Sam Hyde makes show

how tall is sam hyde? he looks like a 6'2

Can we also discuss how Charls and Sam have worn dresses?

youtube.com/watch?v=7lbFRYF-bbM

Burn the coal pay the toll

He's approx. 6'4.

I really wish he'd start working out like crazy again though. Like he's obviously strong and everything but he's starting to lose his jaw. He looked better in 2013.

>Chigger

Did you not see episode 5? He's on GOMAD, lifting Atlas stones

he drinks milk and does kickers

Could be a few reasons:
1) the wife going through with the procedure makes her literally disgusting (especially to the husband).
2) By going to the darker guy she ruined her skin (offspring is now brown).
3) she holds herself to high standards that don't match reality. They literally spliced her, a 3/10, with a 9/10 male and it was rejected. Her ugliness is a result of that failure.

I couldn't watch Ep. 5. All the links I found were fake.

Bretty sure he was on roids in this vid

Also isn't GOMAD a meme?

I thought more that they spliced her with the nig's genes which in turn created a monster OR something akin to acid attacks/burning, when the woman is left looking barely human due to her ape or muslim boyfriend.

Him bullying and pushing that guy around was fucking hilarious. One of my favorite sketches from the whole season

ya thats what I thought, 1 and 3

if you just want to pack on a lot of fat and a fair amount of muscle then it's viable

>tfw Sam was brutally murdering japs as a skinny lanky kid in highschool

It's like poetry.

it's 3

You guys know he goes on pol right? A friend of mine went to one of his shows and asked him. He could be among us.

faggot

If you are skinny it's absolutely not a meme. If u are fat u don't need it.

If you think leaving humanity behind is a meme, sure. Enjoy staying a twink

Did he straight up just say "yes, I go on pol"?

Here you go friend

youtube.com/watch?v=ebk1UD_CMhE

My favorite skit is the Trex pick up artist one

youtube.com/watch?v=8SwuoDtplfU

Thanks user. I'll give it a watch.

sams too busy fucking 20 year old aspiring actresses

He makes a lot of OC on pol. He is on here all day

I was disappointed by ep 2 but that one was pretty good
>I don't want to be a soldier anymore. I want to be a marketing executive like my mom
Lel

and are extremely underweight
and male
and do it for no longer than 1 month.

Christ, it's like you faggots don't even read the book.

Last line of the show was:

>My mom told me Donald Trump was racist, so I have no choice but yo believe her.

God bless you sam I hope you get Season 2. The fact that pol is on television is incredible to me. The fire rises and it cannot be stopped.

i dont get it. whats wrong with being a marketing executive?

i dont get it. whats wrong with being a marketing executive

It's a feminine "low-t" job versus what the more masculine soldier

>giving a mass murderer a tv show
wtf

There's nothing inherintly wrong with it, but to go from something masculine to try to be like his mom, after being put on sedative pharmaceuticals is the point. Parents are drugging up young boys and fucking them up

I'm almost positive they slightly changed the script on this episode relative to what was aired on adult swim, nice find

You don't produce anything worthwhile as a marketing executive. It's a feminine bullshit job.

At the office I work at, I'm across from the marketing dept. and they are constantly making noise and laughing the whole day. Hopefully they all get fired soon.

damn, that single mom redpill at the end

>all about that bass no treble

there are three kinds of jew, the anti-jew jewing jews, the jews jewing everyone, and the jews just jewing.

Mistah Hide is a Jew that jews the jews that are jewing everyone jew and so are the jews that are jewing adult swim jews that are the jew everyone kind of jew.

Haven't been able to watch the show all month
Wish it didn't come on at fucking midnight

did the commenmt about the 60 year old jew during the band sketch mean anything .

>Moon Man
>David Duke
>grin

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm sold. Sam Hyde is the savior we all deserve. How in the FUCK did he get on TV?

Just watch it on YT.

The punchline of the cuck sketch is that the woman isn't worthy ("compatible") with her out of whack fantasies either.

He's just being really obscure about it. Either the Adult Swim execs don't know what the fuck he's talking about or they do and they love it.

god damn, every episode is better than the last.

This show is a mother fucking breath of fresh air

Is this post making sense to me a sign that I'm spending too much time on Cred Forums?

>been up for 4 days
I can't fucking believe this hasn't been shoahd yet.

porn analogy
>coma = clocking out of society wasting years of your life
>imagining it being a hot blonde giving you head
>you're actually being 'abused' by filthy jews

The doctor said they would mix her genes with the dark guy. They mixed her genes literally and she came out as dark as him. That's all there is to it.

I come here to get oc

Hi Sam, congratulations and here's wishing you further success.

Sam never lifted. The bar in his house was racked at the very top. Even dummies realize ending a set by racking the bar at full extension over your head is a terrible idea.

Hi Sam

Hard work making a show. The chances of him having enough time to kill each day to browse this site are pretty slim. Also the stress is unbelievable.

>not lifting the bar, rack, and seat at the same time

It's like you've always wanted to be skinny or something

your gay

>thinly veiled
That was not thinly veiled at all. Most of their sketches are pretty obvious.

Great Job!

sam is jewish you dumb goy.

i want to get the sam hyde bowl cut what do you think

How so? I didn't see it on air, only youtube.

cut yourself freak

I'm going to guess they don't give a shit what's going on, and are oblivious to it

youtube.com/watch?v=jgNDA_Z2H0U

im jelly af

youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ub55qx2wQ

Which part do you think had a changed script?

that's not a black dude...

It's only super obvious to us. To say it's obvious to everyone else is cognitive bias.

>I wanna be a graphic designer like my Mom
>I'm scared of growing up
>Cheeky cunt smile like he realises this is bullshit

Are these kids supposed to be representative of MDE/the future redpilled?

no they represent modern bois dipass

No, it's representative of youth today.

sam is a cool guy, i texted him once and he replied

Yeah they changed the end of the wine party skit where Nick says something like "I tripped you" but it looks like by popular demand the "you owe me two thousand dollars" was edited back in.

Other changed include the intro and the tattoo scene bumpers being uncensored, the gym skit is almost entirely different, much funnier than what was shown on adult swim. I can't remember if the mark Zuckerberg skit had any changes. The jail skit had a few changes. Mostly officer Sam's voice was really high pitched in the adult swim cut and there may have been different dialogue from Charls. Adult swim also removed the cop killer song at the end credits and replaced it with another song. But some preferred the adult swim end song.

I don't know about you but as a kid I was a massive pussy raised mostly by a woman. I was scared of growing up for years after that too. Today that is fuel for my journey.

gimme his number i wanna ask to join the bowl cut cult

how the fuck did all you guys miss the very first skit where they literally just made fun of people who say race doesn't exist and then pointed out how whites built civilization but said its time for "undesirables" to take over and points at the Asian kid

i was raised by mostly my mom and acted really gay until i was like 12

I would pay so much to watch you beat the shit out of Eric Andre.

nah, it's not that hard to find though

Sam Hyde and MDE somehow pulled it off and got a tv show. Best show on Adult Swim in years. Sketches are clever, production value is surprisingly good. Really hopping for season 2. Never forget his magnum opus though.

youtube.com/watch?v=pVDDnDzpoHM

No, the redpilled sketches like the dating show, tap water, single mom, school teacher and the entire last episode were obvious enough even for a shitlib to understand.

sam dont steal my shit everything i post is all copyright

bingo

>black ripped dude
autism and cant read faces? Hes obviously middle eastern

just noticed charls is wearing elevator boots

Inconvenient Anime is great, but his real Great Work was the TEDx talk

>normie
the best sam hyde video is "Paint Me"

link it homo.

I like the ted talk the best as well though, I fucking lose it everytime he covers his face with the paper to block the photographer from getting a photo of him

That's the patrician favorite. Second closest is "Lee Me Alone", and third would be his older gematria one

Have you seen his Rutgers talk? It's pretty hilarious but it's blatant shock humor that anyone could pick up on.

No it does to me too

It was good, and more polished, but it did have the same charm as the former two

youtube.com/watch?v=TkXK95R5zSw

Daily reminder that Sam fucking roasted a Jewish HuffPost writer over the phone

The Rutgers talk is his best I think. Hope he makes a good career out of this, he's the only comedian left with any balls

how did I not know this show existed before tonight?

Just grabbed a bunch of episodes and started watching. This shit is amazing. I've seen Sam Hyde's comedy before but I didn't know he did a Tim & Eric style comedy show for Adult Swim that subtly delivers red pills. I am a huge fan of anti-humor, satire, and awkwardness in my comedy. Idk if this show delivers it quite as well as Tim and Eric, but it's definitely pushing more dangerous boundaries and touching topics that I think T & E would have never gone near.

Fuck off, Kike!

Tim or Eric I forget which, but one of them is a massive SJW who would never allow half this stuff to be in their show

Basically any of the remotely political stuff

proofs???

hes not

I thought I was going crazy, so there WAS a cop killer song at the end of that episode. I went back and watched it again and seriously thought I was losing my mind.

What the fuck. Can anyone post the cop killer song?

>tim roth

It's Tim. I have watched them for years, and always loved their shit. the stuff of him lately...I don't know what to think of it. he is just such a stereotypical douchebag that I can't even tell if it's a joke. especially coming from him

It is essential to augment your reality with substances like modafinil and kratom. It is the only way to unlock your brains full potential. For some reason we were created with this design fault which requires supplementation to maximise achievement. Perhaps so only the special few who learn this secret and pay the troll toll can be deserving of the magical abilities that these miraculous substances provide.

What is so great about this? You guys realize AS is owned by Turner broadcasting? You realize they are top tier illuminist? Are you putting 2+2 together yet? They want to cause mass unrest and civil decent. Why do you think its suddenly fashionable and is beginning to be pushed in the mainstream? You guys think that we have been shit on by history and the elites for the last couple of hundred years but no guys its all good everything is going our way now. Wake the fuck up and realize you guys are being mobilized to usher in the fall of the US? And why do you think this is? Its because the US stands in the way of the NWO and it wont fall unless "We the people" take it down.

Its part of the false NWO narrative. They will destroy the US and call it the NWO then usher in the real NWO the answer to the "old" nwo.

Go back and read Albert Pikes letter to Mazzini. When he talks about the third world war he mentions that on top of pitting Christianity/Judaism against Islam (for mutual destruction) that they would unleash the "nihilist" upon the world. Look around fags you are the nihilist.

I suspect that Tim is the bigger SJW, whereas Eric seems more apolitical or quasi-conservative. Tim does address a lot of political stuff though, while Eric avoids it, if possible.

I don't personally care for any of their stuff, but that's my interpretation from the stuff I have seen

heil

Bumping because I've met him in person

who would read this

Nigga you have been incepted. That redpill you thought you took just put you three levels deep in the dream world.

Scratch that, the rough cut is on YT:

youtu.be/4scMK5PnIBQ

Sam Hyde looks like that Stuart character when he shaves. Too bad he can't grow a decent mustache.

We are not nihilists, we are God fearing patriots. And your stupid Al Pikeberg letter is a known fake and God Like Productions tier faggotry. Youthful vitality, energy and creativity can defeat a bunch of old Jewish pedophiles and soulless ZOG bots.

Long to my future gay son will always be my favorite, so many little things

>Oh, you're gay? That's cool, where are you going to live from now on?

>I fell asleep in class like an Asian!
>Dozuuu.... Dozuzuzuuuu

Until a few months ago Sam was incredibly easy to get in touch with. He worked on the content for World Peace long before there was any confirmation for the Adult Swim show.

He was out of comedy for a while and worked as a car salesman until he realized the clips he made as a teenager (cool doc) were getting increasingly popular. Then, while living in his mom's house he began grooming a youtube channel.

The rest is history.

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Oh my bad. Lets throw a parade its victory day. Clearly we are winning hearts and minds here. Cant you tell by how stable everything is?

I love how she was bullying the shit out of her husband the whole time. The entire episode had a lot of Cred Forums vibes

Yeah bro super male vitality and a niche 12pm friday 15 min show are all its going to take.

Glad to see /po/ warming up to Sam these days

Do you have schizophrenia or something?

>the nicest clothes you can get in a mall, in a black person mall.
still one of my favorites

Adult Swim has no clue obviously, otherwise they would pull the show.

They deal with a lot of weird shit. They just think it's "another absurdist sketch show from art school retards" and collect their shekels.

No. What does that have to do with anything? You guys sit back like a bunch of frat boys cheering thinking "one of us" with this Sam Hyde shit. You dont understand subversion and how it works or the concept of useful idiots.

Is Sam into all kinds of hobbies? I watched a Brooklyn interview sketch and he was talking about bikes with some dude like he knew what's up. Then I read in one YouTube description about a '87 supra. He must've grown up on forums.

How does he get so many qts on his show? Holy shit. I am loving the show just for the qts now

>I watched a Brooklyn interview sketch and he was talking about bikes with some dude like he knew what's up.
Link?

youtube.com/watch?v=AG9uQi3q-DY

We don't need your low energy defeatism. You're only interested in having 'knowledge' that the dumb sheeple, pol included, are completely oblivious to so that you may receive a slight boost to your ailing self esteem. You're pretty much a (You) junky at this point, and I hate to be an enabler.

> From now on you will be known as moon man

I believe it's Tim. He is a Bernie bro

looks like young austin powers
Also when erik starts hearing voices pay attention to what the sales men says something about it being the current year

youtu.be/6T_EZHwzbnw

FF to 5:16

Still waiting for the funny. Hyde isn't consistent, but this series is consistently not funny. Haven't totally given up, there's something underneath struggling to get out. You can only surf on alt-right references for so long though.

Did you even watch it? They lead you to think it's a fertility clinic, but it's actually a gene splicing clinic where they splice someone's genes with yours. That's why she looks hideous at the end.

You'll get it eventually.
>pic related it's you

No my friend there is nothing I wish more than to share this with everyone. This idea that there was an inevitable NWO was consistent with the thoughts of most people int he conspiracy scene for decades. Only recently has there been this huge push to make it seem like there has been a turn around and they are on the defensive. When in fact all of this reactionary shit wasnt just expected but was intended. For them to create enough chaos they need social unrest. Americas military is too mighty so civil war will be the cause for disarming the populace and ushering martial law. They need two sides. The minorities/lefties sjws and (You)/reactionaries.

thats wolverines son

The Jews make you dress up like a woman before they let you become successful.

What genius came up with the strategy "come up with your own opposition"

COP KILLER

an out of shape guy doing this shit is more funny though

Your a filthy kike!

So we should have no reaction to the modern world, just accept it? Any progress we think we are making is just playing into their hands?

Yeah sure sounds like you're spreading the seeds of demorilisation and defeatism. Sure, no one likes to be put in a box, and we don't like being called 'Alt right', but here we have a movement of sorts that is completely aware of Jewish subversion and is borderline national socialist. And now is clearly having a more than subtle effect on popular culture and young people. This is bad though? Something makes me feel you are over 45. Maybe you don't understand what is going on here.

Chigger = Chad + Nigger

It was a dark skinned white guy.

How are they getting away with this??

It's a simple Kafka trap. If you conform your part of the plan if you don't your non conformity was also part of the plan.

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he is though, all dutch people are jewish.

>they didn't even mention the standup in williamsburg where he surprise red pills an entire crowd of SJW's about faggots

The only way to win is to an hero or to go innawoods then?

I won't hold my breath waiting for a viable alternative to resistance.

Can anybody tell me what was the song they used to replace Cop Killer?

Using the Toxic Avenger mask was a
good touch.

Jewverine

I'm saying that shart in the mart user is using a rhetorical trick in which there is no right answer regarding the alt right being a jewish NWO plot.

what does he smell like?

The Heh Nothing Personal Kidd

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Anyone got links for episodes 1-3 in decent quality?

The most noticeable part was when hes lifting in the gym, the whole skit was about a minute longer and had a few more lines like when hes talking about him being a mentor to the younger kids in there and when he almost spanks the black looking kid

wow so fucking deep

really makes me think

FUCK OFF REDDIT

holyshit. JEWS ROCK

>youtube.com/watch?v=RWMtss0u3Ns

it's like nobodytm took it's medicine and started making a little more sense.

everybody skimming over what is literally the truth surrounding any sort of allowance of such a show and Cred Forums in general. ALT RIGHT IS ALL RIGHT

>13 minutes
Fuck off cunt, I'm not watching all that.

Eat shit you fucking leaf.

CTRL + F = "manlet"

0 results. wtf Cred Forums, I thought you guys hated short people

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No, they are a representation of a single mom's child.

>I don't want responsibilities
>I want to be just like mommy

I'm on pol too and I'm famous. Who gives a fuck. Does that really surprise you.

Sam starts %90 of the threads involving him.

just seems to happen to anything charles touches...
im always gonna be that guy dude

AHAHA 6FOOT NIGGERS BTFO

This. He shills himself here constantly.

me too, I'm famous

That's /fit/, m8

>Cred Forums worships this unfunny fucker
Why.

4u my fellow taco nigger
youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo

Stop lying. Sam is only 5'8

>soldier
>masculine

You're been conned

Not famous enough to know when to use a question mark.

I'm famous too guys.

>the masons din du nuffin
Cmon bro think for yourself.

>American "humor"

no thanks cunt

what did they mean by this?

My gf said one of her (((leftist))) friends dated Sam Hyde, and that they broke up because she found out he wasnt being ironic.

Also hi sweetie, if you are reading this.

based john maus

sam took the blood pill

that video was funny as fuck, it was just humor

Bowl cuts are implicitly White.

>References the current year
I haven't seen all the episodes, but the first bit was actually an okay satire on promotional videos involving people looking at cameras, and social movements trying to go viral, so I chuckled.

What Sam with his friends do in his show and vids is show,most of the time,multiple possible interpretations while at the same time taking a shit on everybody (depending on the context)

He will put on his Cred Forums armor when confronting SJWs and college pussies and put on the banter armor when confronting rightwing/conservative folk.

I think a big part of this is cause if we knew what he really thought,we'd imagine bias or other ideas in his work.
So he is just a troll,master of memes and real life shitposting.

he knows about cars, especially the custom CAR BON.

>Hyper Gen X
>hypergen
>hypergamy
You slick fool.

>60 year old jew
with jews you lose

mde is apolitcal and makes fun of right wingers too you retard

desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20239093/#20241385

:^)

And yes I am one of them.

cause sluts deserve to go to the gas ovens

why do they look so much alike

now he spends his days cracking jewish skulls

Took me a minute to figure out the Hyde shit regarding his popularity and whatnot. I'm assuming most of his fans are little teenyboppers who are just following a bizarre groupthink that actually falls for the 'meme' that the guy is actually amusing (as a stand-up comedian, he's objectivly horrible).

This entire phenomenon reminds me of when AC came out and their music was complete shit but clowns pretended to like it because their song titles were pretty fucking funny.

This is the inverse; while I'm fairly certain that Seth was a lot fucking funnier than Sam Hyde, I have a hard time believing Hyde couldn't outplay any member of Anal Cunt despite having never picked up an instrument in his life.

Gimmicky horseshit that makes me wish the whole world would just fucking die and get it over with.

I'm a Russian expat, too. Love my I'd, my dubs, and the fact that no one can refute my claim.

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. Can you say the same?

It's not comedy its art
>Not appreciating high quality redpilled performance art