Risk Thread

allahu akbar

you know what time it is

fuck you jimmy

Give me;
>Nation Name
>Color
>Location

and we can begin

The buccaneers of Finland
any color
Finland

Light Blue
Istanbul
Byzantine Empire

MUPDATE

take Petersburg and invade Kola

>buccaneers of Finland
Take Koenigsberg, Danzig, spill for Warsaw

More finland then spill to SWEDEN YES

Annex Izmir and Ankara

NAP?
I only want Latvia, Belarus, and Estonia, you can have the Lituanien and Poland.
A strong Eastern pact is good for both of us.

Take Mecca and Medina, and head towards the oil,

also OP, are you enforcing the rule about annexing cities? ( n x 2 )

Take Berlin.

>are you enforcing the rule about annexing cities? ( n x 2 )
Yes

>yellow
>not gold

Jimmy's Land
Paris
Dark Blue

Couldn't decide which would be considered "gold". Will fix

Thanks, didn't care that much, but I thought I would ask anyways.

MUP

Fill Germany.

invadify Kola

take paris for jimmy

>Austro-Hungarian Empire
>Red
>Budapest

Prussia>take Warsaw>Krakow
>+2

Fill Greece

Take the desert oil, fill Saudi Arabia, spills to Jordan

Fair warning; I mupdate every 10 minutes regardless of whether you roll or not
>5 minutes

Got pali, gibsmedat city op

Nope

feels bad man

Spanish Empire
Brown
Madrid

>being this unrare

>being not blessed by kek

MUPDATE

>not being blessed by kek either

KKK
Red
Sweden

annexify the rest of Kola, then into Estonia

take budapest spill wein

>what are palis
nice waste

spill to prague if possible

Take Hamburg.

Prussia>take Krakow, spill for Lviv and gaps
>+4

Take Sofia and Skopia, fill eastern Turkey

Get al'Aqaba in Jordan, then try to get Baghdad

Popeistan
Brown
Rome

The Duke wishes to formalize a NAP with the Rus and Habsburg.
What terms can we begin to hash out?
~Albert

Even though historically we were not the best of friends... I would like to offer a NAP to safeguard the progress of our two empires

Well, I'm fine if you stay out of the traditionally Russian territories (excluding Lithuania), if that can be found agreeable then this NAP is settled.
I also wish to extend a NAP to the Habsburgs

I agree, we should form an NAP, what terms will we agree on?

>Purple
>Milan
>Kingdom of The Lombards

MUPDATE
>need to head to the bank before it closes so next mup will be delayed. FOR NEW NATIONS THAT DIDN'T GET THE COLOR REQUESTED feel free to ask for another

i agree with you having latvia, estonia and belarus as long as the Ukraine is first come first serve

annex calais continue to fill france

Take the fish and Northern Baltics, then go to Belarus
Kiev is rightfully Russian, as well as all lands east of it.
You and Habsburg can (((talk))) about how to split the parts not east of kiev

Take Hanover, spill Cologne.

I would like to take control of Iraq, Jordan, Palestine, Lebanon and the southern portion of Syria

Fill Iraq, try to get Baghdad first

Shshsg

Take Tirana, and march towards Athens and take it also if possible.

Go to Prague, spill fill czecheslovakia

Stay out of Austro-Hungarian regions.

>Jeb's Imperial Turtle Army
>Russia
>Blue

I want everything north of that and Aleppo

>spelling Hannover as Hanover
>spelling Köln as Cologne

You're a disgrace to germans, Bismark.

Ok.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE B T F O

Prussia>Fill the gap in Poland and then spill for Wroclaw
>+6t

mixed up replies there
jeb btfo
nap agreed

Langobardia > Milan and northern Italian cities

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Then it's settled, we can now turn our attention to the rest

You did it wrong. So do we have an NAP, Herren?

Hey there its been awhile

presently

youtube.com/watch?v=AQ1HYmfNzcE

havent seen you in a while guy

The Netherlands
Orange
|Amsterdam

Do we have an NAP? My condition is to stay out of Austro-Hungarian lands.

Yeah was on Vacation

ive missed you friend

i have no interest south of Poland (as drawn on current map) if that pleases you then we cool

Indeed did i miss any cool games?

bury the hatchet Jim?

mostly people hating me for no reason

ive never been mad at you

Ja en nu wegwezen kanker homo

Waarom zo boos?

people hate you for the way you play the game man. i just personally like hating on jimmy carter and you give me that avenue so thank you

The House of Habsburg has occupied and kept very little of Poland throughout the years, so you may have it as long as you agree to an NAP.
The little it had was coincidentally lost to Prussia.

Kreeg net een 30 dagen ban omdat ik op /po/ een Cred Forums thread poste.

i play the game pretty well though wouldnt you say?

>+6
>NAP: Habsburg

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How do you play that make people hate you? I've never found you a problem.

So, of the Kiev deal?

depends on the game being played. you spawnkill which is against my code and makes us mortal enemies too.
also that time you ruined a game by lobbying to be pope and then leaving right before war breaks out

You keep the games fun

i will not attack you in the north as stated but Kiev is first come first serve (includes everyone) or no go on NAP

i love you

Thanks bud

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:^(.
You drive a hard bargain.
Kiev IS Russian.
If this is where we part ways, so be it.

Do not go further south from where you are, you are already violating a small section of the Austro-Hungarian empire. You may proceed to go west or east though.

You people are fucking faggots. Nobody likes jimmy land cuz it's fucking retarded. It's like playing as NIGGERAIDS

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Hey guys. rollan for the Netherlands

>MANA

isnt this already settled you fucking Habsfag?
>+6
>NAP: Habsburg

Depending on how things go, I may be open to talks of an alliance.

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Thanks

Iskra Lawrence is the definition of thicc

It is fine, but do not take territories to the south. You may have the wheat but not odesa.

>t. Ash
Fugging Ashhole

My fucking god what an amazing ass

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is thread ded?

Sorry that took so long
>mup inc

Nope, OP went to bank.

Speak of the devil

Just keepin the thread bumped. Might join once OP posts the next mupdate depending on what's free

Better join now because there is plenty free and you need the next roll to catch up.
Mupdate has been confirmed.

MUPDATE

thread is ded

annex Wheat and Nantes

Langobardia > Northern Italia and cities

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Might as well join, free space is only gonna get smaller.

Go to Ljubljana, spill venesia then spill austria

take Potato.
then Latvia and Estonia.

Take Baghdad, fill Iraq

Take Koln, spill Frankfurt.

Free Ukrainian Union
Sevastopol
Dark Grey

Take that nearby star. Spills to that square thingy.

>ukraine
NOT A REAL COUTNRY, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We cool then
Prussia>sail to Sweden and land with one tile, spill Lithuania then Poland
>+7
>NAP: Habsburg

Take Athens and Iskenderun

If my roll counts this turn:

Start taking land and head towards Kharkiv. Send any remainder towards Kiev i manage to take Kharkiv with anything left to spare

You don't start with a city, you have to siege it. You start around the city.

The Duke wishes to inquire as to the possibility of a Prussian-German alliance
>+7
>NAP: Habsburg

MUPDATE
>Spain, Rome, Sweden, Finland and the Netherlands are free to be claimed

Palindrome.

Ah, I understand. Thanks

Yes, you can have Czechoslovakia and Poland, but come no further West.

no bonus?
ok.
Annex the North Baltics and head for belarus

Langobardia > Italia; take land and cities towards Roma
NaP, not allie ?

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Take that city (Samarra). Spills to that other city (Kazan).

Bonus for what?

Take Nurnberg, spill Stuttgart

Fill Iraq

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I will NAP as long as you give up Langobardia as rightful Austo-Hungarian clay.
You can have all of Schweiz, they are just German-Italian-French rape babies.

the bonus on my name.
For the land I own.
You know, fish and stuff.
And I've asked to annex Estonia 3 times now.

im am NAP'd out of Czechoslovakia, but i will not come to germany for sure.
Prussia>take Stockholm, spill for Goteborg and Sweden in general
>+7
>NAP: Habsburg
>Ally: HRE
we have reconsidered the map and political situation of Europe and will allow you Kiev. NAP?

Take Antidem, fill rest of Turkey, and Bulgaria

It is a deal, then.

I can give up Venice and that's it. How can you reasonably except Lombards to give of Lombardy.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Take Sevastopol. Send spill towards Kharkiv.

continue to fill france

You gained Ts for your bonus and you rolled too low since you put Estonia last

NAP?

What say you? Go to war now over +1 city or claim all of Rome and Schweiz. I need all the part up to the tip of austria. Just like a line from the tip of Austria to venice.

Ok thats reasonable although I typed Venice in my post.

Fill czechoslovakia and austria and hungary, spill west

Sure.

wut?

I do hope you realize though that I will be taking Ukraine and I'll take it as an act of aggression to intrude on those lands.

Other than that you're free to take anything else. I just need Ukraine for obvious reasons.

Oh, you will will you?
Alliance?

MUPDATE

Thanks. Nah, I won't be touching Ukraine. I have my sights on the Caucasus.

take bordeaux and strausbourg for jimmy

Langobardia > Italia; take cities down towards Rome

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Take Munchen, spill fill Germany.

take Riga and the rest of Latvia, then take Belarus

Annex Kirkuk and fill the rest of Iraq, spills to Jordan

Take Kazan. Spills toward Volgograd.

Prussia>Goteborg>Copenhagen>Sweden
>+9
>NAP: Habsburg and Rus
>Ally: HRE

Can i take over for orange?
If i can, sail to london
spill to southampton

So, will you agree to NaP or wat? I'm confused what exactly you want.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Continue filling Turkey and Bulgaria, take Aleppo

Take the only wheat near me, spill north.

Map says you don't actually have Constantinople. Can you fucking take it already.

So close to a pali.
I'd also like to point out that the Austro-Hungarian empire had that territory since 1797 and held it until WWI

This is what the map needs to look like. The black dot is a negotiable territory. I will go to war over this.

fill Czechoslovakia and hungary, spill west

Sorry didn't attach file

sorry bro you only have a +7 bonus look at the map

Can you just make a map filling in what you'll settle for, because I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about. I agreed to give Venice and that eastern part. Carpathia.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

a few things are missing on this map

this is it

Ahhhhh my bad
Then take Istanbul then

that is the map outlining the secession agreements with ash for the NAP, not the Mupdate or anything to do with anyone else.

MUPDATE

take Minsk and the rest of Belarus.
Start going to Kiev.
alliance open

annex amsterdam, spill to fill england evenly

Fill Germany.

Langobardia > Take all of Purple and cities
Also, can you make my color Purple instead of Green once I kill them?
Okay, I agree to this.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Continue towards kharkiv.

Take Abu Kamal, fill Jordan

5 spills

Head south towards Volgograd.

Take the Beograd to south and Clujapoea

Give me another turn to think about it, ok?

OP make sure to make this change

Prussia>Sweden to lumber, spill oslo then poland
>+12
>NAP: Habsburg and Rus
>Ally: HRE

Take Istanbul, Antidem and fill Turkey

Zurich.

Pink
KANGZ OF DA NILE
Cario

ok.
Fixed sig op

Is Spain present? If not could I I usurp his place?

Go ahead

MUPDATE

Take Kiev.
Then head towards Moscow

annex cardiff and birmingham, expand evenly north

Defend, head towards bucharest

Feel the Bern, and fill Switzerland, spill Luxemburg and Belgium.

Take Madrid and Valencia. Fill Spain
Change my color to yellow

Take Trabzon and Aleppo, continue filling Turkey

Langobardia > Rome; spares into Italia and Fish

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Take Potato, spills to that square thingy.

Prussia>Poland>reinforce polish southern border
>+15
>NAP: Habsburg and Rus
>Ally: HRE

Move into Sinai, annex Nakhl, spills south west in Egypt

MUPDATE

expand north

Take Moscow, then move west on all fronts.

east*

>west
East?

Get bucharest, spill conquers in a straight line west to east towards odessa along the SAME LATITUDE AS CURRENT POSSESSIONS.

Langobardia > Marseilles and Fish; rest into Italia, Sicilia, Malta, then Carthage

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Take Malatya, continue filling Turkey, cross the sea into Italy.

Fill the area around Cairo

wrong casbah my sadiq

Finish taking that square then head for Vordnech.

pls no

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Op would you like a diagram outlining the maximum of my expansion eastwards?

Prussia>Norwegian fish>Aland>Norway
>+15
>NAP: Habsburg and Rus
>Ally: HRE

If you think it necessary

NAP?

I don't really want a war desu.

Take nothing more west of the westernmost border of your current lands and I'd accept

Conquer everything within those tiles filled in red including those tiles

Sure.

good.
as for the alliance?

I did exactly that so I guess it wasn't necessary

MUPDATE

I'm afraid I have to postpone it as I prefer to stay neutral currently. It would best represent my interests to rebuild the Austro-Hungarian Empire to it's former glory.

annex leeds and glasgow, spill to north sea oil

take oil, then unoccupied lands in Ukraine
>three emperors

You are a great OP.

Conquer the territories to the border of Ukraine, then fill Yugoslavia

Take Cairo, connect that area to the Sinai area, fill Jordan

6 spills. England/Scotland and Oil +2 are filled but you won't make it to Oil +3

Oh can I add to first defend if anyone attacks.

Langobardia > Italia, Sicilia; spares into Malta, Carthage, Sardinia, then Corsica

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

You can if it's in your original roll

Head South towards Kharkiv and Rostov-on-don.

Prussia>take the far north sea oil then sail for iceland (land one tile). if spill put it in sweden then norway
>+16
>NAP: Habsburg and Rus
>Ally: HRE

Take Malatya, fill Tukey, spill into Georgia

also take Amman if that wasn't obvious

Fuck sorry, take comtinue filling Spain

southern netherlands. thx OP

MUPDATE

Fill Belgium.

defend if attacked
if not, fill netherlands/belgium

>within one minute of mupdate
Added. Roll for this turn

Continue filling, spill the Netherlands.

16 spills unless you invade Orange (who is now an active player)

defend

Take odessa and wheat in ukraine, but stop at wheat

spill yugoslavia

if I fill yugoslavia fortify border with HRE using spill

Invade.

Take Tbilisi and spill into
Armenia

faggot

Fill Spain, take Spanish cities.

Officially looking for allies to help with the German menace.

Fill Jordan, spill southern Syria

SHID POO AM EATING; ANNEX MORE OF THE UKRAINE

Prussia>Finnish cities>Iceland>Finland
>+20
>NAP: Habsburg and Rus
>Ally: HRE

Which German menace? There's two Germanic states

6 spills. All of Caucasus is yours including cities

SIG

Take Kharkiv and Rostov. Spills to Atrval??

FUCK YOUR SLIDE THREAD
WE HAVE PERMISSION TO CONQUER EVERY BOARD
IF WE FILL THE SUGGESTION THREADS WITH DANK MEMES AND ACCURATE ARGUMENTS

PLAY Cred Forums RISK

you know what i meant you retard. otto is a faggot

Langobardia > Carthage; spares into Tripoli and Lyon

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

>orders are to conquer other boards
>decides to spam Cred Forums
nice going

MUPDATE

Take Amsterdam.

finish ukraine land and then expand the area se of moskva

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March towards the oil fields in Southern Russia

Fill Spain take the cities, spill into southern France.

Prussia>Finland>Norway>Denmark>refinforce south to north

>+23
>NAP: Habsburg and Rus
>Ally: HRE

Annex Damascus, Fill Israel/Palestine

Defend
Fill yugoslavia
Fortify borders in ukraine and along HRE
Spill fortifies rest of borders

Could we discuss about the ownership of Albania, who rightfully belongs to the Austro-Hungarian empire?

Fixed bonus

And what are you gonna offer in return?

Expand south towards those squares.

Alliance, my Orthodox friend?

Langobardia > Tripoli and the lands east and south of it not past that lip along the coast; spares into Lyon and Constantine

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

A guarantee to not attack or expand into areas you want to. I cannot cede any land because it all belongs to the Austro-Hungarian empire.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albania_during_World_War_I#Austro-Hungarian_occupation_of_Albania_.281916-1918.29

I'm interested

King Ash of The Lombards. I offer an NAP

Let's get the party started, my crusading ally

I can feel the sharks circling for my turtle blood.

Sup. I'm so late for this but is there a way to slip into this bitch before she dies?

Alright I'll annex Albania to you, but all of Greece is mine.

MUPDATE

The first true war seems to have ended with a forfeit ...

Jimmy, Ukraine and the Netherlands are open as well as any unclaimed colors

fortify my borders with Austria, spills go to empty spot south of Moscow

Take Brussels since they're not marked already, and complete the Netherlands, spill Osterreich.

I'm down

Fill unoccupied France, take Toulouse. Spills into Jimmys France

Attack Byzantine Empire.

Langobardia > Lands directly south of Lyon; spares into Constantine and Sheep
Okay, you can have Toulouse and Aquitaine

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Defend

conquer that last albanian territory in order to complete albania (Byzantium ceded me albania)

fortify borders with HRE

spill fortify the rest of my borders

Take Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem, take Alexandria and the land east of it

Allright I'll be Jimmy

Defend. Get Lyon then Toulouse. Reinforce what is not reinforced

Fixing bonus

Prussia>the other north see oil>Scotland south to Leeds>Ireland
Breaking NAP with Habsburg until i see what my ally is doing... cant risk this alliance falling apart
>+23
>NAP: Rus
>Ally: HRE

Langobardia will declare war unless you cease aggression against us.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Fill unoccupied lands in Southern Russia, defend if necessary
Take Kuzey Kibris

straight
also linking you

I will take France. No matter what you do or say. I don't even give a fuck about Italy

Face certain annihilation, then.

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Im attacking right back
1v1 me

breaking nap, nice move

Come and fite me cunt

spending this turn putting on armor

MUPDATE

You say this as if you are allowing me, as if I was below you. I find this insulting

OP Byzantine ceded albania to me
Defend, reinforce borders

Defend.
Take Wien, then fill Austria.

ATTACK GREAT RUS FOR BREAKING NAP.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Noted. Fixed

Head for Toulouse. Take the surrounding Ts

Langobardia > Reclaim Lyon and take Jimmy's Cities
It was more to assure you that I wouldn't attack those lands, since I was moving in Gaul

>Rex Ash of Langobardorum

Attack Jeb and take Rostov-on-Don

>rolls aren't real time

Who said?

Prussia>Full attack on Habsburg for Budapest and surrounding areas
>+28
>NAP: Rus
>Ally: HRE

Defend. Get France

Just leave France for me ffs

defend against Jeb (!) and subsequently take as much territory from him as possible

Fill Egypt west to the border with Libya, take Sisi, spills to Israel/Palestine

Idk, I just assumed.
Just let us have France ffs

This nap is working, wanna upgrade it into an alliance?

Rolls are always in real-time

Is it possible to have multiple alliances? I thought you could only have 1 or 2 which is why I was hesitant.

bs rule, no more than one ally

So how to you wanna split Jeb's territory when we're done cucking him?

new thread!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEE

Fucking coward. Ganging up on poor turtles.

so I get all land in Ukraine and around potato and volgograd.
you get the Caucasus and Kazakh land.
then we can go for the next taret