To anyone considering emigrating to the Ukraine

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Why would I want to live in Russia JR?

Easy pussy. You get whole nighters for a price of blowjow. And if you want a girlfriend, they are easy to get too. Ukrainian women need strong men like Donald Trump to satisfy their needs of security. They are tired of their men who can't even kill few separatist russians.

>ukrainianmasculinity

>tfw came on a qt3.14 ukranian grill's face yesterday

was fun desu. love those migrant workers that come here in the summer time.

Lel, why go to the Ukraine when you can just go to Russia?

>Our hot women DON'T want your Neet ass
But they want money and EU citizenship and I'm not a neet.
>We won't let you enter
I don't have to emigrate to your shitthole to fuck chochoł girls, there are tons of them in my city.

Will there be a difference soon?

Are you jealous we have nazis and shit, guys?

This has got to be the dumbest OP I've seen in weeks.

Corruption

Sorry, I can't hear you over all this OIL AND CLEAR WATER AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Come to Ukraine and I will hit you with dessbite

you are slavic gypsies.
>go suck on some pig fat, hahol.

This. Im surprised OP even needs to make this thread really

Nice proxy.

Posted this same thing for Brazil about a week ago.

> 3. Our hot women DON'T want your Neet ass.
Slavic women only want churka dicks.

We'll see about that. I can go on vacation. They'll all want a piece of my 7 inch Aryan dick.

Brazil was irritating, because I think he was serious, but now I look forward to many future iterations of this pasta.

>To anyone considering emigrating to the Ukraine.
who the fuck considers that?

>Ukraine
>Hot women
That's a good one! Everyone knows that the Poles and Russians are 100x better looking.

This Ukrainian woman is 31.

Packing my bags right now , Mr.safety flag.

i have no words hohoł

>tfw hohol is pronounced khokhew

nobody is going to your wasteland of a country, slavs are ugly and look like under nourished braindead zombies, they have no emotions

your grey blocks of flats make me want to kill myself, your society is concept of depression itself

>I'll be your cuckleberry

what did he mean by this

but your neet women want my hot ass

you seriuosly think people want to go to your country?

I'm seriously thinking in enriching your country Ukraine. We both live in favelas, wastelands full of crimes and corrupt politicians. Your women are hotter tho and they deserve a real brazilian man.

>ukraine

no such thing

You guys haven't figured out yet he's parodying the Brazilian user who said don't come to Brazil ...

Not me, but yeah he really was serious. Just another nigger trying to feel like we are relevant

lol no, it's Ho-How

I fucking love this movie and now need to go watch it again.

How do we make movies great again?

Ukraine - a nickname for the state of being in intermediate transition between being Russia in the past and being Russia in the future

after I shaved when i was in jail everything but my mustache (the fucking razor broke) everyone called me doc holiday

before they called me mankind

Why would anyone emigrate, let alone visit Rossiyaclay? Who legitimately actually travels there?

No one, they're all going to the Czech Republic or a lesser extent Poland.

Also I could easily find a Ukrainian qt now that green cards will soon be a necessity.

>Considering emmigrating to a warzone
>Considering emmigrating to a subhuman slav country
>Considering emmigrating to a country about to join the EU after we just escaped that shithole
>Just so I could have sex with disgusting women
You don't appreciate the beauty of masculine homosexual relations

Who the fuck would want to emigrate to an africa tier country?

I always wanted to go to Finland
But since I'm brownish people will think I'm a refugee :(

I'm looking to import a nice Ukrainian wife.

She will be very well taken care of.
If she is your sister, you will be proud of her and she will of course send money home for the family.
You're welcome.

>To anyone considering emigrating to the Ukraine.
I'm sure you detered the three people considering it

You sure? I got 10 euros right here, you would like to make some money right?

Shoot me straight though, is that all she costs?

Have fun with the Yidn.
youtube.com/watch?v=yatu7u-UaQ4

As far as I know, yep.

You must be smoking some really good crack, OP.

First off, don't worry, no one wants to live in the fucking Ukraine. I'm not sure where you got that idea from. The one thing you were right about is getting raped by poles and gypsies.

Man, you are fucking retarded. What is with this thread? Waste of fucking time...

> emigrating to Ukraine

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAA

If your shitty country is so great then why do you keep moving into Poland and stealing their jobs

Russia is 3x more expensive and travel to Ukraine is visa-free for Americans

image says 300 ukiedubloons per hour
10 Euro = 288.79 Ukrainian hryvnia

>In 2015, the city elected Artem Semenikhin of the far-right Svoboda as its mayor. Semenikhin reportedly has the number "14/88" displayed on his car and has refused to display the city's official flag because it contains a star of David, and has implied that Jews were responsible for the Holodomor.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konotop

Konotop mayor for PM! based af

>To anyone considering emigrating to Ukraine

Why would I want to move to your dump.

ivan nice proxy

Is that why they are all in a global diaspora to suck dicks for money?

who the fuck wants to set foot in your shithole of a country let alone migrate to it?

...

Aren't you guys still getting ass raped by Putin?

This reeks of angsty Ukrainian teenager, you sure your not an angsty Ukrainian teenager OP?

>To anyone considering emigrating to the Ukraine.

WHAT THE FUCK XXXXXXDDDDDDDDD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
UAHUAHAHAHAHAHAH XDD

There's literally no evidence that Putin is militarily involved in the Donbass

The LPR and DPR self-defense forces are literally BTFOing the entire Ukrainian army with no international support. In fact the Russian government forced them to halt their offensives and brought them to the negotiating table to sign a ceasefire backed by an agreement that Kiev signed but refuses to implement.

tl;dr putin was never ass raping ukraine which isn't a real country to begin with

Op btfo

Ah, yes. Ukraine. We have dismissed this claim.

>with no international support.
>the Russian government forced them to halt their offensives
Explain this contradiction

>tfw ukranian living with aus

Im coming home

>To anyone considering emigrating to the Ukraine.
So, no one?

3rd from the left should emigrate to Poland, the rest can stay in the Ukraine.

If Putin wanted, Russian tanks would have taken Kiev in a week, dunno how hard it is for people to understand that.

The most he did was arm the rebels, which is fair, since W.Ukraine got armed by the west.

>The most he did was arm the rebels, which is fair, since W.Ukraine got armed by the west.
But they did it fiiiirst!

How is being pressured by a strong nearby state equivalent to receiving support from them? I don't understand your meaning.

> 2. We won't let you enter
My grandfather was born in Zaporozhie, thus I can legally claim citizenship or permanent residence and be granted either document within a month. Get fucked, hohol. I've no idea what kind of scum do you have to be to become a (((Ukrainian))) nationalist, it's pathetic.

But why would I wanna do that? Ukraine is even worse off than Russia, which says a lot, considering how much of a shithole my country is.

Lets calm us down proxy Vanya, It is impossible for LNR/DNR forces alone to achieve what they have, Russian troops were used to spearhead assaults for instance Debaltseve, the storming of Donetsk airport etc.
There has even been active serving Russian soldiers caught red handed there but Russia keep insisting they went there "freely" then one have to ask themselves what is Russia doing to stop people who serve in their armed forces to leave with all gear weapons and equipment to fight in a neighboring country.
The entire conflict is artificially made by the Russian federation and it would have been over if it weren't for Russian forces crossing the border during the summer 14'.

CБУ detected

feel free to post proof anytime

No guys, you see America with their HD satellites pointed at Ukraine looking for ONE provocation, just hasn't been able to get any photos of RU army crossings, so please rely on these VICE videos and eye-witness accounts, thank you.

youtube.com/watch?v=2zssIFN2mso
youtube.com/watch?v=C66mAkS1ZfM
youtube.com/watch?v=yBs71ZQvW5U
This is only the tip of the iceberg btw, There is alot of soldiers whom have not been caught or in one way or another got re-organized after crossing the border.

>To anyone considering emigrating to the Ukraine.
which is no one, the only people who come to Poorkraine is the people who want to fuck and cumdump your girls for a cheap price of €10 then leave

I know this is silly, but Odessa is pretty fucking sweet. Your currency is so low that it's basically everything is half-off, so I eat sushi and rabbit every night when visiting.

Also, watching women on your beaches is fucking exceptional.

>copypasta
stobbit

>his only evidence is a print magazine run by literal Jews and words extracted under torture

awesomely shill'd CБУ

People want to get to ukraine???

I'm part Ukrainian (my grandad was from there) so fuck you I'll do what I want.

If the average wage is €120 per month my wallet says otherwise.

Here we go the VICE footage, like clockwork.

Or should we say "cuckwork"?

If anyone's interested here's a POV of the separatist terminal storm.

5 shekels for every spotted RU speznaz.

vimeo.com/113748382

youtube.com/watch?v=5x2CY7PKOf4
It is irrelevant who did the digging, You have not even seen the video mr Putinbot.

I bet you believe in the holocaust because of the Nuremberg Trials too

>The separtists stormed an airport which was literally bombed by Russian artillery for months until there was only shambles left.
Glorious.

>youtube.com/watch?v=yBs71ZQvW5U

Why most of Russians and Ukrainians look way older than their age?

No i don't.
The conflict is 100% orchestrated by Russian command, Did you even watch the video?
It is beyond evident that Russia is involved in the conflict or atleast have been.

If anyone's interested check out the series "Donbass under Fire". Some guy embedded with the seps uploaded raw footage, that instantly enrages cockhole propagandists.

On vimeo they're uploaded under the following link. Also, no usual VICE-tier cuckoldry going on, just comfy operating and dead cockholes.

vimeo.com/maxfadeev

Balalaika lads squat alot which makes it hard to stay young my Polska friend.

Literally no fucking proof. The extent of Russian involvement is Russian schoolchildren sending care packages to schools in Donbass which are shelled daily by the ukrops

thanks bro this series looks really interesting

rt.com/business/345022-russia-far-east-free-land/

Wouldn't be that bad, tbqh.

I have seen povs of both sides, Why is there so many Buryats, Tuvans, Chechens, and other Russian minorities fighting alongside the separtists?
Can you explain this?

Are you going to pretend Buryats, Tuvans, and Chechens don't live in Ukraine?

Cockhole puh-lease

Is Givi not Ukrainian enough for you? Because he comes from Donbass.

that totally happened

Yeah this is bait, I saw some brazil post same shit, practically a copy pasta,

Mfw moving to Ukraine when I finish my education.

>To anyone considering emigrating to the Ukraine.
TOP KEK M8 but srsly, consider killing yourself

How is minority people commonly found in Russia volunteering in the war in Donbass evidence of Russian government involvement? There are many Americans there fighting too, but it's obvious that the US military is not in Donbass

Yes owm.

>Russian schoolchildren sending care packages to schools in Donbass
You forgot the ammunition, fuel, weapons, vehicles supplied by RF.
>which are shelled daily by the ukrops
Implying that the separtists are any different.
>Literally no fucking proof.
I just linked you literal Russian soldiers stating their regiment, Combat brach, Brigade etc..
Please you cannot refute evidence without even watching it.
Just admit "Russian forces have been present in the Donbass conflict" It is that simple.

Hi Ukraine, What is your ranking on the HDI? I can't seem to find it....

Friendly reminder that during POW trades, Ukrainians had MULTIPLE times rounded up local civilians and then traded them for their own soldiers.

>You forgot the ammunition, fuel, weapons, vehicles supplied by RF.

Proof?

>Implying that the separtists are any different.

Their cities are the frontline, they can't shell their own cities.

>I just linked you literal Russian soldiers stating their regiment, Combat brach, Brigade etc..
Please you cannot refute evidence without even watching it.
Just admit "Russian forces have been present in the Donbass conflict" It is that simple.

A popular figure in the seperatist forces, Russel Bentley, is a serviceman in the US army corp of engineers. doesn't mean US army is in Donbass

the fuck is that?

i've been banging a ukranian migrant worker all summer breh...

stay mad

>Are you going to pretend Buryats, Tuvans, and Chechens don't live in Ukraine?
Are you for real? They don't live in significant numbers there.
The ones you see in the video are from RF territory.
If they are volunteers or conscripts is a different question but they are not Ukranian nationals is my point.

Well...bye

>To anyone considering emigrating to the Ukraine.

Cockhole, it's over, you lost the war to civilians.

I'd recommend not trying again, because the next time you get cauldron'd there might not be a Minsk agreement.

>Ukranian Migrant workers
>US and A

Fucking how

Because they bring equipment from Russian forces and are supplied by RF?
It is warfare 101, You know you are limited on ammunition and it has to come from somewhere, Same goes for fuel.
Where do they get the fuel from?
The differance between American and Russian volunteers is that Americans come there as civilians while Russians come there equipped with gear.
It is like comparing apples with pears.

What about white Afrikaans South Africans?

Pathetic

No

>all these Russiboos
This board is getting hard to stand

they work at the tourist shops/hotels/restaurants in my area in the summer time on work visas

>Their cities are the frontline, they can't shell their own cities.
LMAO, so just because they don't shell their own cities it means shelling other cities is fine?
Here you have DNR forces shelling Mariupol'.
youtube.com/watch?v=sAHpjf8g55k
>Proof
Common sense, or did they buy their TOS-1 launchers, T-72s, BUK systems in the local wallmart? You can't be this naive can't you?>Cockhole
Russian diaspora detected
Why are you in Austria if Russia is so good Vanya? Idi na Rossiya sei4as pozhalusta.

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