STOMPS

STOMPS

>fix'd

leave him alone and let him finish his 3rd set of 100 pull ups

TAXATION IS THEFT

I would, no shit, pull the madman up even if it means risking falling over the side.

Probably the best answer any human can think of

HANGING OUT WITHOUT ME, DAHNALD?

rato leave

Kick in face repeatedly

Wait for him to climb up, then shake his hand in admiration for his accomplishment climbing Trump Tower without any climbing gear. What a man.

Pee pee poo poo
I'm going to book a one way flight for you

holy shit. never seen a FPBP like dis b4

I would call his son and tell him his dad's about to fall off a ledge and if he wants me to help him he has 1 min to transfer 75 million dollars into bank account.

dis

kek, wp user

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let kek decide

>piss on

Peepee Poopoo

what are you on about

Sell him a rope for a million dollars, then hand it to him. All of it.

If he wants me to hold the other end, that will be another 100 million.

HERSEY

trump would probably be impressed by that and hire you to shitpost on his twitter

hope that he continues to hold down that building from flying away. #LastActionHero

>person about to die
>you can prevent their death with minimal effort
very hard decision

>implying trump has the physical strength to hold up his own fat ass off of a ledge

top lel, trump is disgusting fat fuck

njoy

I'd piss in his face and wait for him to fall naturally.

I would pull him up.

The thought of myself or another person falling from a high place is terrifying. I have nightmares about it.

discuss my new job as ambassador to the Bahamas as i slowly help him up

Try to give her a drink to calm her down and help her hydrate. Since I don't have any drinks I would have to urinate into her mouth. It would be the best that I could do to try to save her. I cannot touch her or try to help pull her up because that would be toxic masculinity and Chauvinism

"Unzips dick"

>help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>let her sleep on my bed while I sleep on the couch
>deal with the freak out when she wakes up
>ask her if she is ok.
>"you don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>ask her if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

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Make America great again

Congratulate him on laying the last brick of the wall.

is that a view from the north tower where the plane hit?

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