> “I swear to God if INSERT CANDIDATE NAME HERE wins the election, I’m moving to Canada!”
>Admit it, we’ve all said it at some point. Maybe you’ve even meant it. But the evidence shows that you’ll change your mind before you get that Maple Leaf tattoo. Only around 8,500 Americans become Canadians every year — and there’s a reason the number is so low.
>Here’s the reason:
Daniel Ross
...because it's shit here?
Wyatt Smith
FPCorrectP
Joshua Lopez
Axial tilt
Benjamin Rodriguez
i own a deer fursuit, 3 dragon dildos, a boyfriend, and two dozen firearms, and a MAGA hat
Luke Richardson
make like your flag and fucking leaf
Wyatt Bell
If Trudeau wins, I'm moving to Canada.
Sebastian Hughes
studying here
Christopher Moore
We don't they move to Mexico if trump is wrong?
Jaxon Nelson
They should go to Mexico instead. Still time before the Wall goes up.
Evan Wright
Pakis,chinks and indians are preferable. Only those can come from the usa to canada.
Zachary Williams
Mexico is a shithole
Anthony Fisher
Fuck off we're full, we're overflowing. We accept uncucked white Europeans tho, murricans need not apply.
Landon Howard
Everything is more expensive, and there's a smaller selection in stores
Ethan White
>>Admit it, we’ve all said it at some point.
Nope. Only a worthless coward gives up and runs at the first sign of adversity.
Hudson Anderson
I said Australia but yea basically
Zachary Price
I for one, will enrich the dutch if something goes wrong. Oh shit, wait...
Elijah Baker
how do you make money as NEET? I had to quit my job last summer and practically went full hikki. Now I'm taking classes but I only have 8 dollars in my bank account
Luis Evans
I can't be a hasguns.
I have an easier time getting guns in the Peoples Republic of Maryland then I would in Canada.
Caleb Lee
>dragon dildos
Kek! Even if dragons where real it would still be legal to give it a blow job
Cooper Jackson
Only Liberals say that. Republicans say: >I'ma take my guns and go live in a compound out west. Try and stop me.
Charles Foster
I hear France has beautiful Panzer parking....
Isaiah Bailey
Americans don't realize how much Canadians pay for pretty much everything. Telecom, cable, internet, food, etc etc etc the lists goes on and on - all can be verified. We also have barely any jobs and a stagnating income.
Kayden Ross
It really is.
I cross the border into Vancouver and it's like I took a time machine back to 1995.
None of the buildings feel modern and everything is more expensive than it should be. They charged me $2.29 for a McChicken, and that's before the CAD tanked.
Hunter Cooper
This.
If some fucktards in my country vote for Trump or some other idiot I ride the storm out until the backlash from the other side.
The coin always flips.
Benjamin Morgan
You visited some bumfuck town obviously, as if you don't got a ton of those as well.
Landon Nguyen
you're absolutely right. Don't come here.
Joshua Gutierrez
That's all you have.
This was Vancouver.
Joshua Hill
Only an idiot would move from a richer country to a poorer one. Fucking idiots. Too bad I can't take their spot.
Brayden Ortiz
Because the only places worth living in Canada are bilingual butt slaves to the Quebecers?
Angel Richardson
>i own a deer fursuit, 3 dragon dildos, a boyfriend >i own a boyfriend
Slavery is still legal up there?
Brayden Thompson
Fuck you, we are sending the faggy liberals there as soon as Trump wins.
Joshua Richardson
No, I have not and will never say so.
Dominic Baker
>McDonald's was more expensive, Canada sucks
lol
Isaac Morgan
Nah, they'll be staying. We already took your traitors during viatnam (btw they have to go back)
David Brooks
I will not admit it because I've never thought that. America with a bad president is still the best country on earth.
William Fisher
Canada sucks. move to Finland.
Adam Harris
We don't want you here, gtfo.
Oliver Jackson
I hate having money stolen from my paycheck and canadian theft rates are much higher than those in America.
Jeremiah Brown
I would never, ever, fucking move to Canada
Bentley Edwards
We will load the liberals up into Missile launchers and shoot them at your country until you take them.
Benjamin Murphy
why don't they ever want to go to Mexico?
Wyatt Carter
You ARE our traitors
Nathan Anderson
You should really build a wall.
Joshua Parker
I went from Canada to US when captain cuck got elected.
Andrew Walker
>222
Kek most likely wills it.
Benjamin Nguyen
The reason is that Canada doesn't let any white people in.