Things you won't hear black people say

Things you won't hear black people say

Happy Father's Day

Happy birthday, son

I'm not on any welfare programs, I have a full time job, and support my loving wife and family.

>i confess. im very sorry

Yes officer I'm unarmed and will comply.

Yes, officer

Bye kids, I'm off to work.

I'll put the gun down officer

That officer was right to put down that black thug.

It was my fault.

I did do something

Sorry.

After that lecture on cultural appropriation, I'm really feeling guilty for wearing non-race appropriate clothing and speaking English.

Honey, get the kids ready to go out for dinner, I just got a promotion at work!

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>anyone really good at 6502 assembly? I'm getting into the NES home brew scene. I know some x86 assembly but this looks like pure fuckery, need halp

I messed up.

Best one

Hello sir I'm here for the job interview

>what a great day at work today!
>what a terrible day at work today...

I will take reaponsibility for my actions.

I have no idea because there are no niggers in first world countries

I would like the Filet Mignon please.

I got the job

I would like to open a bank account today.

don't talk to me or my son ever again

I had to steal it.

There's no way I could've fixed the issue without copying the library I found on github. I made sure to give proper credit in the comments.

Weed is bad for you.

After finishing the university I'll work with my dad for a while

"ask"

I have good credit

kek'd

the Black Lives Matter movement is a terrorist movement

I'm always on time

Please watch my Snickers bar while I go to the bathroom, fellow black person.

please do not call me "nigga" it is quite offensive

I dont want walfare anymore. I am moving back to africa.

>Excuse me, officer, what appears to be the problem?

>that's reasonable

Fried chicken? Imma vegan dawg

i think we should wait to have a child. the economy is to unstable for us to support one

Things that Jews never say.

Spurdo Spurdo benis xDDDDD

It's my fault I'm a failure.

My son happens to be a thug, I don't like it but it's true.

50 years ago black folks had a gripe but not today. All I see white people doing is kissing our ass.

I apologize for my indiscretion.

>let me get the tab guys

It's my own fault and I take responsibility

Fucking googles

>$20 ?
>what do you want $30 for?
>oy vey, fine, here's your $40
>now don't go spending it on propogating race-mixing son

Glad to be here bright and early, boss!

Sir, you dropped your phone.

Hitler did no wrong

I intend on investing my tax refund check in a small plot of land or some mid-to-low risk stocks, not blowing it on the down payment to a Chrysler 300 which I will never make another payment on and some rent-to-own 24 inch rims.

With this great new job of mine, paying child support is actually easy. I'm pay it on time every time I receive it!

No, I don't like fried chicken

It's true, the holocaust never happened

Underrated

>haha don't be silly
>the six million figure was EXTREMELY exaggerated!
>I mean, it would take over 100 years to get anywhere near that number haha!

We were kings and shit.

I did do something

That's probably two jews talking to each other when the goyim are not around.

mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

"Please" and "Thank you".

Don't worry, I got the tab

>Well, the holohoax is part of the plan to exterminate mankind, especially the white people, why do people still believe in it? Its clearly a lie to make people be on our side and hate the good guys

or

>im sorry for exterminating other races, and ruining peoples life and killing 30 million christians, and destroying nations

We had excellent service, I think a 20% tip sounds reasonable.

>Sorry I've no time to chat, I'm late for work

They'd probably try to make BLM an opcode

It makes the processor crash. Lol

>I would gladly grant my position of power to one of another religion, and who is more fit for the position than me - even if it means destroying the Narrative so that all voices and all opinions on any political matters are heard equally and with the same volume across the West.

kek, Poland a first world country.

A 6502 program made by a black guy:

NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP

There's a black guy at my work who always says "axe"
I cringe every time he does and I think he notices. He's also my boss

> thanks for the excellent service, here's a 20% tip

> I see now that my actions were wrong and I'm sorry for my behavior

Actually Officer Smith, he did do something.

i'm sorry

>I'm into professional pen twirling

Go to Warszawa and you'll see plenty, mostly accompanied by blonde women

Why the hell would you ever spend so much money on rims? Don't you have children to take care of?

>Don't worry, I'll take care of my children

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man i got so many hmm
"hello neighbor"

Sure thing white man you can take my money as a means of sustenance because I feel bad for you, after all we are equals.

I got a job!

I'm not going to kill you
Where da job application at?
Ooga booga where da black women at?
Maybe I did do somfin
America is racist so I'm moving back to Africa
Welfare needs to be removed
Maybe I shouldn't abandon my son
I don't have any STDs
I take responsibility for my own actions
I'm not a serial murderer and rapist
Gangs need to be stopped
I have an education
I appreciate the work of police officers
We wuz spear chucking cannibal savages
Maybe I should stop driving like an asshole
I can sympathize with you
What does the inside of a jail look like?
Drugs should be illegal
Gang violence is a problem
My dad is going to pick me up from school

you dont have to pay me back

wat? even you, polan?

The amount of treble in my Subaru is preposterous.

excuse me sir, you dropped your wallet

zozzle

Dat hivemind

Keep the change.

>He's also my boss

>White americans are not responsible for the actions of their relatives who have been dead for over a century.
>The african slave trade existed long before America was colonized and was a direct result of uncivilized warring tribes in Africa selling their captured enemies.
>I diddu sumfin

Hi, dad
I'm off to work

Hold my hand when we go to the zoo, okay?

I'm going to work extra time, to save some money and give my father a nice father's day gift!

>90000000

kek

...

What a hard day at work.

google

Funny: when I search american inventors in French language, there ain't a single nigger!!!

"You're all invited to my son's bar mitzvah"

What's the name of this show again?

We got a few (though they're very rare - one per thousands and almost only in bigger cities) but they're actually working, paying bills and generally contributing. No BLM, we wuz kangz or other gangsta bullshit goes unpunished.

...

thank God my ancestors were on that boat

Yes sir officer

90000000

Kek

I did not do this thing you are accusing me of.

...

lol

Aaaaahahahaha

i did do something

Let me grab a job application

your slavic shithole is not first world, alexei

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t. A third worlder

wait till you get more in the same location. don't ever allow more into the country, polan

I've heard a certain black sheriff say something along those lines

i apreciate all the things white people have done for me

>I am responsible for my actions and I apologize for the disruption they caused.

I take responsibility for
I accept responsibility for
It isnt the system oppressing me, I just made poor choices
Hello officer, have a nice day

I'm so happy to be a father! Let's go shopping for our kids clothes!

I love you

kek

Honey! I'm back! Sorry it took me so long to get those smokes, the corner store was closed so I had to go to the gas station up the block. Alright, son, let's look over that math homework of yours and then it is off to bed. Tonight's a school night!

rekt

Yes, i read that book.

i am the average of my trash friends and that is why i will stop spending time with them.

The R at the end of the words floor, store and door