You can post on this thread only if you can call your country's prime minister a dickhead in public. Otherwise fuck off to your prison
Dickhead abbott
You're such a cunt m8
hahah fuck I'm drunk but that's gold
Notice it's just the two of us?
I could, but King Google won't let me on his golf course.
howdy lads, how's it going?
not too bad mate, pretty drunk, no weed thou
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Based Pine
fuck gold
doing anything tonight other than talking to chicks on omegle?
perfect country user?
huh?
its pretty fucking good
>its pretty fucking good
sarcasm?
our slice of heaven
all it takes is a mindset
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I've called the Queen a parasite, does that count?
>I've called the Queen a parasite, does that count?
in public to her face?
I think I love Australia
Yes, on a University walkabout during my student days
Aww, I was waiting for the flame to travel up the gas and blow up in their hand.
DO NOT BULLY THE QUEEN
She started it
she'll fucking end it too
BEAUTIFUL :'(
I'M ALMOST ABOUT TO CRY
I'VE BEEN WORRIED ALOT ABOUT AUSTRALIA THESE LAST FEW MONTHS
I'm gonna move out into the bush in a few months to work on the farm.
>dickhead
>wife cackles
best part
No, but we can punch our president in the face
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there really are a lot of sooks on here but Aus is what you make it. we cant control all the politics but we can just get on with it. I wish you luck mate. are you going to a station or to a town?
town senpai
Tony Abbott is not a dickhead.
drink piss, keep clear of the crack.
its a fucking epidemic out there. the kids have a culture of pessimistic self loathing. talk to the old folk, that's where our country is
kys
So cringey how they pretend to be like British politicians :^)
those are whites, they are smart enough to use lighter fluid.
however, they are lefties so they aren't smart enough to know that lighter fluid isn't the best for setting stuff on fire.
dw m8 im in and out of the bush all the time. The oldies really are golden out there. Hard and smart bushmen that are still in touch with the old Australia.
tingle on the back of my neck
good on ya matey, take care of yourself and best of luck
Isn't Tony anti immigration? Or is that the only good thing about him?
Why is such a meme Aussies, what did he do besides say "shit happens" a lot?
He was anti people arriving by boat. He imported shit by plane in the thousands.
How about a faggot?
@0:08 and 0:44
>Vucicu pederu
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I think we win this one guys.