Brit/pol/ - Hertfordshire Fascism Edition - Beds and Bucks can come too sub edition

Question time with Mogg at 22:45, This Week with are nige at 23:45.

>Illegal immigrants arrested escaping refrigerated lorry on M1
express.co.uk/news/uk/713425/M1-migrants-lorry-arrested-northbound-Bedfordshire

>Foreign Office minister Alan Duncan insulted Boris Johnson as he claims the current Foreign secretary never wanted Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/22/foreign-office-minister-alan-duncan-insults-boss-boris-johnson-a/

>Calais refugee children abandoning plans to reach UK
theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/22/calais-refugee-children-abandoning-plans-to-reach-uk

>UKIP prepared for early election, says Diane James
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37440219

>Government 'committed' to Alan Turing gay pardon law
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37436417

>Naked Nigel, the God Kek and modern politics
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37431509

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/22/sex-ban-man-john-oneill-no-longer-on-24-hour-notice/
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/53y1wi/a_redditor_was_arrested_and_fined_for_an/?sort=controversial
bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/adam-curtis-hypernormalisation
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years'_War
twitter.com/AnonBabble

For Rhodesia

FIRST NIGE

First for Dancing Nigel.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wt0QP6h_LPc

Sorry for shilling, but last reminder that there's some new OC if anyone is interested:

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stevenage reporting in

what keeps you going lads, going through a bit of a rough patch atm

Who /Norman/ here?

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Story time.

First for Brexit and British independence

noice mate

For Green Leader

Your tears, European tears, lefty tears, worldwide tears at our island rekking them.

The usual.

Britswede reporting in

>89911671

Ehh, apart from shit getting set on fire it's pretty nice here. Women are top tier for sure.

nothing much just don't know why i should carry on being alive

My parents did a lot for me, the least I can do is make them proud

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/779008029505101824

LEAVING IN JANUARY LADS

Post waifus

Which flag hates us the most on Cred Forums?

Affordable beer.

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Is fascism the only realistic solution to our country's problems lads?

For noble england.

Lads when I get rid of my BBC Licence how am I going to watch QT / This Week?

What are the rules if you watch a cast not in real time? Say 5 or even 30mins after it started?

Lads are we really using the term google and skype now?

it seems like a good idea but idktbqhdesu

Eastern euros mad we're taking their gibs

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Americans.

They don't understand we don't all buy into their gung-ho """alt-right""" overused memefest and find it baffling.

She kinda reminds me of an old friend in his picture, spoopy.

Ireland or Argentina I reckon

Yes.

Haven't seen a friendly Austrian.

Most other flags will have an occasional dickhead or two, but there are usually a few okay ones as well.

Eh?

How do you react if someone talks politics in work? Keep quiet? Echo the dominant opinion? Sperg out?

>one day you will have to advance en masse into a London that has been under mass bombardment
>you will see skyscrapers collapsed in on each other
>you will have to fight across a debris filled thames
>you will have to go grenade first man second into the london underground with bayonets and flashlights fixed
>you will have to machinegun insurgents using women and children human shields

>having a 3d waifu

Holy fucking shit

Gotta be the Eastern European shit holes that rely on EU gibsmedat. They have been so fucking butthurt lately it's actually amazing and has replenished my tears bottles (I was running low).

Why should you carry on being alive? Weigh up what you have in your life that you deem a worthy reason to carry on living. If you can't come to a conclusion then you should throw yourself in front of a speeding train or swallow it and stop dwelling in self pity, it does you no favours.

>Wasn't going to get beers tonight because trying to cut back
>Remember QT is on tonight
>Only way I can make it through it is with alcohol

What do lads?

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Can't help but talk about it. It's the only interesting topic of discussion. 99% of the time they'll be talking about dull boring everyday bullshit instead. Gotta engage the normies while you can.

Brit/pol/ should start making an effort to rip BBC shit from iPlayer and upload it to a JewTube alternative so that lads who neck their license can watch it without the BBC packet sniffer vans finding them out.

if you're feeling it do it, if not don't, the normie reactions people have posted have been pretty funny though

Don't think I'm going to survive uni lads. I started with high hopes but now I'm alone in my room drinking cheap beer.

Curry though?

National Socialism actually.

>Not having one for each level of dimension

lads im so scared i dont want to be arrested for meming on reddit

The political pendulum has reached it's height at the left. Either it's let go now or it's pushed even higher. The longer we push left, the further to the right it will swing.

COT!

Hmm not sure it will do what people want.

That said if people start thinking 'nigger' everytime someone says 'google' toplel

As in this post...

>Indeed. This is how you win information wars. They thought it would be easy to attack Pepe. Well, retribution is turning the meme machine on them and fucking with their priceless brand image. If Google itself becomes a racist derogatory term and it becomes widespread, pol will have inflicted billions of dollars in economic damage. Maybe these companies will think twice before throwing their lot in with SJWs. Right now, many are economically blackmailed into supporting degeneracy to avoid losing customers. But if pol fucks with their brand, they could lose even more.
>This is about a counter offensive in the market place to undercut corporate support for leftist policies and agendas. Cut the money supply and their efforts dry up.
>Memes like this are economic dirty bombs.

Pic related

Not doing to good myself but you can always keep your head high. Get up early, do some exercise, eat a good meal and listen to some patriotic music.

Make yourself want to live.

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37431509

My sides

I'm not understanding.

>Why should you carry on being alive? Weigh up what you have in your life that you deem a worthy reason to carry on living. If you can't come to a conclusion then you should throw yourself in front of a speeding train or swallow it and stop dwelling in self pity, it does you no favours.

i'll see what i can do

I'd share my opinion and back it up. Invariably that would end in them saying "wow user I hate it when you drag politics into it" in forfeit.

Can't wait

There used to be a brit/pol/ website which streamed live BBC1 and 2

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZD0ZN2b3Ec

this terrified 4 year old me, kek.

Lads, someone on here posted new Birmingham city buildings yesterday. Anyone got the picture?

What year are you in? If it's not doing anything for you drop out, lad. I wasted 5yrs of my life in Uni. BUT make sure you have an alternative plan in mind. Don't just dropout and become a full time NEET.

google blocking racist slurs, use google and skpye for jews and niggers, google cant block them self

>Lads are we really using the term google and skype now?

Yes but only on social media and shit.

There is no need to spam Cred Forums with this, it's only a day old and it gets on my nerves already.

will I ever meet a nice girl who likes me without having to hide my powerlevel

broswe the google pay the rubble

A forced fucking meme and reeks of r/the_donald.

No

>rip
>stream

I'd like to do it above board and all that chaps if at all possible.

Mind you if you stream with a delay is that allowed under the new rules?

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Not straight away, no. You'd probably have to ease her in to your views.

you can't just use something like this?

robssatellitetv.com/watch-bbc-1-live-online-stream-watch-uk-tv-free.htm

you can see right in this thread even with all the spam people don't know about it, it's needed for now

AND I SAY TO YOU THAT BRITAIN CAN STILL BE GREAT TODAY, FOR BRITAIN UNITED IS INDOMITABLE AND IRRESISTIBLE, MY BROTHER BLACKSHIRTS, WHAT SAY YOU?

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I think as long as you pay your tv license you can legally watch it anywhere.

Fuck off you stupid fucking Google Skype

Coming home and getting comfy after work every day. If I didn't have Cred Forums and vidya to distract me I would have crashed a long time ago.

Mate i dunno what people found so scary about him... I loved the blobster as a kid.

Fields of the Nephilim?

I'm not a hardcore 14/88 sperg but I know from experience that I can't be with anyone who doesn't at least have some semblance of conservative principles
am I asking for the moon here because I feel like I am

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Well I thought of that, but the vast majority of sites like that that I've come across have been super low quality, laggy as a fuck and riduculously resource heavy for shitty laptops. That one though I've not come across before and completely renders my point moot. Very nice.

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They're onto us. Had to stifle my laughter at work when I was reading this today.

it was the 'evil blobby' in that episode that scared me. that aside, i liked him, kek.

Anyone here got their dick wet recently? I'm in the process of hooking up with a girl on tinder but she might has diseases and shit.

The girl you're looking for exists, it's your job to find them.

been using it for a while, it was 3rd result on google for bbc streaming when I first searched

18 years dry and counting lad. Feels bad.

My gf is full on "redpilled" (hate that term) and browses Cred Forums. She's a girl so she just goes on /cgl/ though. It's not impossible m8. There are probably girls in this thread right now.

I can't believe how fast things are moving this year. think back to what a maelstrom of leftist degeneracy 2015 was. what a time to be alive

Haven't had a wet dick since uni lad. Extremely good at jacking off at this stage.

youtube.com/watch?v=JDf2G1vyNX8

They`re out there, I worked with one.

Pic? let us help you judge.

Yeah I want to get rid of my license.

Steady on there lad, don't get your knickers in a twist.

you have a dieases enabling digital relationships. take your whore self to the closist cliff and jump

Noice fucking song lad.

Would absolutely love a CANZUK union tbqh

had sex once when I was 20, now 26

Eastern Europe, Ireland, Argentina and >not even a real country

Regional results I guess, pretty much everything from a google search is official BBC shit for me.

Chairman chink looks a bit like Rodrigo Duterte tbqh

>Poles will never stop being pissy with us
Guaranteeing them independence was a mistake.

What are we drinking tonight lads? johnnie walker green here.

lol. I knew mohammed wants to see a pic. if I make a breakthrough with her tonight ill post pics but i wont be a rat and post them now.

Are you 18?

I haven't had sex in ages. 2 week dry spell ffs

I had loads of sex before I was 19, now I'm 24.

Surely that must be worse than never having had sex in the first place?

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First year, law. Already did a retarded degree and this time I have to make it work. I hate the culture though, everyone's a right on PC nut.

Fuck of m80.

I can nut in 2 mins but i prefer the real thing.

Life is suffering

britanon in south africa here

i just bought a cadburys chomp in woolworths

feels like 1995

Been meaning to ask, never got to fuck a british girl. Is the moaning weird in a british accent? I've always been curious.

wtf i love censorship now

Cape?

>have numerous chocolate bars available
>buy a chomp

youtube.com/watch?v=v8JxrYdoyZc
youtube.com/watch?v=v8JxrYdoyZc
youtube.com/watch?v=v8JxrYdoyZc

I wonder where Lloyd Nash is now?

well not if you're british

>Being on Cred Forums
>having sex

Pick one

only girl I fucked was hungarian so I wouldnt know lad

bloody hell they still have woollies in SA? well you learn something new everyday.

wtf is that? wafer chomp?

You living there or just gathering intelligence?

All progress stopped in SA in 1994.

you can watch it here lads
filmon.com/tv/bbc-one

Right lads... Britain's done, Europe's done, it's all done. I'm sorry

Our civilisation is in it's stage of decay and death

Something else must form and rise from it's ashes

We can only hope that we learn from the past

joburg

i looked but i couldn't see any freddos

checkem

Post pics of SA. Why you there?

I have a girlfriend lad

I grew up in Essex, slappers all around me and still couldn't get laid. Feltbadman.

At the same time i couldn't help but think my teeth would grind if i had to hear them moaning in that accent...

Not like i could imagine a posh british accent being much better... or a west country accent... or welsh...

God no wonder it never worked out for me if i sperg thinking about shit like this...

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/22/sex-ban-man-john-oneill-no-longer-on-24-hour-notice/

>Man ordered to give police 24-hour notice before sex has order lifted

>Figures, obtained through a Freedom and Information (FOI) request, show 51 Sexual Risk Orders have been issued in 30 force areas, with the youngest recipient being just 17.

>The data comes as a judge has ruled that IT consultant John O’Neill no longer has to notify police 24 hours before he has sex.

How would any fucking idiot think shit like this is workable i don't even fucking know. Much less how it is justifiable.

Lads...

desu British girls are mostly trash. Don't get me wrong, they're a good fuck but some of their make up. Jesus christ. They put on layers and layers and layers.

The classy girls take ages to crack.

This feels like a Cred Forumsjob.

Lads apparently our police go after blacks more than whites. Thought racism was over what's happened to this country?

SAVAGE TORY CUTS

wtf i love immigration now

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

I see. that is quite unfortunate now isn't it. I suppose its time to dust off the old pith hat and bring civilization (and real ale) to the darker regions of the earth.

I'm in third year next week. Every day I think about ending it.

>tfw went out with my parents today
>tfw yelled at them and sperged out after they were pressuring me (or so it seemed)
>tfw wanted to vomit with anxiety
>tfw haven't said a word to them in hours
>tfw on citalopram and just want to hang myself

Bad times desu.

JUST

I once knew a guy that lost getting a boner because he did jelqing techniques to get a bigger dick. literally ripped tissue.

DON'T JELQ lads.

>Lads apparently our police go after blacks more than whites. Thought racism was over what's happened to this country?

Because niggers commit more crime than whites. Niggers still cry racism because they can't figure out that whites and other humans don't do as much crime.

Or if they do, it's not violent muggings, stabbings, shootings etc..as much as niggers.

why do we share a country with these tyrannical cucks?

just b urself

Ehh, at the time i thought that's what i was into seeing as it was everywhere around me.

Found a Swedish girl now and honestly would never go back to hunting for Essex birds. Punching way above my weight.

Why have a girlfriend when you have freddo frogs?

I was telling you to fuck of m80 because you waltz in here and start banging on about how you haven't had sex in ages.

>2 weeks

You smug fucker you.

can we keep reddit posts on reddit please ok thanks

Makes me happy anonymous sites such as this exist
NIGGERS

There's no immigration where we're going lad

>being retarded
The population grew exponentially in that time. They spent more overall but less per capita.

>why do we share a country with these tyrannical cucks?

Honest to fuckery, these cunts don't understand the importance of free speech, and that included freedom of expression. It's one of the things the American founding fathers got right.

Based moggy and blairite totty on question time

Why is he calling people 'loonies'?

Is he victimising people with mental illness?

You should report him.

how true are the Cred Forums memes about sweden?

You're showing your class

>mfw I have both

21 KHHV here. Can't even look at a couple without wanting to cry. Or make eye contact with women for more than a second.

someone on brit/pol/ is finally right.

Did you ever stick a Freddo in her cunt and call it toad in the hole?

Feminism everyone.

Sounds a bit gay tbqh
Just treat them like you`d treat a guy.

Bells. I hate it, but it was cheap.

Shit gets set on fire a lot around here, and there are a lot of immigrants from the MENA areas, but thankfully i live in a small town, so shit never escallates past that.

Now the big cities... Fuck me, Legit scared to let my wife go into stockholm alone sometimes.

Post of the thread.

i don't think it's really the same chain as uk woolworths was (although they do call it "woolies" too). it's a bit more upmarket, more like M&S

like the woolies, it's not the same as the UK chomp. in fact this whole experience has been a mere facade of nostalgia

working here for a bit. running a course for a bunch of fresh university graduates.

Good one lad

kek

>met this half welsh half anglo online
>he's fervorously anti-brexit
>convince him through international guilty he's cucking himself out of existance
>he ends up agreeing to vote on ukip and to leave (he's from Wales)
>turn him into a nativist
>mfw

That's the problem

I'm shit at interacting with men too. And that doesn't help me with flirting, whatever the fuck that is.

Speaking from experience lad, practice on your parents/relatives/people you already know. It's a piece of piss in the end and you'll wonder why you ever struggled with it.

thank god for small towns

Nope.

If you want a grill, just work out, be funny and be confident.

That simple.

How is it in SA? niggers ruining everything?

>The population grew exponentially in that time.
>grew exponentially
>exponentially

Really made me think.

Baileys. Saved my bottle from the Brexit vote for my late nan. Was a good night, lads.

That's what made me laugh the most about the vote... Since when were the Welsh so fucking nationalistic?

I know right? May Brexit deliver us.

Used to love laughing at Sunday Sport headlines with my friends. Never quite figured them out. Is it satire? Is it just buy-bait?

Is your wife a qt blue eyes blonde hair big boobs amazing sex drive does anal give 2 hour blow jobs?

good lad

Should I be scared lads? SWIM posted this from a work PC and don't know if I'll be hunted down like some kind of non-leftie redditor? Could SWIM claim their wifi was hacked?

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>give us three interesting facts about yourself

Starting second year next week

Only just realising that I'm two years away from having to use my fairly limited degree (non-Oxford PPE) to get a decent job.

Bricking it tbqh, maybe I can use the time to come up with some kind of entrepreneurial spark that'll set me up for life. Yeah, think I'll cling onto that pipe dream for the time being.

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Why is that Brazillians seem to be among the most pro-Brexit foreigners? Top lad.

could e worse (jim beam).

good choice lad.

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Practice what? I can't handle girls, relationships, flirting etc. It's just impossible for me. I barely even bother talking to anyone any more. Shame I don't live in the US so I could just put a shotgun shell in my head.

I see, thanks for clarifying that mate.

>I like Nigle Farage

>I enjoy frog memes on the internet

>My name is Hugh Mungus

I get nervous when answering simply questions
I often give incomplete answers

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SWIM is the most retarded thing I've ever seen
used to see it all the time on drugs forums etc
surely these people don't really believe it absolves them of anything

>mfw i'm supposed to be in third year next week

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Eye contact. Forgot to quote.

>No, you.
Always wanted to try that out for a giggle.

Yes on qt, blue eyes, blonde hair, big boobs

Sex drive could be better but i can't complain too much. No Anal though, figured i could live without it or convince her otherwise one day.

HUGH MUNGUS WOT?

>That's the problem
I agree, it's no point telling you to be yourself, when yourself is shit.

Bit of advice, nerves is due maining to wanking. i'm not even fucking joking. Don't wank for about a week, see for yourself.

2, lay of the sugar. Wholegrains, fruit, and that's it. Sugar messes with your testosterone.

3, Realize that if a woman isn't insterested in you, you shouldn't be interested in her, why waste time chasing ghosts? Realize that there are women, just like there are men that love to string people along for attention, realize this, and cut it off, fast.

KEEP REDDIT POSTS ON REDDIT WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM

Link to the reddit page, please?

Because we have dirty germans pushing socialist agendas here as well.

>tell us about yourself
>Why are you so quiet
>Why don't you go out

Gas all normies

Me names`s user and I really like Nige, Mosley and Enoch.

You think it's bad now, wait until you graduate

I guess it's american as even shulgin had to write his manuals as fantasy stories

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/53y1wi/a_redditor_was_arrested_and_fined_for_an/?sort=controversial

It's relevent, laddo.

I did nofap before for months. Useless. I don't chase women anyway. Too useless to even do that

Meant to link

Do you reckon Germans are the most hated group of people in the West?

This is literally terrifying.

inb4 OP switches to brietbart infowars order order websites

>alt right shills fuck off

I've just started a new job in the public sector. Is my out of work activity (ie Internet use) more closely monitored now? Should I be more careful with where/what I post? No social media accounts anymore, so that's out of the question. Not sure if it's a paranoid thought or a legitimate one tbqh.

Honestly considering offing myself before I graduate. My mum got annoyed when I sperged out when she asked me my graduation date.

Then it's probably your diet, i stay off dairy because of the shit that ends up in the fats. Sugar is a bitch, have to stay off that crap aswell.

"My name is user and I'm an Alcoholic . . .oops wrong meeting"

I've done this a few times, it raises a few laughs and breaks the ice.

I'm glad there are other people who recognise how different Germans are to them. Not saying Germans aren't great people, but they are very different and strange. Don't like their way of running things.

Thanks

Central or local government?

disagree, germans need to be exterminated for the good of europe

Central.

>bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/adam-curtis-hypernormalisation
Get hype for Curtis' next docukino.

Also, who enjoyed pic related?

I'll try cutting out dairy and sugar then

>mfw even those who don't think this particular case should be illegal still argue that it is sometimes acceptable to prosecute someone on "Hate Speech" grounds

There is no hope for these people

WW1 and WW2 were civil wars.

>Had weeks to prepare for job interview
>Did absolutely NO PREP
>Morning of interview had to literally youtube how to tie a tie because I'm that much of a manchild fuck up in his 20s
>Sweating my arse off before interview
>Lukewarm start, mentions that some EU regs coming out soon are going to change the industry in Europe (Cyber Security)
>Ask about Brexit - he also mentions he's from Belgium
>Spot his scorn - see an opportunity
>Use the rest of the interview to shit all over Brexit/Brexiteers using extensive knowledge on it I acquired from both sides (rather than my job role) which he enjoys so much he hires me on the spot - skipping the need for a second interview

Should I feel bad?

Operate under the assumption that any device that you didn't build and install yourself and isn't constantly secured is monitored. This is also true for private portable devices (tablets/phone etc.) that you leave unattended.

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Depends how senior you are, I highly doubt you're being tracked in any meaningful way considering you have no social media accounts.

Fuck you talking about, cunt?

But they don't even make curry poo in loos do.

These are the kinds of people who will also protest against the DPRK. They don't realise that they are the harbingers of a Western DPRK.

Be careful, then.

Better to be safe than sorry. Which department, if you don't mind me asking?

nah.

>Should I feel bad?

No you were smart, gotta keep it up though, don't let your colours show.

>WW1 and WW2 were civil wars.
Reminds me of an old quote.
"All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers".

Nah.

Tbh now I think of it, if Germany didn't exist, which European nations would hate each other?

Literally none.

>memes
>anime
>nige

"The 'right' to sell golliwogs is not something we should be fighting for in 2016", says the Grauniad.

>being a swarmy manipulative cunt to get ahead
You did good, laddo. The manipulative mind always has an extra arsenal of diplomacy over the rest.

you now live a lie, be careful

I'm doing second year again lad, and I want to throw myself off the White Cliffs. Just fuck my shit up tbqh famm.

If you're genuinely anti-Brexit then neck yourself, though I assume you're not. Nah, don;t feel bad. You played the right move.

What food do Durka Durkas eat? Falafels are nice but I think all religions in Lebanon etc eat them.

Gotta do what you gotta do

Yes

In what way are nu-liberals actually liberal?

Carlsberg. I have actually sunk that low.

Hired.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years'_War

>tfw fun housemates to play vidya with who are pretty redpilled
feelsgoodman

>Morning of interview had to literally youtube how to tie a tie

Did your school not have ties? What the fuck

Not willing to specify department, but it's Civil Service ofc.

>we shouldn't be fighting for rights
Negative rights arguments are THE fucking cancer

Russia and Ukraine/Baltic States
Serbia and Bosnia/Albania/Kosovo

Our issue with the germs is that they form the major ancestry of the three states in the south (Rio Grande do Sul, Santa Catarina and ParanĂ¡).
Even though SC and PR are pretty based RS is complete commie cancer and voted on socialist fucks in 4 out of the last 5 elections.

They are also responsible for our meme communist candidate, Luciana Genro (pic related)

My school had mandatory clip on ties. Apparently people kept strangling each other.

there worryied someone will try and tell them how to make cheese on toast.

Damn mate I couldn't bear another year in the hellhole called uni. I just want to graduate and run away to a forest or comfy Commune or something

Good luck - and as I say - don't take the chance.

I work in local government so things are a little more relaxed but even so I don't have any social media accounts and never post publicly on Facebook.

i don't have any good pics to show yet. i haven't really been anywhere interesting since i've been here. i plan to do some tourist stuff soon.

it's a strange place and no mistake. there's a huge aspirational black middle class who want to get on but then there are plenty of layabouts who just want to stand around all day. i've got some of them on my course. the boys are without a doubt stupider and lazier than the girls, most of whom want to have a bit of a career and be able to buy nice clothes and stuff.

i haven't really seen any of the truly shitty stuff because i'm staying in a nice area but there's a guy staying at the same hotel as me who sets off about the same time each morning. we say hello while we're waiting for our cars to turn up. mine is an ordinary car, his is a big fucking armoured Hummer with blacked out windows. he just said he has to pass through "a rough area".

All the good Germans fled to Argentina, I`m sorry lad.

ghetto school

Bulmers, despite the fact they made the bottles smaller like the kikes they are.

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Holy shit this is fucking terrifying t b h.

>you can sell dildos to kids but you can't sell a doll with a black face

Britain died in 1945.

>redpilled
Yeah I'm in Canterbury, they're all bloody do-gooders except for one bloke I met today. Nice guy, shame he's catholic.

Taffy pricks... Pretty sure Welsh national pride is getting shitfaced and wishing you were as popular as the Irish.

Are the ANC incompetent? Will the EFF or DA gain power in the future?

Rude. Although I'll admit the drinking culture in Wales is horrendous.

I know mate. Get a gf it's great.

I've been with mine for 7 years. Would marry but I'm only 21.

Not really, hit up any antiques shop and they're easy to find.

>Are the ANC incompetent?

Does the pope shit in his funny hat?

Surprisingly not completely off point for a BBC article. Kek moves in mysterious ways

I generally avoid politics discussions completely. The closest I'll get to revealing my true opinions is playing doubles advocate.

I am but I wanted this job. In my current workplace my boss (you can probably guess by now I'm from London) literally was close to tears on morning of June 24th. I had to go to the toilet to control myself bursting out in laughter.

No. They introduced uniforms with ties in my secondary years after I left.

I think sort of curryish things tbf, I get the impression they like food quite dry. Falafels are basically dessicated onion bhajis with some kind of herb I don't like added, but if you like them munch away. Can they be eaten with things to make them nice?

On a related note can I eat pic related if it expired on the 19th??

I'm English. Insulting the Welsh is par for the course. It's not like they'd have the bollocks to try for independence like the Scots, anway.

He jew'd the goys m8, not bad at all

I also only had sex once when I was 17, this was 7 years ago. Its certainly a strange feel. it often reminds me of how pathetic I am, I try not to think about it too much.

>Leafs
not welcome desu
>please be my ai gf

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>There's no such thing as freedom of speech in this country

Craft beer

If you're lucky and can compete against hundreds of applicants for one job position you will get a cushy grad job. If not, you will get a wagecuck tier job doing something you hate with no chance of promotion.

UKC? what year are you in and what are you studying?

She's got a face like she just had a whiff of a pissy rag

He's not wrong, you either have freedom of speech or you don't

The redditors supporting it, ugh.

All i can say is MAKE OF ME A MARTYR GCHQ. THERE ARE MILLIONS MORE PATRIOTS AND YOU CANNOT ARREST ALL OF US. YOUR TIME WILL COME.

Anyone here like the Portillo railway stuff?

***NEW THREAD***

Migrate when ready

>Inb4 5 posts early

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>tfw people years younger than you have had sex

Things that make you go REEEE

5 posts early

I'm thinking about going into the RAF as an Officer tbqh.

Kent Uni yeah, first year, and law. Plz don't be one of those internet stalkers mum warned me about.

>tfw fascist
>tfw support complete freedom of speech aside from media publishing complete lies

How did it happen? I've thought about just fucking a prostitute and hanging myself afterwards, seems a good way to go

Kill me

Officer seems demanding

yeah exactly

really makes one ponder

wish i had an ipa right now

i think nobody really likes the government here. i heard a radio show the other day where some minister for utilities was trying to tell the presenter how great everything is but they did a phone-in and literally every caller was laying into the minister about power cuts, water shortages etc. pretty much the same as anywhere in the world i guess.

they had local elections here a few weeks ago and although the ANC still got a majority overall it was the first time they lost control of some key urban areas including Joburg. the DA are becoming a sizeable opposition. the EFF are a fringe.

How close to being a wizard are you?

If you launch a coup, maybe we can talk business