ITT: Post your ideal girl

Monique from Better Off Dead is literal perfection

Rio Grande makes a good moat.

She needs a MAGA

Let's go over why she's the uberfraulein

>Australian accent
>red pilled female
>just enough crazy to probably be lots of fun irl
>surprisingly intelligent
>has actual hard shit in her life, just ask her about her brother
>sounds cute when she's raging
>I'm 90% sure she's a skinny blonde girl
And she doesn't know I exist or probably thinks I'm just a creep who comments on her video, but hey, she started upvoting my comments again!

I bet she has a brainless Chad boyfriend. That being said, I'd rather not imagine what a 6'2 muscular guy is doing to a peach the size of a fist.

that pic

I already think of her every day, even though I know she no longer gives a shit about me.

>I'm 90% sure she's a skinny blonde girl

correct

Boobs are too big

>female
>shortstack
>neet/hikikomori
>has brown hair with blinding bangs (bangs covering both eyes)
>likes cuddling
>favorite band is neutral milk hotel unironically
She probably doesn't exist and i'll die alone.

She has a video about cultural appropriation with a random white girl in a kimono, considering the anime eyes and causal knowledge of Cred Forums, she very well might be a weaboo and it wouldn't be a stretch to assume the white girl was her. Why not? It's a picture that's already accessible to her on her computer.

Also, I have other reasons but wouldn't post them in public. I wouldn't even want to accidentally dox her.

So yeah, if she is a skinny blonde girl she's basically perfect.
>muh romanticisation
Yeah, nah, red pilled girls deserve it.

You'd have died alone even if she existed

Most likely.

>tfw best girl didn't win