The Average American Woman Now Wears a Size 16, According to New Research

>“The [average American woman] actually wears between a Misses size 16–18, which is equivalent to a Women’s Plus size 20,” the researchers wrote.

nymag.com/thecut/2016/09/average-american-woman-now-wears-a-size-16-a-study-found.html

You read that? LET IT SINK IN.

Stop expecting women to look like they do on television with their "thigh gaps", flat stomachs, and Barbie-like physiques.

Those are impossible western beauty standards that less than 10% of women achieve.

Real women don't look like the one in this webm.

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They should stop eating so much, then.

Real women look like THIS.

No.

Quit eating so much fatty.

thicker

Hol up, hol up! thefuck they playing?

Holy shit that's just fucking sad.

Disgusting. My cholesterol levels increased simply by looking at this webm.

This is why I like TG pornstars they're so skinny

Nah.

Bumper pool
Never played?

This is FANTASY.

Jesus. I'm a 6'3" tranny and I still manage a size 12. ffs.

It's amazing that women just need to maintain the level of fitness of a skinnyfat guy to be considered attractive by 99.9% of men and yet so many of them consistently fail to do so

because 85% of African women are overweight or obese

This is REALITY.

Do you see the difference?

>less than 10%

so that 10% is the only worth while group to go for

T H I C C

>mexicans

>Stop expecting women to look like they do on television with their "thigh gaps", flat stomachs
No. Just because you refuse to take care of yourself doesn't mean I have to accept it.

What am I watching here?

>REAL WOMEN DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS REAL WOMAN IN THIS VIDEO

?????

The average woman is now a lard ass. No wonder the birthrate is plunging.

>most women are fat sloppy cunts
no shit. thats why nobody fucks them.

Because the number of spic and nigger women is growing at absurd rates. Not because white women are getting fatter.

>gf is 5'2 and 120 pounds

lol

I'd HTFO out of that.

Where did it all go wrong?

Gross. Bitch almost fell over.

>Those are impossible western beauty standards that less than 10% of women achieve.

That contradiction tho...

If those numbers were broken down by ethnic groups, it would be niggers in the US who are the fattest.

Thats not reality, its a nightmare.

how, how do you end up like this? how does your remaining family allow you to end up like this if you lack such self control?

Why didn't you stop it?

>Never really just put my body out there....

FFFFffffffffffff..........

You only had to listen.

New York citeh!
E perfetto!

I cri everitym ;-;

Don't call it a grave when it's the future you chose.

We should increase taxes on the overweight and obese

Keep in mind that American sizes are numbered smaller than most other countries; so a size 16 in 'Murica could very well be the equivalent to a size 20 in Europe. The sizes have changed throughout the years too. Apparently Marylin Monroe was a size 12 in the 40s but today she'd be considered a size 4.

Either way, seeing all these grossly large women definitely makes me feel better about my size.

is it weird that most girls I personally know are skinnier than this? and I'm in alabama

How much do you have to eat to get into that condition?

The food bill must be enormous.

Well, that's depressing.

I'm not even gonna open that thumbnail.

This chick is pretty perfect.

You would think.

Why the fuck are feminists saying women shouldn't be expected to be thin while they are so fat they'll die by the time they hit age 60?

Utterly degenerate

Look at all that iron and calcium though! Who cares if it has 208% of my total fat for the day, I need iron and calcium too!

How the fuck is that real, that thing is 1/4th fat

>What am I watching here?

She's doing a job better handled by a hull scrubbing and diving service.

I'll take it from here, shit-brick

Brits don't have this problem?

How much is a house in Alabama? Completely unrelated to your point of course

What is this thing?!

>Average.
The average American woman is 36. Well past the wall and completely without value as a female.

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>This chick is pretty perfect.

By "perfect", I assume you mean she can check off all the boxes on the "white western beauty standards" chart.

Let me remind you again. This is what real average American women look like and what you shouldn't be shunning by putting "no fat chicks" in your online dating profiles.

In a nation where obesity is rampant, being fit makes you an elite class.
A life lived without improving both body and mind is a life wasted.

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Dat Galaxy of sexy ass!
#WhyDoTheBadGuysGetAllTheGoodStuff

I see that reality is disappointing and ugly.

Let the fat flow through you, fatty-one

That girl actually lost a LOT if weight and is down to 160 I think

>What is this thing?!

In America a little over 50 years ago, you would have had to pay a $1 to see a woman that fat at the county fair. Now you see them everyday.

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>past the wall
>tfw work at a university and females under 25 make me limp due to their innate retardation
>tfw the MILF 35+ receptionists give me raging boners every single day

>Those are impossible
Lol. Its sad that girls even have to work out to begin with. That was never needed until they started eating like men. So now they have to "work out" like men to even be decent in the least.

THIXXXXX

I was on the fence about getting a gym membership, but after seeing these, it's all cardio and grilled chicken for me from now on.

I'd actually fuck the dogshit out of that bitch.

9/10
a literal 10/10

Emily Ratskdjfls is fucking god-tier as far as looks are considered. and yes, she's an average-brained bimbo. no real surprise

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>I'd actually fuck the dogshit out of that bitch.

Stop rewarding women for this shit. You're part of the problem.

>listening to women at all
Spotted the faggot.

In all seriousness though older women have better opinions and humor than young women but I cant put my dick in that.

that is one ugly fucking weird face

What is wrong with her chin

It probably makes use of a lot of cream

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Jesus you can just tell shes one of those fat girls that overcompensates and fucks literally anyone who gives her the time of day. Instead of just not eating so she can find a nice guy and live an actual fulfilling life.

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>Stop expecting women to look like they do on television

i'll expect whatever i want faggot

>the fatter you get the less you need to blur

Neat

That's fine, Pedro. You're never getting past the wall anyway.

Holy God, is this for real?

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>Those are impossible western beauty standards

>at least 10% of women achieve "the impossible"

imagine what would happen if the other 90% of women actually tried.

>TFW only chubby grills flirt with you
Man... I wish I was HIGH TEST , this sucks

America, I am really worried about you. I mean seriously, you seem to be fucking dying as a nation and this is so fucking sad.

why would you do this

I like tubsters but stop promoting this shit. It ain't healthy.

Roasties out, this is a THICC thread

>Women's clothing sizes
Why aren't they in inches or cm or some other meaningful unit of measure like men's clothing sizes?

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So that woman in the video doesn't exist?

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HOLY FUCK!

At best, she's got 2-3 years before going from overweight to morbidly obese. The photo is very deceptive because of the pose she struck. It does a good job masking her growing belly.

Not included in the picture are the stretch marks on her buttocks, stomach, thighs and upper arms the photographer kindly shopped out.

Would still impregnate, though tbqh famalamalamalam. Under all that crisco, there is a hottie.

Did you just confuse Ireland with Mexico? Are you for real?

She really is.... something.

What's the difference?

Mexicans are taking over the US.

You can`t stop the Irish with a wall, for starters.

Size 12 is ideal

What the fuck is that? Is that like a milkshake or something? Fatty milk?

irish make better tacos

Size 18 is a 38 inch waste. At 6'1 I am 30 pounds overweight and I only have a 36 inch waste.

Women need to stop shoveling their faces full of bullshit.

>not realizing that 1000lbs ham planets are fucking up the average.

Average looking slender girls are everywhere, and im in missouri, everyone here is fat as fuck

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Depends on where you are in Alabama. A lot of our obesity numbers get inflated by legions of nogs in the cities.

jesus christ, how is this even possible...

>impossible
to stop shoveling shit into your disgusting pie hole

yeahhhh, fuck right off.

I dont understand enough biology to know if this is even real.

Heh.

Stratify that by age and then we can talk.

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>263 grams of sugar

>a half pound of sugar

dat ass though

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>Spot the fatty

White race is dead.

How are you overweight... I'm 6' and 157 pounds with a 36ish inch waist... If I lost anymore weight I'd look like a holocaust victim

I would like to see the median and mode. Median might better reflect the truth.

Couldn't that kill someone if they were consume it all in one sitting?

2600 calories - all of that fat, sugar, and carbs. You might go into diabetic shock.

>Spot just one fat fuck

I bet it's delicious. 263 grams of sugar, that's wild

Is this her? Hard to tell with those cleopatra eyes. Tits match!

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The pale yellow supernatant on top is plasma, centrifuged with the red blood cells on the pellet at the bottom. Fat percentage affects the color of plasma, not being a component separated in itself.

HOT ASS A QUASAR GALAXY

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>spend spend spend
>die at 60 once you're no longer feeling even the slightest tinge of youth
>throw maxed out credit cards at husband and flip him off as your casket is lowered into the grave
>he spends the next 15-20 years working at a gas station or something in order to pay it off rather then have it go to the kids

they've got a good scheme going

wat. i'm 6'1'' 175lbs and i'm a lanklet

She must look like a living scrotum at this point then.

Practice girls play a vital role in society user.

Out

>Those are impossible western beauty standards

>less than 10% of women achieve.

If you can't achieve it then too bad you're less desirable, deal with it, no one is going to change their expectations on the women they want to fuck for you, ugly cow

That looks fuggin good

Imagine what a fatty would look like in Nazi Germany, if they actually existed back.

>Real women don't look like the one in this webm.

You found an apparition! Good job OP!

It's just old women that are ruining the averages. It's the same thing with female height. Most millennial girls are 5'6" but stats still show that the average height for women in the US is around 5'4"

Had never thought of this.

Also, this post reads suspiciously Canadian.

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Women want:
1) To have the highest paying jobs like Doctors, CEOs, Lawyers, but do not care about the disproportionate representation of women in lower paying jobs like garbage collectors
2)To be fat, overweight, and not need to put any effort in their looks
3) To have a man marry her and stop being a man child and grow up
4) To be entitled to the man's property and money if and when divorce occurs
5) To bash the man for any perceived masculinity
6) To have all the privilege of being a woman without any of the downside such as maintaining their looks and submitting to a man
7) To have this entire list and for you to accept it otherwise you are anti-feminist or worse, sexist

They literally get off on it. Its a sexual thing for him to feed her. It makes her wet.
youtube.com/watch?v=f8HDFAu6Z3A

11/10

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THIQQ

That look of defeat and utter disgust in his eyes.

Horrifying.

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Civilization is crumbling.

Still the weirdest boner right now

>Real women don't look like the one in this webm.

If her boobs were a little bigger her body would look just like my wife's.

Pretty common body type around me actually.

better than being a clinton shill desoo, but, yes, I said...

Well most men doesn't look like Chaning Tatum either. Especially sexually repressed Cred Forumsacks.

if you weren't aware of how bad things are, 40% of young adult women in the USA are OBESE and over 2/3 of them are overweight

I'm just checking out, man. I'm not about to treat a fat mountain of hog lard like she's a princess. The immigrants can have this America.

Calling all FA

She is thinking: you're next!

And people say we have shit food

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This is like mombod status. If a chick under the age of 30 has this body type, it's like the female version of those dadbod, balding numale, late 20-something year olds. It's really confusing, and not attractive. I know plenty of 40 something year olds that would probably kill for this body tho

Good for her.

If only we could harness such power

>Those are impossible western beauty standards that less than 10% of AMERICAN women achieve.
FTFY

This place isnt for you!
OUT!!
REEEEEEE

Said the land whale.

>Size 18 is a 38 inch waste
holy fuck.
tfw blessed by high metabolsim

she looks so much like jack steadman, right down to the receding hairline

Average american woman eats like a pig and doesn't exercise.

Your point?

What the FUCK

thats not fat its just funky looking serum/plasma

10/10, woman in dresses like this are god tier. As long as they aren't fat.

>More hispanics
>Nation average gets fatter
>Feminists think this means they're normal
o im laffin

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>Imagine what a fatty would look like in Nazi Germany, if they actually existed back.

Blended pop tarts and ice cream.

It's my cum.

>tfw I was sad until I realised a UK size ten is a US size six and gf is below average size.

Soap material.

That's the reason fatties are attracted to skinny dudes. It's to get rid of their fat genes. Being skinny nowadays while our food supply is under brutal attack by preservatives, MSG, maltodextrin, etc. tells them you have better genes.

>Those are impossible western beauty standards that less than 10% of women achieve.

I dunno, it's half and half IMO. I do see plenty of larger women around, but I see just as many skinny, fit women as well. I mean no, they don't all look like the WebMD in OP, but they definitely wouldn't look bad in a bikini. I find more middle aged women skinnier than their husbands, they care more about their image and what other women think about them.

I suppose in terms of an average when you include the hambeasts you could fit like 3 normal sized women in as well, size 16 makes sense. Overall I feel as though people are getting more fit than they were in the 2000s.

It's not an impossible standard at all, though. American's are just fat pieces of shit because they eat retarded portion sizes their entire lives. You're also a bunch of fucking fast food addicts.

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Well, most of our women do look like this blondie. Even in out capital, Brussels. Go out: college parties, stud associations are full of those.

When traveling to America, found some cuties as well. But Belgium wins if you consider the average girl. It's either in the genes, or in my head

>Real women don't look like the one in this webm

We're not saying that you can't be thick

We're saying that if you weren't an obese, librul, eccentrically tattooed HPV monster, we would find you attractive again.

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i've found plenty of non ham beasts though

I don't think they would let fatties appear on such photos

Overweight can be alright if the weight is distributed in the right places.

BMI is a garbage metric anyways and doesn't take into account muscular builds. Some of those crossfit bitches are probably "overweight" and are fitter than anyone on this board.

>denial

The Fatocalypse is overtaking white women (and men) too.

Kill the fatties and their enablers. Look at that stupid plad shirt wearing fruitcake cuckboi. JESUS CHRIST

>"""master""" race

big girls

for you

I don't even mind healthy food but brussel sprouts are garbage. That woman's disgust is appropriate.

That brush has been places and seen things

I almost puked up my coffee.

If her hair wasn't dyed, I'd say Aryan QT goddess

>Americans
>even policemen are obese walking whales
>"we Roman Empire now"

WE WUZ ROMANZ AND SHEEIIITTT!

DAS RITE!

I am fit and physically healthy, so I should get a wife who is, too.
But I understand that loads of men are fat slobs, too, and they are naturally the ones who will end up with the fat slob women.

>Do you see the difference?
I sure do. With one, is happily get naked. With the other, I'd rather masturbate for the rest of my life than even see them naked for one millisecond, let alone actually fuck them. This is why the white race is dwindling. Only niggers will fuck these fat American bitches that white men want no part of.

I love her...

We should just ship everyone over 25 BMI to Africa as food.

But only after we lace them with poison. Win-Win.

literally made dis face

I'm probably the unhealthiest fucker around, I spend half of my day in a chair and I eat nothing but unhealthy garbage.
I still can't manage to get fat or obese living like this, how do so many of my fellow Ameribros do it?

To be fair brussel sprouts probably arent the best thing to try to get picky eaters especially that take it to such an extreme, to eat veggies

BMI is such a loose standard that it's about impossible to be overweight and healthy unless you're literally a bodybuilder (which is arguably healthy). Women can't even naturally put on nearly the amount of muscle that men do, even with years of training. It's far fetched to say that BMI is arbitrary or inaccurate.

How do you spend the other half of the day? Do you work out?

Literal doughboy

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I had to drink a pint and a half of whiskey every other night mixed with coke. So like... 8,000 extra calories per week to get fat as shit. Ballooned up to 200 pounds from 155.

Hope I could be of assistance.

Same standards apply to men though, right?

If you are a physically fit male who lifts and takes care of yourself, you are already doing better than 99% of your peers.

So if you're a slim, athletic woman who takes care of yourself, you are also doing better than 99% of your peers.

What's the issue here?

Let the unhealthy blobs have other blobs.

Seeing fat people fills me with mild anger and disgust.
Its an advertisement to the whole world that you have no self respect and no self control.
It's not hard to be thin. Just don't eat so much,and dont eat shit food at all.
Women need to be held to higher body standards. The problem is that we live in a culture that tells fatties they are beautiful and that they should be loved for who they are.
People fuck around with the idea of fat taxes and sugar taxes and banning fast food advertisement.
The issue is the shitty culture. We need make it unacceptable to be fat, and then people will stop being fat.

Why are fat people so pathetic?

Exercise is needed in everyones life.

Had one of those once when I was cross countrying the USA.


Didn't eat the rest of the day.

This

Meanwhile in the Netherlands:

iamexpat.nl/read-and-discuss/lifestyle/news/obesity-growing-in-europe-but-declining-in-netherlands

The only "exercise" I get in a day is walking to and from my trolley station that takes me to my campus downtown.

My DYELfag friend tried to get me to count calories or some shit and whisk me away to the gym with him but i'm too much of a lazy, picky bitch. With the way I live I deserve to be fat but it just hasn't happened yet.

What's that?

You may like this chick

instagram.com/ooohbabybeast/?hl=en

iktf too

I used to be fat and I lost over 50 lbs before becoming an adult. I'm no fit Chad now but I haven't gained back any weight even though I sit on the computer most of the time binging on cookies. It seems to me like getting fat actually takes months and months of saying "FUCK IT" every single day and abusing your body with ridiculous amounts of food.

I understand being skinnyfat because that's like the default state of body if you don't live an active life. But skinnyfat women get treated like goddesses, and the biggest plurality of women are actually little meatball-looking 200+ lbs landwhales.

tbf there are almost as many obese guys too, but I still don't get it. I don't see how those people have the drive to do stuff like graduate college when they can't manage to fucking count calories. It's the easiest thing in the world.

I wouldn't date that, I'd probably be depressed for eternity if I break up with her which is what happened after my ex and she's somewhere around that pictures league.

>The Learning Channel

her squat 1 RM is still higher than mine ..

>every mirror in the lives of myself, my family, and all our friends, with the exception of a small (or I guess technically they're kinda large) handful has been a lie and we all really look like unhealthy fat blob hamplanet porkers because """"""""reality"""""""""
Hey what's it like being surrounded by people who obviously give zero fucks about your wellbeing? Or did you discard your loving family because waahhh muh patriarchy?

That's like a new car...

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does someone have the webm of a black fat woman in a cementery who just cant get up

JESUS FUCK Cred Forums I REALLY WANT THAT

HITLER YOU FAILURE PRICK.

>Non degenerate sharp and focused society.

BUT OFCOURSE, JEWS HAPPENED TO EXIST.

......is your point that she shouldn't be able to afford it due to having spent every last penny on food?

Let's be honest, her proportions are insane. The way that ass sticks up in the air tells me if she were to drop 10 lbs, she'd be a 10

Nahny-nahny-poo-pooooo.

10lbs? ....try 50.

my ex had a ridiculous body.

looking around after we split up makes me miss her. she was insufferable but she the average woman is so out of shape and unappealing that it infuriates me

women have one job

don't get fat

stay slim and you're an instant 8

I got one. And he would be everyones friend.

>mfw I start eating yogurt and berries for breakfast and work in a warehouse lifting shit all the time
>mfw I slim down from an overweight fat fuck and start feeling good and confident about myself

>"help wash my moldy crack user"

Fat people are a disgrace

>Fat ass: the ultimate desire of every nigga and most referenced term in drill music of 10's

Bingo.

Wouldn't you just think about suicide all day every day?

Worst part about it is gynecologic cancers are often associated with having larger BMIs

The girls were helping the fat guy

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>it's all cardio ... for me from now on.
have fun becoming an unattractive skinny deyl who looks like they are losing a battle with cancer.
At least gym properly if you are going to do it.

>38g protein
Dat dere dirty bulk.

More or less this.

10/10 qt
Perfect, girls like her in limit equilibrium analogies in whole body parts are hard to find.

My girlfriend has a thigh gaps, some mild abs (she doesn't really work out to be fair though), blonde hair, blue eyes. She is a real woman.

I know OP is a troll but people seem to think women like this aren't real or work out 24/7. No, she just doesn't eat like a pig, puts the effort into her clothing, goes on long walks/hikes, gets some sun and drinks plenty of water/rarely drinks alcohol.

I don't mind overweight people. It's not good but I don't feel sad for them or angry.

It's just these obese landwhales that make me mad. They get so fat they can't even bathe themselves or tie their own shoes. I just don't get it man.

Any reason to live is a good one I guess.

Western culture, western standards get yo shit together.

Standards haven't changed since ancient Greece. Look at the Venus of Milo.

fat bitches, get it together. YOu are ltierally a disgrace.

??
asuming you are trying to leave humanity behind and drink 2 of those a day you still only get 70g of protien, which is way to low

There is a reason people in older times commended a beautiful high born lady for her "breeding."

That the common woman is not a well groomed, pretty, and well spoken, this is not a new concept. This is not a symptom of the times. This has occured throughout the ages.

Use your judgement, choose a good woman. They are, and ever have been, a rare thing.

Vestavia Hills, or Baldwin County my nig? Very affordable compared to the Euro/Brit market 200k and you'll have a place twice the size than what you have now maybe more, plus a nice backyard... DO NOT LIVE IN CITIES STICK TO THE SUBURBS

But think of all the meals he'd miss.

why would you feed her, what's wrong with you?!

>>>/misc/

They get off on it somehow?

Yeah. One is healthy. The other is a disgusting pig who has no self control

nasty

>this I shot according to some people
Don't you have to be American to be a cop in Detroit?

that mario kart banana peel

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=f8HDFAu6Z3A
she literally says here that it turns her on
and he has a feeder fetish, so its literally what my filename suggests
thats their idea of foreplay

You are now picturing him fucking her belly button.

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You're now licking her sweaty asshole clean

FUCK EVERYTHING!

the good news is shes a spic so who cares
the bad news is the guy is not

That's pretty fat for someone that short. I'm 5 10 and weigh 150 pounds

A...

>SUPERMODEL

Eats....

>8000 CALORIES/DAY

>"Hey babe, are you ready to funnel?"

My breain can't into maths....

I'm a uk 14. Do you hate me, Cred Forums?

What is the point in living when the worth of a decent looking girl has gotten so high that I would have to be a Greek god to have any chances with her? How is it that fucking hard to not eat like a whale? I work my ass off, listen to fucktards rage about my privileges, have to see niggers trashing the neighborhood, but somehow I have the willpower stay fit.

SHART IN MART

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Hit up your friend and ask to go to the gym. Lifting is fun and makes you look like a sexiboi

yes
kill yourself

Second this.

I'M NUCLEAAAR
I'M WIIIIIIIIIIIIILD

alt right hates women they will say anything that is edgy and offensive to females

T H I C C

Underage get out

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE

That's not that skinny lol.

Fuck is wrong with you?

>Americans are growing bigger
We will start eating you lesser beings like our Neanderthal ancestors did.

All dat calcium tho

the bitch got one big titty and one little titty so we call her biggie smalls

WHO IS THIS GODDESS ??
H
O

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Look how deep the brush goes...

What manner of demon is this?

Who cares, about half of men today will die without ever reproducing because women't simply interested in men earning less than they do

They do in Overweightmerica. Not here.

The definition of perfect butterface.

It's almost a miracle of science that they can compact so much sugar in 32 oz

>how do so many of my fellow Ameribros do it?

They eat and live like you, their portions are just larger.

Mexicans and blacks aren't helping that average.

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Most women can't into aesthetics/self-discipline. However, the people that wrote this cannot into averages, either.

Of my 5 immediate neighbors, 3 of them are a size 10 or under. One is a fitness instructor (probably a size 6 or 8). The other 2 are size 8 to 10.

The other 2 are fat, but their fatness brings the immediate 5 home average to about an 18.

Averages guys.

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You need to add about 15 pounds you skeleton.

>tfw anorexic american
basically a unicorn