Irl knights of honor 21 century edition

>be a good goy
>let your country get swarmed by millions of mudslimes
>mudslimes start attacking everyone with axes, knives and machetes
>have to equip your police with pic related chain mail armor to protect them from getting banzai'd by mudslimes

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Crusade when?

chainmail is very effective against slashing/hacking weapons

t. level 60 orc warrior

it's ON in Syd... Germany.

>YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

How can one world become so dank so quickly?

Chainmail, protecting the Hunan body for 2500 years and counting.

Pretty damn neat.

Tell me about Pepe.

Prove this is real. You can't.

Human, not a Chinese province

Cunt, even it was in Sydney i'd be on the opposite on the nation while the lebs of West Syndey go at with the rest of Sydney.

Why is this being spammed all over Cred Forums? None of these threads post a source and I can't find one.

Where in Germany though? We regrouping in Bavaria or something?

>Knights and crusades are back
When did everyhing go so right

I always thought this would be good to prevent bites in a zombie apocalypse. If it will stop a shark, it will stop a zombie.

Hey boys, you're under arrest now okay~

They use that every time they have to go into one of those refugee Asylums.

Is it really that bad in there that it is a good chance you will get stabbed?

Absolutely. There are hidden knifes or at least self made weapons everywhere. If one of them needs to be deported he WILL chimp out and attack the police.

I wonder what it's made out of

That's honestly fucked up. And let me guess. The government hands out no type of punishment to those individuals?

Checked my local police website for jobs today...

They're done recruiting this year. Feels bad man, I wanna be a knight.
Still pretty tempted to get a crosboy since I found out we can legally buy them without any licences or anything.

Real life is getting one step close to an RPG game, I look foward to be a chainmail wearing rogue/archer looting slimes and leveling up.

Crossbow*

Looks like a kevlar weave

Enjoy a job consisting of traffic stops, visiting old or troubled people and filling paperwork because thats what modern UK policing is.

Fuck...I want to move to fortress Europa, don my mail and remove kebab!
Anyone else want to join the crusaders circle?
We'll ride motorcycles instead of horses and come equipped with electric cattle prod lances

I'm pretty sure that this is the same chainmail that butchers use when they're working with meat.
So it would be a steel chainmail.

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swag

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