TRUMP GENERAL: MAGA EDITION

>America is not a country

FUCKING COMMIE RAT

DELICIOUS SALT

THE PRIESTHOOD IS NOT RISING

If duubs, Trump shits Hillary's pants on stage

AWOO

>this is the face of the man who destroyed 17 other candidates
>the face of the man who destroyed a Political dynasty that has ruled over the Republican party for more than 30 years
>the face of the man who made the Pope ask for forgiveness
>the man who changed the face of the Republican party
>the man who made Republicans the party of cool, the worker's party
>the man who made Democrats the ones who want occupation in the Middle East and war with Russia
>Hillary now has to face this political demolition man, this fucking Destroyer of Worlds
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY

YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Too good not to post it again

65% estate tax

wtf i love ted cruz now

AWOOOOO

I am an official #cruzmissle now

JUST

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Why are we losing the fucking polls?

What if Clinton wins the debate?

Reeeeee

Media narrative BTFO

TOP KEK
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Should be even higher.

Awoooo for our victory over the Rato!

>this same cuck wants the Rs to take consideration of BLM

>MUH PRINCIPLES
She is a hot piece of ass, though. I'd love to see her do porn.

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>What if Clinton wins the debate?

65% income tax? its important sure, but it's not really heavy hitting.

He is a great man

Oversampling

checked

>eu imi dau sesiunile de facultate cu thread-uri de Cred Forums deschise si tot iau bursa,
Si eu fac exact acelasi lucru si am sute de carti de citit,mestecat,analizat,scris si inteles.

Ce domeniu studiezi?
>inb4 drept

Trump is so powerful

Can you report people for suicidal thoughts on FB?

>Glenn Beck

Sad!

Commie scum

How does Glenn Beck have a following. He's a retard.

i hope the list goes on an on user

THE GOD-EMPEROR PREVAILS

AS PART OF MEME MAGIC

It is now (past) time for us to turn this shit up to eleven and start referring to trump as President Trump in all of our discourse regarding him.

Once you are president you are referred to as President for the rest of your life anyway, so we might as well start doing this right now.

> As bruce lee said, you punch through, not at. Act as if it is already done.

> or overpenetration as /k/ would call it.

Name a hotter woman than S.E. Cupp...

protip - you can't

Guess what --- She hates trump and now Cruz too....

twitter.com/secupp/status/779416113079848960

Better run as Cruz/Trump 2020..

You two assholes are out of the club.

Did El Rato bend the knee?

What will you do when we win this great war? What will you lads go back to?
I think i might open a..butcher shop.
Yeah, a nice countryside butcher.
>MAGA

mobile.twitter.com/EvilHillaryPics/status/779323507884687360/video/1

cry tears of joy maybe

the digits Donald, checkem

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Today just keeps getting better

Man, you're supposed to hug her or tell her it's gonna be okay, not point a camera at her.

Oh yes.

Guys. I mailed pic related on Tuesday. He received it yesterday. And today he announced that he will endorse Trump.

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

Of course.

Ja

BTFO
T
F
O

You betcha. We /delegates/ now.

Heidi Cruz Returns to (((Goldman Sachs)))

economicpolicyjournal.com/2016/09/heidi-cruz-returns-to-goldman-sachs.html

he realized the delegates were all gone

medicina lad

President Trump.. dat got a nice ring to it, don't it?

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>>the face of the man who made the Pope ask for forgiveness

Also this point always makes my sides feel funny

she is pumped on adrenaline not upset

>reading all this
Now I'm hyped for president trump to smash the bitch at the debate.

THE PRIESTHOOD HAS FALLEN

THE TRUE CONSERVATIVE IS DEAD

LONG LIVE THE KING

Green cucks and ham?

literally wat

twitter.com/PaulBlu/status/779415989410734080

Truly doing god's work

Benji is

Oh, he bent a lot more than that.

seriously, is there anything better we can come with?

>PPB at it again

top jej lads

check

Daily reminder Cruz and Hillary worked together to create the #NeverTrump movement.

HOLY KEK

REKT
E
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Please keep the Never Trump tears coming guys

NOTHING BUT STINKING GOOK BODIES. THE HILL. THE WHOLE HILL. THERE WAS THAT SMELL, THAT GASOLINE SMELL EVERYWHERE.

SMELLED LIKE

.....victory.

Some day this war's gonna end.

Bump.

I'm incredibly confident that a Pepe got El Rato to bend his knee.

Trumpkins, is Trump still as aggressive in his speeches as he was during the primaries? I get the impression that he's mollified his rhetoric, but I haven't actually watched his more recent speeches.

Please tell me he hasn't become a pussy. I really hope he puts on a show on Monday

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.

>the (((polls)))

>medicina lad
tulai Dumnezo,la Cluj sau Iasi?
Bucur aci

ai vreo specializare in minte?
inveti de pe acum franceza sau germana?

He even forfeited his rights to the delegates.

Every last one.

It's possible that his rodent brain is still scheming, trying to figure out how to take the delegates for himself. But Emperor Trump is merciful and has decided to spare his worthless life, for now.

He needs 3 fucking electoral votes to win. Only 3. We can do this.

the adrenalin is too much for her little body, hugging won't help that. And she isn't sad either, it's a total adrenalin rush, pure ecstasy.

Anyone have any better analysis of those early voting results than what I've seen so far? Trying not to get cocky but it looks like they portend a Trump landslide

"When video of Mrs. Clinton falling ill on Sept. 11 exploded in the news media, the campaign, which had at first said she overheated, apologized for not revealing her diagnosis of pneumonia beforehand.

Correct the Record went virtually dark. “It was waiting for guidance from the campaign,” Mr. Brock explained.
>CTR, Will they ever learn?

It's like Vegeta and Goku making a fusion

>mfw it fucking worked

yeah, what of it?

No way

is nevertrump a trump plant?

what fucking timeline am i in now?

check

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

ARE ONLY FLORIDA AND NORTH CAROLINA DOING EARLY VOTING RIGHT NOW OR ARE THERE ANY OTHER STATES?????????????????????????????

he read the snake the other day

IS the president.

this is one of the secrets of that old kemetic magic the globalists and zionists keep using on us.

fake it until you make it, pretend its already done.

sounds lunacy but... if it comes true is it?

A S S B L A S - TED

S

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#NeverTrump shrinking like a treated haemorrhoid

>777

ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER LADS

>6011x233

I cannot excuse what I've done. I know this. But I can still make it up to you, my family..

Take my spirit.

We don't just fuck with reality

We became the reality

Meant for

AHAHAHAHA

kek confirms

>#NeverTrump getting more irrelevant by the day

SHADILAY

Oh shit

Trump btfo by Amanda the queen of Cred Forums

twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/779338789697179648

It's real. We got that rat bastard to bend his knee.

KEK HAS BLESSED THE ENDORSEMENT

Can this faggot just kill himself already?

thinkin bout thos trips

This is what we're fighting for Cred Forums

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Ted Cruz is a Hillary plant gone rogue to save his political future.

He will never be a Bush, or a Clinton.
So at best he can be a faithful minion of evil.

this is really good. but we need to work harder to ensure a trump victory!

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vegeta and goku

some lazy OC to celebrate the occasion

>this is the face of the man who destroyed 17 other candidates, despite having zero political experience
>the face of the man who destroyed a political dynasty (The Bush's) that has ruled over the Republican party for more than 30 years
>the face of the man who even had the Pope, God's representative on Earth, bend the knee and beg for forgiveness
>the man who changed the face of the Republican party into the party of cool, the worker's party
>the man who made Democrats the ones who want occupation in the Middle East and war with Russia
>the man who despite having the entire world against him, conquered all, and there's still no signs of stopping him
>Hillary now has to face this political demolition man on one stage, alone, infront of millions

>This is the face of The fucking Destroyer of Worlds

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY

YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lame statement.

Cruz should get scotus for this...

Otherwise we true conservative will still not vote Trump.

Can someone tell me why he posted this today?

Oh man I'll never relive that joy. I remember my first buck. Fuck so happy for that little girl

MUH MUH MUH... MUH PRINCIPLES

GUYS DO WE FORGIVE TED?
I FORGIVE TED
DO YOU FORGIVE TED?
I SURE DO
YOU SHOULD TOO

ILLary BTFO more

t. Megan Kelly

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So Glenn Cuck was a globalist? Btw is there no rally tonight?

NIGGER

>It's Happening
It's Already Happened

Classy as fuck.

>Trips checked praise Kek!

I feel so fucking sorry for libertarians across america who deserved a real candidate instead of a Hillary mole.
youtube.com/watch?v=NXhR41lsEJY

Based.

how did oversight go? I wanna watch gowdy and chaffetz wreck the furry

No response since the endorsement huh?

OBAMA IS A TRAITOR TO AMERICA

whoaaaaa

is la cluj, esti tot medcuck?

vreau gastro sau interne, daca cumva pot sa prind un loc la facultate ca asistent, daca nu ma duc pe ceva cu bani gen imagistica unde frec menta toata ziua cu RMN-uri
vroiam sa invat germana dar ma sperie threadurile cu germani de aici, nu stiu daca as vrea sa cresc o familie in germania, aici cat de cat mai ai control asupra plozilor tai

He probably shouldn't be aggressive. He already has the alpha male vote. Now he should be going after Hillary's support and the independents who were turned off by his vigor.

I do

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Kek made this endorsement happen. See jeb! and Kasich will be announcing on Monday.

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BLESSED BY KEK

TED "THE DELEGATES, DONALD" CRUZ IS REDEEMED

Newfags won't get this, but who's waiting for true conservative Aussies reaction tonight?

wtf is wrong with obama? he's an idiot.

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DUMB FUCKING MUSLIM NIGGER KING

>The delegates, Donald. They are yours.

SO MUCH MUCH WINDING!!!!!!!!!!

Somebody Trumptize this gif.

more fodder for Monday

Not an animal rights hippe, but why would anyone be so happy about shooting a deer? lol

Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the delegates, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

HE WAS A TOUGH AND BRILIANT OPONNENT

THE ARC IS NOW COMPLETE

Oh, shit, I forgot about that.

Yet another multi-million dollar ad buy that Donald gets for free.

Benji boy is having a breakdown right now on twitter.

TRIPS PROVES KEK ENDORSEMENT

ASSBLAS-TED

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what time is it, boys?

Ted Cruz and the #NeverTrump movement are a Hillary funded attack machine for useful idiots.

Both parties openly conspire, content as long as one of the political dynasty moves on *clinton/bush*.

#NeverTrumps are suckers for Hillary and don't hold opinions worth reading.

Wait what the shit

Where's link for cruzs official endorsement speech?
All I see is people saying he did it
Not an actual source of him saying it

i dont really know, since he probably didn't show up

I HATE THIS KIKE NIGGER

REEEEEEEE

A strongly worded Pepe made thus happen.

JUST

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He clearly wants Trump to win

How much do you want for it?

>Ron Paul: Donald Trump Wants To Audit The Federal Reserve, The "Secret Society" Loves Hillary

realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/09/07/ron_paul_donald_trump_wants_to_audit_the_federal_reserve.html

OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

NEVER TRUMP

Thanks user!

its your first kill, its exciting. Can't really understand it till you've done it.

Why wouldn't he sign it? Does he want Hillary to lose that badly?

There's literally not a single reason to veto that bill except he's trying to sabotage Hillary.

He's going to fucking Gitmo.

what will trump say about this?

If Saudi Arabia comes up as a topic, Clinton is fucking dead.

Checked. Good work! Kek's will works through you brother.

>Cruz joins Trumptrain before the debate

Someone need to mke this anime.

He didn't make a speech. He only posted a statement.

On jew book

Welp, he's getting assassinated soon

Even Nate Silver is calling bullshit on people saying she's "Surging"

Because it takes hard work. You have to accomplish something on your own. The adrenaline rush is fucking awesome. You get clean, pure organic meat. Honestly, if you have to ask you'll never know

MAGA!!!!

Rinced Penis told him he wouldn't be able to run again

>we're only two days away and we're already reaching critical mass

TOO

MUCH

WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Cruz is literally Vegeta

Trump is saying that lady cop killed the man in cold blood. He should be ashamed.

Here's what happened: she told him to get his hands out of his pockets so he throws his hands up in the air, walks backward, and reaches into his car. All while she's telling him to stop. Now Trump and Lou Dobbs are saying she did the wrong thing. Tell me something: if the person doesn't have a gun, does it mean you were wrong to suppose they might have a gun and might be trying to kill you?

Example: youtube.com/watch?v=fYCSMnmzOJM

It's wired into your brain. Urban cucks cover it over with a thin veneer of pussitry and a thick layer of denial.

Killing your food is the default mode.

Touching.

Right? This is the greatest drama ever.

Iowa.

California will never go read
Do as you please

DEUS KEK

can't stall the Paul, Fed

The Super Saiyans, Kakarot. Give them to me, you low-class!

Can we stop saying this about Nate Aluminium?
He made one tweet saying Clinton is going to win with the exact amount of states she needs.

This isn't suspicious or even point towards anything.
He's excited about the news.
Not suspicious.

There's a few hundred million reasons not to sign the bill. All of them rythm with kekel.

A SINGLE PEPE BROUGHT DOWN EL RATO. Never doubt Meme Magic.

>Where's link for cruzs official endorsement

>fake book.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464

youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
He's eternally salty.

>Ron Paul said Trump's view was much closer to his than Hillary Clinton's

Based Cerno
twitter.com/Cernovich/status/779414331469406208

BAH GAWD THATS IT HES DEAD

hope congress overrides.

fuck saudi ratbags

>he's over 1237 delegates!!

And with the words I endorse Trump, all earth bound delegate souls were finally put to rest, and were able to ascend to the heavens above

Truly majestic

I love how liberals are in such denial over Trump's electoral map at the moment. He literally only needs one state to win

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>Cruz should get scotus for this...
Why? Should I get scotus because I endorse Trump?

CNN going full buttmad right now over Cruz

I have a feeling that we're going to get a statement from Trump and Stephen Miller soon.

Wow, you Trumpists aren't fooling true conservatives...

twitter.com/CruzWisconsin/status/779417725814779905

Which one of you is false flagging?

FEDERAL JUDGE TURNS ON OBAMA W/ BOMBSHELL RULING – White House In PANIC MODE – ELECTION FRAUD PLANS RUINED!

(Kansas, Alabama and Georgia)

viralliberty.com/breaking-federal-judge-turns-obama-w-bombshell-rulling-white-house-panic-mode/

Reminder: kek approves of Jesaism

those posts were 7 months ago

shieeeet

strawpoll.me/11287534
Please help answer and spread this poll. I am counting our numbers

fuck off shill.

>thanks obama

That adrenaline, this is adorable. She even became an alpha male with the sheep thing

Those 3 states were ares anyways though ? Unless I'm wrong.

PRAISE KEK

checkem

Short, sweet, to the point, and triples.

They already tried that, it failed.

Now you understand one reason they're scared shitless. They cant even kill him.

Holy shit that is savagery.

These little globalist fuckers with their principles of breaking down the nation state.

>Trump not only got the Cruz endorsement today, he also got the Scott Adams endorsement

Spot on m8.

>dead since 2007

as if you needed more proof (((they))) make people "dead" so they can become ghosts to assassinate people.

fuck off, no content conspiracy spammer.

I hear Obama really despises Hillary and the Clintons in general, it does make me wonder if he hates them that much.

You can't kill a God, user.

>Jeb Surge Division

>gives away internet
>vetoes 9/11 shit
THANKS OBONGO

BOMBSHELL – Obama Caught Doing THIS to STEAL the Election, The System is Rigged!

usapoliticsnow.com/bombshell-obama-caught-steal-election-system-rigged/

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what, how is that even possible?

THEY CANT STUMP HIM, THEY CANT KILL HIM. TRUMP WILL BEAT HILLARY LIKE ITS NOTHING.

It's fucking over. Scott Adams knew things were turning over now and he timed it perfectly.

twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/779417631392669696

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND.

That doesn't show Cruz helped make it, just that he was stupid enough to co opt it.

your digits
this is like 9/11 for the libs
this is like planes hitting their towers

Obama is a traitor ass muslims.

Saved. He has been with us the entire time. Lurking in the shadows waiting to strike.

WILL KASICH BEND THE KNEE?

this cant be real

What exactly did he do in the past 3 weeks?

> CNN
I laughed so hard at the birther coverage. CNN is made of salt.

i cri evry tim

breitbart.com/video/2016/09/23/nicolle-wallace-my-family-life-is-in-shatters-because-my-parents-support-donald-trump/

REV UP THOSE SALT MINES LADS

and the kim kardashian endorsement

stay mad

Where can I get that pendant?

Only if he accidentally drops a snack

I think we have to protect Glenn Beck lads. Do your part.

They're sending zombie fbi agents now. They're that desperate.

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twitter.com/josephine612198/status/779419541327732736

Red-Light Warning on Now, About Hillary Clinton

rinf.com/alt-news/breaking-news/red-light-warning-now-hillary-clinton/

The faggot that was shilling for the TPP just a few days ago? He can fuck right off forever.

So who is Crooked Hillary?
I'm guessing Freezer?

Yes. My pepe brought El Rato to bend his knee the day after he got it in the mail, Kasich and Jeb! are next.

we all need to stop voting for trump. He's a fucking idiot, a liar and has no real policies.

what is this true?

>going by the average without filtering the polls with awful party sampling

hahahahhahahaha

Mine some memes, please. The darkness consumes too much of me when I watch CNN

fuck off shill.

NATE SILVER --- Fresh outta he ovens boys...

twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/779416700789858305

Yea, and the globalists are Super Cell (someone repost that list again)

WHAT DEACE LEVEL WE AT!?

Remember goyim Drumpf is totally behind in the polls :^)

>I HATE THIS SKYPE GOOGLE
ftfy

>Fair coverage, CNN

*the

(you) cant even vote you mongoloid

Exodus 8:4-6

4 The frogs will come up on you and your people and all your officials.’”

5 Then the Lord said to Moses, “Tell Aaron, ‘Stretch out your hand with your staff over the streams and canals and ponds, and make frogs come up on the land of Egypt.’”

6 So Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt, and the frogs came up and covered the land.

TOP KEK

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NJ fbi agent... NJ is mafia central
dude been a hitman for the last 9 years

this guy must have been given a retirement payoff to kill trump

dude probably got $2 million to go lay in the jamaca sun for the rest of his life after a hit of this caliber, and he failed

the memes are literally too strong with trump, the power of kek protects him.

Anybody seen Dilbertmans latest post? What did you take from it.

From what he says, along with the link he provided, ones reality is a complex evolutionary process to fit you alone for you to do what you're supposed to do, aka procreate and have offspring continuing your lineage. But when you disregard your preordained evolutionary reality to complete this, you can begin to form reality and therein shape it. Hence memes, meme magic, kek, etc

When enough people start thinking yhe same way, riding the same reality wave length, you collectively grow stronger and have the ability to change reality from within.

I am now a #CruzMissile

what the sam fuck does he mean by this

OH SHIT

BREAKING: DR. TED NOEL REVEALS HILLARY'S MAJOR NEW PARKINSON'S HEALTH WARNINGS THAT COULD END HER

youtube.com/watch?v=eY5CqjmqWVI

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Obama joined ISIS right after leaving office

Today is a great day.

NEW

(((adjustments)))

Fuck Glenn Beck. He picked the wrong candidate and his pride won't let him endorse Trump.

HE WILL BEND HIS KNEE. KEK WILLS IT.

Fuck yeah.

I requested my absentee/early ballot in WI on Monday

fuck if i know

Stop and frisk of course

Also skittles

It's a running joke, its a random thing he arbitrarily chose as a 'fake because'

I'm not much on Cred Forums, but who is this faggot in short?

Skittles endorsement gave him a YUGE boost

She's cell she absorbed Bernie
And is made from the cum of every banker in the world

Just in time for the debates. Just like it was predicted.

>too conservative
>hes still winning

kek

NEW

We were right the whole time, or did we meme him into the Zodiac killer?

>was too conservative
This is some next level skypery

Trump should tap Cruz for secretary of state desu. He would be the anti hillary

>tfw you realize Cruz is poison and Trump is stumped because he didn't disavow David Duke in time

>implying Obama gives two flying fucks about Congress
>implying Congress won't bend over and take it like a bitch like they have for the past 8 years

attack refugees, mexicans, the media, his opponent when she was sick, made nazi references, announced he was bringing back stop-and-frisk on a national level... I mean at this point you name it and he probably did it

If we lose by 3 I'm building a fucking nuke.
No seriously, this world needs to burn if we lose.

So he is admitting Trump is already president?

>look up address on the envelope
>The Green Frog Cafe

You really channeled that meme magic, boi

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DECIMATED

why are we still losing though?

NEW

Rato came home T~T
What a glorious day.
I Hope geck anheros.

Not an argument. Trump has no idea what it takes to run a country, all he has done was play hero to the crowd. Trump is going to lose cause voting Hillary will also get Bill back in the white house. It's not like anyone here will be at a loss if Trump loses, only one less thing to meme about. I don't think any americunt on here is aware they are on a bandwagon of political fervor hype.

The adjustment only affects the area of uncertainty

LA Times Endorsed Hillary, that's the reason for the drop and delay

Confirmation bias is you, whatever that is, conforming reality literally to your bias

Holy shit, we have shifted into a new paradigm.

Who is Nicole Wallace and why the fuck should I give a shit about what she has to say

Gary Johnson makes his case about blacks. youtu.be/m2o2sT8QZMs

Wasn't his father associated to the JFK assassination? Why would President Trump want anything to do with him ?

Why would I be mad?

Retweeting a hashtag doesn't really mean anything.

Notice how short his statement was, compared to Teds literal essay? Trump realizes he is only doing it to save what little politicial relevance he still has