Source of the Australian Shitposting Problem

OK, let me explain what's the deal with Australia's shitposting:

First watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=u-0UHyh5Qu8

The main thesis of this video is: Australia seems to be a very geopolitically secure country because of its isolation, but in fact they are very vulnerable, _because_ of their isolation. They are extremely dependent on the maritime trade, and it would be very difficult for them to protect the trade routes themselves, so they have to depend on others. They are basically prostitute themselves to the strongest maritime nation - first British, then USA, to protect their trade routes, and in exchange offer themselves as mercenaries to fight in their wars.

The modern war is unfolding in the Internet now.
Australia has shitty Internet and can't protect the traffic routes themselves.
They are ready to fight for the highest bidder on the Internet.

Really makes you add 2 and 2.

Oh and:

China is slowly occupying Australia.
China is slowly occupying the Internet.
USA is slowly losing grip on the Internet.
Soon Australia will have to look for the new master to serve.
Soon Australian shitposting will fight for China's causes, to dominate the Internet and the entire World.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

What a cringefest

Shut up leaf, you're being occupied by Chinese as well. What do you think, why? They want your shitposter army!

People, wake up!

Em... Is this a porn pic???

There is no Australian shitposting problem. Not any more. Aussie shitposting is Australians following the zeitgeist.


There is a problem, though, with Canadian, German and muslim shitposters suckling the bellend of the (((correct))) narrative and thus going against the slow march of time as told by human interaction.

Come on, it's 2016. The time to be politically correct is over.

I wanna fugg the female Aussie

no

and you're spooky

Caspian Report 10/10 channel btw
Australia will be fine.
Tons of natural resources to exploit.

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Wow, makes sense sort of

this
It's about time someone posted it here in a thread other than /sg/. Shame most people will overlook it in favour of low-effort bait threads and predictable shitposting.

good thread hans

Good video.
Explains a lot of Australian policy and why we do things the way we do.
After watching that video Australia needs to build up it's navy.

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DELETE THIS

true, but pretty good video video he posted

Tldr

現在刪除此。這是非常反感。

What happens when you put two australians together.............
you get a fucking disaster

Imagine this.

>I get sick of shit-cunt living in my tiny house.
>Give him a car send him to live in a giant mansion I found, that no one else lives in.
>I stay living in my shitty house, and invite some black muzzies to replace the guys I sent to live in the mansion.

t. pom

What if I make my home Australia?

I'll glass ya cunt

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Time and place cunt

I'm going to move to Australia and impregnate as many Chinese women as I possibly can then head back to America.

I want to believe that Aussie women are this direct and sexually aggressive

tldr: bogans have been, are and always will be bongcucks

sad

>America

Africa*

china moved in and kicked us all out of our land. thanks politicos you giant cunts.

Guess we are the new abbos.

>implying chinawomen will let Africans near them

>Sexually aggressive

Its called rape m8

Straya is the male rape capital of the world.


feelsgoodman

>Actually using my meme arrows to imply most "americans" are actually africans.

>cringe
Hell leddit

This theory doesn't account for the relative calm we see from New Zealand posters.

My fuckn meme arrows now m8, we wuz meme arrows before the white man took them from us

There is no australian problem. Only a leaf problem.

>Implying Germany isnt also Americas bitch

In the end of the day, if youre not a hyper power, youre essentially someones bitch.
Australia could just become a nuclear power, and the chinks wont treat Australia like they treat their proxy nations like Canada. We have plenty of scientists, and Uranium. And Israel are good freinds of the Australian people and can supply us with Nuclear tech if America or India wont.

are you suggesting that we aren't america's bitch? leave your dreams of australian superpower at the door mate and be thankful america-sama is good to us

Ausbong hour is truly greatest hour

When Australians shitpost it is actually funny. When leaves shitpost it is just annoying.

Imagined it.
I believe we call it London
I believe you call it Victoria

You aren't our bitch. You are our sidekick. Big difference.

If Australia takes over the world do I get to have one of these?

fucken wog, couldn't listen to this cunt for more than 40 seconds.

You know what gas you use on a leaf?

Defoliant.

Nah we call it London here too.

We're the popular kids friend.

Who replaces the popular kid when old popular kid is outed as being poor.