Hello denizens of /pol.
I live in a somewhat tourism driven suburban area. I have a date with an Australian girl (9/10)
She is on vacation and staying at an AirBnB about a mile a way from my place and the downtown/bar area.
The caveat- she's from Melbourne.
What can I expect as a result of this?
>inb4 durhur roleplaying basement-dwelling virgin
Some of us are blessed by Kek in more ways than one.
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Australians Please Help!
Jordan Morales
William Sanders
Pardon, that should read, (8/10)
Angel Williams
That is a 3/10 you fuckwit. Just because she isn't fat doesn't mean she gets bonus points. Pull your fucking head in.
Isaac Thompson
>I have a date with an Australian """"""""""""""""""girl""""""""""""""""""
Zachary Rodriguez
bingo
Melbourne.. that's not Australia
Robert Howard
>The caveat- she's from Melbourne.
>What can I expect as a result of this?
I'm from Melbourne.
Women here are hit or miss, some of them are incredibly SJW, some of them are almost men in women's bodies. I've found the worst SJW are either foreign or make themselves look SJW, they're usually Indian or Semitic or even British. In fact Indian SJW are the worst.
White girls are better but still hit or miss, all I can say is don't test the waters, but anything goes if she makes an edgy joke. A bogan girl will never be SJW, on that note, maybe make a joke about bogans and see how she reacts?
Lincoln Williams
Pretend you're a sjw faggot. You hate guns. They haaaate guns.
Jonathan Roberts
That's not the actual girl, cunt.
Random Aus. FB girl
Isaiah Kelly
Start the conversation by asking her why she supports fag marriage. Then tell her all of Ryan Anderson's talking points.
Joseph Nelson
>asking dingos for advice on girls
Bruce says to his girl, “Let’s fight!”
She replies, “I can’t. I’ve got me period.”
“Your wut?”
“I’m bleeding. Down there!”
“Your wut?”
“It’s me time O the month!”
“Your wut?”
Sheila drops her pants.
“Well, no wonder you feel like shit. Someone’s
done cut your cock off!”
Samuel Harris
Lil johnny said that, not bruce
get your shit together
Brody Russell
>melbourne
yeah, nah, you're fucked mate
Asher Clark
Just ask her about TISM and call her a cunt.
John Robinson
KOALA BROTHELS
Luke Perry
Bruce comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay's cooking show on the telly.
Bruce says, "What are you watching that shit for? You can't cook to save your life!."
Sheila replies, "So what? You watch porn, don’t you?"
Ian Moore
>Melbourne
Trash belongs in the bin.
Do not let this female become attached to you no matter what.
Joshua Sanchez
She's prob in America to meet Americans. Stop fuckin worrying bout where she is from you dolt.
Just relax take nothing seriously, don't try to impress, as she will see through that like glass. Take her to one of your favourite places to eat ( talking junk food here, no fuckin fancy restaurants) and that's it.
You'll do great mate, just stop putting it on the pedestal.
Carson Hill
Keep calling her "cunt" Australian women love this. I had a girlfriend from Australia.
Henry Butler
kek your alright
Jaxon King
>Melbourne
Get out before she invites her ninety fucking relatives over
Benjamin Hernandez
>(9/10)
Ryan Young
If you want to tap it act liberal a bit. Do not talk about politics even if she mentions it first.
Dont try to pull out a chair or open a door for her unless you're just holding the door for her after you've gone through it.
Xavier Davis
in aus that's a solid 4 at best
Julian Carter
naaw
that's how my parents met
Jordan Long
Australian girl
(9/10)
Pick one
Grayson Garcia
fuck up Zhang Wei
Cooper Young
>Melbourne
Maybe you should realise that memes are sometimes memes and that the people within a city of several million are not the same you stupid americunt
Adam Jones
I'll bite your face cunt
Jonathan Myers
Melbourne dwellers are total cancer.