The main thesis of this video is: Australia seems to be a very geopolitically secure country because of its isolation, but in fact they are very vulnerable, _because_ of their isolation. They are extremely dependent on the maritime trade, and it would be very difficult for them to protect the trade routes themselves, so they have to depend on others. They are basically prostitute themselves to the strongest maritime nation - first British, then USA, to protect their trade routes, and in exchange offer themselves as mercenaries to fight in their wars.
The modern war is unfolding in the Internet now. Australia has shitty Internet and can't protect the traffic routes themselves. They are ready to fight for the highest bidder on the Internet.
Really makes you add 2 and 2.
Oh and:
China is slowly occupying Australia. China is slowly occupying the Internet. USA is slowly losing grip on the Internet. Soon Australia will have to look for the new master to serve. Soon Australian shitposting will fight for China's causes, to dominate the Internet and the entire World.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Michael Nelson
What a cringefest
Brandon Hernandez
Shut up leaf, you're being occupied by Chinese as well. What do you think, why? They want your shitposter army!
People, wake up!
Colton Stewart
Em... Is this a porn pic???
Isaac Peterson
There is no Australian shitposting problem. Not any more. Aussie shitposting is Australians following the zeitgeist.
There is a problem, though, with Canadian, German and muslim shitposters suckling the bellend of the (((correct))) narrative and thus going against the slow march of time as told by human interaction.
Come on, it's 2016. The time to be politically correct is over.
Kevin Johnson
I wanna fugg the female Aussie
Jackson Ramirez
no
and you're spooky
Michael Moore
Caspian Report 10/10 channel btw Australia will be fine. Tons of natural resources to exploit.
Brandon Powell
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Jordan Jackson
Wow, makes sense sort of
Christopher Sanchez
this It's about time someone posted it here in a thread other than /sg/. Shame most people will overlook it in favour of low-effort bait threads and predictable shitposting.
Isaiah Wright
good thread hans
Sebastian Long
Good video. Explains a lot of Australian policy and why we do things the way we do. After watching that video Australia needs to build up it's navy.
Adam Adams
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Jaxson Gray
DELETE THIS
Nathan Fisher
true, but pretty good video video he posted
Joshua Powell
Tldr
Sebastian Carter
現在刪除此。這是非常反感。
Blake Perez
What happens when you put two australians together............. you get a fucking disaster
Kevin Williams
Imagine this.
>I get sick of shit-cunt living in my tiny house. >Give him a car send him to live in a giant mansion I found, that no one else lives in. >I stay living in my shitty house, and invite some black muzzies to replace the guys I sent to live in the mansion.
t. pom
Carson Collins
What if I make my home Australia?
Henry Diaz
I'll glass ya cunt
Angel Anderson
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Logan Jenkins
Time and place cunt
Wyatt Jones
I'm going to move to Australia and impregnate as many Chinese women as I possibly can then head back to America.
Andrew Campbell
I want to believe that Aussie women are this direct and sexually aggressive
Brandon Diaz
tldr: bogans have been, are and always will be bongcucks
sad
Hudson Robinson
>America
Africa*
Asher Hughes
china moved in and kicked us all out of our land. thanks politicos you giant cunts.
Guess we are the new abbos.
Daniel Gonzalez
>implying chinawomen will let Africans near them
Camden Garcia
>Sexually aggressive
Its called rape m8
Straya is the male rape capital of the world.
feelsgoodman
Jayden Reyes
>Actually using my meme arrows to imply most "americans" are actually africans.
Justin Morris
>cringe Hell leddit
Ian Edwards
This theory doesn't account for the relative calm we see from New Zealand posters.
Joshua Phillips
My fuckn meme arrows now m8, we wuz meme arrows before the white man took them from us
Nathaniel Wright
There is no australian problem. Only a leaf problem.
Carson Lee
>Implying Germany isnt also Americas bitch
In the end of the day, if youre not a hyper power, youre essentially someones bitch. Australia could just become a nuclear power, and the chinks wont treat Australia like they treat their proxy nations like Canada. We have plenty of scientists, and Uranium. And Israel are good freinds of the Australian people and can supply us with Nuclear tech if America or India wont.
Carson Brown
are you suggesting that we aren't america's bitch? leave your dreams of australian superpower at the door mate and be thankful america-sama is good to us
Sebastian Martinez
Ausbong hour is truly greatest hour
Aaron Sanchez
When Australians shitpost it is actually funny. When leaves shitpost it is just annoying.
Nolan Flores
Imagined it. I believe we call it London I believe you call it Victoria
Daniel Diaz
You aren't our bitch. You are our sidekick. Big difference.
Jaxson Gray
If Australia takes over the world do I get to have one of these?
Nicholas Richardson
fucken wog, couldn't listen to this cunt for more than 40 seconds.
Jason Rodriguez
You know what gas you use on a leaf?
Defoliant.
Leo Cooper
Nah we call it London here too.
William Williams
We're the popular kids friend.
Who replaces the popular kid when old popular kid is outed as being poor.