Brit/pol/ - Rachel Riley Edition

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Lads I went to Ireland once and it was awful. Never go there. Couldn't understood a word anyone said and it stank of alcohol and piss.

BATTLE OF THE THAMES

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DJ mogg

>A photo can be racist

2016

Cardiff user, what's the best way to get to the millenium center while avoiding the google's in Bute town?

anyone watching BBC 2?

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IT'S TIME LADS

ARE JO

>tfw i got all the memes

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Facts can be and often are racist, do keep up.

>Shows a poster of migrant influx
>Media pretends it isn't happening
>Calls him racist

Also Bob Geldof is a right tosser

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>Remainiacs killed a fucking MP for their cause
>Still lost the vote
>Her constituency voted leave
Surprised Cameron/Giddeon haven't killed themselves over the guilt desu

>tfw normie friends thought Metallica was too "extreme" when they asked me to show them music I liked

You probably went to Temple Bar, yank.

I'll have you know the countryside smells of cow shit, the coast of salty seaweed.

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Lads what can we do to change the laws that get people arrested online?

What specific legislation would have to be removed?

Ireland is a poor place. It's growing rapidly but they're still cucked on their religious differences.

Reee stop reminding me

Kek I like how Wojak has his wonky eye

Right lads don't know if it's just me that thinks this but do any of you worry that if the Nats here in Scotland constantly pushing for another IndyRef it may lead to violence?

Especially if they lose a Second Vote and keep pushing it?

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absolutely nothing

Remind me what she died for

Kek I spent ages making this and my friend showed me afterwards "inspect element" to edit a wiki battle summary. Would've saved me an hour. JUST

This Brexit doc is comfy as fuck

BAN ASSAULT BRILLO PADS

Isn't it supposed to be Ian Smith?

You'd have to start a petition or write to your MP or stand for election.

>those soulless eyes

I wonder what abominations she has committed...

If only we were still "cucked" by being religious. Hell, even heresy would be better for the UK than what people on both sides of the Irish Sea believe.

Anyone else watching the Brexit documentary?

So comfy

Can you explain the brillo pad meme?

Get arrested for them and make a big deal about it

Become a martyr, user

I have to do a Chemistry exam.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wonder if at the point he said it's over, leave lost he thought this might have been his fault

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Highlight of 2016

Bit early for uni, innit?

He thought they lost on the night, even released a press statement, 2 hours later he gave his famous dare to dream speech

Riley describes herself as a "non-religious Jew" and "pretty atheist", having been married in a civil ceremony.[29] She has from time to time assisted in the pronunciation and spelling of Yiddish words on Countdown.[30] She is learning Russian, the first language of her boyfriend Kovalev, largely so she can better communicate with his family, who live in Siberia, and his friends.

Yeah exactly. Look at any pictures of Smith. His eye was dodgy.

Muh dik

Underage out

It's like she's staring into my fucking soul.

A wholesome lass. She needs to be getting the rat out for the lads.

BORIS'S INDEPENDENCE DAY IMMINENT

the guy was nuts and used brillo pads to scrub himself clean

>tfw no Jewish gf to call me her goy toy and love my foreskin

google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=san diego el cajon blvd&source=web&cd=9&ved=0ahUKEwjhn82o6KPPAhVLLyYKHeqAC3EQtwIIODAI&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX8xXdtIiO0&usg=AFQjCNEBMD8glSgVxZJrCScZjT9DqlIIaQ

What happened to that Scottish cuntrag political correspondent Laura Kuntsburg?

She was on the telly 24/7 during Brexit and now completely disappeared?

Is it because she was blatantly pro Remain?

>Scientists are sluts for funding

this episode aint too bad.

Totally forgot Wojak was called Wojak. Was really confused.

>Rachel Riley

Hands down (pants) the best reason to watch Countdown.

>Mfw waiting for the London boroughs to come in

red pill me on Rachel Riley lads

Got a resit Chem exam in Nov. (53 days time).

Tommy Mair was obsessed with using brillo pads to scrub his skin with

Boris' speech is coming, lads

Prepare yourself

post brillo pad karen

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She's still on the Beeb every so often
Bit of a fox tbqh

>tfw family lease a property to Rhodesians
>when I was a kid, I asked if they meant Zimbabwe after they said Rhodesia
>tfw I feel guilty whenever I think about them and haven't apologised

Poor Wojak always gets overlooked in favour of Pepe

Swear I saw her somewhere recently. Newsnight, maybe?

Still a cunt as usual

People are substituting nigger for google to try and turn google into a new racist term for blacks and fuck with googles brand or something.

>Churchill's son was a traitor

Wew lads

this lanky student prick man

The old chick was hotter.
Still is, arguably.

This.

Churchill was for a united europe

Best rose!

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she used to do porn under the stage name 'nicole ray'

With Britain outside as a guardian.

How would that even work

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I'd hate fuck her, sure

Just being thorough lads. Squeaky clean

>private polls

And this is how many many people lost a lot of money lol.

>Churchill was for a united europe
It was a different time mate, I don't think he would be in favour of the EU

Carol Vorderman is still thick as fuck too

It was Veronica Moser you pleb

Does anyone have the link for the app that does this?

Like father like son amirite?

>Why would you leap into the unknown Boris? Why would you take a risk?
>Men in 2016

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Morning lads.

she'd still get it

she doesn't actually exist
adjust your beliefs

pics or it didn't happen.

Christ almighty

PHWOAR

>yfw the news of low turnouts in London and Scotland came in

>you now remember Nigel saying Leave lost
>it was the biggest troll ever

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WERE BRITISH AND WERE TAKING RISKS!

Will they show Nigel's speech?

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If it's used enough in web pages and the like, it sneaks into the search algorithms. Or something like that.

I love how much air time are Nige is getting in this documentary t b h

holy fuck, how old is she?

Different circumstances and ideology behind it mate, times have changed.

>>yfw the news of low turnouts in London and Scotland came in

you now remember the lad who put bunting everywhere

>tfw no smart MILF gf

Why live lads

Who here stayed up all night to watch the Brexit result Live?

I will forever remember that 4:00am sunrise on Independence Day

DARE TO DREAM

On now I think.

>/cric/ memes in brit/pol/
I support this

WE VOTED LEAVE

doesn't even look remotely similar.

But if you autists love to jerk of to your own pipe dreams w/e

SHE'S A FILTHY KIKE

Guys look at these celebs crying over Trump youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

He's got to win. I've persuaded some important people that Trump is best for Britain (as a result of Brexit). We need allies in the world. Trump can be one. We'll be very close to the USA is Trump wins. If Clinton wins... she'll take Merkuck.

DARE TO DREAM

Doesn't even look like her. try harder.

55, looks great for it.

All Hail the Mogg

youtube.com/watch?v=fSTrWs1Dz8A

I was working nights in B&Q then
everyone I worked with voted leave, it was pretty sweet

This is supposedly her.

>Nigel's tears

>there are people who didn't stay up

But how would an algorithm know the word is all of a sudden racist. It can't detect meaning or context.

DARE TO DREAM

I was flying to Spain at the time, glorious to see the result when I landed!

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oh come on there's a slight resemblance
close enough for my dick anyhow

It was a wonderful night when that result came in.

you got the cooky dating profile image m8?

I stayed up until 4 and I had to go to work 4 hours later.

Completely worth it though.

If an American votes against Trump does he maintain his anglo status?

Was beautiful when the win for Leave was confirmed.

Not like that, if you search for google, you might get links to and pictures of black chimping out and that sort of shit.

I remember slipping in and out of sleep then suddenly snapping awake when Dimbles announced. Best night ever.

Best night of my life, was a fucking pleasure to spend it here with you lads

no but I know the one you mean
not that helpful I realise

Oh definately wank bank material for sure.

Just don't go telling us that the holy grail of nudes have leaked without us being sceptical.

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When Nige said we'd lost I went to bed

It was a nice surprise hearing the news on my radio alarm, I must say

>The passion of the leave campaigners

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chugger of grave butter

>That fear mongering

Topest of keks

>that smug face on the East Africa flag

Nice

I blacked out drunk :(

ABSOLUTELY PERFIDIOUS

Had a party and watched the result with friends (and /brit/ ofc)
Was hype as fuck when we realized Leave would win

>the brexit storm

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>cameron going from prime minister to out of the house in the space of 3 months
That was incredible.

>alan duncan spouting shite

Fucking loved it, took loads of screenshots of heart broken remainians.

I kinda miss lell getting in and then immediately getting out desu

Anybody know a place to get good flags? Looking for a real one, made of pretty thick cloth or whatever.

>all these foreigners on my twitter

>betting odds for trump are still good

what the fug man, there was no point betting so early, so close to the election and after all the fuck ups, hillarys still the favorite to win

what is this shit

Carol Vordeman is a total milf. I'd fucking do her. She's one of the few reasons why I have a big fetish for milfs.

Massive ass, amazing tits. Nice face.

Is there a collection of these pics, missed it on the night before the vote.

Alan Duncan is so fucking mad

Who /dares to dream/ here?

technically he was PM to out of the house in a little under 3 weeks

>It's important to vote
Of course, that way you let your voice known and affect the outcome of your country and it's affairs more people need to get into politics to understand it's important, pretty good of these rich celebs to show the importance of it to the masses-

>BUT DON'T VOTED TRUMP RACIST
It's sad that propaganda still exists in this day and age.

This video would be better if they just say vote.
Not vote for someone, but VOTE.
We live in a time where people are accepted for whatever they are, why can't they just accept some people are different to them and I dunno THINK differently too.

Oh the flashbacks. Watching the results come in with you. Drinking to Based Nan. Was a good fucking time lads, i'll never forget it.

HAHAHAHHAHA SOCIALLY LIBERAL, TOLERANCE HAHAHAHHA

>It really happened

The best quality flags come from boating supplies.

You'll have to check those types of sites.

Cause it's set to worldwide you mong. Set it to tailored or UK

Davina too

the extended version of this one is my favourite

6 years of leadership dead like that

thank you, are nige

there was an imgur gallery but you'll have to dig through the archives probably

It's nicer to imagine he an-heroed m8.

Cheers lad.

>tfw I made that image
small world

>moggy not crediting nige
DAMNIT JACOB

Whenever I'm feeling down I just think back to that night and it fills me with such joy.

Amazing night. It was an honour to shitpost through it with you all

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>Clorke

>cameron has quit politics and it wasn't even a big deal

The times we live in lads...

I still remember all the burgershits mocking us during polling and counting.

Can't wait until November.

He will never get any credit from politicians, not even based Moggster. But he has the eternal gratitude of the people and that is more than enough for him

24th was the best day of my life so far. Went round the pub to celebrate with the lads.

Me too lad.

Cheers to all my lads who sat up with us on Cred Forums! A drink in your honour, for on that night we proved that not only can we believe in the power of kek, but we beat the system determined to stop us.

Never have i been prouder of a bunch of shitlords.

REMINDER THAT GOVE DID NOTHING WRONG

He was irrelevant the second we declared victory to Leave

>retiring to a cushy job and obscurity forever

Feels good.

Twitter is great for millennial cringe, got some of these when Theresa was elected.

Davina McCall is fucking annoying though.

Vorderman has an INSANE ass.

Yeah, it's enjoyable.

I'd like to be a fly on the wall in the BBC offices earlier on in the day. I'm sure there were safe zone equivalents.

>Gove
Post Brexit tory leadership was pure madness

>mfw I only have my dad to go to the pub with
>even he doesn't like my company

JUST

these are the same people who """"""celebrated""""""" when maggie died.

>you now remember M U M M Y

>the weak should fear the strong

>crossing out leader of the opposition

I disagree with him on so much (almost everything), but I can't help but like/admire Corbyn. He's not slimy.

youtube.com/watch?v=o0sbgWgsNBU

Reminder that Leadsom was a red herring and you should have backed Gove

Was with my Remain dad all night. Started out making jokes about how badly we we're going to lose. All changed after Sunderland. I felt hope surge back into me like I never have before. Genuinely cried tears of joy when are Nage gave that speech. It was like the impossible had happened. And it had happened in the one moment in all my life where I would have picked the impossible to happen. It happened. I can say with absolute certainty that I have never been happier, and I doubt I ever will be happier than at that moment. God save Nigel Farage

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nige

yeah even if I could not be MORE opposed to his politics I still think he's a decent man

you could of just asked m8

>tfw whole family was leave except for the gay cousin

Good evening!

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Those socks are 10/10

Fucking kek

>Michael doesn't mind spending two months taking a thrashing from Theresa.

>tfw family full of remainers but they all respected why I voted the way I did after civil conversations
feels good having a stable home life

10/10

kek

>Go to the pub on your own
>sit at the bar
>talk to the barmen
>talk to random strangers at the bar
>???
>profit

Everyone is your friend when you're drunk m8

kinky bastard

DAMMIT BRITAIN! you're making it hard to be independent here.

Why are his pants too short? Surely he can afford a decent tailor

>All changed after Sunderland.

Best till last.

>MFW you had civil conversation with remainers

Stood in the non-EU passport line while entering here lads.

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It's a weird thing I notice older people do, they pull up their trousers at the knees when sitting down. Not sure the reason.

Because he's sat down lad, if your trousers still cover your ankles when you're sat down they're too long.

>Socks

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>Stood in the non-EU passport line while entering here lads.

Well aren't you a retard

I watched it with my "Remain" dad too. There weren't any tears though, just laughter and bantz.

Can't help but respect Fox

He's a very passionate man, you can see the love of country in his eyes

they do exist
one of my best friends is a huge corbynite but is very reasonable when we talk about politics, even completely sincerely said he thought farage was a very charismatic and effective poltician after the vote

h-hi

>His father campaigned on the slogan "Keep Britain White"
>Claims "my father would vote remain"
>Claims Leave campaigners are racist

Wew

Theresa May would make a great Dominatrix

>tfw everyone but my tumblr sister voted leave
>tfw socialist that voted leave and convinced my soft liberal friend of my views

Didn't we vote to get rid of you?

hello

>I wish I was shitposting on Cred Forums
>My socks are nice at least
>I'm not even UKIP leader now why do they want me here
>I'm tired
>The lights are hurting my eyes
>Belive in Britain
>I wish Trump was here

FUCK OFF.

YOU AINT SEEN NOTHIN' YET

a e s t h e x i t

Rebbit, rebbit

Not a bad political documentary from the BBC actually . .. I was expecting must worse.

Here for another thrashing, frog?

AGGGGGINNNNNCOOOUURRRRT

salut :^)

>This

Properly tailored trousers should rise up considerably when you bend your knees.

It looks weird but that's just how it is

>best rival

You mean REEEEEEEE

I do find it immensely ironic that the daughter of an immigration was campaigning to leave (Priti Patel).

I mean I know people like to hate foreigners because they don't assimilate well / integrate well but if you're a foreigner that campaigned to leave, you're 100% British to me.

And yer ma of salty semen

What would happen if the govt did betray the voters?
>That doc was comfy af

>Apprentice is back

What do until Question Time?

Went out and enjoyed the glorious sunshine and had ice cream with gf that morning, it was so good.

Bonjourno Frog

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>get woke
>post on plebbit
>get arrested
>get fined
>get harrassed outside court
And that's why you don't use plebit.

But hey, if they want to keep kicking those who see, hear and smell the shit, then fine. Turn us homocidal. When those Marxist cunts lose their grip (and that day's fucking coming), I'm turning the gas up to 10.

Share Brexit night stories

>What would happen if the govt did betray the voters?

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I'm going to roll myself a fat one.

>wicked poisons

I'm cooking a late Tea.

Sausage egg and chips, I have 45 minutes . . .easy.

NEVER EVER FUCKING ANGLO JE TE JURE ON SERA TOUJOURS LIÉS QUE TU LE VEUILLES OU PAS OK PUTAIN D'ENCULÉ DE PAKI DE MERDE

JEANNE !

AU SECOURS !

NAPOLÉON REVIENDRA ET CETTE FOIS IL SERA MAÎTRE DE LA MER !
BANDE DE SAUVAGES DE MER.

Just watched the Battle of the Thames on this BBC program, fucking hate Geldof so much. Glad his dumb bitch daughter snuffed herself.

>gf
Normieeeeees

The morning was even better. Take us with you Oldest Ally

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Wait she did? kek

You might. Where do you think you know me from?

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Napoleon was a chump who was forced to bend to superior British Wellington.

edgy
but I can't say I disagree

>speaking french in 2016

Soon Trottie bro, soon

You will hang.

The few non-whites that voted Leave did so because they didn't want more whites to compete with on the job market.

Yes she did and so did his ex-wife.

Can't wait for Moggy to ruin Lucas

She overdosed on heroin, may as well have.

Not to the extent that Nigel's have come up in that photo.

Missing NZ.

So when the western backed rebels lose in syria what the fuck are we supposed to do? just say sorry to assad and carry on like it never happened? we've gone and done another fucking Libya and there's no signs of us ever stopping.
you mean his wife's daughter?

>Fighting on all fronts in Syria
>Shill piece for the migrants
>Yahoo gave away your email 2 years ago and there's nothing you can do about it
>rioting in the streets

wew bbc news is getting real fucking spooky these days lads

Not too keen on druggies and as far as I'm concerned anyone who overdoses deserves it.

QT / TW thread:

>I was the only one to vote leave out of my mates
>mfw they didn't care about it until the last few days
>they immediately lapped up the BBC/Remain bullshit
>mfw

I'd join the chavs shanking poles on a weekend

Britishness is not conferred by birth, and nor is it conferred by a single parent.

***NEW THREAD***

NZ and Australia are basically the same thing though

tfw you'll never spunk your load on Liz's face

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Got a stream for us traitors?

Sorry I don't speak Algerian. Can you post in English next time please.

merton here

bump limit

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How did the police find the lad that called that pavement ape a monkey?

It's not a chicken it's a coq