Why doesn't Cred Forums love the Mormons

why doesn't Cred Forums love the Mormons

>tfw Mormons have birth rates above replacement levels
>anti degenerate
>extremely conservative
>overwhelmingly White
>low crime
>Mormons Are Friendly

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I didn't realize Vermont had so many Mormons.

DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

Their nice people and SLC feels like a goddamn utopia. I'm atheist, but I've seriously considered moving there and "converting" just for networking purposes.

you basically have to assume at this point that the mormon's are planning political influence on some level. they're just too centrally organized at this point

i have to think that many of the red counties are essentially going to be nuked with mormons in the coming ages.

kind of cool for those 2 california counties. i wonder if they targetted them.

i'm not crazy about mormons bc i'm catholic but i don't mind those 2 likely-republican counties in CA

> in before "le magic underwear" meme

>yfw the Mormons were our Jews all along

King Mormon was from here, so it kind of makes sense. I've driven past a LDS church, but I have yet to actually meet a Mormon, so take it as you will.

Graph is shit, there's an entire block of Mormons in my county, yet it says there are 0%.

I kind of like em.

>yet it says there are 0%
it was taken in the year 2000 and they call themselves The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Because herasy and Magic underwear isn't Cred Forums approved

But the Mormon church here has been up since the 90s. I don't give a fuck what they call themselves.
I do care about the hot chick that came to my door asking if I heard of them though. Jesus I wanted to say yes just to talk to her.

They are nice people in my experience.

thumbnail looks like US has a bleeding stab wound there. symbolism?

>why doesn't Cred Forums love the Mormons
They tried to ban beer in my county in Arizona at the local ballpark. Not on my watch will they ever get beer and baseball separated.

I don't mind them so much on a social level. But their cult is strange and they appropriate Christianity to convert decent people.

Overall they are better than niggers and mudslides so... Whatever.

Mormons are Cruzlims, "principled conservatives" at the expense of all actual principles.
Bring up Ted Cruz's oathbreaking to a Mormon, and they'll say making promises is stupid. They'll attack the prime principle of fidelity to defend some Canadian-born ethnic Cuban who supports government intrusion into everyday life so much that he supports sex toy bans.

that sucks but do other churches do the same

i am not Cred Forums but i generally like mormons

They are great neighbors, but a horrible community once you are "in"

If you ever want to leave expect subtle not subtle stalking, tax fraud claims out the ass (there are a shit ton of them in the IRS, that's how they find you), and to temporarily have the government lose your all records of you anytime you want to try to leave the country wether or not it's just a vacation or true emigration.

t. Best friend of a former morman.

>Catholic
We drink wine during Mass. And set up beer tents during festivals (in my case literally on the street by the Church).

Maybe some Protestants can give their accounts.

Nice, friendly folks that are typically genuinely good.

Their religious beliefs are insane though. The Book of Mormon is absolutely crazy. I'm a Christian and as questionable some aspects of the old and new testaments are, the Book of Mormon is a whole other level of madness.

Are mormons considered christians? Because the Book of Mormon alters so much of the foundations of Christianity that I think it's a stretch to call them that.

Who said I don't love the Mormons? I recently lived in northern Utah for 2 and a half years, Mormons are great. The area I was in was 97% white it was wonderful. Everyone knew each other and was friendly. Community events all around, everyone helps each other out, lots of emphasis on making kids happy and sticking to more traditional American ways of life (this was in my rural area, not all Mormons).
There is a bit of liberal cancer infesting SLC but it is still nice. In Utah it is always easy to "get away from it all" whatever "it" is, you can go to another place. Whether you want rural, traditional, small town, or no people at all you can find it close by. Yes, most of them are ideal white people. They're good folks. Some of my best friends are LDS.

They are alright but their religion is pretty culty. I mean I guess they believe in Jesus but the structure of the church is very important. If you are a Mormon, you damn well better go to all the classes, do whatever your leader tells you to do (sometimes "God calls" people to be in charge of youth groups whether they want to or no) and if you don't, expect nosey people to start trying to pull you back in.

Still, I'll take them as an ally against liberals.

I'm pretty sure Romney was their attempt at that and it didn't exactly work out. I think they focus more on being able to do their thing in the states they control and don't care that much about their influence over the rest of the country.

Proddie cults are degenerate

Well guess who's fault it is for being an alcoholic degenerate.

is living in Utah like living a theocracy

Generally I've found Mormons to be nice people. Every time their missionaries come to talk to me I first explain to them that I don't put much stock in religion, and then I offer them water or iced tea because I believe they are fundamentally good people doing a good thing. They normally respond by asking if there's anything I need them to do for me (it's one of the tenants of their missionary work) but I always say no and we talk about Mormonism for a little while until they've drank their tea and we go our separate ways.


I admire them for their faith

momos are okay except for the cult shit. otherwise you're right, they're perfectly okay.

No, they're not Christians. Good for them for being modest and traditional and all, but good god they are insane. They believe in bible fanfiction that says Jesus hung out with injuns and you get your own planet when you die

I'm from Cali, so I wouldn't know, but my buddy says it's like living in a community where everybody knows everything about everyone else.

Like you can't go out for a drink without s OK nobody visiting you the next day wanting to talk to you about "getting back on the path to god."

You're not welcome here, carrot-snapping heretic.

It's not a meme, we use it to open the stargate and talk to dead people in the temple

t. Brother user

AMA

Somebody* holy fuck did autocorrect drop the ball on this one.

I had to check whather they are really socially conservative or just hypocrites. I love them now.

Are they anti-semites or philo-semite?

JMB was the only cool Mormon

There's more to it than that but have a (you)

What state are you in?

Does your church allow nonwhites?

Will i get a qt gf if I convert? I'm a shitskin if it matters

They're Jew lovers. Sorry, France

>largest users of porn in the US

"anti degnerate"

>Are they anti-semites or philo-semite?
I honestly have no idea but considering how right-wing and red pill they are I'm pretty sure they're more awake then most people

I don't mind Mormons, you're just a little loopy is all. Every Mormon I've known was eccentric. Chaotic good, so to speak

pol loves mormons

just realize the cult stuff is to keep the women and kids in line and you're golden.

>who is Glenn beck

And they hate trump because mitt Romney told them to

There is nothing wrong with porn as long as you end up raising a good family, and don't confuse it with real life.

I don't mind them.

They are trying to be Jews though, like a literal embodiment.

They are overwhelmingly represented in the CIA, I know that their influence spreads deep in the Freemasons in comparison to Judaic ones. They are odd in regards to how they exert influence and you can tell that they are proto-jews and in their infancy with networking on a global scale.

The difference is they prosyletize, Jews don't

I'm loosely related to everyone with my surname. Some LDS Oregon trail blacksmith took on 9 wives after coming over here from England, changed his last name, and had a bunch of kids with each. Multiple generations later there are now a few thousand people in the country with the last name all descended from this one guy and his 9 wives. We've even got ourselves a nifty little facebook group. Feels weird, man.

We're the only ones in our area, though, and some of the only ones in the north east. My grandfather dropped out of the church a long time ago so we're non-practicing.

They know how to conquer user. They lay foundation before they build a house. Slow and strong take over. Unlike retarded hitler who just steamrolled his forces and streched them as thin as possible.

So they're the Jews of the white race?

Michigan, we do because of the belief all people are equal in the eye of God. The ones that join are not dindus, they act civilized. However, we did not allow them to have the priesthood for a while which no one reslly knows why~sauce: lds.org/topics/race-and-the-priesthood?lang=eng

1. Don't be degenerate,
2. Actually learn some things from the missionaries (so you can start & sort of keep a conversation going about it with a qt)
3.Join
4.??? (Singles night & other activities)
5. PROFIT!!!
(Guaranteed have had this work for friends)

show me your internet history

They also believe in polygamy in the afterlife. I still recall my older sister crying when she learned that she might have to share her spiritual husband with other women. They're a bunch of wackjobs that regularly try to guilt me into coming back into the religion.

They also collect genetic records of everyone they can because they believe your soul can be saved after you die. I think they're trying to build a Mormon Kwizatz Haderach

But they're nice about it.

They are actually in every government agency. Very disturbing because of how cult like they are.

Those are utah mormons, yuge difference from normal ones

>Mormonism is heresy, too many rituals and brainwashing

>hey, why is there so much degeneracy in the world?

Jews do it through females marrying outwards and having children.

This prosyletize shit is a double edged sword when the intiation is easy and simplistic, you generally cant tell what individual motives are for joining which leaves a group open for infiltration.

However you can grow influence and networking much faster and them having multiple levels of control through Masons and the CIA allow them to better filter would be saboteurs.

Yeah! But there's nothing to do in Salt Lake City

Anywhere outside of SLC, yes. It sucks because you're totally ostracized from the community once they find out you aren't part of their church.

That's because when we return from missions we are fluent in the language we used. A lot of ambassadors are mormon too for the same reason

Are they the ones in Idaho?

Can someone explain the Mormon enclaves in Nebraska and California?

Forgot to mention, nice trips Lucifer

Also, while I am thinking about it, Utah is the white supremacist capital of the country and they actively commit hate crimes against the blacks and Mexicans in their cities on a regular basis, but due to their huge influence on the media thee, there is almost no coverage of this.

Pretty fun place to be an Aryan biker, desu

>Kwisatz Haderach

ftfy. Dune seems pretty tame compared to what Mormons believe

>Alaska

anyone here live in Utah or near it? what're the Mormons like? do they socially accept people that aren't Mormon?

>berenstain
>stain
wtf

Utah-tier bleed into there, the farther east you get, the more laid-back, redpilled they are

How would they get you to join if they werent friendly.

>Mormons
>Tea

:^)

Disregard my anti Mormon posts, I'm evidently Satan.

Mormons had a deliberate colonisation program in the late 19th early 20th century. They created colonies all over the western US and Mexico. Mitt Romney's father, George, was born in Mexico for this reason.

>Shit heretics say

Utah is full, don't move here.

All will be forgiven

I'm from Utah. You'll be totally accepted, you'll also probably get invited in to a Mormon circle if you move in to one of the massive white suburbs (not necessarily going to church, just smaller events).

Utahs huge, and there are only a few million living there. It's nowhere near full

Blue pilled cult worshiping polygamous heretics

Yes. Extremely thrifty with money. Cunning. Lots of in group policing as well as hooking each other up with opportunities.

Same reason I dislike jews desu
>insular
>manipulative
>inherently "radical", there are no secular moderates

That and it's all of the worst parts of Christianity with none of the tradition or honor. A made up bogus religion adopted by irrational provincial people with a false sense of superiority.

I'm a black user and honestly wouldn't mind moving to Utah if I had a well-enough paying job.

Sometimes when I fantasize about having a decent life, I just want to chill on a decently-sized plot of land, nerd out about RC stuff, and become a farrier's apprentice so I can help local farmers with shit.

they're jews 2.0 in how they operate

>Fell for the divershity meme
>Get cucked by Samoans, the only ones dumb enough to convert

>Mormons
>Cucked
Pick 2

Theyre not Christian at all

And too anyone who wonders about Mormonism and how extreme its beliefs are read the book of Mormon.

One of my ancestors helped start the church

Yeah but did you see about those Mormons that moved to some neighborhood, then got punched, then packed up and left?
Vikings only nigga. Stand your ground.
They have numbers of MORMONS not white people. They use (((clandestine))) tactics when stability is always built on honest populism.

With such elaborate
claims I believe you have some facts & sources to back it up?

brazil has a high Mormon population

It's no secret. Mormons literally consider themselves to be adopted members of the "tribes of Isreal", and when you reach a certain age you are told which you belong to. Mine was Ephraim.

Irrational zealots.

Christians believe in Christ, right? Maybe they don't teach you that in common core but it's literally in our freaking name, "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints "

I went to St. George last month, loved it. It was so clean and nice and the people were real friendly.

>insular
Literally nothing wrong with that.
>manipulative
In what way? Where are mormons infiltrating other communities to parasitize and destroy them?
>inherently "radical"
Yes, they must be crazy radicals if they have any sort of family values.

Mormons are all the good things about Jews with none of the bad as well as being decent pleasant people.
Prove me wrong.

>1%

Michigander here also!

I've been meeting with missionaries for awhile and thought about converting. Going to church for the first time this Sunday. I really like your guys' emphasis on family and anti degeneracy.

Mormons are basically Christian Jews.

the spelling jumps between berenstein and berenstain from book to book

likely (((they))) were trying to make it seem less jewish, but at some point just gave up

Proved right? I guess?

Yes and we believe he is divine.

Live about fours hours away from SLC. Mormons have a very strong presence in local politics and running businesses. They can be decent folk, but there's heavy favoritism towards fellow Mormons.
A number of them can be relentless about converting 'gentiles'. many girls are downright spooky in their behavior as they're heavily sheltered growing up.

Mormons are very clannish. They're the jews of the white race.

I grew up in the middle of Mormondom and hated it, bunch of white bread suburban quasi-cultists, but Mormons still have more class and humanity than all Cred Forumsacks and anybody they support.

Mainstream Christians like to claim that we're not true Christians because to them Christianity means more than believing in and following Christ. It's just a meaningless semantic issue meant to scare people away from Mormonism. Also nice trips, brother.

They are really called that? Holy fuck I've lived by Mormons for years!

Trips eh....
So the Mormons believe in Christ, huh? How do they feel about KEK?

Lol

Awesome! What stake would you be in? I'm in the lansing stake

it's all the eskimos and natives, mostly in their 3rd world villages.

they're nigger tier

>tfw no 6/10 Mormon housewife whose soul purpose is to please her husband and raise Aryan children.

Why live?

mormons apparently believe Jesus was a normal dude that BECAME magic, rather than being born special
this is a BIG contrast with one of the foundations of christianity

Oh look, it's one of those "the trinity is one being otherwise you're not a real Christian" asswipes.

Mormons are good goyim like Masons are.

Mormonism is not Christian.

Cred Forums is a Christian board.

We believe he is the direct Son of God so yeah

True, and the fucking magic underwear, it's really hard to get past all that...

>mormons apparently believe Jesus was a normal dude that BECAME magic, rather than being born special
[Citation needed]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies like you?

do Mormon girls make good girlfriends/wives? seems like they don't participate in degeneracy and they would be loyal, so long as you converted

oh look it's one of those "god is on a space station around kolob and we all get a planet when we die" CULTISTS

the only people who say Mormons aren't Christian are other Christians

baptists and mormons fucking HATE each other

I personally believe KeK is another prophet but, I don't ask around

Thanks Brother, I'm quite surprised at the number of LDS Cred Forumsacks

>apparently
I've been a Mormon for my entire life and that is not true at all, I've never heard a claim anything like that. Jesus was born divine as the literal son of God.

women raised religious are almost always rebellious. The others behave like cat ladies

>Not all of Utah is Mormon
>Le Cred Forums is one person meme

>Literally nothing wrong with that.
It is when their allegiances are to their foreign (as an element) church and to their own rather than (((their))) host nation, America, as a whole. This has been an ongoing problem since the church's founding, making claims of entitlement (land, autonomy, recognition, etc) and continues to be so. They have been granted protection by separation of church and state but use this as loophole for other activities. They are like any other special interests group: seeking to benefit themselves and their own at the expense of the greater whole of a nation.

>In what way? Where are mormons infiltrating other communities to parasitize and destroy them?
They are one of the largest missionary groups in the world. They use businesses (chief among them being Marriott) as fronts for their religious propaganda. They are no different than muslims who, as a small group, invade a larger group and try to force their own radical views of what's right on others. Muslims do it through violence, mormons do it through charity and money manipulation, but the same could be said of groups like Hell's Angels.

>Yes, they must be crazy radicals if they have any sort of family values.
Their "family values" aren't sustainable and are scarcely distinguishable of mongrol cultures like Islam. You can't sustain an orthodox society where there's 3 wives for every husband or 6 children born from every family for every generation. Add this on top of the fact that mormons are largely rich cuckservatives and they're a political cult as well as a religious one whose real life policies cannot reasonably coincide with their spiritual ones, it's simply unsustainable.

>Find lost religious treasures with a magic stone in a hat
>Plagiarized sections of the King James Bible
>Jesus hung out with American Indians
Atheists laugh at Christians, this is what Christians laugh at

try and find a cross in their buildings protip you cant
u tell me

Never heard of that & I've been a member all my life

>join the mormon cult
>pay 10% of your shekels every month
>spend 20+ boring hours per week in meetings and assignments
>must obey every command of any retard with authority over you
>become their beta bitch slave
>learn the secret handshakes to get into planet kolob
>if you don't do all these things your mormon wife will cuck you for a """worthy""" mormon and take half your money and your kids

yeah it's great

damn

i swear I remember reading that on /christian/ on the other chan, as a response when one dude asked why mormons aren't seen as christian

i'm probably just mis-remembering I guess

I married a Mormon girl and life is good

Good moral core and the transition to Protestantism was pretty easy

Well, now you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>"the trinity is one being otherwise you're not a real Christian"
Yes, we had ourselves a nice little meeting just about that called the first Council of Nicaea.

>Protestantism
what kind, that's kinda a wide label

I think it has more to do with the canon of scripture. The Book of Mormon and a few others they include aren't recognized by Protestantism.

It's pretty much just like that South Park episode.

Is that her? She's cute. Good for you user. I am always happy when I read of people on Cred Forums marrying into responsible and stable relationships with good wife material.

Mainstream Christians believe in the Apostles or the Nicene Creed. Mormonism doesn't qualify on that basis, it has a wholly unique version of Jesus and religion. Its only considered Christian by Mormons. I respect moral people and its your own business what you believe but thats the facts

Mormons are all gearing up for the apocalypse and will kill you once the government falls.

>Be a retired "Roadie" (80s/90s)
>Have fond memories of SLC
>Gorgeous white girls who love to suck dick (no fuckie fuckie until marriage)
>Mormons okay in my book

evangelical reformed presbyterian

they need to wipe off the face of the earth

Not her. Wife is way hotter

I didn't realize that Mormonism was strictly a west coast thing.

>a leaf
I'll take the bait to the best of my ability though, the cross signifies His death which is only part of the reason He is so important. The other part is the fact that He was resurrected so, we avoid the cross for the symbolism of one act being more important than the other

tl.dr. cross=death, which is what everyone else remembers Him for. We remember Him for His resurrection

Even better~

Well they're heretics so that's one thing not to love about them

Mormons are trying to ingratiate themselves to the establishment right now. Probably so they can get some sweet victim status, and hopefully use that power to make more money for the church.

They're being obvious about what they are doing too, by running McMillan in basically Utah only to fuck Trump and America out of the presidency.

It's not, just a lot out there from when the government put out a kill order for us in the 1800s

It's time we address the Mormon Question.

Yes, mormons are conservative whites. That's good. But the problem is they are COMPLETE KEKS on issues like race and immigration. They want to allow the entire 3rd world into our borders, simply because it means more warm bodies to evangelize.

This is unacceptable. Full stop. It's bad in the same way that libertarianism is bad; yeah, I'd love to live in a high trust society where we need little/no government interference. But this is impossible unless its nearly completely white. And libertarians, like mormons, have no problems with allowing 3rd worlders to move on in.

Trump will still take Utah, unfortunately

>Mormon and a mobile fag
Go preach to someone who will listen, heretic.

morons, whoops I mean Mormons, are blasphemous faggots and joesph smith is a fraud

if you are a mormon, what the fuck are you doing on this board? Did you tell your fucking bishop that you might have seen a naked woman on the internet?

1% here is like 10 people in some cabin in the woods.

Well, if you think homogeneity is great, enjoy your population decline and eventual inbreeding

I live in SLC, just moved here and I was worried that the mormon girls would not fuck. But one has so far.

>mormons

A bunch of retarded*

Mormons are not christian.

Muslims also believe in Jesus. Does that make Islam christian? No.

JIDF pls

these are not mormons, you retard

Maybe if mormons provided housing i would sponser tgem as a champion of the race.

Joseph Smith understood metaphorical nature of religion and that a more modern version was required.

Quetzalcoatl is a representation of Jesus according to mormons, he was a feathered serpent god of civilization.

Being feathered represents being of the heavens, the metaphyical. Being a serpent represents physicality, snakes/worms are of the earth and hug the ground.

Quetzalcoatl represents the concept of joining the physical world with the metaphysical, e.g. working for the concept of a better future, not your specific well being. Which was the core message of Christianity.

My pic is semi related tho...

Because they believe in nonsense.

Any Utah anons here? Worth moving to to escape degeneracy and multiculturalism?

When we're all standing in front of God, I'll still keep your back

>metaphorical nature of religion
>more modern version
>Ancient Native American gods.

>just another version of christianity

>America
Everyone looks out for their own group in the US aside from cuckservatives who like their head in the sand.

>Muslims do it through violence, mormons do it through charity and money manipulation
Exactly the same.

>Their "family values" aren't sustainable
They don't have multiple wives anymore.
And there is nothing more sustainable than 6 children for every family considering other whites aren't having them. Which sadly they don't do, it's more like 3-4 on average.
But considering your pic I can't see you having an decent opinion on family values or "cuckservatives".

How would you move in to utah, purchase a house online for 1 million dollars?

No its not that great of a place. It was hot as hell this summer. Every day in July was 100 degrees

No, don't move here, especially if you are from cuckifornia.

Western culture needs something, it's literally dying with that fertility rate. A mormon country would have great fertility but wouldn't even need to worry about immigration anyway, they have a strong enough community culture to maintain cohesiveness and convert.

They are modern, aggressive expansionist, high tech cultural memers. The only memers with more modern meme tech are Scientology but they are shit religion for gays.

God isn't an entity to stand before. He doesn't have some planet he lives on sitting on a throne.

We believe in His importance, but since you clearly know so much about my religion how about you teach my quorum this sunday

I imagine apartments exist.

I live in Texas. You don't know what heat is.

100% white Texan voting Trump

>Doesn't understand metaphorically speaking

Some of the crosswalks on busy streets in Salt Lake City have containers with orange flags in them on both sides of the street so you can carry a flag while you're crossing the street for greater visibility to cars. How many other cities in the US could the city do this and not have all the flags stolen in a few minutes?

>>anti degenerate
I think you dont understand what their religion is all about?
Fucking cousins and family and spreading genetic diseases.

I doubt that. Most Mormon Churches have a separate church from the "Regulars" for new people so they don't have to mix with any unwanted.

Never knew about those, you should be the new prophet

No need to act all butthurt about it. I just think mormons should admit that their religion is not christianity. It's an abrahamic religion that branches off of christianity, similar to islam, as well as how christianity itself branched off from judaism.

For example, christians believe in moses, and hold the pentateuch as holy scripture, just as the jews do, but that does not mean that christianity is a form of judaism.

You know what I think? I think mormons try to portray themselves as just another version of christianity - as if they are just a slight difference ala protestantism vs catholicism - because being "non-christian" has bad connotations. Either currently or in the past. And I totally get that, but when it comes right down to it, I don't care if it sounds nicer to call it christianity. Because I'm more interested in truthful categorization. And mormonism is not christian.

I love them.
youtube.com/watch?v=MaQYQnrPgSM

>Everyone looks out for their own group in the US aside from cuckservatives who like their head in the sand.
Okay? An admission of being harmful to non-mormons. I'm not a mormon, I take issue with that, should be obvious. What's wrong with being insular? Doing harm to those outside your group.

>Exactly the same
So it is

>And there is nothing more sustainable than 6 children for every family considering other whites aren't having them
If the white race is sustained by magic underwear wearing cultists I don't see the difference with having it supplanted by brown people. Each future is equally bleak. That sort of future would turn "Stranger in a Strange Land" from parody to prophecy. If anything I'd take a shariah future on the basis that muslims acknowledge Christian canon but see it as secondary to their own. Mormons appropriate and revise Christianity, effectively destroying it.

>waaaaah anime
If you want to know my thoughts on family values read my other posts, I have more than 2 by my ID
Pic related, just 4 u m8

i moved here for work last december from southern CA.

Mormon girls are a mixed bag....some weird as fuck, "tempt me but don't tempt me" bullshit...others will fuck. Dated one for half a year and it was sexy time all the time. Was great.

I can't get over all the gorgeous white women compared to southern CA's brown shitfest. Just know you're getting pristine white pussy but trading in some sanity on their part...normal to crazy and everything in between, due to being sheltered mormon girls. Low # of partners though so thats good.

And like another user said, shit load of samoan island niggers here. Nothing against them personally but a travesty so many were brought out here. Stupid idea to bring so many 3rd worlders to this white paradise.

im mid 30s, 3/4 white guy. had 5 dates with 5 different women past two months and a few one night visits....just be confident and you'll be golden. but dont be degenerate and fuck and run, unless that's your game, then OK.

>more modern version
its demonstrably working better in modern culture, a strong religion for modern times.

>Ancient Native American gods
Old style "gods" and "spirits" were symbols represented concepts meaningful to the lives of the people. The first thing we call a "god" in history is a tiny statue of a thicc stonage qt found all over europe, it represented a concept closely connected to fertility and sex.

"God" is an English word we impose on the concept of Quetzalcoatl because Christian fanatics losing sight of the teachings of their own religion labeled everything as worship of false gods instead of learning from it.

> serpent god is jesus
Do you guys really beleave this

Mormons are the worst kind of white people -- they act completely generic in this fucked up cheesy happy way

My thought is simply that the white race needs kids, no matter the cost.

you know, our ancestors fought saber tooth cats, world wars, and everything inbetween...If you have to swallow some crazy shit religion just to make sure the white race survives, then thats your goddamned duty.

Im atheist as all get out but know that religion and mormonism in particular has good focus on family and preparedness...even if I think its horseshit, the idea of having a good wife, stable marriage and as many kids as I can shoot into her womb makes it all worth it.

look at it this way...10,000 years from now, 1,000, or even 100 years from now, Mormonism will be long gone...except for the 100 year mark lol. Do what you gotta do to make our race survive.

Because alex jones told me that the mormons are a secret cult and I browse Cred Forums pol so I'm a tinfoil hat conspiracy nut believer so therefore mormons work under satan and can't be trusted.

>tfw when your state is number 3 on the list
Somebody end me

currently doing the exact same thing user thanks for affirmation that I'm doing it right

Mormons are christians at least

Algeria already posted the map that showed they have some of the lowest rates of Chlamydia in the country.
Face it, Mormons are GOAT religion.

I respect that, what does someone have to do/believe to be considered a Christian then? We believe He is the Son of God. We believe He is a seperate entity than God & The Holy Ghost. We believe He was perfect. We believe He died innocent, only to pay the price for all of our sins. We believe He was resurrected & we will have the ability to do so too because of Him. Maybe I understand it differently but I don't see how we don't qualify for being a Christian. Also, sorry if I sound butthurt, it just rustles my jimmies when someone says we aren't Christian, I can't understand why.

because you also believe some guy who made up a story about finding a golden tablet and then losing it but then finding it and losing it again is his equivalent

KeK, love alex, here's a (you)

At least KeK sees it that way

I'm not mormon I'm completely secular christian, there is nothing "supernatural" the confusion is due to the drastic change in how the human mind processes information through the materialistic modern worldview.

The materialistic, logical worldview is the most useful invention ever but it also destroyed the foundations of our culture.A resulting disaster is prophesied independently by the greatest philosophers of post enlightenment. Mormons may have the answer.

Hehe, fair enough, gg

I'm an Atheist but I have thought from time to time that if I had my life straightened out that I'd pretend to convert to Mormonism and find a nice Mormon girl and raise a nice (white) Mormon family in a nice (white) city. I'd just go through the motions and pretend. I wouldn't ever believe in the Biblical claims, but I do respect and agree with the way Mormons live their lives.

Ever ask yourself why they moved to Utah in a hurry? Get rekted, heretics. =)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Executive_Order_44

I love mormons tho

Because they're degenerate cultists.

Let's go back to my analogy once more.

Christians believe that Moses led the israelites out of egypt, went to mt. sinai, met God and received the 10 commandments. Just as Jews do. Does this mean that christians are jews? No.

Yes, you hold some of the beliefs we do. But you also hold plenty of additional beliefs, just as christians hold additional beliefs that jews do not. Hence, you are not christian.

And the reason this fact rustles your jimmies is because you want to be seen as no different than the various christian sects. You don't want to be "other". But you are, and you need to come to terms with that.

>don't be degenerate
>has sex with 5+ women in a two month period

good look to you, but why you don`t continue atheist , marry a white girl and move to a white toon? Mormons are crazy people.

>met 5+ women
>had sex with one

Raising children to be atheist seems too risky. They might go full degenerate/lefty.

>another Mormon thread

My favourite. Love dropping red pills about these guys.

Ask a guy who dated a Mormon for 5 years and almost married her, anything.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_War

They operated as a cult, monopolized towns, and took all of the women with the money they had gotten from putting non-believers out of business. There was even a few cases of them marrying other mens wives. I'm glad they mostly fixed themselves over time but lets be real here, they were and still are a plague on society.

It's basically white Islam
Only real difference is the absence of jihad and prayer mats

I don't care to be thrown in with baptists and others it rustles them because someone claims I'm the stupid one then continually throws out any argument i make proving my point

Converting is not worth it, you have to pay church 10% tax.
But just living here is super awesome. Very low levels of degenerate.

In my experience non Mormons do not trust Mormons and vice versa.

They are. Mormons have a big thing about having children for "the Mormon army". All the anons who have posted about them seeming very cult-like and the equivalent of white Jews is dead-on.

Never ran into any magic underwear, but I was more or less told the basic principle of it.

They play nice because they know they attract more bees with honey than vinegar.

It's because they're incredibly repressed, especially the guys. One of my ex's best friends got thrown out of the military for his porn addiction, and he was shamed into fucking oblivion by the Mormon community once it was
found out.

>10% tithe

Yeah, this is one of the Jewiest things about the religion. They demand 10% of your earnings, even if you're a minimum wage "sandwich expert" at a fast food joint. Even though the church is fucking loaded, maybe not as loaded as the Catholic church, but Catholic don't have a fucking tithe anymore.

Why the split?

How crazy are they actually? I grew up in a town that had the largest concentration of Mormons in a city outside of Utah and most seemed like decent people, the bad Mormon kids were fucking terrible though I've never met anyone as degenerate in my life.

Was that even english? I'm not talking about what rustles baptists. I'm talking about the subject of whether mormons are christian - something that you yourself said rustles you.

And it's clear to everyone that mormons are not christian.

You don't have to, it's just if you desire

Sorry, i meant me, not *them

i see people wearing garmets all the time in the gym. My girl wears it too but somehow when its time to fuck she doesn't have it on, I think she takes it off in the bathroom before.

mormons are tier 2 Jews

>perform rituals to convert the long dead
Nah, thanks for John Moses Browning but the rest of you can get fucked. Plenty of nice people tho.

>mfw I went to St Anthony and saw a Mormoness with huge ass titties that I wanted to breed

>Degenerate nose ring
>Mormon

pick 1 famalam

>Demand 10% tithe
Lol nothing is demanded of you, it is based off of if you do or don't. And I can personally testify that I have had a lot better life when I do pay the tithing rather than when I don't
>Inb4 hur durr mormon mafia

So Mormon bros would you say there is a strong snitching mentality in your church groups? Not talking shit but asking because as a Catholic it's the opposite.

>smaller nose
>no hand rubbies
>no degeneracy

This is true. When I refer to Mormons, I specifically mean Utah Mormons because that's what my experience is with.

Going right for the jugular, ey?

[spoiler]She got pregnant "by accident", and I didn't have my ducks in a row as quickly as she expected, and instead of letting me know her concerns and talking it out like an adult, she let her Mormon parents (mostly her mother) get to her and she ended up trading me for an older, more desperate, Mormon guy who didn't mind being a literal cuck. [/spoiler]

They're fine on the surface, but if you really probe the depths of the religion it's even more fucking bonkers than you'd expect. The people are only crazy in the sense that cult members are crazy. That, and really nosy.

"Demanded" as in you are fucking grilled about it all the time by your family and members of the community because bishops have big fucking mouths. See above, I am referring specifically to Utah Mormons.

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Interesting, user. I love history and will look into this after I am done watching the coons riot in Charlotte.

My dads ex momo. He says they were taught from s young age how to identify (((them))) granted this was well before blacks could hold the priesthood. Momos like to shape shift and have "revelations" from God that will bring more people to the church. They own mad real estate, they built the new city creek mall. Overall pretty shady but he average momo is ok

In Michigan we stick together. You fuck up, someone has your back. Of course, you won't get in trouble in the first place just, "repent & don't do it again". Unless you rape/murder/that degree.

Utah tier, idk

Honestly, I don't know much about their religion other than that they like to come to my door way too early in the damn morning.

The polygamy shit has to go, imo. It is some savage tier shit coming from white folks.

I've seen some overly dramatic docs talking about how the practice leaves young Mormon males facing exile.

>no degeneracy
Ya no. I grew up in a town of 90% mormons. They are quite clique-y, and rather two-faced. If you live in a heavy mormon area, you will realize that there are a handful of "big-names" that have most of the influence in the community. Not that it's inherently a bad thing.

However, often you catch wind of something that would ruin the reputation of the family if it got out. (for example, a young missionary came home only 1-2 months after leaving, or a suspiciously scandalous sex affair).

The big families will "cover" for eachother. And you see the trickle down in the kids. Almost like they know not to talk about it, especially around non-mormons.

My buddy (a party chad gone fedora atheist) invites sister missionaries to talk with him at coffee shops. They think they're converting him, but they're actually the 5th instance of missionaries... he says he does it to psychoanalyze him, but I honestly think he's on this immature newbie atheist power trip. Sometimes I sit in and flirt with them, they're cute, but it's obvious I could ravage their insides at a moments notice.

Designed Mormon in Utah here AMA

Yeah, they're quite annoying out there, mostly no lifers with a small dick problem

*Resigned. Fuck you phone.

Sorry, meant psychoanalyze them** He believes they have disorders that cause them to believe in funny shit like god.

Sometimes I do the prayer and I pray to god that WW3 breaks out. I love teasing them and making them laugh. This last set had a real cutie, she kept touching my leg.

Do AIPAC get to choose your senators ?

Hey what's up FUCKING LEAF also raised in a majority Mormon town glad to see ours wasnt the only one described like yours. Confirms to me that a Mormon majority is never a good idea.

Yes, they're really thrifty. I didn't mind that so much because I am too and it means the girls are overall lower maintenance.

But right now I am dealing with paying CS, and holy fuck, the Jew has revealed itself.

This. That's how I ended up with my ex in the first place. Luckily for her I was not full degenerate so she didn't end up doing anything that she'd be insanely ashamed by today, but I was still "edgy" enough as a non-Mormon who had a number of "modern" sensibilities (watched R-rated movies, drank occasionally, open to sexual things before marriage, etc)

Most of the elders are corrupt as shit. You'll see a story in the reply after this one that is good evidence of that fact.

Well, see the problem with Utah Mormons sometimes is they have each other's back a little too much.

Example being that I knew a Mormon girl who was actually fucking roofied by this dude at a dance (with a fucking Sprite of all things) and got fingerblasted in his car.

She went to the community about what happened, and nobody listened/believed her. Why? Because he was the fucking bishop's son and "the son of a holy man couldn't have done such a thing"

I know us Cred Forumslacks are redpilled about false rape accusations but this shit was legit, and they just brushed it off because MUH MAN OF THE CLOTH.

>Gorgeous white girls who love to suck dick

Can confirm. My ex as a teen was told by her slutty female neighbor about blowjobs and by the time she was finally ready to suck a dick for the first time (with me, she made no secret that she was really into the idea), she was creaming herself over it, and every time after even after we started fucking.

I've got a chub just thinking about that enthusiasm, god damn.

Can you tell us some juicy stories about naughty stuff mormons do

Yeah, i really shouldn't have used the word no, just like anything power hungry can become corrupt. If they are being problematic like that, tell a higher up. My dad had that issue when he was trying to join (bishop was gf's dad &wouldn't let him join) everyone involved got removed from power within a week for doing that to him

>knocking on my door ever day
>gang stalking
>mormon neighbors
Couldn't ask for more

Nah the Mormons do obviously here in Utah. The church while saying it doesn't meddle in politics will either hint at or downright tell people what they need to do. Like when the medicinal marijuana bill got struck down, It was actually gaining ground but the church put out a statement about it and poof dead.

Ya no. A man should know when to keep his mouth shut. Grin and bear it, as they say.

I no longer live there, good riddance

Yeah, I'm on mobile so I haven't been to willing to type out stuff. As i said in another post, they're still prone to corruption, small dicked, achieve nothing else in life

They have these in idaho too it must be a mormon thing

this

...

It's pretty shit. I was lucky to grow up on a farm with a very conservative family. At the time, I didn't know how good I had it, but I'm thankful for having good morals drilled into me

True, not worth beating a dead horse

ofc they are, you silly cunt.

they're in all Latin America, they learn every language pretty well, and they walk like bastards trying to preech their gospel.

if your town have a wallmart, you can bet your ass you have mormons.

One time our bishop gave a calling to a known pedo in our ward to teach primary on Sunday.

Trying to think of shit that anons would want to know about Mormons since no one's asking.

I think the whole missionary thing is pretty well-known. There's the whole Singles Night thing I guess.

Fun fact, they push trying to have as many kids as possible as soon as possible (basically once a girl hits 18, babies are expected to start popping out) and if you're not married by 30, you're basically a pariah and seen as undesirable.

Can confirm this as well.
The church more or less tells you what to think in regards to everything.

I mean Catholics have The Pope and shit doing that, but not nearly on as much stuff, and you aren't shunned by anyone by going against it.

There comfy. Especially the attractive blonde females.

Did you ever do baptisms for the dead? Lol just typing that felt fucking weird and I can't believe I ever thought it was a "normal" thing to do at 13.

Open border cucks, Bernie supporting youth and Cruz fag older ones. Un-American and easily manipulated

Also Gary Johnson

check out the mormon underwear

LITERALLY started as a FREEMASONRY cult

SLC feels like a utopia... Kek

Being here is nice I guess, lots of retirees and college kids obviously. Glad I got my job when I did.

Orthodox and Coptic have different books in their bibles. Some of those books get really weird too. They are still Christian though.

>SLC feels like a goddamn utopia

My mother once told me of a place
With waterfalls and unicorns flying
Where there was no suffering, no pain
Where there was laughter instead of dying

I always thought she'd made it up
To comfort me in times of pain
But now I know that place is real
Now I know it's name

Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Not just a story Momma told
But a village in Utah
Where the roofs are thatched with gold

If I could let myself believe
I know just where I'd be
Right on the next bus to Paradise
Sal Tlay Ka Siti

I can imagine what it must be like
This perfect, happy place
I'll bet the goat meat there is plentiful
And they have vitamin injections by the case

The warlords there are friendly
They help you cross the street
And there's a Red Cross on every corner
With all the flour you can eat

Sal Tlay Ka Siti
The most perfect place on Earth

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The flies don't bite your eyeballs
And human life has worth

It isn't a place of fairytales
It's as real as it can be
A land where evil doesn't exist
Sal Tlay Ka Siti

And I'll bet the people are openminded
And don't care who you ?
And all I hope is that when I find it
I'm able to fit in
Will I fit in?

Sal Tlay Ka Siti
A land of hope and joy
And if I want to get there
I just have to follow that white boy

You were right Momma
You didn't lie
The place is real
And I'm gonna fly

I'm on my way
Soon life won't be so shitty
Now salvation has a name
Sal Tlay Ka Siti

Sabertooth cats are only native to North America 10,000 years ago. White people never even saw them.

>brown haired dude with things for blondes
>Mormon ex was hot blonde
>mfw our daughter is a qtpie blonde

You're welcome, white race.

I'm not, nor have I ever been a Mormon. But yeah, I know that's a thing.

The 20somethings Mormons I know only support Cruz and that's because MUH MITT ROMNEY SAID HE'S BAD. So yeah, easily manipulated.

Even though Johnson's an open borders cuck, he's still a way better dude than Romney. Fuck Romney.

Mormons in California isn't a new thing, they were some of the first whites in the state. They founded a lot of cities in Southern California, especially near the deserts.

My bad.

Well fucked up things, I guess there's Joseph Smith marrying a 14 hear old (plus marrying other guys wifes), Mountain Meadows Massacre, JoSmith running for president, temples basically being ripoffs of free masonry, Brigham Young in general... I'm at work so I don't get to have a good chance to remember everything right now.

This.
t. Guy who grew up Mormon
The second you start going "inactive" (stop going to 3 hour church every fucking sunday; yes they have a word for it) they sic the missionaries on your ass and sometimes your bishop will show up personally.
The moral code they live by, "the word of wisdom" 'discourages' shit like caffeine and alcohol but doesn't prohibit it. However, many Mormons take it as law, and are judgemental as fuck about everything. In the place I grew up the Mormon community in my area was a giant circlejerk where everyone competed to be the holiest and most mormon. Mormons are heavily brainwashed from the moment they're born. They claim they "aren't like the rest of Christianity but they actually are just more intense christians, they just have some strange rituals like the magic underwear meme .
But I mean totally join if you want to pretend to believe in god to secure a pure hyperChristian waifu.

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Yeah... That's wrong.

I'm rusty but it's more along the lines of after Satan failing implementing his master plan and Adam & Eve FUCKING OUR SHIT UP, Jesus had to learn how to be a celestial God with multiple planets & wives so he came to earth, see New Testament, and before his final departure tried spreading the word to supposed Jews in the Americas.

Someone correct the record I'm feeling like I missed something

i don't care what mormons did a million years ago or how retarded their origin story is or about the underwear or ripping off masons or polygamy or any of that shit.

the shaming over tithe stuff is a bit lame but idgaf really. every other closed society you'd have to pay dues to get the benefits so it makes sense.

just tell me how their religious philosophies create a degen amoral society should it succeed?

cuz right now it's looking pretty good.

It would be great if they were christian

it is a cult

like islam

I do love them got mormon family out near Provo was even able to red pill my grandma on Trump and hoping shell convince some of her mormon friends

They think Jesus was the first child of God, Satan was the second and the rest of us came after.

>Literal children

>If your a good Mormon you get to become a God for another planet

I want to hug you. Fucking repressed memories right here.

Have a Tracer instead

All of Utah isn't Mormon... Also the non Mormons are probably horny and have a harder time getting laid there compared to the rest of the U.S because there is no bar/club culture with tons of DTF sluts so they need to rely on porn to get off.

>3 hour church

Fuck, I totally forgot about this. I can't tell you how many times I told my ex that I thought that shit was ridiculous.

The whole day was considered "holy" so we weren't even allowed to talk on Sundays according to her parents, early on in the relationship. On the bright side, having to sneak around to talk made it more like we'd fool around.

Most Utah Mormons basically treat caffeine and alcohol as illegal, yeah.

>more intense Christians

Yep. They even put fucking bible-thumping protestants to shame.

>Provo

You wanna kidnap my kid for me? kek

You have to live through it to understand. See the other posts about Mormon majorities in this thread, how manipulative and cliqish they are while hiding behind the facade of their religion. You won't understand until you do and personally I don't want that for you.

there's some youtube prankster who lives in utah and always goes to UVU to do his pranks and the girls are fucking MINT.

tfw no submissive mormon gf. it hurts yo.

It's a cult.

>we weren't allowed to talk on Sundays
As a person raise Mormon from birth

fucking what

This user's right. You don't even need to be Mormon to understand how fucking awful it can be, just be close to someone who is.

That said, I'd probably date a Mormon again if she was on the outs with the church and just needed a little supportive nudging.

>tfw no submissive mormon gf

It's amazing, but you will be fucking ruined for the rest of your relationships because of how shit most western women are.

Maybe he meant in church. Or those parents were fucking crazy. I know your supposed to show "reverence" in the temple but not in the same way as in the church.

Because I was a degenerate non-Mormon "corrupting" their daughter. Or something like that.

is right. It was her parents' idea, but the bishop apparently signed off on it.

And I don't mean in church, I mean the whole fucking day.

we weren't allowed to talk to each other*

I suppose I should have made that more clear.

In any case, eventually the "ban" got dropped, but they still never liked it.

What is Idaho like? Is it super mormon? What about around Boise? I don't mind going to church (i'm atheist but idgaf, i'll go to church or w/e if that's the only way to stay cool with my neighbors) but I don't want to deal with scientology tier stalking and shit

I just want to live somewhere that's not turbo liberal or where my race is the minority

Gotta love parents like that

>Fuck, I totally forgot about this.
I'll tell you now that as a kid it drove me up the walls having to sit through sacrament alone and is just want to leave after that but had two hours to go. I'm sure my parents hated putting up with my little shit ass too for it.

Anons, I have a dilemma. I resigned from the church at 18 and everyone in my family knows except for my devout grandparents. They don't seem like they are going to die anytime soon, I want to not have to lie to them anymore but I don't want to drive the wedge further with the family. What do.

They started letting nonwhites in.

>Baptized in August in the LDS church...

>AMA

Well trips, go back to confession, say you want back in and repent. It's the only way.

Even the Mormons in Utah (basically hardcore mode mormons) aren't all that bad. I've lived in Utah most of my life and currently reside within 2 miles of BYU. Sometimes the church sends its minions by asking if I'd like to attend services, or pay tithing. I politely tell them to fuck off and they don't come back for months, even years.
They're actually fairly nice. You can count on them to not assert themselves enough to push some weird bullshit on you, but they have enough determination to keep their neighborhoods from turning into a total shit hole.
The ones who aren't all that serious about it love to drink and fuck. As long as they show up to church, the others won't make assumptions about them and all is good. Even the BYU girls are totally on board with binge drinking, one night stands, and other adult activities. They're just more careful about it and make it a point to not end up pregnant or in trouble with the law.

The biggest thing to do, is learn how to deal with them. My house that's in a nice mormon neighborhood that keeps climbing in value because they take care of their shit. Once you're seen as a person who's friendly, has good values, and isn't a total degenerate, they'll take care of you like you're one of them. If you're a Utahn and have an issue with them, you might wanna try losing the edgy attitude and be a little civil.

Have you ever heard the phrase "milk before meat"? How much doctrine did the missionaries teach you before being baptised? Have you heard of Kolob? Legit asking here.

No way. Pic related.

Dated a mormon for a little bit... shit's fucking crazy


these people tune in every 3 months all over the world to watch the "living prophet" receive words from god.

FUCK staying in church for 3 hours every sunday, fuck that. FUCK the missionaries and their bullshit lessons

fuck joesph smith

>we weren't allowed to talk to each other*
Oh that makes a lot more sense than a fucking vow of silence. But that still seems pretty paranoid

>"the word of wisdom" 'discourages' shit like caffeine and alcohol but doesn't prohibit it. However, many Mormons take it as law
Wrong. The word of wisdom is a law, doesn't disallow caffeine (but some utah mormons may have that culture, even though the leaders explicitly said it's not), but alcohol is definitely against it.
Mormons are pretty judgmental though.

Why so many in Vermont?

Any reason?

We'll for one thing they're a CULT.

Fuck them, I'm glad I got out of Mormonism when I did and not after a lifetime of bending the knee.

Birthplace of Joseph Smith. See lds.org/locations/joseph-smith-birthplace-memorial?lang=eng&_r=1

milk before meat - nope, don't think so user.
doctrine is normal stuff, like revelation, tithing, etc. Most of the "lessons" are on lds.org or on their mobile app to download.
Kolob - nope.

I can say that being involved in the Church, praying daily and reading the book of Mormon has changed me. I no longer have lots of anxiety. I am better at work because I have less pressure, etc. The blessings I have received have been amazing. I did Mormon Helping Hangs for the LA floods and got a Apostolic blessing from President Nelson.

>would get fully submerged again

see
Utah didn't exist when Mormons started. They started in Vermont. Utah where they basically were exiled when they kept getting kicked out of states and Missouri decided to go all in and give Executive Order 44.

>these people tune in every 3 months
Every 6 actually. It's coming up in a few weeks

Is the RLDS worth looking into or are they just as cucked as LDS

Freemason racket. Joe Smith started it a couple years after being accepted and raised. Certain factions within masonry teach that every individual is a sovereign and there is no such thing as sin...you can do what you want.
Being clever and charismatic, he set out to become a priest-king.
Brigham Young inherited the throne, hated any and all government but his own. Killed elected officials.
The square and compass are on the temple garments. (Or at least were when I did baptisms for the dead as a child.)
Old Elders hanging out in the locker rooms, watching the young Aaronic priests get naked.
They are involved with whatever American Bene Geseret plans are going on with eugenics.
Mafia element is alive and well in Mormon strongholds.
Nothing new here. American Islam, but more organized than their brothers in the middle east.
Avoid as you would any other rapidly expanding religion.

Hope you're ready then.

Man, I'm a former Catholic, and I couldn't even get through our masses sometimes (they're only an hour), though usually I'd fall asleep. Have no idea how Mormon kids do it.

>family doesn't know of your apostasy

I know that feel. I've been agnostic for 5 years and I still haven't told my parents. But I also haven't gone to church outside of Easter/Christmas and sibling religious milestones in that time period either, so they probably can tell. Rest of the family is clueless though, but since they're all relatively laid back Catholics, there's no real effort involved in keeping it quiet. I just have to not be an attentionwhoring faggot about it.

Honestly, it's better for them if you just keep up the facade. It's just going to become a point of contention otherwise for them and the rest of your family, and at the end of the day, the only one who NEEDS to know what you really believe is whoever you put a ring on and yourself. The only reasons I think you should come clean is if A) they loosen up about it or B) trying to appear religious to them gets insanely inconvenient

It sucks, but you just gotta suck it up for the sake of your family. It's not worth the future headaches.

>living prophet

Forgot about this too. Shit still blows my mind.

Yeah, wasn't a vow of silence. My bad.

I agree it was very paranoid. They must have thought I was just too irresistible to their daughter (they weren't wrong, but still).

So is the Mormon girl you're doing this for hot? Or are you still in the process of finding one?

Mormanism is a lie and a perversion of The Word.

"milk before meat" is from the bible (1 Corinthians 3:2). It essentially means if you don't have a basic understanding/faith, then harder things to believe in will turn you away (take for example John 6, when Christ said you must eat his flesh and drink his blood "66 From that time many of his disciples went back, and walked no more with him.") Essentially if you are looking for weird things in religion, you'll be weirder out.

A woman wasn't the reason user, it was God's will...

I think the most important fact that people miss with Mormons, is that although there are some that are born into the religion, many are converts.

Converts pray before and after they start reading the book of Mormon. Then ask God if it's true. If you get an answer, and it is true, then what do you do?

If more people on Cred Forums actually had "INTENT" on finding out if LDS is God's true Church, then you'd be surprised at how many converts there would be....

>Or at least were when I did baptisms for the dead as a child
Odd. You don't wear or even involve temple garments during baptisms for the dead. In fact swimming (or a shower or a baptism, etc.) is one of the few times you actually take them off.

>Old Elders hanging out in the locker rooms, watching the young Aaronic priests get naked.
If you are still talking about the temple, there are changing rooms.

>Executive Order 44
Mel I forgot about that.

People aren't too far off when they compare Mormons as white Jews. They LOOOOVE to tell you how persecuted their people were in the early days and how they somehow still are to this day. I grew up with the nonsense as a kid and knew no better until I actually looked into church history. Yeah your going to piss people off when your leader is fucking kids and people's wives, destroying printing presses, scaring non-members out of the area... Kek

It's a term coined with Mormon missionaries as in they will tell you the basic tenets but leave out the heavy stuff like Kolob, different kingdoms of heaven, old polygamy practices, what you'll eventually do in the temple, etc