's funny how in fiction, the female beats up the male. But in reality, the female barely does any damage and proceeds to get her ass royally handed to her after the male stops putting up with her weak-ass offensive.

Fucking lost

No shit its fake
>he thinks reality tv is reality

JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY NEICE FOR GODS SAKE

YOU MADE ME PUKE BECAUSE OF THAT YOU SICK FUCK

fucking lost it at the two religion of peace followers on the same street

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100% lost

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I'm sorry senpai. My first gf was manipulative and emotionally abusive, but never physically. It's been three years and I'm just now really recovering. I moved halfway across the globe for a year to get some distance and take me out of the environment and routine I found myself trapped in. 6 months in now and it's working surprisingly well. Stay strong, you're gonna make it brah

>chimp goes ooga booga
>host has to tell him btfo a few times
>relationship problems
>he name the child without consulting wife
>true to be the "man of the house"
>both take (((lie test)))
>woman comes clean
>african had affairs, starts chimping out

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>Trump
>Only 55 Slayer
>Implying he hasn't been slaughtering his competition since and including his conception

the helmets on the pigs look like the shit vets wear when they have brain damage

should be Newport 100s

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Jews control the noble prize orginization (that's why an insane amount of jewelry have em') and so they gave him one to make him seem weak

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it definitely was.

>Fuck is wrong with me?

You're letting her control you and win.

But there is hope.
NOTHING
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shows you have reclaimed your manhood like moving on and showing it.

Good Luck user

And despite what you might think,
I'm not some trailer park hillbilly bogan.
My dad was in the past but now he's an entrepreneur, we live in a pretty upper class neighbourhood.

Moral of the story: Dont date white girls with daddy issues, and ESPECIALLY dont if you met them online

damn I'd shit myself if she sent her previous ex bf after me, hes huge. My dad was murdered when I was young so I'd have no one to back me up there lol.

The emotional shit is what got me. I know you're all gonna >le low test beta meme me, but I'm a bit on the sensitive side when it comes to things, and she used that to her advantage so hard. The main reason I could never fight back was her dad was a well respected cop and I know full well if I did, it was off to jail for me.

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Think I'm going try brain force soon just to see what happens. Will report back.

holy shit is this real

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This cunt was huge too
I could never get the better of him alone, although he never really beat me up either, we just sorta hit each other until he decided to get back in his car and fuck off.
Still.. It was nightmarish shit. Especially because the first time it happened (at that hotel) I was in a different state.

Full on authentic AUTISM

its oil from a snake that has high test

I heard this guy got shot and killed lol

fucking kek
>mfw

That fucking British one! Ahahaha--- Wait wtf OK CANADIANS ARENT ALL FUCKING CHINKS GODDAMN.

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Its a youtube prank video you tool

>account suspended

Holy shit that fucking philippines eagle jesus christ

at least it represents its population lmao

cheers, don't think I'll bother watching it then

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Old man shit makes me physically ill
Stick to your own age you fucking pedo fuck only I'm allowed to root young girls

Cx

does anyone have that slow and steady jeb with the filled electoral map predicting his win?

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Might slip through, but that is grounds for ban-hammer.

That would be the joke

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MixedGuyDoesn'tLikeMixedRelationships.jpg

every time

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Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input while also really fires up my electric pulse that travels down the axon until it reaches the synapses, where it then causes the release of neurotransmitters. The synapses are extremely close to the dendrites of the target neuron. This allows the neurotransmitters to diffuse across the intervening space and fit into the receptors that are located on the target neuron. This causes some action to take place in that neuron that will either decrease or increase the membrane potential of the neuron. If it increases the membrane potential (makes it more positive, or depolarizes it.) then it is exciting the neuron, and if it decreases the membrane potential (makes it more negative, or hyper-polarizes it.) then it is inhibiting the neuron. If it causes the membrane potential to pass the firing threshold then it will activate an action potential in the target neuron and send it down its axon.

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5 minutes?

More like 20 to life.

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From someone with a degree in anatomy, this is preddy gud

Move on user it's for the best
You are in my prayers I wish you luck

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Topkek

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Thats wrong though
Even if the fallout landed in someone elses property it would be a NAP violation
>you now understand why the NAP is fucking retarded

there's always a gas station open if you're in civilization

I know but the memes are pretty funneh

(((Soros)))

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Can someone post the /k/ russian bomber date story?

>most powerful eagle in the world

kek

Fuck is this still in the archives? What do I search?

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>not terror related
>but intentional

>I know you're all gonna >le low test beta meme me
Naw man, child abuse, abusive relationships, growing up without a father, having your children & money taken from you in divorce and much more are parts of the war on men and serious problems that are never talked about or even acknowledged. It sucks and it's hard, but know that you are not alone. Try to break the cycle and let's MAGA and MEGA for a better future. Fuck the feminazis and all the other useful idiots to the globalists, they shall not win.

>tries walking down the up escalator

Burger "intellectuals"

Well, time to fire up the ovens...

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so fucking fake

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damn that sucks:(((

Did she died

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(((George Soros)))

Not for everyone just found it on jewtube, good laugh if you have the time

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how else would he do the ''''''''prank'''''''', nigger?

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>it was a random religiously motivated attack designed to instill terror in the population
>not terrorism though

How are these people in positions of power? How the fuck did we get here as a civilization?

>I just don't care anymore

that spoon

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Im talking about the fat cunt you retard

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no it doesn't. if you mean he should have flew higher then i get your point. Nice dubdubs though.

It's ok. Girls only like outgoing and muscular guys because of hypergamy. It's no one's fault if they're single.

not sure

i see what u did there

You've seen through the veil. The only way we fall in love with women is by romanticizing them/ Once we see that they aren't the lovely goddesses of love we hope them to be we can never truly recover. You've lost both your ability to trust and cover your eyes from the truth.

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I expected it and yet I still laughed. Accurate AF.

>Canadian
>BOOM!!
LOL

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>the parents look younger than the kid and his faggot bear bf

XDDDDDDD

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R2dindu

> Not biting his blue pad

Like you gotta try to bite his blue pad? Take that bop like a real snake, but you can't just let him go like that

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>Not 99 construction
>Building a wall

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Here comes The Don
Classic piece of literature right here

>shopkeeper knew in advance
I think owning a small business in "diverse" areas redpills a lot of people

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I'm a lifeguard
Part of my job is stereotyping
They literally teach you in training to keep an eye on mudskins because none of them can swim and they often cause trouble for other patrons

I'll say, he only hit one of them.

>tumblr
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the Nose knows.
these are slaviboys.

Feels forced mang.

Jesus, lookin' like Roy Nelson with those overhand lefts. 10/10 would equality again.

Austria and Germany.

Someone should edit this with the flags.

hey, I found the nigger!

Gotta love Vinny.

Vinesauce? In MY Cred Forums?

Hope you get shot cunt
Anyone who has no respect for police officers can fuck off
Never had an issue with cops in my life because I'm always respectful to them, try it sometime

contributin'

I stand with you.

>Australia: the post

she got thrown into that van like a loot bag in payday 2

>why do you need a test for that

because if you didn't, that fat coalburner would have gotten child support after the divorce despite the obviously nigger kid.
>john you're 1/16th italian thats where his curly hair comes from

I wonder if anyone ever accidentally called him "the down".

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The women on Chile arent any better m8

this is complete utter horeshit

I wonder if the dog was embarrassed haha cx

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he actually got shot
he didn't die but a CC guy thought he was a durka and shot him

>kent
SPOTTED

Good thing I'm not looking for women here, then.

Your country is beautiful by the way weon

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how the fuck am i a nigger, leaf

You heal just don't fall in the jewish plan.

no one cares about your opinion

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which game? must have

>MANLETS.webm

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they really were kangz...

they wuz kangz n shieeet afterall. white guilt is real

>spic kills nog

not surprised

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Watch Dogs.

Hackerpuppy GOTY WatchDonger

Holy fuck that, RP or no that was some funny shit.

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Please tell me he died

It's own age divided by two + seven if you give a fuck about what society finds acceptable

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I'll fucking anything between 14 - 45

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I'll FUCK*
Not fucking
Stupid phone

Shit wrong picture.

>shark tank
Why do you yanks steal our shit all the time

Fucking awesome

Ok that's funny as fuck not gonna lie.

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when will it continue

BUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT

i was thinking the same shit. where is the video?

With his bomb comin' out!

One day soon hopefully

slippery slope fallacy they said

What show is this from

Video?

Terrible

twitter.com/hashtag/untj4270?src=hash
The teacher had to switch hashtags at one point, so the second one became
twitter.com/hashtag/JOUR4270?src=hash

Overlord
Its 10/10 fucking hilarious you'll love it

youtu.be/5NsrwH9I9vE?t=45

Overlord.
It's shit.

Thanks lad, i'll have to check it out

NO PANE NO GAIN

Fuck you Italy, you were the chosen one

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>dat fucking combo with the stick

I see it worked wonders.

KEK

>911 survivor
LOOOOOOOOOO

Tried the Silver Bullet supplement during cold season. instantly relieved sore throat

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This is exactly what i'd do if I got mugged
Just go apeshit and act like a fucking psycho

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>Americans
>Females
>Channers

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>there is no need to be upset

Underrated.

youtu.be/ZV379jvvSNI

am I late

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I'm actually starting to like leafs

kys

Made me hard but the dude ruined it.

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Holy fuck!

>Over 200 means only around 200 or so not any number between 200 and infinity.

I really really really like this one, mind if I save?

Nothing in this thread was funny.

Agreed

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its all yours

Seek funnies elsewhere?

i know im too late to be a fpbp but fucking this isn't Cred Forums fuck off

arent coke heads supposed to be skinny?

Hello fellow pedo shitposter-san how goes your fine day?

You know damn well what the correct answer to that question is.

>fpbp
damn that would be sick Cred Forumsro

thank yuo!

Maybe the reason animals kill each other all the fucking time is due to animal homophobia? How would we know it's not?

The only animal I see fucking others of its sex are dogs, and thats because dogs fuck anything

oh my fuck I'm pissing myself

Judging by the red mass that was his upper body, I'd say he's ded

How does it fit?

really made me blink

Giraffes are incredibly gay. Something like 70% of giraffe sex is m/m
But really, is that any surprise? Look at them. Incredibly homo animal.

crazy always wins

NO FUCKING SHIT IT'S FAKE YOU FUCKING MORON

IT'S A FAKE DURKA WITH REAL PEOPLE REACTING

WHAT ELSE COULD POSSIBLY BE FAKE

snopes says the news article was fake

Also ducks.

And cats but I'm not sure if it's a domination thing or not.