>>>>>HAPPENING<<<<<

Praise be to our great savior. Please protect us, o' Kek.

Cred Forums harbor 2.0 pls

What could really happen?

All else fails, we wander for awhile until we find a place to regroup.

Thread theme:
youtu.be/GD3VsesSBsw
Alternatively:
youtu.be/zAx0t3O55Zo

What the hell is gook doing, is he kamikaze'ing this webzone?

Damn the right wing won the argument I guess now the left has to kill us all

And so it begins

Could he possibly be selling the site?

I know what it is
for a few (you)'s I can tell you

They are shutting us down

Welcome to the Cult of Moloch, Hiroyuki. I trust you have sold the users as Cred Forums as worthy sacrifice to your new lord?

k-kek... Is this true?

Now I'm spooked

I'm spooked boys
God save the Queen

>Never did anything illegal and use a VPN
Nice.

He's going to get rid of /mlp/ and remove the rule of "No ponies"

Maybe we could switch to Reddit?

They're getting pretty redpilled lately and some of the discussions there aren't that bad.

Technically it's a vastly superior platform, let's take it back!

...

github.com/majestrate/nntpchan/

i wrote this just in case (^:

OH WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!?!
WHAT SINS DID WE COMMIT?

I'm working for Hillary and we've purchased Cred Forums for the IPs in the archives mostly.

New speech laws will be enacted once the internet is given to the UN.

You will be extradited to a nation where you've broken some law.

This is seriously making me think I should go innawoods.

I'm scared, I don't want to commit suicide by two bullets in the back of my head while bound thanks to CTR.

The left is literally terrified right now. Did you really think they wouldn't shut us down? Did you really think they would let us win the argument and take their cold iron grip on power away from them without resorting to bullets and physical assault?

That's what they are.

The singularity!

...

Digits confirm it.

>Feelz bad man feelz real bad.

>Germany
>Leddit
Pottery

DEATH TO GOOGLES
SHADILAY

>vastly superior platform

I don't like having an identity outside the collective, thanks

Fuck off Hans.

We'll do what we need to. We'll migrate to infinity.chan Cred Forums and piss them off until we create a 4pol Safespace board on full.chan

Kek will destroy Moloch. do not be afraid.

Did he sell Cred Forums out? Also SHADILAY BROTHERS, WE WILL PREVAIL NO MATTER WHAT
youtu.be/sZJDYlxkM-c

(((VPN)))

Wew lad

>twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/779056333249142784
off by 3

RIP Cred Forums. This is the last pasta i will post before we get nuked.

Muslim here, with a message for you Islamophobic people.

The West created this mess.

It was you who divided up the land.

It was you who put in the puppet governments.

It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.

It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.

It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.

It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.

It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.

It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.

It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.

It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.

It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.

It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.

It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.

It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.

It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.

It was you who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.

You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.

>now reading this thread while listening to band of horses - the funeral

We've had a good run lads

Gonna miss ya

Kek will defend to our last dying breath

come join me on reddit
- donald trump, 2016

wtf I'm literally shaking right now, I threw my plate of chicken nuggets at my mom and punched my wall.

i'm not breaking any laws so i don't care.

Wtf
KEK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HE IS TOO POWERFULL!

He's apologizing for doing jack shit and continuing to do jack shit, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

IF MY DIGITS ARE REPEATED, KEK WILL TAKE ON PHYSICAL FORM.

PLEASE STOP NO MORE DUBS

Race war?

NO BRAKES

Freedom of speech isn't allowed when it threatens leftist Jewish power and dominance. That's why we call them kikes.

I'd rather fucking kill my self than frequent that site again

You're going to be on the FEMA camp list, extermination of the alt-right is beginning. Guilty by association. RIP.

So close yet so far

ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING NOW

shit.
THEY KNOW AND ARE ONTO US, THEY CAPTURED JAPM00T!
EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP, BLOW UP ALL THE HDD'S, DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, REGROUP AT THAT PLACE, COME ON!

CTR running rampant here while his mods sit idly by is worth apologizing for.

Can't wait until those worthless little fuckers get locked up for conspiracy.

I literally dindu nuffin

This is it lads, the moment of truth. We're all either getting sold out or this is the biggest troll of the year.

All he did was change the 404 screen lads.

Atleast we will still have reddit... Right?..... Right guys???

The time has come.

They cannot shut down the Temple of Kek.

i saw a thread that vox wanted to purchase Cred Forums for a hell of lot more money than hiro paid moot. was that true? or maybe just an user shitposting

RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT

I'm hearing he sold it to a lib?

They can take our website, but they can't take our spirit

Off to 4+4 chan's pol then.

Cred Forums IS GOING DOWN.

THERE WILL BE NO COMFY PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE THREADS.

THIS IS THE END.

EVERYBODY SPEW YOUR HATE SPEECH HERE FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!
GAS ALL KIKES
FUCK THE NIGGERS

None of us broke "laws." The "laws" don't matter. What matters is that you questioned Jewish dominance and Zionist global power. You challenged it in a way that made a difference.

That's what matters. They'll destroy you.

>That place
HUSH!!!!!!!! DONT FUCKING MENTION IT!
THEY WILL FUCKING FIND IT!

Truuuue

...

Holy shit

>wew lad

wait are you serious?

Doubles, Doubles
Toils and troubles
Fire burn and cauldron bubbles

Kek's not dead

@89928094
Nah, fug off m80

THIS
IS
THE
THREAD
THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=mCEfqj9pDAI

>wander for awhile

Nah, cripplechan

POO IN LOO

Godspeed streetshitter!

NOOOOOO! OUR GOOK MOOT IS DEAD! NOW WE WILL PROBABLY GET A NIGGER MOOT!

Just get all the redpills you have and if you die tell your friend to publish it everywhere that they can and show that they killed you

how deep will kek take this?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

How will this affect the value of my Pepe's, going forward? Pic related is my latest acquisition -- You like? 40 dollars American and it's yours. I am also open to a possible trade for unusual Goobies.

its been a privilege

Look at this:
boards.Cred Forums.org/pol/12345

HE SOLD OUT
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

pastebin.com/TzZC78cp

GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW! JEWS DID 9/11! KIKES CREATED ISIS AND SHIT! SHADILAY, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If the meme magic stops now, she might win

That picture does not make sense.

...

It's been like that for at least a few days now.

What. The. Fug

Same thing it always is?

We're all going to be rounded up and sent to a camp, where we'll be tortured until we turn our reality bending powers of memeism to use for the globalists agenda.

RETCONNING SHADILAY WAS A STEP TOO FAR.

>Praise Kek!

This. so many defeatists in this thread.

Only change is 4+4 chan gets to blow the fuck up as its always dreamed.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=SS2ZHJG6d_w

fuck the FBI and praise kek!

so is that the big deal that everybody is causing a ruckus about?

Fucking stop.

Yeah. But what is new? What is the tweet about?

DETECTIVE I'VE COME TO RETRIEVE YOU, YOU DO NOT REMEMBER, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FOR OVER A DECADE.

WAKE UP

WAKE UP

WAKE UP

Really? I haven't noticed yet.

Its been like that for a while

Its been like this for a week now.

Nothing new.

Ya blew it

I don't buy it, Hiroshimoot is always cryptic. Remember when he just put up an announcement that said "it's cold isn't it?"

See you, space cowboys.

THIS IS NOT NORMAL

hi

>youtu.be/GD3VsesSBsw

youtube.com/watch?v=uqccaYkr0E8
Why isn't this the thread theme??

No more, please stop!

No confirmation

If they take this place we can just regroup, the 8ch software is freely available and anyone can host us.

>hiroshimoot is probably laughing his ass off right now

Most threads don't 404 here, that's why. They get temporarily archived.

They can torture and kill us but Kek is an idea a good who cannot be stopped that will anger and invoke his wrath

i dont think Cred Forums is going down. if we burn, they burn with us.

They're rebuilding the conditioning.

Good thing I'm behind 7 proxies

They're fucking retarded though, and the little shit's a sellout too.

We need something more permanent.
1stamender.com? Not sure if that counts

GOOOD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Buckle up and get comfy, it's about to get bumpy

Well, if it is true, godspeed my brothers. I hope it won't be and we can all watch the chimpouts romantically tonight, and enjoy this great place together.

Otherwise, I'll see you on the other chan.

true.

there was a thread last night about gook moot selling Cred Forums to Vice Media. vice is owned by disney and rupert murdoch, so we're fucked.

Kek is with us friends!
Say it with me; "In dubs we trust!"

Singles - its just a prank

Dubs - he is nuking Cred Forums

Trips - he sold Cred Forums

H-h-how far does this madness go?

THEY WANT TO STOP KEK INFLUENCING THE ELECTION

CHINKMOOT HAS BEEN LEANED ON BY HILLARY

Someone post that space cowboy feels Comic pls.

Remember what happened the last time someone "shut it down"?

You can't stop the movement. You can't stop the memes.

WADAFUGLADS

ARE WE BEING NUKED ;_;

IF THIS POST GETS DUBS OR HIGHER, KEK TAKES ON A PHYSICAL FORM AND KILLS HILLARY

HAHAHAHA

FUNNY PRANK GOOD ONE

lets play till the end brother

We still need 33

But it must continue

Reroll! this is probably the final chance

k

It's fucking nothing!

Wowzers!

They always have the worst shit. I mean gore posting is one thing.....

I am not interested in the way in which they typically combat the normies.

Here

wew.

Kek pls gib us a 33

If they sell it to anybody........... it's over? Just like Youtube. Craigslist has it down. Don't sell.

End of times is here

If Cred Forums gets shoah'd, I say we all go over to /x/ as refugees.

Oh please please please let it happen! This board is so cringey. bunch of socially retarded racists whining about muh degeneracy while they trade cuck porn pics and practice pagan egyptian memegod idolatry. I hate you fags for turning sadfrog into "pepe" btw. Sorry not sorry
#Delete/pol/

...

I'll host a no-rules Cred Forums alternative if it gets really rough. Got thousands to spare.

nice pape me takes

You know I'm right

>not posting the link

RIP in peace you band of brothers.

youtube.com/watch?v=cMFWFhTFohk

Let it be done

Checked.

It's been like this already
that's how whatever dumb music group that is promotes their shit, instead of advertising regularly I guess they get special snowflake status
Also I've been seeing google adsense on the top and bottom which worries me

WE ARE BREAKING CONDITIONING

KEK WILLS IT

From this seal shall arise the doom of the followers of KEK, who, in their arrogance, sought to wield our magick as their own. Blindly they build their memes upon stolen knowledge and conceit. Now they shall be consumed by the very flame they sought to control. Let the echoes of doom resound across this wretched world, that all who live may hear them and despair.

You never paid any heed to the ancient prophecies. Like fools you clung to the old hatreds, and fought as you had for generations. Until the day the land belched fire, and a new enemy came upon you. You stand now, upon the brink of destruction, for the reign of SOROS has come at last.

I will continue to draw divine power from MOLOCH and distribute it to my kin and followers. I will continue to broadcast divine power upon the immigration routes, so that it will touch each soul in the United States, and then more broadly, across the waters to the rest of America and Earth. In time, every mortal on Earth shall feel the liberating contact with the divine.

How bitter. The gods and fates are cruel. I served you faithfully once, Lord KEK and you repaid me with death.

I curse you and your memes as my enemies, for your stealing and spoiling Pepe and degrading Cred Forums.. Your humiliation will give me special pleasure.

Praise be!

DEUS KEK

How's this for ya?

Herecy against Kek should be punished

Not deh tendiezz!!

GUYS WHAT'S HAPPENING?

This is the time to sell/buy buy as many rare pepe's as possible before the green frog market crash hits make a good investment.

Cash in before it's too late.

IT IS, MY FRIEND, AND SO IS KEK

S H A D I L A Y
H
A
D
I
L
A
Y

you fucking newfag, do you not know what happens when Cred Forums goes down? literally every site starts to burn with the fury of 100,000 neckbeards and wizards.
we are talking some high class DDOS flooding.

we getting delet boii

Good thing im behind over 9000 rounds

Absolutely nothing

Where do we regroup?

BTFO chin shut down for good.

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Why did he tweet this?

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/777887193742188544

So when Cred Forums dies we all go to /news/ and slowly corrupt it, right goys?

hi finn/cum/

You fucks made him sell Cred Forums

Too much pressure on the call for the alt right ban.

this is it

time for one last shitpost

8 chan

See you in the next life

please don't, you'll ruin the succubus threads

See you on the other side boiz. Its been a good run.

need wat

It's been a privilege to serve with you guys.
See you on the other side.
Shadilay, brothers.

Why not /po/? We'll just learn origami and post our creations while talking about politics and Pepe.
Imagine that. Having to do papercraft just so we can talk about politics and frog memes.

Fuck off, false prophet.

>cringey

kys desu

No one would buy Cred Forums. If its anything, the site is shutting down

...

See you space cowboys

...

i got the triple digits so keks want you to spare succubus threads

fuck off back to your name-using hole you kike

goodbye friendos

/mlp/ or /po/

WE SUCKED HIS POWER DRY

OUR GREED FOR HAPPENINGS WAS OUR DOWNFALL

WE'RE SORRY KEK PLEASE COME BACK

SOROS BOUGHT THIS WEBSITE DOMAIN NAME .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Kek grows more powerful everyday you only have a small window before he becomes too powerful hurry hurry moloch before your followers are purged

Trump should buy it tbqh
i know it's not profitable whatsoever but it probably memed him to victory

>yfw Cred Forums summons succubi for everyone on /x/
>whether they want one or not

we just need to burn the Clinton foundation one last time, and it NEEDS to be a major one!

anyone got anything on Hillary?

finally

FEAR NOT
TRUTH AND JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL

REEEEEEEE

WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN ANONS!
IM FUCKING SCARED!

>/mlp/

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

bro you make it sound like Cred Forums is the laser containment grid from ghostbusters or something. there's literally only like fifty anons who post here regularly. i keep seeing the same image folders and threads repeating over and over. nobody will even notice if this board goes down

Nah, lets try to leave out of this

Guys, there's nothing to worry ab

Oh Lithuania, bro, it's been a good ride. Cred Forums can and never will die. See you in space, cowboy :D

Written in the dubs of our forefathers

>privilege
God bless you Portubro.

Everything will be fine.

One way or another, everything will be fine.

What's up with these...?

Agreed, they're too innocent.

F

Thank god now I can finally stop pissing in bottles

Shadilay.
Kek protect us all.
Shadilay.

/x/ would probably be best, or Cred Forums, or /po/ or /mlp/ just for keks

SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY IT AWAY

Bless your shill heart

digits and everything is fine

Fine, /lgbt/ then

please don't ruin succubus threads

what is even happening? What was the shoa'd thread about?!

>can we get some official statement as to what the fuck

YALIDAHS YALIDAHS
YALIDAHS TI YAWA

You too, burgerbro.

What's ACTUALLY happening? I need a source.

My life for you Kek. My life for you.

WE MUST GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING TO PREVENT THE END!

But user.... if they kill us, we win.

wew...

It just keeps happening!

The sucubus threads shall survive!
Kek wills it!

ALL THESE REPEATING DIGITS WILL EVENTUALLY TEAR THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY ASUNDER

Cred Forums refugees shall move to Cred Forums

Islam isn't a religion of peace.

its over guys ;___;

WTF

Are succubi trying to communicate?

i've got two trips now, kek wants you to leave poor succubi alone
please

*muffled shadilay in the distance*

Explain yourself, Hiroshimoot.

we will leave them alone, just help us with your digit-getting meme magic now brother

POO! POO! POO LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER POO'D BEFORE PAJEET!

We don't know, Shart, stay tuned.
t. Turk rape-baby

we are going to burn Hillary before anything happens.

WE MUST GO DEEPER!!!!!!

yes they want you to leave our threads alone

>us
>not the government

youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw

Come sweet death.

Testing that Hillary is a succubus

Watch this

Good

He is blessing you!

papa no

youtube.com/watch?v=mCEfqj9pDAI
Been posting here for 5 years. It was an honor shitposting with you.

They have chosen you.

Kek will give you a succubi.

I fucking wish this was a dream.

Do no call upon kek for dubs. He delivers when he wishes.

i only get tribs when i ask to leave succubus threads alone
so please leave them alone, please

>they think that deleting this board will calm us down
>not knowing that Cred Forums is like the scourge,you kill the lich king and chaos ensues

I'm ready

Praise kek may he take his followers to a higher plane of existence

Nothing bad is going to happen, filho.

I hope.

The prophecy is coming true. Kek has lost his powers. He has been sacrificed to MOLOCH.

ALL BOW BEFORE THE BRAZEN BULL. THE HORRID KING BESMEAR'D IN BLOOD - FOR THE END OF Cred Forums HAS COME AND THE WRETCHED FROG FOLLOWERS ARE GONE WITH IT TOO.

If the Great KEK wills it, we shall survive

Oh no, they might find out I have a Nigerian women farting fetish.

SOROS WON HE THE NEW OWNER OF THE WEBPAGE.......................
...........................
............................

can she look like my oneitis?

The stupid niggers=google meme caused this.

Lads... If this is the end... I have to say it's been an honour shitposting alongside you.

...

We shouldn't have disabled those exocet missiles.

Fucking bong

See you on the other side bong.

>they don't know there must always be a lich king
>that there must always be a Cred Forums or the world burns

IT WAS ALL MERELY SATIRE I'M JUST A BIG KIDDER HAHA

See you tommorow.

GIVE A SOURCE YOU FAGGOTS

WHAT IS OUR BACK UP PLAN

QUICK

This is the end.

And it's gonna be a long, long time until we get it back.

Kek Will protect us from any left scum.

...

THEYRE DELETING Cred Forums
twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/776954209846148884

Holy shit, what if that is really it?

Kek will never die his power knows no limits he will eventually beat moloch

I think so too. It was too clever and google used their pull to hit the panic button that is wired to mook's balls.

>>-99999999
Can we go negative?

F

Captain goes down with his ship
youtube.com/watch?v=r4LyoUGxVd8
Shine on you crazy diamonds, I'll catch you all on the other side.

This is exactly what happened... Fuck

F

The globalist judean masonic elite has won, it was good knowing you, need to prep now and get a weapons license.

Hail and good night

no

>Unavailable

WTF IS GOING ON

ARE THEY HOLOCAUSTING US AGAIN

It isn't happening you cuckold

fuck that, you morons have made the last half decade or so of using this site nothing but stress and misery for me. I cannot believe I thought 2010-2011 Cred Forums was the worst it was going to get

fuck all of you and i hope you rot

yes

Just move to Cred Forums, or /news/

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

F

I'm using a proxy and all, but how can I mitigate the effects?

b8

>twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/776954209846148884
fuck off cumrag

I'll give you dubs, but I won't give you your Cred Forums

Good thing im already in prison.

Cred Forums would cause the old things to happen

people would buy dogs

Holy shit.

Say it was research on the alt right

where are we gonna go? kek, give dubs to confirm everything is fine

Nothing is happening cucks, calm down.

Are you a Muslim then?

If everything is truly ending the worthy among the followers of kek will be saved by ascending.

Praise kek

please leave /x/ alone guys
we have our comfy schizo philosophical discussions, succubus sex threads, lucid dreaming threads and while i support Cred Forums i don't want you to be shitting up the comfy

braivik plz, just straight up revolt in the EU and take the whole damn thing down.

It's been an honour lads. See you all in hell.

Did he sell our information to HILLARY

Praise him

They are not actually gonna send Judaic death squads, right??
Right?

tldr
Ur ghey

>checking your own digits

Bad form. Kek forsakes you.

let them come

/news/ like the old times

Calm down your tits.
The 4th Reich has purchased Cred Forums.

Await Skyking.

We'll be fine.

*gazes at the main page* slowly being engulfed by shitposts and massive arrests*
This is not the end, it is only another beginning to a different journey. To a place of wide open meadows, white shores and green pastures to the white mountain peaks for the far as the eyes can see. But before we get there, WE MUST MEME

Well be fine.

/polx/ is happening again, nigger

You are welcomed to 8 c h ( dot ) n e t

keks will.

inb4 we all end up with two gunshot wounds to the head after writing how much we love pressure cooking mudslimes

I'm going out like kek would want me to
Hookers and Blow

kek supports /x/ more than you autists, we are his true followers

He has spoken

cancer

it's been fun guys

dont forget to vote this nov, or do forget
it doesnt matter

we are living in a brave new world now
we always were, but now it is in plain sight

shitpost, meme, shits and giggles while it lasts
halfch,fullch,zero,libre,infinity, all going to be gone soon, free speech is dead

remember the 6 gorillian, accept the mark, obey and consume

Ohshitfam.jpg

...

This is a fucking iconoclasm

You're gonna carry that weight...

It's raining

THEN LET'S KAMIKAZE DIGITS THE INTERNET BEFORE THESE KEKS AN SOROS GETS A CHANCE TO DELETE US, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TO MEME WITH YOU GUYS.

FOR THE EMPEROR FROG GOD! PRAISE KEK!

sorry it was not soros it was google....
dailydot.com/debug/google-plus-Cred Forums-founder-moot/

And Kek shall grant you it

>Unchecked in 35 minutes
Holy shit rare

OH SHIT
the chosen one

>2222
FUGGGG

have fun staying here, faggot.

WITNESSED

KEK WILLS IT

Maybe but just jump out a window and flee to somewhere and publish proof that they're coming for you then the normies have to believe and may rise up and fight for the will of Kek

>in hell.
We are awaited, brother. Who better to fight the devil than those who have seen his face?

tl;dr

...

...

THEY CAN TAKE OUR BOARD, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR MEMES

SO GOOGLE IS THE NEW OWNER....

dailydot.com/debug/google-plus-Cred Forums-founder-moot/

THIS IS FUCKING A WHITE ICONOCLASM

>wew lad

...

That's why we're meming a reality TV star into the White House and you faggots can't even summon a sex demon to jerk you off in your sleep.