>be 10 >summer of '08 >dad works for CTV and is invited to a garden party at 24 sussex (Canadian white house for you burgers) >go with him and mom >at the front gate there's a tent with people handing out name tags >there's a huge line leading all the way to Stephen >the idea is that you have your name on your shirt so when you greet him he can thank you for coming by name >I put my name tag on my tie because I was SO RANDUM XDDD >wrap the ends of my name tag around my tie so its stuck there >eventually I get to shake his hand >i rip off my name tag waiting for my parents to finsih their handshakes >the ends that were wrapped around the tie stuck on and now wont come of >Stephan notices while greeting my dad >he walks over to me, licks his thump and starts picking at it >about thirty seconds later his 2 security guards come over >uhh sir? Is there something we can do? >Stephen said "no, I got this." >he gave up pretty quickly and continued greeting people >ate a lot of food >generally a good time.
>mfw the prime minister of canada picked gunk of my clothes
what stories do you have Cred Forums?
Christian Cruz
bump
Eli Lee
bumping 2nd last time
Nathaniel Garcia
bumping last time fuck you guys
Sebastian Fisher
fuck you
James Wood
fuck you
Christopher Walker
this actually is a nice story.
Dominic White
supposedly he is gay and his family is a beard I heard
Jason James
How many world leaders have you met OP? Any stories from South American leaders would be great.
Zachary Wood
Me and a m8ey once opened the gates for John Key at some school
Kevin Perry
the "STOP HARPER" was a terrible meme, and people fell for it.
Trudeau is litteraly 10x worse.
Julian James
bumping
Gavin Scott
I have met Lula. >be in international cruise ship >he was there >met him said I loved him I was 14 >he told me to have lunch with him >could notice his big dick unironically >had a good time Now he's about to get arrested but great guy
Juan Cook
i met weed man up at whistler this year he took a selfie with my ex and had a shit eating grin on his face
Levi Reyes
completely true my dude
Matthew Martinez
Nope. Harper was a literal jew selling our ass to china. He also parroted the multiculturalism schtick throughout both terms as PM. Also he had ties with the american cuckservative establishment, including the koch brothers. Overall, a disgusting globalist scumbag that didn't care about the country at all
Christian Ortiz
Only 1, sadly, but I bump into my city's mayor all the time though
Juan Stewart
This desu. He was maybe 20% more fiscally responsible but still a globalist shill.
Mason Ortiz
And weed man is better? Who'd you rather have as PM, a guy who apoints the most odd and ugly dudes to his cabinet or 50/50 gender neutral cabinet?
Owen Lee
So basically nothing really changed right? Harper would also accept rapefugees.
Julian Evans
They're pretty much equally shit. It makes zero difference that Trudeau won instead of Harper
Oliver Young
(((((you)))))
James Green
No, you idiot. It's not like the US or Europe where they have candidates on opposite sides of the ideological spectrum. Literally all our parties are fucking globalist multicultural shitbags. You should know this
Michael Carter
In Canada this is actually true though
Brayden Robinson
I saw Stephen Harper at a grocery store in Ottawa yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Coffee Crisps in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Nolan Williams
i meet local congressmans a lot since my mom used to be a congresswoman from new york. theyre all cool guys. most famous person ive ever met 1 on 1 was a local congressman, nothing big
Colton Parker
fuck off leaf nobody cares that you're a cuck
Cameron Gray
you don't know anything about canadian politics, so fuck off
Alexander Gomez
HI LIAM I KNOW YOU'RE HERE
Christopher Cooper
If that was anyone else I wouldn't believe you, but since it's Stephan that probably checks out
Gavin Russell
Lately I've been wondering.... What if the conservatives had... STOPPED THE EVIL HARPER! by simply putting a new face up for election instead of Overlord Harper?
James Jones
They're all slimy jews, the question is which one is going to make our lives easy or get us in 40 billion dollars in debt
Josiah Gutierrez
>supposedly he is gay and his family is a beard I heard Yeah, pic related lmao