TRUMP GENERAL: PENCE A CUTE EDITION

>Trump Rally in Chester PA 9/22/16
youtu.be/_zPFx1Pqep4
>Pence Rally in Mesa AZ 9/22/16
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>Trump on Dobbs 9/22/16
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>Pence Rally Colorado Springs CO 9/22/16
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>Trump grabs some cheesesteaks 9/22/16
youtu.be/N99qIhsoVp8
>Trump speech at Shale Conf in Pittsburgh PA 9/22/16
youtu.be/WCa9NBgCSOw
>Trump on F&F 9/22/16
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INTERVIEWS
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>Trump on F&F 9/19/16
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>Trump on Media Buzz 9/18/16
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INSPIRATION
>Trump ad: Movement
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>Deplorables Unite
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump in 5 minutes or less
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>American Hero
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CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
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I've had it up to HERE with RDJ/Iron Man

BEN COME HOME

REEEEEE DAHNALD, GIVE ME THE DELEGATES

TRUMP

been a good day full of gets. We comfy?

Where are (You) guys?

AWOO

LYIN' RATO TED TO BEND THE KNEE

So do you guys think Trump will get more support with his second campaign like Reagan did, or win by an even slimmer margin?

PEPE!!!!

First for my nigga Tyson

How's early voting going? Are we getting crushed?

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Really makes you think

The Butter, Ted.

KEK BLESS TRUMP

meme magic confirmed to be real once again

MOURNING JOE

POSTING IN A SHILLBOT THREAD

KILL YOURSELVES

everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

primarymodel.com/

guys.... this is bad. 87% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 13% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....

The Emperor demands only that you kneel.

Getting my dubs

Kim Kardashian is a realization of the American dream. She made hundreds of millions of dollars using nothing but her name.
Her endorsing Trump is proof that anyone with any business sense supports him

>The delegates...just don't seem so important anymore...

Even my cat knows Trump is going to stomp this thing.

youtu.be/MvbbMjv1KoE

youtube.com/watch?v=7IMuLiNWyHg

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

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What are these (((principles))) benji?

DID I MENTION THAT I WENT TO HARVARD?
AND THAT I'M A LAWYER?
AND THAT I'M JEWISH?

HAVE YOU SEEN MICHELLE FIELD'S BREASTS?

AM I MESMERIZED?

PERHAPS

Joe is Joe.

Absentee votes are in? How many states are red right now?

hardly

We comfy.

Donald trump is an avatar of god.

Hitler was an avatar of god.

This is civilization's last chance to accept him.

twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/779293574403858432

Getting cucked

ENOUGH ABOUT MY DIVORCE!!!!
DONALD, WHY HAVEN'T YOU DISAVOWED DAVID DUKE?!!?!?

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benji is such a faggot

A Scotus position in your administration, Donald.

was was 7 to 1 Rep, is now 3 to 1, so Dems are still winning but a it's a massive shift since 2012

IS THIS HOW THE SHILLING OF JOE DIES?

When Donald J trump wins, the Cred Forums admins should play shadilay over the board of Cred Forums globally like Cred Forums did with the Mario song

What if we get Kanye too because Obama called him a "jackass."

THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=gccYLBGdX08

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Checked

TRUMP WINS

>Trumpsters who expect #NeverTrump Cruz-backers to now endorse think we backed the man, not that he reflected our principles. Nope.
Does this even make sense? My mind can't process it.

>"Shutdown" Complex

What principals exactly? Stubborn jackass

Lets not pretend he's only concerned of jews staying in power over our politics

We're gonna win folks.

Trump signs everywhere. Liberals are triggered by this. Their fake reality is phasing and collapsing around them.

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Old School Cool. I admire your dedication sir.

youtu.be/W7I92r9GqUw

What in the hell is that man doing? Context?

Early Voting Shows Hillary Clinton Beating Trump Badly.
This doesn't look good for Mr. Drumpf.

Saw it on Rachel Maddow.

People would vote for this guy.

washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/2/gary-johnson-tossed-rival-austin-petersons-gift-of/
youtube.com/watch?v=Tb85xyZVrI8
Get fucked Gary.

He will get 96% of the Black vote

AWOOO

Disgusting meme

Fucking (((skype))).

>Ted Cruz to endorse Donald Trump
Lawdy dawdy, looks like the ratos have come home to roost

>Ted Cruz
>on the supreme court
>nonstop memery from the bench
>30-40 years of hardcore patriotism coming from the department of justice
>nobody to challenge him in 2020

THE MEMES NEVER END

PRAISE KEK!!!

Actually, Dem turnout for early voting is way down and Trump is already winning Florida from absentee ballots alone.

NEVER

I do not trust this snake at all. He must be quashed. I don't like him being associated with Trump at all. He's pure poison.


DEATH TO RATS!

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Some Jew just backed Trump on CNBC.

Are CNBC closeted Trump supporters?

Loren! That part always gets me.

Cute as heck

>Donald Trump is just a New York liberal! I vote for Cruz, who is a true religious conservative! I mean, just look at Cruz' lovely family. What a guy
>CRUZ ENDORSED TRUMP? WELL, UH, IT NEVER WAS ABOUT THE CANDIDATE. IT WAS ABOUT THE P-PRINCIPLES! YEAH I ONLY VOTED CRUZ FOR PRINCIPLES!

wow that's it I now wear asics for Kasich.

Bro bump

Early voting is rigged in favor of Dems.
Early voting fraud is how Obama won.

Chicago style "politics" is now on a national level, meaning its corrupt as FUCK.

Who here is getting paid? These retards don't realize he only bought a billboard

>What a goy*

BEND
>BEND
BEND

nice

>90054263

Checked the NC absentee voter file again.

s3.amazonaws.com/dl.ncsbe.gov/ENRS/absentee11xx08xx2016.zip

Dem.
>22444 = 35.9%
Rep.
>22079 = 35.3%
Ind. or other
>17954 = 28.7%

theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/11/whos-really-winning-early-voting/264436/

In 2012...
>Who's leading: Democrats, 48 percent to 32 percent

Democrats DOWN 12%

My observation that business channels like fox biz and cnbc respect/like Donald.

His recent Clinton ones are absolutely stellar.

youtube.com/watch?v=120LBWWdj6c

Not very nice of you

Yes. I checked the polls and Trump is doing horribly in most of the states. Hillary basically has this in the bag.

It's their attempt to project all the evidence of CtR shilling everyone onto the "alt-right".

Obviously baseless.

Why has no one made an epic "trailer" for the upcoming debate?

PSA: DON'T PAY ATTENTION WHEN PEOPLE CONCERN TROLL ON RECENT POLLS

Just so it is easier to visualize and instead of the misleading image people usually post straight from the RCP head to head polls here is the current standing (as of a couple of hours ago) in a chart :

> with a proper full Y axis (instead of compressed to 8 points, making any change look dramatic)
> with all individual polls represented (instead of just the average)
> with the polls on their proper last polling date (instead of release date, as they sometimes postpone release for "reasons")
> with an attempt to represent the margin of error (the glow around the data points).

The source for both the individual polls and the average is the RCP 4way average located at realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html

Just look how close both candidates are, even with the "unusual" polls like both NBCs and the Rasmunssen.

There is no slump, no clear advantage for Hillary (or Trump for all that matter) and both candidates will reach the debates in a virtual statistical tie.

Except of course that Trump state polls are magnificent this week. Dark blue states becoming light blue, light blue becoming toss ups and light reds (according to pundits) revealing clear advantage to Trump

So whenever shills and concern trolls mention polls remember this post and the chart at the pic related.

And remember to MAGA, always MAGA.

(worth repeating every once in a while to preempt the CTR shills)

WHAT THE FUUUCK HAHAH

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i hope this skype falls off a very high cliff

Trump also emulates the American Dream. Ice Cube summed it up nice. Will Kims endorsement turn people to Trump or turn them against her?

>DONALD TRUMP BULLIES VICE PRESIDENTIAL
>WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS: INNOCENT SHOULD BUMP OR ASSERTION OF DOMINANCE
>TENSIONS ARISING BETWEEN GOP CO-TICKETEES

We're dominating.

post ur debate face

>tfw you'll never watch the primaries arc for the first time again

It's the truth, I've been waiting for this moment since 2008. I've been waiting for my redemption, I'll put it out there right now - I voted for Obama.

I made a mistake, this is me coming full circle. I'm doing the right thing this time, I'm taking my country back once and for all.

New York - PLEASE, DON'T LET ME DOWN! LET'S DO THIS!

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PRAISE KEK

dang

This is like some Bruce Almighty shit

I thought Ice Cube strongly denied any endorsement of Trump

Dems vote with early ballots in a greater ratio than Reps, hence they normally send in more ballots that way. However the amount of ballots they're sending is is extremely far down from what they were in the past - forecasting extremely close races in many areas.

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WE WON GUYS!!!

WE ACTUALLY WON WE WON WE WON!

HOLY FUCK EVEN THE TIME TRAVELERS ARE WITH US!!!

washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/23/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-whos-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/
washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/23/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-whos-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/
washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/23/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-whos-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/

Where do I find all of these?

>IRONMAN BTFO
twitter.com/EvilHillaryPics/status/779323507884687360

people are finally taking the good pill.

Because Hillary basically already won the debate by not being a deplorable, racist.

How do we know voting results already ?

do all of these #nevertrump-ers think that they'll have any chance at 2020 if hillary wins? the country's demographics will be completely changed and they'll never win an election ever again

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dysfunctional autism

>tfw I mostly saw recordings not live

We're kinda slow in the dubz department, let's start turning things around boys, Praise Kek, and Make Gets Great Again

go away shadman

Which were the best episodes of the primary arc ?
>New York Victory
>Battle of Chicago
>Final fight vs Rubio

Looks like the negroes are getting uppity, boys.

>be me
>going to the mall because that's the only place with a verizon store nearby
>walking through the parking lot
>hear some commotion in the distance
>it gets closer
>"fuck donald trump!! fuck donald trump!
>BANG
>"yo fuck donald trump!"
>BANG
>quickly crossed the street, but intriqued by the noise i stood by the door to see what was going on
>suddenly a shitty honda civic -- filled with negroes -- speeds around the corner
>it sounds like a lawnmower and is leaving a trail of black smoke behind it
>negro in the passenger seat is shouting variations of "fuck donald trump!!" over and over
>driver hits a speed bump going at least 30 mph
>BANG
>negro diver immediately hits the accelerator to rev the engine and gain speed for the next bump
>BANG
>car passes by me and the passenger looks at me and yells, then they hit another speed bump
>they're all laughing and "clowning", probably high on marijuana
>go in to the mall hearing "fuck donald trump".... BANG.... over and over in the distance

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Agenda polling like they tried to do vs UKIP. We don't.

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Early voting shows Hillary getting BTFO, if Rachel Maddow said that she's full of shit.

Will the FBI kill my dogs if I save this?

Yesterday, I was looking for suggestions for debate bingo. went to
print-bingo.com/print-bingo-cards.php
and used the following:
CLINTON COUGHS
MODERATORS BRING GRAPHS FOR TRUMP
CLINTON GETS SOFTBALL QUESTION ABOUT BEING FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT
TRUMP CALLS OUT CLINTON ON EMAILS
TRUMP IS A RACIST
TRUMP IS SEXIST
TRUMP IS HOMOPHOBIC
TRUMP IS ISLAMOPHOBIC
CLIMATE CHANGE
CLIMATE CHANGE
ABORTION
TEMPERAMENT
FOUNDATIONS
MODERATOR INTERRUPTS TRUMP
FACT CHECKING
SLIDESHOW
UNQUALIFIED
INSENSITIVE
PUTIN BLACK LIVES MATTER
ISLAM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TERRORISM
TAX RETURNS
PAM BONDI
TRUMP UNIVERSITY
GOLD-STAR FAMILIES
THIN-SKINNED
LOOSE CANNON
THE ALT-RIGHT
ANTI-SEMETIC TWEETS
ISIL/DAESH
COMPASSION
GLASS CEILING
ASYLUM SEEKERS
BUILD BRIDGES NOT WALLS
HILLARY MAKES DEATH GLARE
CROOKED HILLARY
DAVID DUKE
YOU MADE FUN OF DISABLED PEOPLE
VLADIMIR PUTIN RUSSIAN BOOGEYMAN
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
NAFTA
TPP
WALL
WINNING
PAY TO PLAY
CLINTON FOUNDATION
DISASTER
STATE DEPARTMENT
KKK
YA KNOOOOOW
BIGOT
FOLKS
PEPE
CHINA
WE GOTTA GET SMART
HILLARYS HEALTH
TRUMPS HEALTH
TRUMP DISHONEST HILLARY HAS SPASM

The site randomizes the phases so the cards are different. Thanks for the help lads and lassies.

MAGA

Help stop David Brock's latest CTR effort!

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I remember when Trump was just a "lol this guy is a great troll candidate".
Oh how far we have come.

I'm in Illinois and I don't trust early voting.
Maga!

Oh really?

>MUH PRINCIPLES
What "principles" are those, exactly? They never explain that part.

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He says he stopped smoking weed but I think it did something to his brain

In the book of Depravations it reads, “Look! Jesa's dwelling place is now among men, and they shall dwell in her creamy cookie. They will be her fuck-toys, and Dog himself will be with them and be their God. He will wipe every cumshot from her eyes, and there will be no more empty nuts or edging or blueballs or shame, for the old order of things has passed away. He who was seated on the throne said, 'Behold, I am making every fucked pussy new!' Then he said, 'Write this down and cum on it, for these words are trustworthy, faithful and true.'"

Halleblewya!

When the Marcobot started malfunctioning, great scene

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Do you like this better?

Shame there hasn't been any good antagonists since the Cruz/Kasich saga. Writers fucked up and made Trump too OP too early. And what the hell ever happened to that Bernie arc we were supposed to get?

Finally an accurate poll.

Live free in the NC!

So did a muslim yesterday. What is happening??

>tfw we'll never have an election cycle this exciting

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Wew

New York will almost certainly let you down. In Albany county and I'm voting against him.

The country as a whole might pick him though. Then everyone will have jobs and he'll knock the hell out of ISIS, because Obama is stupid.

Last thread was kind of a hurricane of MM. It's ok if we take one thread to calm the waters.

I have that pic famalam

>How do we know voting results already ?
Not voting results, only early ballot request for absentee vote.

People in America register to a party (or register as independent) in order to participate in the primaries. When they request an ballot for early or absentee voting it is possible to measure how many of each party request one and extrapolate that information into actual support.

But they can't know the actual votes, voting is secret.

These could go on TV without the memes and f words.

>tfw you will never get topped by Pence

jdimsa ;_;

Kek...I like it

>This kills the Trump's campaign

Anyone got that image of a mutated Pepe projectile vomiting?

Back in 2012...

theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/11/whos-really-winning-early-voting/264436/

>NORTH CAROLINA

>Who's leading: Democrats, 48 percent to 32 percent.

>How significant: 60 percent voted early in 2008.

>The spin: Democrats' early-vote lead in North Carolina certainly looks formidable. But in 2008, Democrats won the North Carolina early vote by an even wider margin, 51 percent to 30 percent, and only carried the state by 14,000 votes -- less than half a percentage point. They can't afford any drop in early voting.

>Who's really winning: Republicans.

The current absentee affiliations in NC are...

s3.amazonaws.com/dl.ncsbe.gov/ENRS/absentee11xx08xx2016.zip

Dem.
>22444 = 35.9%
Rep.
>22079 = 35.3%
Ind. or other
>17954 = 28.7%

FOR THE EMPEROR!!

Most states have some system to cast your vote before Election Day
Seeing how many of these ballots are requested by voters from each party gives you a pretty good indicator of the current state of the race, much more accurate than skewed polls.

THE
DELEGATES
ARE
IN
ALEPPO

What is with the (shill parentheses)? This isn't journalism. It isn't truth. It's fucking trash.

ENDORSEMENT FROM KIM KARDASHIAN IS IMMINENT. BASED!

PRAISE KEK!

We need to let kek rest, I basicly threw dubs at his face and made him come here two threads in a row

WTF WHY...NO SHE WILL RUIN OUR REP

good to have you here portubro

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True, they've been shilling non stop for at least a year. In fact he may be ctr himself

dubs come when dubs are needed. No sooner, no later

twitter.com/funnyordie/status/778957045357772800

wtf

NORMIE VOTE SECURED

People keep comparing the amount that have been sent out so far this election to the total amount shipped out for the entire election in 2012 and the yelling HILLARY BTFO, LOLOLOL!!!

Republicans are actually down from where they were at this point in '12.

If you want to know what the left is up to, just look at what they accuse you of doing.

Donald, you have my support. The delegates are yours.

He said nice things about him. Not sure if it was an official endorsement

2012: Drop in 3
>lost

2016: Drop in fucking 12
>???

This is Kanye's work

ok

twitter.com/FoxNews/status/779402989819695104
twitter.com/FoxNews/status/779402989819695104
twitter.com/FoxNews/status/779402989819695104
twitter.com/FoxNews/status/779402989819695104
>BREAKING NEWS: @tedcruz endorses @realDonaldTrump.

Lmao guys, question isn't even IF Trump is gonna win, but with HOW MUCH he'll sweep the board.

People aren't asking if he'll do a decent election anymore, but whether he'll be able to reach a Reagon landslide.

Reddit is all up on flames it's so fun to read.

>HOOOOOOWWW CAN HE LEAAAAADDDD???????????

>mfw Huffingtonposts perpetual PMS will soon go into overdrive

Remember how HILARIOUS it was when Obama did it

Wow Hillary is so hip and trendy!

>climate change twice

DELEET

This is dumb as fuck, Cruz had almost identical policies by the end of the primary because he was copying Trump so much. Of course they supported the MAN.

Chicago here, checkin the threads and gonna play some cozy TF2 soon.

Lol wut luckey palmer was a goy mentioned in a speech yesterday

This

Republicans who vote early send their ballots in ASAP. Dems send theirs in later.

Accurate posting

Does anyone have the Naked Snake MAGA hat edit?

why make porn out of this ugly child? Even when she was young she still looks like a witch.

He isn't leasing though. Hillary is leading in EVERY. SINGLE. STATE. DRUMPLINGSSSSS!

Tfw we never got a Trump v. Bernie debate where Don cleaned house

She's still a coalburning whore. She's isn't based at all, just a useful idiot.

Come here Dahnald, I've been waiting for you... the endorsement Dahnald!

explain pls

AWOO BACK AT'CHA ILLINOIS BRO! Where you at?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOO

because shadman has no standards

facebook.
com/tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464

GET IN HERE!!!

BASH CRUZ MISSLES, UPBOAT POSITIVE COMMENTS

cruz endorsement is on kikebook

The story arc is coming to completion!!!! N

Mr. Hannity is unapologetic about his aim. “I’m not hiding the fact that I want Donald Trump to be the next president of the United States.” After all, he says, “I never claimed to be a journalist.”

WOWZA

Redemption arc complete ?

Not with blacks :^)

The #NeverTrump fags are so butthurt on Twitter

finally

I lie there at night, slowly drifting in and out of consciousness, finding my way to the land of dreams. As soon as I finally hit slumber I sharply awake, my brain in pain, my body drenched in sweat. In my mind I visualise a puzzle being constructed, but the last piece just won't fit, the piece slap bang in the fucking muddle just won't click. Sometimes I like to put the barrel of my Beretta inside my mouth and gently squeeze the trigger, knowing it would finally bring release from my troubles. I always pussy out.
This question is haunting me and I need answers, without it my life is a living hell, a burning torment. I need to know. What Is Aleppo?

>()

Jesus Christ

>bash cruz missiles

Why, Hillary already does that for us.
I'd rather have their vote instead of their ire.

Fuck el rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrato, he should have bent the knee at the RNC, not when we're this close.

Cenk BTFO

Is the town hall tonight?

the porn barely looks like her anyways

just a generic kind of anime loli

>ted cruz redemption arc begins

woo

Anything for page views

tl;dr

Kek has already confirmed him winning so many times.
Praise the amphibian Lord!

it's pretty obvious, hell his art has looked the same for the past six years.

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>ends with another trip in AF1 for another pat on the back

Is this the old time enemy who shows up to support the MC on his fight against the real final boss?

LAUNCH ALL CRUZMISSILES

TARGET: CLINTON

He's finally done it.

Now, when will the Guac Merchant make his move?

WELCOME HOME TEDDY BOY

Except Florida, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Iowa

These are getting good

Nice catch Aussie.

Step up your game, americans, you guys are outsourcing all your fact checks to Europeans and Aussies.

Doing better than last time we won the state

Never hopefully.
They are openly voting Hillary like the dishonorable deplorable sacks of dung they've always been.

Welcome home, Ted. Welcome home.

His endorsement is actually really well explained and reasoned. This will help Trump shore up any lagging Republicans.

Now it's time for this piece of shit.

>I "could" care less

Goys, how do we judge who's winning in Virginia, Ohio and Michigan when they don't do absentee ballots by party?

>Reagan
I fully believe that Kanye will vote Trump even if he doesn't say so.

I liked the RNC season 1 finale

OFFICIAL RATO "ENDORSEMENT". GRUDGING AS FUCK.

normiebook /tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464

>217D Subterranean Chess Power Play

Why are they stealin our memes

Ok. Give the fags who say "I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR YOU AGAIN! YOURE A MEANIE POOPY HEAD!" A angry/frowny face

Don't even post the pic to encourage them, famiglia. Even the counterproductive degenerates on the Trump train now

I don't understand why you posted that.

he'll never endorse .. fucking pig

DAHNALD

HELP ME

NEVER CRUZ


NEVER RATS


NEVER EVER EVER

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Heh, not at all. Hillary is doing great in all of those counties and cities. Nice try, Drumpfkinsssss!,!!!! You lose! >: ))))))) stay butthurt >:)))

>tfw you know hillary has already deducted $25 from their account without permission

>stephanie marcus
that fucking fivehead
lmao

See The GOP is likely to overtake the Dems, only 06% behind.

youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Knee bent

>fakebook.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464

They're just doing their part making sure the undecided vote Trump

Do it Notch

AH, THERE IT IS.

Holy shit thats good

>CP-violation
>cheese pizza violation
This shit fucking writes itself.

Liberals think selling off your own country for donations and gibsdats makes you principled

I think his point is that people claim to be journalists while being more pundity than Hannity is, who admits he does an OPINION show, and doesn't call himself a journalist.

Seriously?

Will this cause more women to vote like their BBC-worshiping idol?

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IT'S OFFICIAL

faceberg/tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464

NC has a lot of conservatives who would rather vote on the actual election day AFTER all the debates so they actually know who they are voting for. Dumb fucking liberal Democraps have to mail in their votes early before they get utterly BTFO by their shit candidate

PIECES FALLING INTO PLACE

TRUE CONSERVATIVES™ ON BOARD

CHECKMATE APPROACHING

>Suddenly leftists pretend like they don't care about celebrities
fucking LOL

>time to send another $25 to HRC
>another
What the fuck? I hope that's just virtue signaling.

If you're referring to this AP story

bigstory.ap.org/article/b0c860b85d884b6abb23af580ae5b0c1/early-ballots-clinton-sees-strength-nc-lags-iowa

I got some bad news for you. They deliberately only reported the ballots turned in so far, and since it was only the first day of voting that was like 3,000 ballots. Romney "won" the first day of absentee voting because it's not at all indicative of the actual number of votes that will be returned. Statistically around 85-90% of absentee ballots will be returned, with both parties being about the same, therefore looking at total requests is a better measure than who returned theirs on day 1. This was a poor attempt at spin for the AP desperate to give Shillary some good news.

why does he have the face of a 10 year old but a full beard?

>Clinton will win over Bernfags by raising taxes on the rich
Trump will win over Bernfags by forcing colleges to reduce their tuition or lose their tax deductions. That's all bernfags care about anyway.

SHILLS SAPPIN MY NATION!

Just like when Rubio endorsed Trump and ceased to be "title Rubio" there is no "Rato" anymore.

Just Ted. "Lying" Ted.

No, I mean, just Ted, just Ted.

Does this mean we finally stop calling him Rato?

Fucking amazing

Ben Shapiro is having a meltdown.

So the Clinton camp baited the Trump camp into a discussion that benefits Trump?

What the fuck am I reading here?

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JEB SURGE!

>pic

the resemblence is uncanny, meme magic is real

Never Trumpers won't admit that Momiji is better than every single one of them. That's why there overweight fucks.

based as fuck

Cuck bux

No, he will forever be known as El Rato

S T O R Y A R C

someone should put trump's head on rand's and put rand's head on the babies. i'll do it later if i have some free time.

>begin win preparations

Oh yeah, that makes sense. Kind of an oblique way to make the point though.

youtu.be/lDUwXFvTJfA

Donald, it's 3:43PM and I just got off the phone with you- no, MY delegates.

In a surprising twist, Donald, I've decided it's time to share those delegates with you. Set me free, Donald. Set me free.

This assumes most of the Bern outs weren't already with her and that she doesn't need independents in the swing states.

This post is retarded.

I won't go beyond "Rafe"

but it mattered when joss whedon got a bunch of idiots together to scare you into voting hrc

I find it really cute, the thought of Cruz up late at night praying, crying to his wife cause he wants to vote for Donald. Very innocent image in my mind

WE HAVE THE CRUZMISSLES ON OUR SIDE I AM SO HAPPY

GIB ME your twitter followers DAHNALD!

wtf i love cruz now

NEW

Ya hillary has many conservative principles. Jeb! Just wants endless military conflicts and that's what he'll get with hillary. Rope when?

Reminder that Trump said he didn't even want Rato's endorsement if he gave it

Trump's reaction will be critical

hella cute, and lewd when necessary

All will bend the knee to God Emperor.

It cannot be otherwise.

THE
THELEGATES
ARE
IN
ATHEPPO

>Happy to have a debate about raising taxes
Lol, this is the same logic that thinks "Trump is an unashamed supporter of right to work" is effective persuasion.

Trump hasn't even started spending money yet.

Everything so far is purely organic.

September 27th to November 8th, it's going to be all Trump all day baby, all day.

Hillary has to go to the first debate because it has cost her Billions of others' money to get where she is. She is not allowed to call in sick for this one.

They are going to trot out her corpse no matter what. It will be GLORIOUS!

In Portugal we have a fairly leftist government right now. One of the coalition partners mentioned a estate tax over big estates.

People (even poor people) went absolutely berserk as they know very well that government always start taxing only over a certain amount but, over time, the threshold gets lower and lower until it affects everybody.

Either that or it never gets updated and inflation brings it down on its own. Just check the banking regulation on minimum deposit that needs to be communicated to the feds.

She will lose all Never Trumpers with that measure

Someone post pence wojak hug for this guy

NEW

I wonder if after the democrats are fucking destroyed, the party takes all these neocon cucks back. This would make the democrats center left again.

only good things.

>In the land of babies
>The manlet is king

No he won't. Trump again and again has demonstrated that he fights with those opposing him, but will welcome them when they bend the knee.

Just got back from my first week in college (No longer a NEET yay!) I haven't been on Cred Forums in about a week, did I miss much? How's Trump doing?

This legitimately makes me happy.

Everything is coming together. It's been a long time out in the cold but I can see the lights of home at the edge of the treeline. We're going to make it guys. It's been years, decades, but we're going to make it finally.

The End is near. The end of Soros, of Clinton, of the corruption in politics, of the bickering and wars and instability. The house of cards will come tumbling down and everything will good and whole again.

>tax on rich people
>cripples american farmers
It's almost like she wants to make america dependant on international food imports.. oh yeah, looking forward to that debate, illary.

which one is rand?

>estate tax
>only affecting the rich
Normal Americans who own property are affected too. I don't think this is a great talking point that would BTFO Trump. But they can have their 3d chess moment.

it

>the face of globalism
Let it sink in

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Hillary will make a doo doo.

>Hillary is very likely going to shit herself on the stage

Professor who predicted the last 30 years of presidential elections says Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States!

KEK WILLS IT

Why? Seems a bit odd.

This dude is a cunt
>Trump isn't charismatic
blatantly false
>No scandals involving Hillary
HA HA HA
>no foreign military failure
What is ISIS for 600 Alex?

That right there puts Trump at 9 of the 13 keys. Landslide victory incoming

PRAISE BE UNTO HIM

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I love momiji so much.
She makes me HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG

This is why I am flipping out about the results so far, it looks like they are failing to rig it.

We need to keep an eye on the early voting just incase.

WILL THE GUACKING REDEEM HIMSELF?

WILL HE STAND UP TO HIS WHOLE FAMILY AND ENDORSE TRUMP?

wtf im a cruzmissle now

WHATS DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD

WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD

> my principles are flooding the country with illegals and terrorists, raising taxes, and padding the courts with activist judges that write law on the bench

That's right i forgot Trump is going for the NUCLEAR BLAST approach when it comes to ads.

Ads don't work on people like us who have ad block and never use traditional media, but i forget most people still dine on the electric Jew

THE DELEGATES.