>were going to get a massive influx of shills becuase of this Fuck
Landon Thompson
There is one, I just don't have it saved. Someone will post it I'm sure.
Zachary Davis
>Ted Cruz comes to the inauguration in January with a black cowboy hat >leaves with a white one I think that this his how his redemption arc will conclude
Dominic Myers
From previous thread
>What do you think of Hillary's anti-trump advertisement?
Dilbertman must have a mansion if this was the final straw where he can't even ironically endorse her any longer.
Jose Hughes
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Gavin Garcia
Shouldn't he heroically sacrifice himself? Like take the force of a Hillary Shillbolt for Trump?
Charles Perry
>you can tell them to go fuck themselves That's the clip where they added a bleep and trump didn't actually say the word right? How do they get away with that?
Grayson Brown
Shadilay
Ian Lopez
Will this help much in Wisconsin?
David Sullivan
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James Sanchez
Yesterday or the day before?
Noah Stewart
>that obvious fake because Would have been funnier if it was something arbitrary like Trump eating at a real restaurant
Brody Reyes
sorry cheese boy, but I think i'm gonna vote perry.
Logan Myers
PSA: DON'T PAY ATTENTION WHEN PEOPLE CONCERN TROLL ON RECENT POLLS
Just so it is easier to visualize and instead of the misleading image people usually post straight from the RCP head to head polls here is the current standing (as of a couple of hours ago) in a chart :
> with a proper full Y axis (instead of compressed to 8 points, making any change look dramatic) > with all individual polls represented (instead of just the average) > with the polls on their proper last polling date (instead of release date, as they sometimes postpone release for "reasons") > with an attempt to represent the margin of error (the glow around the data points).
Just look how close both candidates are, even with the "unusual" polls like both NBCs and the Rasmunssen.
There is no slump, no clear advantage for Hillary (or Trump for all that matter) and both candidates will reach the debates in a virtual statistical tie.
Except of course that Trump state polls are magnificent this week. Dark blue states becoming light blue, light blue becoming toss ups and light reds (according to pundits) revealing clear advantage to Trump
So whenever shills and concern trolls mention polls remember this post and the chart at the pic related.
And remember to MAGA, always MAGA
Kevin Campbell
FUCK DID WE REDPILL DILBERTMAN
HE STARTED RAMBLING ABOUT POLLS AND DISHONEST MEDIA THE LAST DAYS
Hudson Turner
If Cruz is our vegeta, then who is our piccolo?
Robert Young
2.5 million isn't a lot for a man of his age. And remember that's just 65% for anyone over the 2.5M mark. It's still quite high for everyone else. And it's a tax that shouldn't even exist.
Bentley Green
DEATH TO DEGENERATES!
Kevin Foster
I think this is even better than that template. Would still love one with the template, but thank you.
Hudson Martinez
>Futa Fuck off stonetear shouldn't you be testifying before you suicide?
Matthew Phillips
polt is a girl you dumb faggot
Evan Cooper
It's not even that. Early voting ballots are almost always Dems since they're lazy pieces of shit. The fact that there are actually more Republican early voting ballots this year means >substantial drop in Dem turnout >substantial increase in Rep turnout
In other worse: BLOWOUT
Hunter Anderson
oh baby, thanks man.
Nathan Stewart
That was his plan all along. By pretending to be for Clinton, all the while saying nothing but nice things about Trump, both supporters would listen to him. MASTER MIND.
>you will never destroy the Bush and Clinton empire in just one election season like Trump ;-;
I can say, most Mormons will be voting for Trump. While they dislike his harsh speaking, and comments on Muslims, they LITERALLY consider Hillary the Devil.
Mason Bailey
Florida early ballot requests, with link this time.
Doesn't he live in NoCal? If so, he just has a house. Normal houses sell for $2.5M in NoCal.
Jaxson Ward
>I think that this his how his redemption arc will conclude
actually concludes with one of his daughters marrying Baron Trump, and Ted being appointed to the Supreme Court
Mason Williams
Dems always pull higher in absentee ballots. Just the fact that Trump is ahead is crazy
Andrew Richardson
he has had a comic in every newspaper in america for decades
i think he is doing alright
Austin Ortiz
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Mason Scott
Yes, praise KEK
Asher Foster
him taking a bullet for someone else would probably the last way he could ever redeem himself.
Eli James
Ben Carson?
Eli James
I live here and the only person that I've met that isn't for Trump is this literal flaming faggot who's #WithHer. I've only seen Trump signs/stickers, except for this one time I mistook a "Hillary for Prison" sign for a real one.
Juan Sanchez
Two big failures with it
One, the fade in line at the end I thought read "THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT"
Two, low-self-esteem lolis is making my dong expand
Jackson Smith
How much (more) is Hillary shitting her pants because of this?
Luis Sullivan
Too late to try and come to our side and be a hero, Combetta. You're as fucked as your boss is.
William Sanchez
Keep up the good work my man
>How do they get away with that? They probably didn't, which could explain why comments are disabled/deleted.
Carson Hill
why do Repubs suck so much at early voting?
Benjamin Taylor
Isn't this the timeline where dilbertman endorsed Hillary out of concern for his own safety? He was always pro-Trump, right?
Lucas Hernandez
Blackhawk doesn't really have 'normal' houses. It's a very high end place.
Zachary Flores
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Asher Nguyen
>not momiji >dickgirls Don't be a faggot
Benjamin Johnson
Nah.
Cruz will protect the internet until the 1st of October. Then, Obama will try to give it to the UN but the congress led by Ted Cruz will halt this, and postpone it for 6 months.
Then, once Trump becomes president, he will stand in front of Congress on the 1st of April, with Ted Cruz at this side, and declare to the world that " Our internet will stay American", under thunderous applause from congress. Ted will smile at him and tell Trump that he can keep his delegates.
Ted Cruz will then walk off into the sunset, back to Texas.
Ryder Lewis
can you explain this please
Jason Torres
Because we don't use dead bodies or illegals to vote
Gavin Gutierrez
THE WORST ABUSER OF WOMEN
SHES AN ENABLER FOLKS
Brandon Cox
He's just a redpill away from naming the Jew at this point.
Joshua Davis
WHY AREN'T THERE ANY ARTICLES ABOUT THIS?? (even by Breitbart and the like) SEEMS HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AND INDICATIVE OF TRUMP MOMENTUM!
Colton Howard
Yes, he lives in California so supporting Trump makes you liable to be lynched.
Carson Davis
Top notch offerings pal.
SHADILAY!
Jeremiah Lopez
*back to Canada
Caleb Jackson
Godspeed rodent cowboy
Ethan Miller
Sauce on OP pic?
Jeremiah Myers
he was never pro anyone (until the CNN racial profiling thing) he just wanted to talk about persuasion and trump was good at it he endorsed hillary for his own safety
i think he is pro trump now, because of the racial profiling thing
Nicholas Cox
>Two, low-self-esteem lolis is making my dong expand kek
Cooper Reyes
Trump is winning Florida early voting. Republicans don't win Florida early voting. Until now.
Thanks pal! It takes some repetition but making sure our pals don't fall for the CTR tricks is important.
Jayden Torres
>Anasheya
Thomas Reed
Would kanye really be a democrat?
Jordan Scott
it seems like Lee county is the one who will win it for Florida
Camden Lewis
>be illegal Mexican >pretend to support trump all year ironically >it was a funny joke >trolling libtards and sjws >shitposting about trump >thought pop was just satire and trump posting was just a meme >be me today >5 weeks till election >virtual tie >Hillary fucking dying >trump may actually become president
Jesus this video says 720p and it is more like 40p
Get that shit off the general, it is a disgrace to Trump
Samuel Carter
Would mean that 17% of Voters were independents. They wouldn't be publishing how the ballots went already.
Trump is stronger among Independents though.
Angel Cruz
A redo would be fucking great, as long as everything happened the same This year has been wonderful
Ah, I may have misinterpreted it as a "Hillary's going to suicide me" joke
Matthew Bennett
better get ready to build that wall Carlos
Owen Ross
>dumb spic falls for the "Cred Forums is satire" meme every time
Grayson Johnson
>Trump's grandfather left Bavaria illegally, dodging military service >Trump dodges service in Vietnam
I guess dodging military service runs in his family.
Jacob Scott
40-33 towards Dems doesn't match ?
Jayden Perry
>runs in his family. Are you saying behaviour is genetic?
Austin James
Uncucked county reporting
cucked counties need not reply
Logan Cruz
You guys...
Check OP's picture, it's a painting of Trump with "Zlatokosi" / "Goldenhaired" written on it in CYRILLIC...
Guys... Look at OP's ID...
and praise Him...
Parker Roberts
Not sure if you were trolling like the guy above you
Samuel Kelly
You have our support dahnald
Isaac Ross
I also remember that you posted the shilling/forum sliding/subversion guide on an earlier occasion You're doing god's work, user.
You have to start packing user.
Xavier King
/deutsch/ pride worldwide
Lucas Butler
>making america great again was just a joke bro!
2016 IS THE YEAR OF Cred Forums
Brandon Thompson
>Trump's grandfather escaped just in the nick of time to avoid Nazi Germany
Wow, what a hero, must run in the famalam :)
Cameron Cox
my pleasure :)
Jack Hughes
Ugh, looks grotesque with a flat human face
NOT furry, do not want
Isaiah Parker
>Cruz will endorse Trump
JEB ENDORSEMENT WHEN JEB?
Lincoln Foster
I wonder if you'll say your shilling was merely ironic.
Aaron Green
my new wallpaper
Jayden Powell
ncsbe.gov/absentee-data click on absentee voter data for the general election to download the info.
Also Pic related is today's numbers for NC
Christian Scott
Trump is by far the most moe meme candidate of all time. Mfw if he doesn't win. It feels almost as important for Brits as Brexit. Do your best!
Aaron Morris
Nice Tom of Finland drawing, queer.
Cameron Edwards
Wrong, the age of the information era is over. IT IS NOW THE MEME ERA, CHECK EM
Tyler Harris
>AK47 Kek
Nicholas Bailey
Who the hell cares?
Andrew Wright
>Be one of possible few Trump supporters in Chicago. >Surrounded by libtards and idiots that either suck Hillary's taint, or sadly keep holding on to Bernie Sander's skeleton. >Waiting for November 8th. >MFW I'm totally going to vote Donald into office against what the people in my city would probably want.
Charles Hall
Are you guys sure you should be worshiping the god of CHAOS? That means he could turn on us at any moment.
Gavin Sullivan
The memes do
Jack Garcia
You have to go back and come back legally . . L E G A L L Y
Eli Brooks
The article seems to be using data from before Sept. 20. The picture uses data after that date.
This user gets it. Half of dilberman's writings are examples of his persuasion/hypnotist background to see who gets it, and who keep observing things on the 2D level. Its almost an experiment in manipulating people on the internet.
Adrian Adams
Can someone redpill me on the nc early ballott status? Is it bad?
Dominic Price
Nice check, Meme area confirmed.
Gavin Hall
Yeah. It's about time it get posted again. Will save it for after the debate tho, as shilling here will be at RNC levels (if not higher at Indiana primaries levels).
Evan Lewis
Cruz is Vegeta Carson is Piccolo Jeb! is Yamcha Rand is Future Trunks Rubio is Krillon Cristy is Yajirobi Hillary is Frieza The globalists are Perfect Cell Trump is Goku Pence is Gohan
Who else?
Nicholas Edwards
Google please!!!!!!! This guy is obviously a butterfly, either that or some stupid durdens. You can obviously tell he's a car salesman trying to act all cool, trying to act all pepe like. He is probably a secret Skype I bet, if he did that to a skittle or a yahoo he would be seriously hurt.
>Trump team builds psychological profile of Clinton for debate >archive.is/B8zVs
>The advisers believe that the profile proves that Clinton has significant weaknesses and that they have identified her ‘tells’ — words, phrases or gestures she uses when she’s unsure of an answer, or is trying to deflect her way out of an uncomfortable question, according to the operatives familiar with the preparations. For example, according to one of the sources, an operative who works with the campaign, Trump’s debate prep team believes that the profile proves that when "she doesn't know the answer, she says this, etc.” The goal, said the operative, is to get Trump to recognize the tendencies, “so when he hears her say 'X' he knows what is going on, and can respond accordingly.”
Brody Ortiz
>Dems at 36 >Being polled at shit like 45%+
>Independents at 20%+ >being polled at less than 15%
welp, landslide inc.
Nathan Davis
Fuck what those people want. Give them what they NEED.
Nolan Gonzalez
How the fuck do I read this?
Adam Carter
>avoiding dying in useless banker's wars runs in the family hmmmm... really makes you think
Gabriel Lee
I heard it was Friday when I was watching the Committee stream yesterday.
that's an excellent positive attitude to have user!
Nicholas Hughes
Woah
Adrian Allen
especially if he refuses to let 9/11 victims sue Saudi Arabia.
Zachary Richardson
> 4 years
I don't think you understand how dynasties work.
Logan Parker
>do you think Hillary will ever come back on the shitshow she pushed the media into and reason that it was the media promoting her so hard that caused her to completely plummet to where she is now?
Samuel Adams
>51515 nice.
Carter Ross
>m-muh taxes lol these fucking cucks are pathetic
Christopher Butler
THAT'S MY POINT. IF HE LOSES DESPITE ALL PUBLIC NUMBERS SHOWING OTHERWISE, IT WAS RIGGED!
Jose Perez
...
Dylan Rodriguez
witnessed
Grayson Myers
Just keeps happening
Ryder Reed
he is here
Joseph James
Hillary wouldn't have won the primaries without the media shoving her ugly decrepit ass down our throats.
Levi Johnson
Original content do not Steele
Cooper Foster
65% is fucking retarded
>dad dies >now $3 million in debt >have to sell farm
Eli King
Chuck Norris is just an internet joke for retards.
Kek is Kuk. Part of the Ogdoad, pair of Keket.
Asher Peterson
Oh you bet I will!
God bless America, and God bless the beautiful city of Chicago!
Chicago-user, reporting for duty!
Kayden Hughes
Artist?
Angel Gonzalez
Change hillary to Buu Soros to Babadi Randlet to Krillin Rubio to Trunks
Carson Martinez
Well people won't say it, but they're not gonna fucking vote for a tax increase like that. Trump could be replaced with Hitler's clone and we'd still rather have that than her now
Easton Parker
don't worry user, he's with us right at this moment.
> Hillary show up to the debate so fucking high on experimental medicines she sees Kek himself
> slurred speech and out of place smiles and laughter
> 15 minutes in she """stumbles""" off her big boy stool breaking several bones
> the debate end with paramedics wheeling her off stage as she smiles and laughs too stoned to feel anything waving to the crowd with limp hand broken at the forearm
> Old Media all do stories simultaneously about how tough Hillary is and oversample Democrats to give her a big lead in the polls
> Soros commands BLM to instigate more riots to get her off the front page
Wyatt Cook
Oh shit 8 years confirmed Trump dynasty has begun
I wonder how Don Jr platform will be?
Eli Cruz
...
Zachary Cox
Calm down man.
>no hannity >get fresh chimpouts to help Trump
>no show pagliano >pagliano held in contempt of court, stripped of his immunity and to be brought in by us marshalls for a hearing at a later date
>no paul combetta >still discovered evidence around paul which may result in an ongoing investigation between now and November reopening Hillary's email case with new evidence that may get her arrested
See the silver lining, MAGA brother.
Lincoln Smith
amatiz
Tyler Bailey
>it's an 'everyone in the thread gets dubs' episode praise
Also Jeb should be Vegeta and Cruz should be Freiza
Carson Robinson
What did they mean by this man caught rogue transmission on AM radio while near airport saying "Trump will go 26th" for 5 minutes straight called radio station had no idea what he was talking about youtu.be/3Fq_OYmLC3w
Oliver Adams
The whole concept is retarded. >Oh, someone in your family dared to die? >You have to pay taxes for that now, being dead is illegal
Christian Anderson
>u99sqjvu ID dubs checked
Jordan Harris
It seems that Dems are -7% of their 2012 registered voters in NC
>D. -7% >R. -2% >I. +16%
Ayden Sanchez
ITT
Kayden Turner
We are all Kek's children
Robert Cook
>cruz thinks he's the smartest man ever, not endorsing trump >surely this guarantees my victory in 2019 >fastforward a few months >cruz realizes trump IS going to win >oh shit i fucked up.jpg >dahnald, dahnald, dahnald please pick up the phone
Daniel Sanders
I'm in Los Angeles so this is me too user
Dylan Williams
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Henry Hernandez
oh, so that's why dilbert endorsed him. Those taxes would hit him too
Elijah White
Absentee ballot requests are currently at 36% Democrats 35% Republicans 29% Independents
In 2012 it was 48% Dems 32% Republicans 20% Independents
The other data is just stuff I'm using to watch the trend so if there's a spike in Dem votes at some point I can see it. If all you want is where we are now you can ignore it.
>get taxed on income >use that money thats already been taxed to buy stuff >get taxed again from buying that stuff >die and leave it to my son >he gets taxed on stuff and money that i've already paid taxes on probably 20 times over
the average voter won't read an article about estate tax though so it doesn't really matter and if Trump makes a big stink of it on the debates he is gonna get hammered by the media for caring more about the .01% and Hillary will roast him for it on live TV
Jayden Barnes
...
Luis Anderson
Yeah I guess theres a silver lining. Does pagliano really get stripped of his immunity? Would the DOJ really let that happen?
Jose Walker
>TFW EVERYONE GETS DUBS WHEREVER YOU GO
Adrian Wood
If you applied this to the whole country what would it look like?
Noah Adams
You should check out his periscope today, its really reassuring.
If digits kek will smite him for his belief in supernatural gobldeygook
Gabriel Nelson
Always with us, it is a brand new age
>THE MEME ERA
Zachary Fisher
Dems numbers are fucked
Mason Martinez
HIGH ENERGY /TG/
HI KEK, SHADILAY
Blake Roberts
Way too many gets ITT. Kek is shining the light
Jaxson Rogers
lol
Zachary Watson
Praise kek
Liam Gutierrez
Landslide incoming. They couldn't even rig the early voting.
This doesn't account for likely poor Clinton debate performance and devastating Wikileaks.
He will take every state.
Wyatt Bell
Probably referencing the debate.
Oliver Harris
But then you wouldn't get those sick 9s
Noah Collins
Kek is merciful and kind to those who believe.
John Scott
what the fuck is going on
Dominic Jenkins
Sheeeit.
James Flores
That's just people who requested a paper to vote on right?
Xavier Russell
The Awoos shall be heard for aeons!
Luis White
lol
Chase Young
He violated the law and could face jail time now, he doesn't gain much from pleading the fifth anymore if he's still going to the slammer, especially in light of Combetta evidence.
Bentley Ross
I had a dream last night. I was in my house when Donald Trump came to visit. I knew he was coming, and I had a lunch set out for him. I can't remember what he was eating, but I had to run outside to get fire wood for some reason. When I went outside, I saw the Angel of Death in the woods, and he raised his arms and point at me. I ran back to the house and slammed the door behind me, but I looked and the Angel was already in the house with me. I told Trump to get out, but I couldn't speak. I was so afraid that the words wouldn't come out. The Angel ignored me and started walking to Trump, and I woke up.
I prayed very hard when I woke up.
Adrian Jackson
And Trump is leading double digits with Independents Nice
Julian Flores
NEW
Asher King
...
Jack Bell
If you only knew lad......
Zachary Williams
KEK HAS BLESSED ALL /TG/
Jaxon Peterson
When's the Trump/Clinton debate?
Levi Taylor
I had a dream Trump called out, by name, the Jews. I had to argue after that with my father as to why Trump is entirely right about the Jews.
Robert Ross
wew checked
Angel Stewart
>In 2012 it was >48% Dems >32% Republicans >20% Independents Thanks for explanation. Now I checked and turns out even with those numbers Romney won NC in 2012. I am now almost sorry for Illary.
Christian Sanders
This is some MKULTRA sleeper agent shit
Carson Harris
26th
Easton Wilson
When I praised kek I called for his presence to this thread, we must be respectful
Elijah Anderson
CHECKED! THIS THREAD IS FULL OF MAGIC
PRAISE KEK SHADILAY AND AAAWOOOOO!
Landon Harris
weeeew
Ryan Wilson
NEW
William Rodriguez
Clinton will win!
Jayden Smith
This Thread has been blessed by KeK
Juan Flores
I thought they called it the "Death Tax" now.
Ian Thomas
It works actually
Who is Ginyu Force? Cummings, Warren, Khan, Combetta, and Kaine?
Jose Hernandez
A Trump landslide in every state other than California and New York.
Cameron Parker
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Carson Brown
He's here guys
Austin Jenkins
NEW
Easton Phillips
Meme Magic vortex
Oliver Long
CONFIRMED!!! PRAISE KEK!!! SHADILAY!!!
Austin Adams
WORLD'S GREATEST DUBS SO GOOD YOU GET DOUBLE DUBS
Mason Ross
What does an Angel of Death look like?
Austin Nguyen
Clinton will shit her pants
Jeremiah Perez
All that butthurt in that article
All that salt in the comments
They know Trump wins
Hunter Allen
Nothing turns a state red faster than civil unrest by BLM.
Tyler Perry
>Trump could be replaced with Hitler's clone and we'd still rather have that than her now >Hitler's clone >a bad thing
Wyatt Mitchell
It's good from what I can tell at this point, the gaps between R's and D's are closing by each day
Blake Foster
KEK IS HERE!! IT's HAPPENING. I"M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT
Blake Foster
>"sniveling coward"? Hehe that was just politics Dahnald