GTFIH: GARY JOHNSON BTFO BY HIS OWN TONGUE
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again?
So cringey. Worse than the Aleppo thing tbqh
....what!?
he's like a turtle
thatjthth thahtththhhh kthhtht kththta aa hthtktk
Don't lie, if you were him you'd all give zero fucks at this point as well.
Gary Johnson = confirmed reptilian.
Holy shit, all the political machines are malfunctioning
THE SYSTEM IS COLLAPSING ITS HABBEDING
>the way she pulls back after she sees his tongue
this is gold
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I can #feelthejohnson right now!
Actual disgust
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Jesus Christ he's a weirder Jeb Bush
i was definitely not ready for this
thats so fucking hot.
WouldElectAsPOTUS/10
WHATH ITH ALEPPHO
Is this guy's implosion going to be detrimental to Trump?
why
what in the fuck
is he high again?
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Probably
Why does he look like a methhead?
>when you try to be funny but it's just cringe
This post is an example
He is sabotaging himself to let Trump win. Same with the A Leppo thing
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The republican party I guess has accepted that they have a chance to win with Trump because at first the neocons were anti trump, now they are hikacking the libertarian party by throwing money at Johnson to fuck up.
It's great to be watching this election race unfold day by day. But at the same time it's very sad to know that we'll NEVER experience an election like this ever again in our life times.
>people in the background just dont give a fuck
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This guy needs to lay off the weed...
Bro. Just... I mean... Like, you have to know that... Because... wow.
Is he proposing to go down on her.
because it's free press
>He is sabotaging himself to let Trump win. Same with the A Leppo thing
No, he's just that stupid
It's not his fault. He's allergic to cilantro which is a trademark ingredient in Aleppo hot sauce. (Which he discovered recently)
It made his tongue numb.
he's probably attracted more berniebros than nevertrumps, so unfortunately yes
This webm kills Libertarians.
Just imagine the debates. Hillary coughing to death, puking green slime as Johnson wags his revolting tongue around, babbling incoherently. Meanwhile Trump stands victorious, sporting a shit-eating-grin, trying to hold back the laughter as his opposition loses control over their most basic bodily functions.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
REALITY IS TEARING APART
>Forces nearby enemies to speak in Demonic, reducing their casting speed by 50% for 15 sec. Only one curse per FROG GOD can be active on any one target.
What in the fucking hell...
She wants the T.
Jesus Christ the Lolbertarians are a trainwreck. Don't do shrooms and go on TV.
>the chick's face while he's doing it
There's Trump dominating news cycles because he games the system type of press, then there's Johnson being a complete retard type of press/
>american politics
>american politicians
hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol
>me standing there at the debates would be enough to swing the election in my favor
>literally talks like a child afterwards
shit just memes themselves.
He really tries to shut himself down because he's taking to many votes from Hillary
Kek got his tongue.
this was supposed to be gary's big year
>that maniacal laughter after it
>Weed is harmless...
Why is Mika confused that Johnson is a retard?
XD i'm so freaked out right now? What was he meaning by that i don't know.
Wtf im johnson now
Guys, what the fuck has been going on this election. Memes aside why is everything so fucked up and weird?
What program are you using to make gifs and webms so fast?
Fucking crazy.
GET THIS POTHEAD OUT OF HERE
that chick is a qt
Hes a funny guy like all ancaps.
The suited up version of vermin supreme.
what the fuck is wrong with this guy, what
the
fuck
>taking libertarians serious ever
On the surface it seems like he's decided to go with self-inflicted wounds to generate more news coverage, as he is a floundering candidate with nothing to lose.
Unfortunately, the reason this strategy isn't working for him is because his approach is weak, and beta. Trump does this with strength and power, which ends up being a net positive.
Johnson is just a faggot and I can't wait to begin btfo all the idiots on my Facebook who are posting articles about him. "I'm here to kick ass, and climb mountains, and I don't see any mountains." Like wtf, okay you risked your life climbing a stupid fucking mountain so that makes you qualified to be a badass? I mean I'm sure some respectable people have done it, but normies are unironically pushing that as some kind of qualification/alpha trait. It's not. It looks cringy.
Literally what did he mean by this? Was it intentional? Was it some sort of strange reflex?
Johnson trying to take the heat off 50 PERCENT Hillary
it isn't working
Double numerals confirm.
This webm was an instant classic
he wants to eat her gabbagook
>"and what is alllLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Remember that Jim Carrey movie where he is God? And he fucks with a journalist colleague the got the anchor job? This reminds me of that.
>Just joking around, making the point he could talk like that in the debate and still emerge a leader
>Everyone quick to just yell CRINGE because they're autists who can't get a subtle joke
You guys are retarded
would get it
The problem is that GJ's feats don't match his character
How can you be such an indecisive manlet and climb Mt. Everest?
Total failure, even when he succeeds
This
Savor the moment :-)
Does he have some form of dementia?
>What is Aleppo?
>Glad nobody was hurt.
>Ablab bab ba
This fucking guy
yes indeed, pot induced
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put it away that fucking thing mang that look like a lizard
libertarianism and liberalism are mental disorders
prove me wrong
We could have our very own first autistic president, imagine that
It just seems incredible that there aren't 3 functioning humans leading.
shittiest crop ever
did my best
He's speaking Parseltongue.
Somebody needs to investigate Johnson's mental health
Trump can stick his tongue out and it isn't weird. It's all about the most minute details, the duration, the timing.
Gary Johnson honestly comes off as a truly autistic, creepy man. Makes Jeb! look like the height of suave and smoothness.
Dude...
christ that's horrifying
When did pepe-crossover memes start transitioning into Stephen Lynch fever dreams?
I'm genuinely amazed how this guy managed to make himself out to be a worse candidate than Hillary Clinton
>God-emperor Trump
>not a "functioning human"
nigga wtf are you talking about? He's probably one of the top-10 most "functioning" humans on this planet right now
David Lynch?
Garry already broke my heart with political correctness.
He could be attempting to appeal to the cringey old guy loving demographic that Burnie monopolized for so long.
This is worse than autism
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It's not even about his fake libertarian credentials anymore...The guy's presentation is total dogshit.
Yeah, his numbers are in a nice, steady decline...but watch how those fuckers sink like a lawn dart 2 weeks from now.
Looks like a future president to me
Wow..
This is why lobertians get 0 female support. They all act like this.
I can't stop watching it. It's the Dean Scream turned up to 11.
QUICK SOMEONE MAKE A BRENDAN FRASER EDIT OF JOHNSON
Libertarianism is Autism: The Ideology
>nothing to do with my performance
He just basically called Americans stupid. How is this not getting any attention?
>lelbertarians
I'm a fucking idiot
have some tits
It says a lot about his campaign that he's being interviewed on a fucking park bench. They probably had to scatter a few winos for that prime spot
>that reporter
Hnnnng.
The news just gets more and more salacious with their female reporters.
>tfw memetarians hijacked one of the best historical flags in the country
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She looks like a monkey
dats rayciss
I think he's making a joke. He's saying that he could do that at the debate and it wouldn't matter because people would still see that they have a third choice llblg dllbg dllldglbl glllbdg.
>dude weed lmao
thats what you get
Kek
It's pretty obvious Gary Johnson never grew up mentally from being a little boy.
He's like an autistic grown up Alfred E. Neuman in a suit and sneakers.
Too much weed, man!
LIZARD FUCKING PEOPLE!!
Notice how Johnson never criticizes Hillary, another reptillian.
Why the fuck did I vote for this man in 2012?
Reptilian confirmed.
No, just a libertarian.
Imagine if he did that to that feminazi bitch that went off on Hugh Mungus. I'd bet she would just have a stroke, and shit all over herself right there on the spot.
So. Much. Cringe.
I had to pause it three times just to get through the awkwardness.
ahahahahahha
he should be the pouts for sure fuck those two gay cunts
Is he the new Yeb?
Thanks for Feeling my Johnson
Hahaha holy shit, is this guy even a real fucking person? I refuse to believe someone can be so un-self aware to their awkwardness. It's like Cruz's fucking power stance all over again.
The conditioning! It's breaking!
When people started actually spending time making memes.
>memes are memes because they are shit tier
>when the shrooms kick in
>this kills the libertarians
BASED GARY WANTS TO TONGUE THAT PUSS