I'm here for the job interview

>I'm here for the job interview.

Sorry, we don't hire fins.

How fucking stupid can you be to get a tattoo there?

I swear tattoo artist are worse then drug dealers.

Theres jobs for 5 head's?

Good morning. Have a seat.

We'll give you a call.

Psychiatric hospital in the end of the street

If I were to hire someone just to suck my dick, this... thing, still wouldn't get the job. I can't even tell if it's male or female.

Toilets are down the hall and the left.

We're sorry but the position has just been filled. Thank you for your interest.

Oh hello, nice to meet you. Please take a seat right here.

So what experience do you have in food safety equipment or PLC troubleshooting?

Position's been filled

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I run a business not a circus.

Apply yourself to hot topic or spencer's

We get it. Porn.

Funny, isn't it?

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Sorry, your item level is too low.

Ok, please read the lines of Shivarrak the Demoness on pages 18-20

Actually, your resume won't be necessary. We'll be sure to give you a call.

At least it can be partially covered up with hair.

How good can you suck a dick?

Fucking weak...

Welcome to Huff Post! When can you start?

A thing to remember is they're nothing special in the way that this is something new.
There have always been outcasts and useless people in society. Today, they choose to look like this.

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