Redpill me on Burning man

Eh, I don't really see how that changes it much, sure there are charges and it will take some effort to hide your weed from the security, but it's probably still really cool.

>Wild gooogles
What's that.

It's a place to be free. You can do whatever you want and no one imposes rules on you. The only rules are "bring abundance of goods and experiences and share it freely" and "don't hurt anyone"

you can go get drunk and naked in the daytime and sperg out about the jews and people might not like it but they can't say you have to stop because ANYTHING GOES

overrated nowadays

go to the regional burns for more real experience

>it looks pretty lit
can you shut the fuck up with your shitty pop culture MTV lingo?

not even people in fucking southern california talk like that

for fucks sake

just shut the fuck up

Wow, so much order considering they are hippies

>it looks pretty lit
gtfo and go somewhere else if you want to talk like a filthy google

>What's Cred Forums's opinion on burning man? Apart from the hippie libs, it looks pretty lit. have any of you been there?
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>Some videos:
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>youtube.com/watch?v=bfPdFzkPqmU
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>youtube.com/watch?v=OgEZfn84j-Y
I go to a festival called bass coast. it's capped at 3000 people and they put a lot of effort in to it. the country festival on the same grounds leaves a pile of shit everywhere, but the land owners praise Bass coast for their cleanliness

>hippys
spoiled spoiled brats who talk about Communism and eveil american converatives while being the most privileged fucks on the planet.
yeah I'd like to be able to afford not to work because I live in a rich capitalism country and hang around wearing cheap goods from all over the world and being protected by a military thats paid for with capitalism. Most privileged fucks around.
things you will find at burning man:
;a blowjob tent, where women invite random men in for a blowjob, smoke crack, give them blowjob and keep them out.
;orgy tent fermenting super aids
;rape
;naked people walking around
;murder
;drugs
;drug fueled murder
;drug dealers
;people ODing, they spin this as 'dehydrytion'
;new drug compounds
by the second day everyone is hung over and hungry and smelly and sleep deprived. which makes them short tempered and weak willed.
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Don't be fooled. You might think it's some hippy-sc pagan good mood happy place.
it's not. The first and last reason 95% of people go there is for the drugs. the other 5% are their for the sex, but only the drugies are inibrited enough to sleep around

Jesus, I used the term ironically. fuck.

depends if you like shitty EDM, if yes you would enjoy it.

Degenerate.

Its burning down a MAN. Do I have to explain everything to you misogynistic racist cisscum?

You live in India, you probably make a $1 an hour. Nobody cares what you have to say.

gas yourself.

Nice edge there m8

kek. Why don't you let the UK take you back over India? We will keep you safe from the mudslimes.

> A PARKING LOT INNADESERT
only an uhmericunt would think this is a good idea.

I heard it's fairly well regulated, I wouldn't be so sure about some of the shit you said here, I was just thinking about smoking some weed, maybe having sex once, walking about enjoying the views and then going to Las Vegas.

>5-10 years ago
Was the dying breath of the counter-culture, pretty much full of the usual mix of people just there for drug and pussy, and a small mix of red-pills assembling to prototype a life without government.
>Now
Less of both groups, this doesn't happen anymore, you think rich people are going to be OK with lowclass drug dealers and such about?

Fuck this degenerate hippie horseshit.

>degeneracy is lit, bro! xD

Go back 2 reddit

Burning Man is a clever way for Jews to get their sheep to practice satanic/pagan rituals in broad day light and practice/worship hedonism.

really think about it and look at how they are laid out. Looks like a ritual to me.

And before you call me tinfoils, note that I don't believe in the shit, but these Bohemian Grove people are insane and believe in it, so I really wouldn't put it past them to try and get people to participate willingly in rituals like Burning Man, where tons of teen girls lose their virginity and fags do drugs and have orgies.

you can't keep yourself safe from the mudslimes

Completely ruined when it became known by mainstream society.

if you don't know their are lowkey drug dealers at burning man you are blue pilled as fuck on burning man

>it looks pretty lit
What does pretty lit mean?

Google-speak

Is it true the wack booths in porn shops in Nevada have hidden cameras of the orgy tent?

I hope so

Pic is of same turkroach symbol used by Shriner free masons and other occult societies

Well I can, I live in a country house and I have guns. The Northerners and chavs can't.

When I see such a large crowd of degenerates in one spot in the middle of the desert, I cant help but think how awesome it would be to just drop an atom bomb on them.

>Japan.

Been there

You sit in a hot tent and be miserably hot and dusty then freeze at night for several days with drunks and wierd dudes who show off the crazy shit they built like a gravity powered wooden roller coaster track with a cart made out of a car seat

Or you come across hidden steam punk museums and colonial British safari themed bars.

Then on Friday, rich, clean beautiful celebrities and rich fucks show up to have their professional photos taken in the deep playa and spend their nights in air conditioned accomodation. These are the people you are likely to see burning man through the lens of, because they live to show off that they are at the black rock city and not, like, experience it.

All in all

10/10 it was miserable, I loved it, don't bother going

Fuck your burn

Check archive.4plebs.org for info. I can't say exactly what it is because the (((Skypes))) will catch on

Maybe learn to survive a week in a desert before calling them degenerate.

This is true lol

It's lost all its lustre as a radical self reliance event and is now like, a this of war between the poor freaks of society who made it and the globe-trotting mega rich who are currently co-opting and massively altering the event to befit their interests

lurk moar and stop insulting based poo in loo posters

Go to one of the many merchants at the giant fair/camp site and purchase what you need. it has nothing to do with desert survival, ya dingus.

Survive, you mean show up with a ton of supplies, a vehicle to leave If I need to, a medical tent, food vendors etc...we have a word for this in the states. It's called "camping".

I kid, I like Indians, they are such peaceful hard working people.

there are no food venders at burning man

the only thing you can buy there is ice and coffee (at the main camp set up by the organizers)

Dude none of those people are hippie liberals.
The modern day hippie is a "hipster".
Most of them live off their parents money (liberal version of basement dweller) going around partying all the time and having mom and dad bail them out.
Been to it, been to almost every festival in the united states and australia in the last 5 years.
I still work a full time job and make my own money.
My ex girlfriend was the hippie hipster type and she was a horrible person. Do not get involved with these freaks.
You can visit it if you want, but don't actually try to make friends. Just enjoy the entertainment.

looks totally trippy man

>shitty music
>shitty landscape
>shitty people

also here's some news from the event this year lol
businessinsider.com/burning-man-camp-vandalized-2016-9

word is that the vandals weren't hippies but people from within the camp who were pissed at the leadership of it, which often caters to the russian mafia and hires - then neglects to pay - an army of servants, who then get pissed and vandalize the "plug-and-play" camp.

>Maybe learn to survive a week in a desert before calling them degenerate
shut the fuck up. It isn't a survival course. you bring in bottled water you bought from the super-k and some food, and cook it with fuel refined with industry. Doing all this with a car or RV
Come back when you are making your own water jugs, and puirfiny the stream water yourself and cooking with firewood you cut down and up and hauled in on foot in a iron pan you mined the iron yourself with and smelt.
Nither is it some model for 'arcro'captioailism' or 'post government' living. Everything there was created beforehand in a society with government.
Everyone would die in the second week if they didn't go back home to their supermarkets supported by the system and protect by the system.

literally just a bunch of hippies LARPing in the desert.

you dont know what a hipster is.

I see. Perhaps marrying one would be a good idea, just to break up with them and take half of the estate.

Drink every tea someone offers you

>implying you can win against a girl in court

>it looks pretty lit
>lit

The fuck does that even mean?
Get the fuck outta here

My girlfriend's dad got full custody and the mom had to pay child support.

>it looks pretty lit
gtfo and go somewhere else if you want to talk like a filthy google

>Implying if I don't sexually satisfy her after the marriage has begun she wont cheat on me making things more favorable for me.

>watching bluepilled normalfags doing degenerate shit on youtube
what the fuck?
And what the fuck is this? Fucking america once again.. fuck you.
When will you AMERICANS start killing kikes instead of gagging on their cocks.
Jesus christ.... What the fuck is this

Is Cred Forums turning nigger into google now?

burners are the most obnoxious, pigheaded liberals you will ever meet

Guess not.

The Buzzfeed feminist type?

it's a wicked festival for wicked people
Google and other companies give money to them so they can buy drugs and have open sex with the stupid brainwashed goyim

Some videos of old burning man

it used to be a place for people to escape to the desert with their lads and fire potato cannons and shit

youtube.com/watch?v=k_nglbbNI7M

youtu.be/sTZT-lb8_00

it shouldn't be legal. how many fucking drugs and diseases do you think goes around in there?

its degenerate

>lit

That user is fucking retarded. Lots of hippies lots of degenerates lots of psychedelics and RCs but not as much crack and violence. No murder. refer to he actually knows what he's talking about only accurate reply in thread desu

>>>reddit

no
think of progressives stuck in the mid-90s with a world view as deep as one of those shitty murals of diversity and rainbows from the same time period lol

Burning men is good, degenerates should die in a bonfire.

It looks so beautiful.

Americlaps do love filming themselves.

They sound like individuals I wouldn't mind meeting; they seem interesting, living in a safer time, a simpler time, a better time, good Americans, with interesting views in general.

I don't know about getting nude myself, it seems like part of it, perhaps even something that is required, I have a small dick so I am not sure about that.

it was way cooler before it got mainstream

I really want to go there some day. Looks cool

>lit

go away.

Makes my blood boil senpai

The more these rich trust fund fucks come to gopro and make high production vids to show off, entices more rich trust fund liberal fucks to show up and poison the culture here.

They don't learn the 10 principles and help transform what was an active participatory or creative event into a spectator one or a music festival. The idea is to come and contribute something or produce gifts to engage back with the community itself. Like if you are an engineer, you build something ridiculous and contribute that to the space. But now you have people like in OPs videos who show up to just be tourists or spectate, to take from it and do drugs and show off that you are at burning man, because it's not a community but a scene to bolster your projected manicured self image on social media.

The fact most people who don't know burning man now consider it a music festival is pretty bothersome to that point, because soundcamps are a huge contention point that helps twist burning man away from a "build something and gift experiences to your fellow burner" mentality, toward "come see this hot new DJ play at our camp"

Organisers and old school burners who arrive early to construct and set up have now turned to spreading lies to discourage these would be virgins from coming like making up or dramaticising shit like that insect infestation two years ago.

Looks pretty cool. Let people enjoy themselves, we don't need to make the world a duller place. I fucking hate rich-kid hippie cunts, and there seems to be an abidance of them there.

its not required
you make your own rules and alot of people there like to jest and make up shit to trick you into doing things. What starts as a bullshit "oh yeah, this is a thing you gotta do, you just gotta do it" joke often escalates to a point where you have like, tutu tuesdays where everyone is "expected" to wear a tutu, and sure enough, thousands of people now wear tutus on tuesday during the burn.

My buddy goes and he's literally a degenerate cuck from San Francisco who does tons of Molly and Coke, only hangs out with tranny lesbians, and let's his long term gf fuck other dudes.

This is a lifestyle he has tried I push on me many times.

>Redpill me on Leftist Hippie Commie Scum Central
The only "redpill" part about it is the organizers who have successfully conned all those fucking morons into paying $500/ticket to attend.

I think it is very anti-fun these days, infiltrated by "rape culture" retards and what not. If you see a nude girl even yelling at her is frowned upon by the hundreds of armed security and private bodyguards everywhere, let alone rape. If you really want to rape these days, you have to go the Rainbow Gathering.

This. Yuppies and pinkos will hang

Should i bring a bus full of ghetto nogs to next year's burning man?

>living in a safer time, a simpler time, a better time
The cold war ending, spies homing home, and not yet geared up to resume Dr Mengle's agenda though MKULRA etc.

Pretty sure anything goes except naming the Jew. That's like a universal rule.

Holy shit, that looks like the ancient civilization called poverty point in Louisiana. Pic related

Would rather go to the gathering.

Indeed it does, I wonder if that was their intention or not; Pretty cool regardless.

Why don't they make a complete circle? Is there some front side everyone is trying to face?

I don't know why, but as the other user stated, it looks like a formation from an ancient civilization, so maybe there is backstory:

the event is in the shape of a massive pentagon with a boundary delineated with a trash fence (to catch garbage and pieces of outfits that are blown away from wind storms, so as to not pollute the desert)

the city or the half circle you see in OP occupies about a quarter of the total burning man space
the other half is what's called "deep playa"

which is a large, wide open space with artwork and other little things you can stumble across while idly exploring the desert, away from people

IE: this functioning movie theatre at the far far edge of it that you could really only hear about from word of mouth

That is awesome, so do you visit regularly, annually or have you only been a few times?

regularly

missed on this this year but it was miserable for the camp i wouldve been with so im fine with that lol

theres some fun shit to find in the playa

builders and artists are pretty aware of the druggie hippie losers who come to the burn and actually make shit to exploit that and prank them, which is IMO my favourite thing there. I fill a camelbak with alcohol and go out exploring with my buds to check out these artwork installations and the tripping out people "trapped" by them.

these things are called Tripper traps, and their entire function is to captivate or even fuck with people on hallucinogens or ecstasy

they range from say, the PIC RELATED which is pretty basic and just serves to consume a hilarious amount of time of trippers and provide them with some visual stimulation...

...to some real fucked up, hilarious devious shit.

I once found this uh, wooden tower that looked like something out of tibet with a ladder to the top. at the top was a bell and a rope that descended into something in the middle of the floor that looked like a billowing fabric vagina. if you slide down the rope, you enter a small dark chamber with dangling rubber gonads from the ceiling that light up in multicolour and make weird trippy melodic, threatening noises when you bump into them. when the light illuminates the space, you realize you are inside a space with mirrors for walls, all reflecting off eachother and no apparent exit. There is, however, a secret door and it lets you out. when i opened the door, the sun poured in and i saw some blood smeared on the mirrors.

the builder of it greeted me outside and shared a laugh with me how he just sits nearby with a beer and watches fucked up people go inside the big vagina and start screaming. lol

Which is why i feel its better to call burningman a pranksters paradise rather than a hippie haven

Best Malcolm in the middle episode.

Hal's plot was great. Fucking artists

Well maybe I might meet you there one day, how would I recognize you?

Yes, I loved that episode.

That's fucking hilarious, I sometimes wonder how the people there build these massive, complex structures in such short periods of time.

>Those ring formations
>Inside a cube
Looks like Baal or Saturn worship or some shit.

i personally know a couple guys who recently built a super massive structure on esplanade (the main road on the innermost rung of the city facing toward the Man) and they make a living producing those giant statues and metal artwork you see office tower developers and city governments pay to put at the foot of their buildings or in park or whatever

alot of other guys are literally engineers or architects or contractors or in construction. They prepare and make these things all year long after work or on the side as passion projects, so when the burn rolls around, they drive down to the desert, spend a week setting it up, kick up their feet on a lounge chair with some drinks and just savour the reactions and engagement of all the attendees at burning man going up to, interacting or spending alot of time in it. It's super comfy.jpg shit for them and at the end of the end, they come home with all these new ideas to improve on their constructions (like adding dangling tv's or a battle dome or whatever) or think of new art to make.

It's a hobby thing for them. They just relax most of burning man or talk to people enjoying their shit.

lmao with 40,000 people at the burn and a million things to do, it's unlikely to find me even if i gave you the address where i would be staying.

maybe one day ill build a kek worship shrine lmao

I think there is some weird shit going on with this gathering, but I like it.

That's cool as fuck; the thought of building these massive, grand structures in the middle of the beautiful desert scenery is wonderful.
I imagine it is almost therapeutic in a way.
It seems like they have things set with such an interesting job as that.

I will just shout "where ma Cred Forums niggers at", if I do it enough times I should find you. When do you plan on going to burning man next, just curious.

>What's Cred Forums's opinion on burning man?

Modern satanic ritual.

>build a kek worship shrine
BRILLIANT

...

>Fuck your burn

My friend came back from her first burning man and she's been saying that nonstop

>a bunch of angsty young people acting out heathen rituals....

next year lol

also heres some cool info about this year's "MOOP" (Matter Out Of Place) sweep operation hundreds of volunteers do after the event where they take a couple weeks to clean the entire event space that literally leaves no trace of it ever happening in this sensitive environment.

journal.burningman.org/2016/09/black-rock-city/building-brc/playa-restoration-2016-is-a-go/

>nudity
its mostly dudes naked, nobody tells you that

>smoke some weed
you'll want to eat some weed, smoking sucks after a few dust storms

she sounds like a huge cunt

Shit.

When Mark Zuckerberg attended and then spent millions to add cell phone towers to handle the bandwidth so rich fucks can update their FBs, it turn to shit. In 2014 i remember being outraged when my cell phone rang in my tent.

Grandma!

Good place to test nuclear weapons.
cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a63532/stories-couples-burning-man-orgy-dome/