The kind of magazines your daughter will read

that's so 2014, now you have to be at least 10 inches for a girl to feel anything

Your bull is just fine for your woman, Sven. Perfect size. No need to worry. She'll be satisfied.

Go gay I guess. Most dicklets have very low testosterone anyway, might as well go full bottom and have a fulfilling sex life.

This guy FUCKS

> Current year.
> Reading

You have higher hopes than I do.

the surgery you're thinking of just makes you more of a shower. It doesn't change your erect size. Some guys have more of their penis inside their bodies when they're soft. They're called growers. Some guys have more of their penis outside when soft. Showers.

Micro Penis here

Ask any questions you might have

>this guy FUCKS
New meme

why would anyone do it? seems like an awful lot to go through just to do helicopter dicks

Have you had sex before , if so , did she mention it or react to it ?

Below average could always look for midgets and other womanlets. Vaginal depth is somewhat related to height/body size so it might be enough to satisfy a pygmy.

Just out of curiosity, what does it mean when a girl tells you that your dick is good for grinding? I had one escort tell me that and I dunno what it means.

H-How's that really like? D:

>implying im teaching my daughter how to read

Any interesting stories?

Just to show off to the guys at the YMCA after shooting hoops I guess. To be serious it's probably to trick women when you're wearing a speedo at the beach.

>tfw getting swole but I cant get rid of my fat band to get a V-taper

help me

v tapers are for chads

Kill yourself fag enabler
>muh dik
>muh cum

idk, i am 10 inches and i have been told by my ex that i am too small. her ex in that time was black guy so ofc i wasnt even suprised, now she is with him again. More suprsingly she was like 60 kg, 180 cm and still could not get satisfied by my d, so its obvious that european women are made for black dicks

You know what's worse, being hung like a tuna can.

Who else here short and wide?

you used the wrong side of the ruler m8

I'm a bioengineer. I wonder what kind of money I can make in the lab grown monster cock market

Let me ask you a question. Why would you be bothered by things which you can not control? What purpose would it bring to your life? What change? Focusing on things you can not change instead of those you can will lead to the destruction of your own self being.

>It doesn't change your erect size.

oh well fuck that then

it makes your dick floppy as fuck too so that's a double negative

knowyourmeme.com/videos/118568-silicon-valley

i ordered an escort to lose my virginity and told her before what my problem is

i dont know how it is the other way but it really bothers me cuz im very insecure

i think im having a sex life similiar to that most people have here ... none

have you tried hanging / ADS / Jelqing?

I had a friend who told me his penis was "very very small" and he got to a decent place with rigorous stretching jelqing and hanging.

thundersplace is the place to start.

Idk, my gf told me the same thing when we first started dating. I just assumed she's retarded since she thinks 'user is fucking huge' when I'm like 5 inches

>/fit/
>successful job
>8" cock
>5'6" tall manlet
>rejected all the time because manlet

penis size doesnt matter guys :/ i wish i was aborted

>Tfw not part of the 6 inch master race
I'm like 5.5-5.75

>5'6" tall manlet
>tall
woah woah there m80. i was taller when i was 12 kek.

Shit bro, i feel for you...There really is such a thing as genetic lottery, life's a bitch :'/

Penis transplants will become a thing soon. They just did one for a penile cancer survivor. Soon international Asians will all have 14 inch penises. Then we won't be able to laugh at their small penises. so small.

He was saying that he is 5'6'' tall, not that 5'6'' is fall. Learn to fucking read english before posting, dumb eurotrash.

>paying for another man's cock to fuck your girlfriend
Lmao the cuck meme really is true isn't it?

lol.

The Chinese will probably start harvesting google dicks from their African workers. Who smarr penis now white man

>What do small dick people do?

They run for political office in your state and Washignton DC. Some join the 3 letter agencies in lieu of going into politics.

It's the only thing that makes them feel like a "man".

How many times have women they were dating pulled down the guys pants and started laughing their asses off?

>/fit/
>handsome
>approachable and confident
>good job
>9" cock
>5'9" king of the manlets
>Fucked so many women and got used to the constantly I developed crippling sex addiction

The key is approachability and confidence. Stop being a fidgety awkward faggot around women.

Damn... we used to bully a guy in highschool because of his little penis, but we didn't know it was true, we were just taking the piss on the poor guy. He was a quiet but nice guy.

Me and my class went to the riverside for Spring day and I invited this guy. We drank and shit. One guy who is a cunt started harassing the guy over his dick, we tried to play it down but he was kinda drunk so he pulled down his swimwear and it turned out that the microdick rumour was true. Not only true but holy shit... I mean dicks shrink in water but the guy's dick was like a shy turtle, literally nothing but a little bit of foreskin peeping out... he wasn't even fat. Thing is he got really upset and some people laughed (every girl laughed) but I couldn't man, what the hell. I tried to befriend the guy over the course of the following weeks but he didn't want to be anywhere around me.

He started doing drugs and his life went to the shitter. He killed himself before prom.

>soon men everywhere will have to explain why have black cocks attached to them
Kek

>people who seem to be well-acquainted with what it's like to have a micropenis

butthurt manlet detected

I met a woman once whos vagina was so tight that it could only take one finger, and not even my middle finger. Just gotta find the super tight ones I guess.

Jelq hard

>tfw you have all of this as well, but 5'10"
It doesn't get any better at average height, family

Hehe

link motherfucker or troll shit. gtfo

L-sit (search progresion pic, go slowly)
Lose more fat

Okay time to post dick sizes boys.

tfw
>16.5 x 13 cm

>5'9" is tall in bongland
western women have standards. They'd turn around the second you'd open your mouth

Thunders sucks. There's another website that's better, but I can confirm it works. Be careful as you can permanently damage your dick.

>tfw I have a big dick but too socially retarded to get to the point where any girl would see it

Why?

What does a micropenis even look like? What is the length?

I have.
It is :(

well what is the website chad?

Its extremely damaging and offers no garantee that you will have an erection ever again.

OP is right, there is nothing you can do to increase your size. Pumping ranges from ineffective to dangerous.

That's horrid. But since convincing a woman to have sex with you is the most important part of the process most women ignore the size when it comes down to the real action tb'h

>I saw his dick so stalked him for weeks
typical 4autist

6 inch cock

average job

5'8" manlet

I never even tried with women, I never even tried anything sexual, I literally never bothered with it

I just fap to make the pain go away, and it still works at 25 years.

Do you know how fucking weird that would be to have someone else's dick? Plus, wouldn't there be some serious scar tissue around the base?

Lab-grown dicks with your own DNA, I can see catching on, but wearing some dead guy's dick around is something that no one is gonna want to do.

same

fucked 3 women, none complained

Benis transplants soon

This. I'm legitimately attractive. I've been told I should be a model, twice this month. I also haven't touched a vagina in two years.

It must be terrible. Not only you barely please a woman, you are also Romanian.

>tfw hotdog penis + fat

Anything under 7 inches is a micropenis. It also must be as thick as a soda can

>penile cancer
What. Seriously? That's a thing? Fuck. Fuck life.

Yeah, and it's also true that Asian women are generally tighter. I felt like Mandingo with my 5.5 incher while I was backpacking around that part of the world

The average in places like China and India is literally like 4 inches

>be 5.5" hard
>tell gf I'm gonna start trying to make it bigger with jelqing
>"Noooooooo"

not sure how to feel

PE Gym most likely. Don't believe anyone who says that jelqing works, though; all that's happening is that you're making your penis "bigger" by developing scar tissue, which means if you jelq enough you won't be able to get erect any more. The penis doesn't have any regenerating muscle which is why it's able to go from flaccid to turgid. You can't "train" your dick to become bigger, otherwise everyone would have a 10-incher from jacking off five times a day when they were twelve years-old.

>caring about what women think

found the problem

have you tried talking to a doctor or ideally several doctors? they can give trans """""men""""" functional dicks, im sure theres something that can be done especially since its considered an actual medical condition

>tfw 8 inch cock
>tfw I'll never get to use it because of crippling social anxiety

user I think you might be onto something. We should start a business.

It's extremely rare calm down. But if you get it you're fucked, they basically castrate you

they actually do have penis cosmetic surgery, you can also take certain steroids to change your penis size, but you'll be all fucked up on roids

this

well at least in my nation of poverty stricken dicklets I have a massive dong at 15.5 cm

>Muh dick
come on you're better than this

It really fucked me up. I'm angry all the time. I've never had any of that humiliating experiences, but in general i just hate myself for not being able to be on par with other men. That, plus i have daddy issues, like i've never really had that father-son bond with my dad. I'm so fucked up like i don't know how to connect with men (as friends), i don't have emotional starvation, like i'm so okay with loneliness. I see women as superior to me to the point where i'm afraid of making mistakes of being not perfect in front of them. I also overcompensate with music and fashion, i force myself to get into the obscure ones, it makes me feel like i'm a slightly better person.

I won't try my luck with women anymore. Like what's the point. Maybe i'll marry someone, but idk i mean i don't want it now, i don't feel like i actually want it. Marriage and love is only for perfect people. I'm not, i'm so below them.

I cri sometimes. I wish i was born different.

14", 8" circumference is the minimum.

you're above average you fucking cretin

microdicklet here

I once went to an escort because clearly I am not getting any. When we got to fuckin' she had mentioned that "I can't tell if its in" which killed my erection.

That was the last time I used an escort. I don't see a point in trying anything anymore.

Can I get an answer from someone who doesn't watch BBC porn all day

6'0", 170lbs. 7". I only fuck fat chix.

Stick it in her ass.

Dude I'm socially anxious and have 8 3/4 x 6 3/4 and I jack off on webcam for girls by using "pinterest" and "instagram" as tags on Omegle. I don't give a flying fuck if I don't touch a vag, having groups of girls strip just because of the dick is all a guy needs to feel satisfied.

Yea shit like that is why I don't believe in God. Why would an omnipotent being give children cancer and men penis cancer. For what reason?

This

Would rather die

I seriously think whoever manages to do this will be one of the worlds biggest billionaires in history.

>tfw first time showing my dick to a chick and being surprised that 7.5 inches is big
I was always so insecure

>6 inch dick, average girth
>5'10
>pretty good face, get told i'm handsome quite a lot
>secretly insecure as fuck but know how to be cocky and fun around women

Feels slightly above average lad

It's not just women.

Well i basically have skinny fingers, not so hairy, medium to high pitched voice, and a small dick. I don't really go for women anymore but i still feel inferior desu, i feel like i'm just below anyone else. It's not a good feeling.

Never did I think I would be identical to a leaf

It means you're the right length to hit her cervix when she grinds you, and she gets clit stimulation at the same time.

I'm sorry for your lost.

have you talked to a professional about this? I have similar issues as far as the poor father and finding relating to men difficult, I also know exactly what you mean about never being good enough and wanting to be perfect, low self esteem can be a bitch.

You know you have these problems and they can be addressed. Seek some help and talk to someone, I did and it changed my life. I still have bad days and I still beat myself from time to time but I have gotten considerably better since first seeking help a few years ago.

Every guy is insecure about his dick, regardless of size. The problem guys had before the advent of the internet was that women could always compare their tits, but guys could never compare their dicks since they were never on display. All it takes is one compliment to make a guy feel masculine again.

And one bad comment to make a boy blow his brains out.

Same

>6" dick

Same situation here. Never had a problem finding and fucking women. Have had a few lose their shit when dumping them, too. I just don't think about it, never act like its a big deal (no pun intended), and keep plugging away (pun intended).

Anything 5" and above should follow that template. Just get in shape, act confident, and just fuck. By the time she says anything it'll be too late, anyway!

find yourself an asexual woman. My friend did it, they play shit tons of video games together.

What rationalization did talking to a professional give you? Because all the rationalization in the world is just to come to terms with being underequipped. That normal people would never have such thoughts occur to them naturally. What could possibly lighten the fact that you fell into the 1.3% bracket that is absolutely worthless?

Is it ok to be a cuck if the guys are white

>They picked a buff white guy as the image for the article

What a coincidence.

>France

>5'10
Sorry to hear that m8. You got pretty close to having it all.

Penile cancer, and small penises. I mean really small, folks. Many such cases.

I haven't. Idk i think it would be a shit load of work (you know therapists usually give you ""homeworks"" like start talking to people to your left and right etc etc). I'm in a setting where everything feels comfortable, but also painful sometimes. Comfort is a big word for me, that's why i stay.

And no i don't have any close people to talk about this. Everyone knows that i'm fine, just a bit quiet.

You must be really outgoing and muscular. Girls don't fuck shy and average guys.

>asexual
no thanks, 2 of my closest friends are asexual women. They'd be fucking awful to date. Besides you can play vidya with your hetero gf anyway.

Other user just needs to pursue something that isn't dick related like woodworking.

All rise for our national anthem.

youtube.com/watch?v=IFe0OfEtP2w

5 inches ;_; atleast I'm tall

JUST
U
S
T

did he fall off a tree branch on his way home to the jungle?

You don't even need to be in shape. I'm skinny (not quite skeletal) and basically average in all matters of appearance and below average in terms of career, money, talent, etc., and yet I still have above average success with women just because I'm friendly and fun

I'm really outgoing but not muscular. Doing maintenance and not being a fat slob is enough for most women.

Most women really like a guy who is confident and smart enough to hold people's attention in a public setting. Being charismatic is a huge asset. Doesn't hurt that I'm above average looking, even though I'm mostly average in dick size.

I'm sorry to say this, but you are both gay.

I'm you plus 20 pounds and .5 cok inch. Fat chicks are for building confidence, if that's all you want I guarantee someday it won't be enough.

I don't care about love. I don't seek companionship. I'm so okay with being on my own, farting, sitting in ugly position, i also have ugly face when i'm being focused or serious. If i uave companions with me, i have to wear my mask, i'm scared of being natural in front of people.

Oh and i think i'm still too selfish now that i only care about how women see men's sexuality etc etc. I don't want to fall into the 'special' or 'ill' category, i just want to be normal and common like everyone else.

Having a small dick is like having cancer, like people see us as needing special treatment special everything. I hate it. It's very inferior.

>falling for the vaginal jew

Vajewna(tm)

Thank me later guys.

puatraining.com/blog/9-best-sex-positions-for-men-with-smaller-penises

I wonder how this correlates to populations of blacks per country.

And there's nothing i can do about it. (Except if there's a cheap penile surgery). So you guys need to stop bashing on gay people because no one can help it, you're just lucky that you're born normal.

Still, larger men are a lot, and out there. I mean if you were a woman, would you stay with a shitty guy when better guys are out there wanting you ? Homosexuality and celibacy is the redpill, guys.

Ch-checked mein fuhrer

bigger than the vast majority of pornstars

>thank me guys

>pic related taken from whatever trash site you just linked to

Or are they just pretending to be retarded?

Post yourself jacking off on omegle. Watch girls jaws drop.

Watch guys like me get jelly as fuck : (...

make a virus to kill all the niggers instead

Or this. I dont see any reason to go vaginal when anus is like 1 inch above it.

36" here, I wrap my cock around my ankle so it's not peeking out my pant leg

>She kept asking "Is it in?"

Barely. You need 7 inches MINIMUM. That is the cut off.

At least he's white

Nigga that aint a cock, its a tentacle!

You should audition for jap cartoons

Manlet

Femanon here. You need at least 7 inches

Just find shorter girls

>Tfw manlet with a small dick
>pretty sure your balding as well

My existence is a cosmic joke

get creative. fuck the shit out of her, ram that fucker in as deep as you can go. Effort matters more.

>Completely denies himself a sex life over a penis that is at worst slightly above average.

The ultimate cuck.

>HUNGary

She'd still think about bigger dicks and talk about bigger dicks with her friends anyway. She'd think "a bigger dick would always feel better however good a small guy grinds". There's no point in trying.

But yeah i would give up my orgasm for women's orgasm because i just care that much about their thoughts.

I second this.

Shut up roastie

women are retards, do not ever ever listen to the things they say

so long as she is emotionally into you size doesn't matter if you're at least within reason

my dick is exactly average length, slightly above avg girth and I fuck women to the point of shuddering every time because I know how to rev the engine

my 21 cm (8,2 inches) long cock will fuck you up good Cred Forums
literally nigger-tier

do something super important. why haven't you taken out an evil dictator yet?

>90000000

maleanon here

kk cups are MINIMUM

...

No, you're not.
No, you don't

I'm coming for you. Prepare to be HUNNED.

>German
>Micropenis

And suddenly Merkel's policies make sense.

Maleanon here, you need at least the hymen

>Op talks about indoctrination.
>Everyone itt is a shill.

So fucking mad. There are plenty of studies that show 7 inches is the ideal length. Fucking google it and stop being salty about your sad peepee

that article is literally about you senpai. sorry

I think being a manlet is worse than having a microdick. Manlets are literally WORTHLESS.

Well i believe smaller sizes should still work but the bigger the better i guess

Actually it sounds like you have nothing else going on in life, making you hypercritical and extremely nervous about people.

Experiment with having normal non sexual interactions with others. Your self image is currently completely defined by your own r9k-tier self criticism.

Who knows what your orientation is when theres a fucking jungle in your head.

Same and 5'11 :(

You can identify which woman is shorter than you. You can't identify which woman has shallow vagina.

>"""studies"""

studies that base their conclusion off women's self-reports aren't scientific you fucking gypsy retard

those same studies try to prove what women are attracted to and end up with a different answer depending on stage of the menstrual cycle, his perceived wealth and her relationship with her father

you'd know these things if you weren't a white knight beta faggot

>women
>knowing what an inch is

i've heard TWO exes talking about my "7 inch monster" and it's fucking 5.5"

A lot of insecurity in this ITT, just be yourself and you'll be fine

>Experiment with having normal non sexual interactions with others
I have, and of course it wasn't experimental. And i've never really been interested, like it's not fun, it's not exciting, it doesn't make me want to do it again. The downsides overweigh the benefits.

K bro, doesn't change the fact that bigger is better and that an above average dick will set you apart as a superior mate

anyone who says jelqing doesnt work is either a liar, hasnt tried it or did it for a month thinking it was going to grow an inch in that time.

started 4 months ago and went from 5.5 to 6.2 inches length and 5.2 to 5.8 girth

i had a friend say to me "I've never had a boyfriend with less than 9 inches", so I asked her to show me with her hands and it was about 6 - 6.5 inches.

women cannot into spatial coordination

>5.5" dick
>gf says I'm "perfect size"
>find out later she's fucked 7 other dudes
>all bigger than me
>"but user, you're my favorite!"

Bitch, if your going to cheat at least be fucking honest about why you did it. Kicked her ass to the curb that night. To hell with women.

Well actually i wish i was someone else, physically.

>Latvia and Lithuania: everyone has a micropenis