What would your ideal Europe look like? Here's mine: American Education edition

What would your ideal Europe look like? Here's mine: American Education edition.

Serbia. You bombed Serbia.

Literally who?
We've bombed more irrelevant things for less gain
Just look at Iraq

>le ebin germanic union
those people have less in common than we and russians

You sure about that? :^)

All of Europe as one globalist state.

Yeah, because you were occupied by Russians for the better half of a century :^). First time your country was relevant in centuries.

triggered
at least we got into spaze

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Poland cannot into space

Yes they can.

Clearly a shoop

something wrong papa?

Hey OP, here's my superior take on this meme map for Westslavs. Uses Dneiper as a natural border, though it would require populations to be moved around and Rus to be appeased, bought off and allowed to fuck around in Kazakhstan or something while everyone turns a blind eye.

I'm not anti Rus, I just wholeheartedly think it's the superior meme.

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Leaving those poor german-speaking Belgians in the Romantic Union and out of the Greater Germanic Union
Same for Südtirol
Luxembourgish is a Germanic language and it is the mother tongue of the majority of the population, too

Südtirol ist nicht Italian.

>Südtirol
>Wallonia
>Cyprus
>Aegean Islands
>Transnistria
>not partitioning Switzerland
>Israel still exists

Just no

That's what deportations are for.

>Faroe England

man what is wrong with you

>mfw Südtirol activists had a period of terrorist bombing and destruction of strategic infrastructures against the Italian state in the 50s/60s that halted only after the state gave them large autonomy
>mfw you think they wouldn't do the same against the German federation if they were deported and forced to live away from what they consider the motherland
>mfw

United together with rest of world. Against the globalist scum.

>Not putting Poland back together with Lithuania and Austria back together with Hungary

Also why the fuck is Luxembourg Romantic and not German?

By mistake

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>Austrio-Hungary
>good
lel

No of course it was terrible, but think of the sitcom value and potential for starting WWIII!

>just a normal map

Nah, the EU is our modern Austro-Hungarian Empire.

changed some things
>Greater Israel
>Greater Serbia
>Russians in Ukraine
>Sudtirol to Austria
>Lorraine to Germany
>Partitioned Belgium with Independent Brussels
>Slightly Bigger Hungary
sorry I dont have omega autism

Stop making these shite maps.

I don't care about "le cultural differences". This is the perfect Europe when it comes to super-states. Except Greece. Greece had its chance. It will never be super.

You left part of Ostprussia in Soviet hands.

Are there ethnic Russians there now? Or is it still Polish/German/Baltic?

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garbage tier map

>Belgium
>mfw

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>le cultural differences
So you're just gonna leave all of the Ulster Scots to get swamped by the fucking micks?

I mean they're not even ethnic Irish. They're Scottish that moved over there hundreds of years ago.

The fucking Scottish Highlands are more Irish than Ulster is. I mean c'mon man.

There is no Belgium.

>Union with Balts

pls no

So is Finland more similar to other Nordic countries than it is Baltic countries now?

Why give ISIS anything?

Thanks for the land, goyim.
>0.0000000001 shekels have been deposited into your account.

t. actually jewish

>that grossgermaniums
EBIN
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yet we gave some good lessons in relations with other cultures in our old comics

>Israel is black

I don't think you understand...

Wait...
Don't tell me you gave the fertile crescent to a bunch of googles, jungle or sand variety?

Depends. We're not post-commies like Balts yet we're not exactly cucked either.

>has "Balkan Quarantine zone"
>Wants Macedonia
>Wants Turkbania

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Better Islamic than kike. Without the kikes they stirring up the nest they'd easily be crushed.

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I wonder how they measure all these "well being" scores.Seems 100% legit I might add I believe it 100%

It's a well known fact that Albania loves the USA

1/3 of Ulster is part of the Republic. Over half of NI is Irish.

Because you bombed white people for them and let them invade Kosovo.

There are like 40 different factors. Google it

Civ 5 doesn't count

My perfect Europe looks like this:

Each nation is separate and not at all linked.

Irish sovereignty is restored and respected, and Ireland is paid reparations for the years of unjust reparation.

Every one imprisoned, executed, or murdered for serving the righteous IRA movement is given reparations (or else their families receive reparations).

Poland is given respect for serving as a bulwark between the villainous Russians and the free Europeans.

And all niggers and muslims and jews in europe will be sent to the United States of America

>muh reparations
nope we don't want gibmedats. we just want to be left alone.

this

Shouldn't you be getting blown up at a marathon?

How about no.

>Turkish Cyprus

Green, Purple, Orange genocide Muslims.