I'm dying Cred Forums!

not sure yet. we're still getting the basics figured out. We know I'm cancerous and its spreading.
I like to imagine that I'll at least make it to 2018.

I might get up and get the papers when im not drunk. currently staying with my mother (not on gibs dont worry) - and i'm definitely drunk right now. dont want her to see me drunk :^)

>I'm a transsexual
i hope you die a painful death

>Spain
I hope you die a Mexican death.

>duck
REEEEEE FUCK PHONE POSTING. KICK HIM IN THE DICK

Make it your will that people will look in your pol folder. redpill folks in death.
Have fun dying and if you haven't done some serious psychedelics in your life, do it.
Trump is obviously going to win, don't worry.

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Poor bait.

Wherever the hell you go, will you send us a sign? Even if you have to activate yellowstone as your ghostly right.

How was it diagnosed?

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>Cred Forums won't last forever
>you will forget this joke soon

why dont they just cut your ass off or rip your guts out and put you on iv food for the rest of your life, its better than dying from asscancer

You'll live you fucking faggot: The 5-year relative survival rate for stage IIIA rectal cancers is about 84%. For stage IIIB cancers the survival rate is about 71%, and for stage IIIC cancers the survival rate is about 58%.

Don't you die on us !

If this is true, then I honestly will spare a thought for you fellow pol/ack.

Take it easy brother.

May you live to see many more happenings.

>I'm a transsexual

Milo?

What kind of drugs you do you have access too as for your condition?
Are you gonna an hero or will you go hippie/natural way?

It's too early for a LARP thread.

I hope you will get cured from your disease.

Your taste in jewellery is shit tbqh

>mfw I shat pitch black tar with patches of bright red this morning
WHAT WERE THE INITIAL SYMPTOMS TELL ME
if lying, fuck off

>dying
>2018
quit being a bitch
go look in the mirror and smile, faggot

>become a nazi
>get cancer

lol

Stop eating so much spinach pies you greasy Greek

just stay here and you'll be okay
the cancer won't kill you. Instead it will take over your whole body and keep you alive forever
embrace it, it is who you are now

I have to agree! No idea why it automatically thought it was jewelry.

*Hearty chuckle*

I'd guess he'll be going through chemo + radiation and surgery afterwards.

youtube.com/watch?v=OLVWEYUqGew

OP is a butthurt faggot.

I feel bad for saying this, sorry op.

>forgetting tranny
You fucked up m8.

RIP OP.

Died from cancer and reckless faggotry.

Not exactly something I like talking about, but you have the initial symptoms.
Have you had the feeling of a full chest without swallowing anything? or have you been uh.. you know. repelling people? :^)

>actually literally dying from ass cancer
wew

Stop taking Turkish dick up the ass you Gayreek. Now pay denbts before you get that whole internal bleeding in the intestines/stomach thing checked out.

I had a cancer scare recently and had a colonoscopy but only found benign polyp. Anyway, I was wondering why more terminal people don't do kill sprees

Seriously tho, that sucks dude.

Hopefully kek gives you a peaceful passing.

>cause of death
>litteral butthurt

Wait wheres the fuckin leaf?
proxy-kun?

Is the cancer stage IIIA, IIIB or IIIC ?

Hi NSA!
It's actually in combination with a few tick bites, so I feel too weak to carry a gun right now. Not that I'd ever killing spree. :^)

How does one get colorectal cancer at that age?

atleast Spain is not ruled by a chimpancee, you fucking gay scum

stop lying to us, you're dying bc a nigger fucked your gay ass

You're not a nazi, you're just a gay motherfucker

its to late for that he would die soon. stage 1 or 2 sure. 3 is terminal aka lost cause. they dont even like to bother with chemo that late they just say i hope you have been paying into a life insurance policy for 2 years or more

also the story seems fake and ghey. i think its some faggy psyops

f

Do you think about what happens after death?

Fuck off, faggot. Fuck all the newfags replying without sage.

ANAL PENATRATION

Kek is going to transfer your cancer to hillary

sorry Texas, i love the nigger dick.

He either has genetic disposity towards it, Crohn
s disease, IBD etc. Normally colorectal cancer occurs only in people over 65. 75% of the cases to be exact. As you can see here, OP is very, VERY unlucky

fellow tranny here
god has a cruel sense of humour
I hope you live long enough to see Trump build wall if he gets in, or to die in the hellfire of WW3 if Hilary gets in

I never did have much luck in Hearthstone.
Isn't colorectal cancer what Totalbiscuit got?

no, im popeye

I always get the feeling of food getting stuck in my throat and I've been having painful acid reflux the last three months.
Repelling people? As in smells? A friend told me my breath smells like death today but I brush twice daily so I dunno...

All these memes condensed into a single post, A+ for effort my diaspora friend.

Have you considered that god punished you for being trans?

>I've been posting on Cred Forums for a few short months
Lurk moar, then come back.

It was an honest thought. Get cancer, kill enemies.

user I hope you live long enough to see America in its full glory

Take these digits with you, brother.

kek op is just dehydrated, move along

r-right op?

Well, pardon my language but I'll say it outright

Have you been very flatulent? That's like the biggest sign. The acid reflux is what I had for a while too.

It's funny cause they be dead soon

>As you can see here, OP is very, VERY unlucky
Collateral effects from HRT

OP you shouldnt have been a faggot, but that's what OPs are.

No :(
They put some morphine in because I was bitching about chest pains and stomach pains

Actually this is where you are wrong, stage 3 is curable, or at very least he can go into complete remission. He might end up with a colostomy bag though. But he'll most likely survive

being trans is punishment enough, believe me
working theory is that its punishment for a past life misdeed

May Kek grant you 72 virgin faggots in Kekland OP. InShadilay.

>tranny
>allowed in the kingdom of heaven

Just a friendly suggestion. You might want to put your tablet away, sign off the internet and get your affairs in order. Instead of attention gathering. That's what I would do, desu.

Hey user, so.. sucks about the cancer.

I think the DNC has some nefarious shit to pull in October against our God-Emperor. Don't worry though, we'll carry the torch until the last ballot is cast, and after that we'll usher in a golden age.

I'm not sure how long you have but.. if you don't make it that far, we'll do you proud.

Totalbiscuit's grandparent also had bowel cancer, so it was a clear case lf genetic inheritance.

idk my understanding of psychology and the human condition would lead me to believe that these are just body insecurities projected into the wrong thing.

is there a genetic marker for dysphoria?

Kek'd. Aussie shitposting is best shitposting.

Sucks OP. I hope they give you plenty of morphine.

Remember, Islam is the ultimate redpill. Unless you worship the allmighty creator then you are risking going to hell. At least if you don't want to worship the creator.

Are you strong enough to go out in a blaze of glory, OP?

how does it feel to know that you're not going to make it to 2020? shitty? btw how old are you?

Unfortunately my growing situation was pretty trash. Never met my grandparents/father. NO idea of their medical history.

this may sound weird but ur not the only one to come to Cred Forums in there last few weeks or what not i have a list of people i will one day put into stone as people who foght the good fight but didnt make it tell me your name and ill add you to the list 1st name no need for last unless u want that good luck man

Do a backflip!

Cont:

"Stage III colon cancers have spread to nearby lymph nodes, but they have not yet spread to other parts of the body.

Surgery to remove the section of the colon with the cancer along with nearby lymph nodes (partial colectomy) followed by adjuvant chemo is the standard treatment for this stage.

For chemo, either the FOLFOX (5-FU, leucovorin, and oxaliplatin) or CapeOx (capecitabine and oxaliplatin) regimens are used most often, but some patients may get 5-FU with leucovorin or capecitabine alone based on their age and health needs.

Your doctors may also advise radiation therapy if your surgeon thinks some cancer cells might have been left behind after surgery.

Radiation therapy and/or chemo may be options for people who aren’t healthy enough for surgery."

it was probably the hormone therapy or cheap fake baloney tits

you know OP, you do have a bright side.
Think of it this way, you know your gonna die much, much sooner than you anticipated.

So anything you might not have done because you didn't want to die... or ruin your life.. you could do know.

I won't suggest anything because that could be illegal.

But you could imagine the possibilities.

Turning 19 in 4 months. (Hopefully!)
1998/01/07

is it like a stabbing heartburn kinda feeling?

also may kek bless you

What were your biggest symptoms OP? My appetite has been 0 and i've been passing loose stools for months.

then why hasn't any been inside you? something doesn't add up here user

after a glass of cold milk extremely gaseous yes
looks like I might make an appointment with the gastro-enterologist soon.
Sorry about your condition friend, if nothing works I hope they give you lots of morphine at least.

they havent yet found one, but they are only now investigating the areas of the brain that are afflicted
and its common for trannyism to run in families, a lot of other trans people I know have brothers/sisters/mothers/fathers who are either trans or repressed.
personally, I suspect my dad was repressed.

You had me till transsexual.

Go out with a bang user kek wills it

Sorry OP. Hope you make the best of what's left.

It's a sad world we live in where boomers create a pill to keep your dick hard when you're too old to fuck but we can't prevent cancer.

i think it runs in families like abusive parents create abusive children

also its in thw water

>I'm a transsexual
Deserved it
Good luck reddit

I knew Cred Forums would be stuck on this.
Why does my non-consequential to the world choice in life mean I deserve death? That's pretty dark

Probably just IBD, Crohn's disease at worst. Your diet just might be off. The chances of you having cancer are almost 0% at your age. Unless you are 40 years old or something along those lines

Pls respond

>after a glass of cold milk extremely gaseous yes
Stop drinking milk and eating milk products man you have prob become lactose intolerant

Your death is non consequential to us.Why shouldn't be giving you replies then.Yet here we are.

Well by the sounds of it you gave yourself cancer with hormones and shit fake tits. So you deserve to die just like land whales. You dun goofed op I'm sorry you're a tranny I really am. Put yourself to good use and get a twitter or tumbler following. No one will accuse a dying tranny of privilege so you can say what you want and sjws will have to keep there fucking mouths shut.

if you knew Cred Forums would be stuck on it and it is non consequential why bring it up in a seperate post

hope you're right, but still my grandfather developed barrett's esophagus at around 35 so I better not take any chances.

We*

Why would you put in your head the idea that somehow your xy chromosomes were supposed to be xx? More likely that others put it into you, in both senses
You don't really deserve it, it's just banter

travel well frond. death is only the beginning

HRT != cancer
cancer in my rectum is totally separate of estrogen injections. That'd give me liver issues at most.

It was in the OP and I wasn't thinking about it. Can't edit OP

Yeah, better go check it out to get a peace of mind if you are concerned ! Best of luck to you user.

I don't really care desu. I've been on the other side and you are going to respawn somewhere and continue your journey.
Sure, you could have exploited this life better by being something better than a tranny attentionwhore, but hey. Better luck next life OP, see ya!

Youremail gonna die anyway, post face fampai

Italy has the sharpest edges.

I really don't understand, how Cred Forums fails to understand that gender dysphoria is a thing

Whatever just go argue with people about how you support Trump and Hillary is the devil. Die for a cause.

>thinks because it isn't on GIS it proves he is dying of cancer

your skinny little twink ass is probably in the hospital for a failed suicide attempt

>I wasn't thinking about it
>places :^) right next to it
you knew you were poking the beehive

not everyone thinks the treatment for gender dysphoria is conversion

Hillary isn't the devil because the devil doesn't exist.
I always told my mother that I don't blame Bill for cheating on her - She's an icy bitch. Too cold to be from hell if it does exist.

Do something breaking bad style instead of dying peacefully at home. Cause chaos as you go out of this world.

I don't if it's a matter we don't understand more a matter we don't care and find these people acting like they're magical unicorns rather than a bloke in a dress a bit fuck ridiculous.

well my arms are still slightly masculine and I wanted to be called the correct pronoun.. :(

>literal ass cancer

>I can die a happy woman (I'm a transsexual :^)) if I just survive all the way to the first presidential debate.

Keep telling yourself that, you'll be meeting him soon enough.

You got cancer nigga

Because it's not, it's just defining those people who think that their awkward autism is caused by some magical swap of dna

What is your 5-year prognosis according to your oncologist?

Take fish oil, lots of it. Mutivitamins.

Alright, well the alcohol and crying has made me tired. I'm gonna go to bed. Thanks for the kind words, britbong. :^)

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he doesn't have cancer user this is role play

Kill yourself.
But seriously, why did you even come on here? Why are you here? Why do you fuck
black people?

Yeah dude that'll cure his stage three ass cancer. Perhaps he could use some voodoo crystals too.

May I ask about your lifestyle? Your diet, activities, sleeping patterns - all leading up to the time you were diagnosed? I'm sorry you are going through this, but if there's a correlation that can be found in your habits and future cases, perhaps this could be prevented.

and maybe the cancer too

While your in life you may have been no one, in death you can still be remembered.

You can be the hero we need.

I'm just saying, if you're going to be checking out anyway, might as well make something of it.

See with that level of emotional manipulation you'll be a great shill for Trump.

Obviously diet and exercise have a huge impact on recovery, but the only thing that'll cure OP for sure is the chemo + radiation + surgery. Going for the "natural cures" will lead him/her only to an early grave. Like this genius:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3791323/Actress-26-dies-cancer-choosing-traditional-Chinese-medicine-treatment-painful-chemotherapy.html

God speed user, may you find the halls of your ancestors

>I can die a happy woman
The delirium is setting in.

Colon cancer can be gotten from anal.

I'm starting to think that way too, because the nig isn't answering my legitimate questions about his/her (w/e) case, only the trans-bs questions.

Bruh go to the doctor. Black tarry stool is generally a sign of bleeding father up the intestinal tract. Red blood means it's generally around the colon.

Literally butt cancer.
You sound a little butthurt.

>(Spreading!)
>cheeks?
>literally ass-blasted
>praise kek

Meth, Viagra, Weed, and all the hookers you can afford.... better to burn out then fade away

Lmao you're at the same level as muslims.

Poor fucker... Ass cancer. That's pretty funny/unfortunate

I suppose if you are going to die and shit post on the board, ass cancer is the way to go.

God speed you tranny cunt.

rip in pepperoni

>>>>>>>>>>there u go. it can be hard to find your way around here.

You are a leaf. You are a tranny, you are the cancer of this world. Just become one with the cancer and ascend to a higher plane.

Smoke weed bro. And also cannabis oil. Just fucking do it. it'll help with the ass pain and the oil will repair damage to your colon. Literally what do you have to lose? It's better than being drunk because alcohol will literally lower your ability to fight the cancer. You live I'm a weed legal state? If not just get some anyway. Cops can't put a corpse in jail, but if you get a few years in prison at least youll able to be alive to live it out and get back to being a free man.

Get some Kefir grains, ferment some full fat/natty/goats milk in there wait one day and drink the milk with added brown sugar (tastes like greek yogurt), place the kefir grains into a new jar with fresh milk and repeat. Get 5 on the go at once and drink 5 a day after the kefir has grown a bit, your tumor will go into remission. Works best when combined with any treatments your doctors give you.

Cannabis can help to alleviate the pain, yeah. But normal weed isn't nearly as strong to have any noticeable effect on the cancer itself. It can also help with your appetite when you're going through chemo. It'll probably make the nausea go even worse though

fake and gay

phoenix tears
RICK SIMPSON

kekspeed

He's going to die dude there's no need to pay money. Take it by force like a Google. By the time litigation starts he'll be dead

I will pray to Lord Jesus Christ for your survival and successful healing, OP.

177/109 isn't even a big deal in terms of hypertension especially in light of you having stage 3 cancer as you claim. If you showed up at any hospital because of that they would just send you home

If you were receiving treatment you would have a port not an IV

i was just watching a video today about someone who beat colorectal cancer, after being diagnosed at 27 and having lost a significant amount of weight...

youtube.com/watch?v=RfqTXm_DlwM

>post too many times as OP
>get cancer
Seems about right.

Oh wait it's a tranny. Better off yourself now you disgusting fuck. Enjoy eternal damnation. The pain only get worse and you will suffer forever

on the outside chance that you're serious and not trolling, it is my duty as a human being to tell you the following:

you're only "dying" if you truly believe that you're dying.

there is no reason to die from that. zero. your body can easily bounce back from not only stage 3 cancer, but stage 4. people do it all the time, and yet it never gets widespread attention, because very powerful organizations have a vested interest in people believing that such an illness is a near-guaranteed death sentence, absent "treatment" with the expensive poisons of Big Pharma.

search for "Youngevity colorectal cancer."

youtube.com/watch?v=laOWZNH8pD4

youtube.com/watch?v=ZoFlHuJuk_E

...and just keep searching. those are just a couple links to get you started.

i can personally vouch for this. this is NOT bullshit. you simply need to give your body what it needs, and it will heal itself. anyone who has ever had so much as a papercut has witnessed the body healing itself.

you can disregard this info if you want, but i have told you, and so my conscience is clear.

Fuck that, cancerfags need to go on a birch sap diet. Just eat birch sap, lots of it, couple that with an otherwise balanced diet of veggies, especially cruciferous ones, and kombucha if you can find a decent supplier. For protein you can do steak or whatever, but cottage cheese and certain protein-high beans are also decent alternatives. Just don't eat the processed garbage most people do, and consume a lot of birch sap on top of everything else!

I didn't know you were a transsexual hillary

>dying of literal ass cancer
10/10 would cancer again

stage 3 can still be cured though

i have been lurking this thread. just brushed my teeth and getting ready to nap. just wanted to say that you are a genuinely good person. may whatever god you believe in bless you, sir. you are truly better than the rest of Cred Forums.

and with that, off to bed. I hope I don't choke on my vomit while I sleep :D!

no, he needs to eat only milk, it's what baby calves eat and they are cancer free despite all the chemicals

OP, drink 4 gallons of milk per day and you will be fine.

How would Crohn's or other IBD go undiagnosed if it is on a level it can cause cancer? I really don't buy OP's "I never shoved anything up my ass" thing.

Did you have any known health problems before? Except the tranny syndrome of course.

Here's something you can laugh on

This is the worst blartpost I've ever seen, you should kill yourself for saving it and if you made it, may Kek have mercy on your soul.

the nature took care of you, at least you won't be forced to suicide yourself because of your mental illness

>I'm a transsexual
>i have cancer
jesus , i wonder why

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>I'm a transsexual
Kill yourself now. The cancer won't work fast enough.

may kek heal you,may kek nurture you,may kek save you.
earthmother watch over us.

FUCKING CANCER GET OFF Cred Forums REEEEE

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Nah, activated almonds are the philosopher's stone. Instant immortality!

>mental illness is heritable
what a shocker

That could be a Ford commercial.

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Go back to \b\ fag

PRAISE KEK

>god of chaos
>healing
pick one

>I always get the feeling of food getting stuck in my throat and I've been having painful acid reflux the last three months.
>Repelling people? As in smells? A friend told me my breath smells like death today but I brush twice daily so I dunno...

Tonsil stones

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>posting and shutting up the board instead of lurking
>"I'm a newfag :D"

I know this is probably a CIA honeypot thread for who the fuck knows why, but on the off chance you are real and this is legit I just want to say:

I'm glad you have cancer. Die soon.

Maybe he will cure him chaotically?

Muslims are killing your LGBT friends.

You have ass cancer.

Theres only one way to go out, friend. As allah tells them they will be saved if they repent with bloodshed, these repeating digits will give you redemption if you take a mosque full of heathens with you.

This I had mine remove
Pic related
Would do it agian

The power of Kek says you're a lying fuck, OP.

God bless you user and trump will win

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The b is for bargain!

fucking kill some lefties on the way out you gigantic faggot